Tampires

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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The only tampons made with cursed Transylvanian cotton. NSFW.
There are 56 comments:
Female 493
Hmm...kinda funny...kinda not...
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Female 173
man those sound effects made my stomach do a little twist :s haha.
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Female 119
wtf i mean god so idk its got no words but omg wtf
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Female 876
That was hilarious. You can never go wrong with over-the-top 50`s acting and vampire tampons.
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Male 134
that was lame until the very end, then it was funny
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Female 815
`Girls are so effin gross. stop bleeding on stuff, ew. that is freakin nasty. Don`t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn`t die.`

-____- Stop getting erections over old ladies at bus stops then.

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Male 13
hey i got a stupid joke


a vampire walk into a bar and asks for a shot of blood he drinks it and walks out an hour later the vampire walks in and orders the samething anothr hour later the vampire walks in and orders a cup of boiling water. the barender asks "why don`t you order a shot of blood?" so the vampire pulls out a tampon and says "tea time"

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Female 82
Haha the slap was class!
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Female 718
what was with the black haired girl and her eyebrows?
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Male 213
Oh and btw, the pause after she said "chill the f*ck out..." was the best part.
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Male 213
haha yeah... when I went to school all my friends that were girls wouldn`t even DARE to say the word tampon in front of me... it was hilarious to me. Personally, I think it`s stupid that sex education is taught in separate classrooms (if they are, as mine were)... take the mystery out of it early I say.
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Female 152
LOL!!! Wow...that was hilarious!
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Female 182
lol awww sickness! no thanks i`ll stick to napkins O_O
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Male 284
.....what the bloody hell?!
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Male 724
Chill the F*** Out margaret! or i`ll cut that pretty little face of your! - lol
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Female 1,470
Wtf gay
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Female 168
Lmao!
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Male 522
Girls are so effin gross. stop bleeding on stuff, ew. that is freakin nasty. Don`t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn`t die.
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Male 200
that was the first time i laughed and gagged at the same time...
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Female 375
Hahaha this was well funny!
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Female 290
"Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]"
why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
get over yourself already.
I have to say i might be finding it slightly weird that a guy is actually alright talkins about the menstrual cycle and other associated items!
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Male 2,781
HAHAHHAH THE B`TCHSLAP!
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Male 712
I`m not disgusted at periods in general, but this video is just....well...disgusting. The gulping sound during the demonstration?!? Come on..
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Female 226
Oh, and serbrtl, so many girls think all males will react like that because a lot of them DO react like that. Not all of them, but obviously a vast enough majority to begin to make it a stereotype.
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Female 226
What did the vampire say to its female victim?

"Thanks, see you next month!"

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Female 403
haha. i loved the disclaimer at the end.
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Male 10,440
w/e wasnt that great, rather disghusting...
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Female 429
i think i might be a tampire!

x-x
oh jesus.

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Female 199
lmfao totally funny
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Male 325
chill the fu*k out
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Female 269
ew...weird...0_o
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Female 1,832
Bloody weird ...
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Female 815
`why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
get over yourself already.`

OOOOOOOOOOHHHH Someones being a total BITCH! You get over yourself, Ass Hole. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

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Male 1,360
i think i might be a tampire!
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Male 1,420
"LOL.
I Found The Sound Effects For When The Tampires Were Drinking The Blood Pretty Gross But Other Than That It Was Weird."
yea, and the bad thing for me is i was just taking a drink when that happened, i didn`t expect it.

"Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]"
why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
get over yourself already.

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Female 815
Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]
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Male 522
women are so filthy :(
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Female 176
Disturbing
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Female 107
HAHAHA that was funny...whats up with the stupid flintstone joke sparky???
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Male 104
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT poo WAS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Female 85
it made my uterus hurt for some reason.
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Female 89
LOL.
I Found The Sound Effects For When The Tampires Were Drinking The Blood Pretty Gross But Other Than That It Was Weird.

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Female 538
That was pretti cool!!! :-D
Shame they arent real.
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Female 242
for some odd reason i found that incredibly hilarious...it could be because it`s 3:30am though.
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Female 90
uhm ew and weird O_o hahaha, but.. "do not expose tampons to sunlight or wear then to church" haha what the mofo.
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Female 333
Oh goodness. I don`t even know what to say. That`s a first.
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Female 327
That sounded so gross, but if they were real definitely, they would be my best friend aswell.
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Male 842
I laughed at the end. "Do not expose these tampons to sunlight or wear them to church." XD
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Female 1,264
terrible acting
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Male 902
`I swear to god Betty, it`s like every month I`m being STABBED in the VAGINA.`

The best way I`ve ever seen a clip begin.

The slap made it awesome.

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Female 670
... my visions as vampirs being sexy has been totally ruined. :[ Now my sexy neck-biting fantasies will no longer be quite so... neck-bitey... or less sexy...
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Male 1,465
Funny… but… ewww. The less I think about what happens to you ladies down there the better.
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Female 87
Ew...that`s gross
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Female 1,397
That was very........very...odd.
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Male 534
Chill the f*** out
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Male 10,115
Link: Tampires [Rate Link] - The only tampons made with cursed Transylvanian cotton. NSFW.
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