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Date: 06/07/07 02:06 AM

56 Responses to Tampires

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 1:24 am
    Link: Tampires - The only tampons made with cursed Transylvanian cotton. NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of YOUREWINNER
    YOUREWINNER Male 18-29
    534 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:10 am
    Chill the f*** out
  3. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:29 am
    That was very........very...odd.
  4. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:31 am
    Ew...that`s gross
  5. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Funny… but… ewww. The less I think about what happens to you ladies down there the better.
  6. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:50 am
    ... my visions as vampirs being sexy has been totally ruined. :[ Now my sexy neck-biting fantasies will no longer be quite so... neck-bitey... or less sexy...
  7. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 3:00 am
    `I swear to god Betty, it`s like every month I`m being STABBED in the VAGINA.`

    The best way I`ve ever seen a clip begin.

    The slap made it awesome.

  8. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 3:27 am
    terrible acting
  9. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:05 am
    I laughed at the end. "Do not expose these tampons to sunlight or wear them to church." XD
  10. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:30 am
    That sounded so gross, but if they were real definitely, they would be my best friend aswell.
  11. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:36 am
    Oh goodness. I don`t even know what to say. That`s a first.
  12. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:54 am
    uhm ew and weird O_o hahaha, but.. "do not expose tampons to sunlight or wear then to church" haha what the mofo.
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    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 6:31 am
    for some odd reason i found that incredibly hilarious...it could be because it`s 3:30am though.
  14. Profile photo of satenya101
    satenya101 Female 18-29
    539 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 7:04 am
    That was pretti cool!!! :-D
    Shame they arent real.
  15. Profile photo of crazy_ell
    crazy_ell Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 8:42 am
    LOL.
    I Found The Sound Effects For When The Tampires Were Drinking The Blood Pretty Gross But Other Than That It Was Weird.

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    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 11:12 am
    it made my uterus hurt for some reason.
  17. Profile photo of GoldenArms89
    GoldenArms89 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 11:14 am
    LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THAT poo WAS HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  18. Profile photo of Allison42o
    Allison42o Female 18-29
    107 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    HAHAHA that was funny...whats up with the stupid flintstone joke sparky???
  19. Profile photo of Bellatrix391
    Bellatrix391 Female 13-17
    176 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Disturbing
  20. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    women are so filthy :(
  21. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
    Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]
  22. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    "LOL.
    I Found The Sound Effects For When The Tampires Were Drinking The Blood Pretty Gross But Other Than That It Was Weird."
    yea, and the bad thing for me is i was just taking a drink when that happened, i didn`t expect it.

    "Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]"
    why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
    get over yourself already.

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    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    i think i might be a tampire!
  24. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    `why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
    get over yourself already.`

    OOOOOOOOOOHHHH Someones being a total BITCH! You get over yourself, Ass Hole. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

  25. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    Bloody weird ...
  26. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    ew...weird...0_o
  27. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    chill the fu*k out
  28. Profile photo of sum41chck911
    sum41chck911 Female 13-17
    199 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    lmfao totally funny
  29. Profile photo of sheeeeps
    sheeeeps Female 13-17
    429 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    i think i might be a tampire!

    x-x
    oh jesus.

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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    w/e wasnt that great, rather disghusting...
  31. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    haha. i loved the disclaimer at the end.
  32. Profile photo of jess_izzle
    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    What did the vampire say to its female victim?

    "Thanks, see you next month!"

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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    Oh, and serbrtl, so many girls think all males will react like that because a lot of them DO react like that. Not all of them, but obviously a vast enough majority to begin to make it a stereotype.
  34. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    I`m not disgusted at periods in general, but this video is just....well...disgusting. The gulping sound during the demonstration?!? Come on..
  35. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    HAHAHHAH THE B`TCHSLAP!
  36. Profile photo of Jazz5490
    Jazz5490 Female 13-17
    292 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 7:26 pm
    "Ow...Mine`s hurting too, Rraaee : | Wtf. And anyway, I don`t expect many boys to post. They`re probably all scared and confused : ]"
    why do so many girls think the word "tampon" sends all males fleeing in terror? tee hee, you`re talking about the menstrual cycle, ewww!
    get over yourself already.
    I have to say i might be finding it slightly weird that a guy is actually alright talkins about the menstrual cycle and other associated items!
  37. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    Hahaha this was well funny!
  38. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    that was the first time i laughed and gagged at the same time...
  39. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    522 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 8:50 pm
    Girls are so effin gross. stop bleeding on stuff, ew. that is freakin nasty. Don`t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn`t die.
  40. Profile photo of PunkGirl_123
    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 8:53 pm
    Lmao!
  41. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    Wtf gay
  42. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    Chill the F*** Out margaret! or i`ll cut that pretty little face of your! - lol
  43. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    .....what the bloody hell?!
  44. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 1:33 am
    lol awww sickness! no thanks i`ll stick to napkins O_O
  45. Profile photo of candy_apple
    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 3:09 am
    LOL!!! Wow...that was hilarious!
  46. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 3:50 am
    haha yeah... when I went to school all my friends that were girls wouldn`t even DARE to say the word tampon in front of me... it was hilarious to me. Personally, I think it`s stupid that sex education is taught in separate classrooms (if they are, as mine were)... take the mystery out of it early I say.
  47. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 3:50 am
    Oh and btw, the pause after she said "chill the f*ck out..." was the best part.
  48. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 5:42 am
    what was with the black haired girl and her eyebrows?
  49. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 8:29 am
    Haha the slap was class!
  50. Profile photo of screwphysics
    screwphysics Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 8:54 am
    hey i got a stupid joke


    a vampire walk into a bar and asks for a shot of blood he drinks it and walks out an hour later the vampire walks in and orders the samething anothr hour later the vampire walks in and orders a cup of boiling water. the barender asks "why don`t you order a shot of blood?" so the vampire pulls out a tampon and says "tea time"

  51. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    `Girls are so effin gross. stop bleeding on stuff, ew. that is freakin nasty. Don`t trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn`t die.`

    -____- Stop getting erections over old ladies at bus stops then.

  52. Profile photo of tannerwoody
    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    that was lame until the very end, then it was funny
  53. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    That was hilarious. You can never go wrong with over-the-top 50`s acting and vampire tampons.
  54. Profile photo of gamer15
    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 2:07 am
    wtf i mean god so idk its got no words but omg wtf
  55. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    man those sound effects made my stomach do a little twist :s haha.
  56. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Hmm...kinda funny...kinda not...

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