Swear Jar

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

This is just the way people talk in my office, but we don"t get beers.
There are 60 comments:
Female 920
Swear Jars! :D
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Female 781
"Eric, I have a sh*tbag on line three for you."

My favorite one... You don`t hear that swear very often...

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Male 49
hahahahaha thats really funny
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Female 850
Lol. My fav line is: "The owner of the white station wagon, please go @#%$ yourself." My other fav line is: "POOP!"
That dude: "That dosent count"
Lady: "OH F*** YOU TOM!"
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Male 629
"The owner of the white station wagon, please go @%$% yourself.
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Male 870
[quote]On 6/13/2007 4:37:58 AM lostinkorea wrote: It`s not really funny, why don`t they just go out and buy the beer?[/quote]
Exactly. That pulls the rug out from under the whole joke.
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Female 416
thats better then the "bitten by a bluetooth" commertial.
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Female 273
I`m guessing the people who don`t think it`s funny haven`t been in an environment where people really talk like that.
It`s just showing how immature people are when it comes to swear words.
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Male 4,246
I can`t deny, this was pretty funny.

"F*ck you, Tom!" :-)
"Fu*k you, Bill" :-D

"Would the owner of a white station wagon, please go f*ck yourself?" :-|
Guy on couch: :-/

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Female 488
F\UCKING AWESOME!
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Male 995
Good add for a bad beer...
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Male 155
larajunky tits does`nt count.
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Male 155
That had me laughing the whole way through.
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Male 242
poop.poop doesnt count SHUT THE [email protected] UP!
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Female 3,726
Devi 3000, shut the drat up and get a life...or is it your drating insignificant life to troll on these boards and say stupid poo. Go out and get some real friends sweety! Your on here waaaaaay too much!
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Male 2,616
the bleeps that clearly dont disguise the word are 10x funnier than hearing the word without the bleep
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Male 383
not a favorite line but that poor woman, first with the pen and then with the poop correction. she must have been the nice, gentile kind of person and was put into hell with the swear jar`s effects. she`s my fav!
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Female 105
Would have been funnier without the bleeps.
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Male 2,486
We should do that for I-Am-Bored, every time someone swears, we put a quarter in Buddy`s bank, and when he gets enough money he can add onto the site.

That being said:

I CANT F***ING WAIT FOR THIS S*** I MEAN HOW F***ING AWESOME WOULD IT F***ING BE TO GET MORE S*** ADDED ON TO THE WEBSITE. OH MY F***ING GOD.

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Female 228
i`m with bajatar. office life probably is boring, so they spice it up with a swear jar and a beer party ;)
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Female 655
haha my fave part was
girl: poop
guy: doesn`t count
girl: shut the f*ck up!
hahah
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Male 1,149
I thought it was funny...
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Female 1,025
hilarious. :)
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Male 2,781
^NO SH`T!

BUT IT`S A BADASS IDEA!!!

*GOES OUT AND BUYS A SWEAR JAR*

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Female 576
pretty stupid.
reminds me of the way people talk at school.
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Female 1,134
jesus chirst did st patricks day move to june 13? holy fuc*ing christ theres like 3 topics about drinking and sh*t like that I declare that June 13th will be the IAB drinking day....
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Male 2,720
I`d like to work in that orifice. Uh, office.
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Male 325
`oh poop`
`it doesnt count`
`shut the fu*k up`
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Male 276
Lame humour that appeals to no one above the age of 13. And budweiser is just american piss in a bottle. Beer? My tailhole it`s f*cking beer.
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Male 29
Lmao that was funny
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Female 2,552
"Poop."
"Doesn`t count."
"Shut the fcuk up!"
Ahaa, I thought this was funny.

I used to think that "Fcukin `A`," was "Fcuk an egg" lol.

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Female 1,832
sh/it, pi/ss, fcuk, cu/nt, co*ck/sucker, mother/fcuker & tits, ROTFLMDFAO.

OK, where`s my fcuking beer?

*sorry to the young `eye`s that had to read that...*

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Male 115
great office
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Male 194
priceless
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Female 254
Ha.. there`s been one of these in my house for ages. No one puts money in it anymore.. but we still swear.
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Female 441
AWESOME!!!
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Female 228
It`s like my work, only without the swearing.
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Male 104
lmfao! that is awesome
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Male 643
Yeah, I heard him say "[email protected] some A$$, and suck some C%ck".
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Female 274
meepdude, no one really cares if you`re "FIRST again ", honestly. Grrr.

Note to self: Must fking swap my 5 cent collection for a swear jar. Fk yeah !

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Male 1,364
hahahaha
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Male 967
Kick-a$$ commercial!
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Male 252
Did he say `let`s go suck some [email protected]?` Why, why would he say that? And the best bit was definately `Poop...doesn`t count SHUT THE [email protected] UP!`
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 185
Should do that @ my house! Think of all the booze!
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Male 163
nice
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Male 1,263
dude.. xDDD we need one of those at school
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Female 1,496
Because Lost, then it`s not as much fun. SHEESH Get your God damn poo sucking drating head into it, mean person!
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Female 345
Cause office life is boring, that`s why ;)
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Female 3,726
It`s not really funny, why don`t they just go out and buy the beer? anyone?......?
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Male 4,012
to me it just looked dumb...
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Male 1,016
AHAHYAHAHAHAAH....*adds to favorites*...not really...
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Female 56
I don`t understand how this could be funny =/
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Male 366
or just buy your OWN bud - not light - and get tanked alone at work. much more fun, because you swear at people just as much.
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Male 761
haha, imensely funny :D, yet it kinda shows how imature i am by finding people swearing funny :/ meh
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Male 410
This is great.
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Female 2,084
i saw this yesterday on stupidvideos. didn`t really like it.
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Male 142
Dude, thats so funny... Have you ever been to a skateboard company? Its just like that. People just randomly yell out curse words and send the whole staff porn emails.
Its pretty crazy.
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Male 18
my favorite line: "poop...doesn`t count...shut the [email protected] up!!"
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Male 10,115
Link: Swear Jar [Rate Link] - This is just the way people talk in my office, but we don`t get beers.
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