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Date: 06/13/07 02:12 AM

60 Responses to Swear Jar

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    Link: Swear Jar - This is just the way people talk in my office, but we don`t get beers.
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    knucme Male 30-39
    18 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:22 am
    my favorite line: "poop...doesn`t count...shut the f@ck up!!"
  3. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Dude, thats so funny... Have you ever been to a skateboard company? Its just like that. People just randomly yell out curse words and send the whole staff porn emails.
    Its pretty crazy.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:41 am
    i saw this yesterday on stupidvideos. didn`t really like it.
  5. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:47 am
    This is great.
  6. Profile photo of sir-cheese
    sir-cheese Male 13-17
    761 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:04 am
    haha, imensely funny :D, yet it kinda shows how imature i am by finding people swearing funny :/ meh
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    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:15 am
    or just buy your OWN bud - not light - and get tanked alone at work. much more fun, because you swear at people just as much.
  8. Profile photo of choccay
    choccay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:17 am
    I don`t understand how this could be funny =/
  9. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:28 am
    AHAHYAHAHAHAAH....*adds to favorites*...not really...
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:11 am
    to me it just looked dumb...
  11. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:37 am
    It`s not really funny, why don`t they just go out and buy the beer? anyone?......?
  12. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:43 am
    Cause office life is boring, that`s why ;)
  13. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:30 am
    Because Lost, then it`s not as much fun. SHEESH Get your God damn poo sucking drating head into it, mean person!
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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 7:21 am
    dude.. xDDD we need one of those at school
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    SnazzyBanana Male 13-17
    163 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 7:30 am
    nice
  16. Profile photo of Rofl_Ryan
    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Should do that @ my house! Think of all the booze!
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    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 8:46 am
    lol
  18. Profile photo of andtothedrew
    andtothedrew Male 18-29
    252 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:30 am
    Did he say `let`s go suck some c@ck?` Why, why would he say that? And the best bit was definately `Poop...doesn`t count SHUT THE F@CK UP!`
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:06 am
    Kick-a$$ commercial!
  20. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:13 am
    hahahaha
  21. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:18 am
    meepdude, no one really cares if you`re "FIRST again ", honestly. Grrr.

    Note to self: Must fking swap my 5 cent collection for a swear jar. Fk yeah !

  22. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:38 am
    Yeah, I heard him say "F@ck some A$$, and suck some C%ck".
  23. Profile photo of GoldenArms89
    GoldenArms89 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:56 am
    lmfao! that is awesome
  24. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 11:28 am
    It`s like my work, only without the swearing.
  25. Profile photo of BabiiGirl93
    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    AWESOME!!!
  26. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    Ha.. there`s been one of these in my house for ages. No one puts money in it anymore.. but we still swear.
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    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    priceless
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    alfront Male 40-49
    115 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    great office
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:02 pm
    sh/it, pi/ss, fcuk, cu/nt, co*ck/sucker, mother/fcuker & tits, ROTFLMDFAO.

    OK, where`s my fcuking beer?

    *sorry to the young `eye`s that had to read that...*

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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    "Poop."
    "Doesn`t count."
    "Shut the fcuk up!"
    Ahaa, I thought this was funny.

    I used to think that "Fcukin `A`," was "Fcuk an egg" lol.

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    iamralph Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    Lmao that was funny
  32. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    Lame humour that appeals to no one above the age of 13. And budweiser is just american piss in a bottle. Beer? My tailhole it`s f*cking beer.
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    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    `oh poop`
    `it doesnt count`
    `shut the fu*k up`
  34. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    I`d like to work in that orifice. Uh, office.
  35. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    jesus chirst did st patricks day move to june 13? holy fuc*ing christ theres like 3 topics about drinking and sh*t like that I declare that June 13th will be the IAB drinking day....
  36. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    pretty stupid.
    reminds me of the way people talk at school.
  37. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    ^NO SH`T!

    BUT IT`S A BADASS IDEA!!!

    *GOES OUT AND BUYS A SWEAR JAR*

  38. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    hilarious. :)
  39. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    I thought it was funny...
  40. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    haha my fave part was
    girl: poop
    guy: doesn`t count
    girl: shut the f*ck up!
    hahah
  41. Profile photo of boredchick19
    boredchick19 Female 13-17
    228 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    i`m with bajatar. office life probably is boring, so they spice it up with a swear jar and a beer party ;)
  42. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    We should do that for I-Am-Bored, every time someone swears, we put a quarter in Buddy`s bank, and when he gets enough money he can add onto the site.

    That being said:

    I CANT F***ING WAIT FOR THIS S*** I MEAN HOW F***ING AWESOME WOULD IT F***ING BE TO GET MORE S*** ADDED ON TO THE WEBSITE. OH MY F***ING GOD.

  43. Profile photo of missknox
    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    Would have been funnier without the bleeps.
  44. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 12:23 am
    not a favorite line but that poor woman, first with the pen and then with the poop correction. she must have been the nice, gentile kind of person and was put into hell with the swear jar`s effects. she`s my fav!
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    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 1:56 am
    the bleeps that clearly dont disguise the word are 10x funnier than hearing the word without the bleep
  46. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 3:23 am
    Devi 3000, shut the drat up and get a life...or is it your drating insignificant life to troll on these boards and say stupid poo. Go out and get some real friends sweety! Your on here waaaaaay too much!
  47. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 5:24 am
    poop.poop doesnt count SHUT THE FU@K UP!
  48. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 10:46 am
    That had me laughing the whole way through.
  49. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 10:49 am
    larajunky tits does`nt count.
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    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 11:16 am
    Good add for a bad beer...
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    F\UCKING AWESOME!
  52. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 10:40 pm
    I can`t deny, this was pretty funny.

    "F*ck you, Tom!" :-)
    "Fu*k you, Bill" :-D

    "Would the owner of a white station wagon, please go f*ck yourself?" :-|
    Guy on couch: :-/

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    HoneyBaby62 Female 13-17
    273 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 11:37 pm
    I`m guessing the people who don`t think it`s funny haven`t been in an environment where people really talk like that.
    It`s just showing how immature people are when it comes to swear words.
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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    thats better then the "bitten by a bluetooth" commertial.
  55. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    On 6/13/2007 4:37:58 AM lostinkorea wrote: It`s not really funny, why don`t they just go out and buy the beer?
    Exactly. That pulls the rug out from under the whole joke.
  56. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    "The owner of the white station wagon, please go @%$% yourself.
  57. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    Lol. My fav line is: "The owner of the white station wagon, please go @#%$ yourself." My other fav line is: "POOP!"
    That dude: "That dosent count"
    Lady: "OH F*** YOU TOM!"
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    SynysterPunk Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    hahahahaha thats really funny
  59. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 18, 2007 at 12:32 am
    "Eric, I have a sh*tbag on line three for you."

    My favorite one... You don`t hear that swear very often...

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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Swear Jars! :D

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