Speeding Ticket Dispute

Submitted by: Makaveli1985 9 years ago Funny

Cheeky bastard.
There are 124 comments:
Male 541
Haha!
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Male 701
weeeeeeeeeee
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Female 920
lol!!!
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Male 64
wow
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Male 988
if thats real this guy deserves an award
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Male 158
FGSDS!
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Male 60
Genius
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Male 4,246
It`s like he used The Force or something!! Well done, sir; well done. :-)

metter: "TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED....I cant be bothered reading all of that.... "

It says your mom sucks for free. )-| Dumbass.

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Male 12
yeah this is real, it was my mates brother.
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Male 195
haha thats great, hes definately a hero
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Female 1,407
*snort* Oh boy, now I got stitches on my sides... xD
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Male 897
LMAO! I would have written a similar letter in that situation. There is something so fun about proving how completely wrong someone is, especially when they are trying to make you pay a fine for some bs ticket.
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Male 31
I must learn from this man, I need this special skill

lmao

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Male 60
Haha, oh that was so well written
Reminded me of maddox!
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Male 44
so just because the pen skipped, he doesn`t have to pay... AAWESOME!
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Female 419
HAHA! `Time travel option is not included with that model` :P
Aaah that made me laugh.
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Female 152
i love it!!! but its nice being a girl. Ive gotten pulled over a total of 7 times since Ive had my lisence. Ive yet to recieve a ticket.... =) crying.... rushing home to get a tampon... rushing to the store for tampons..... labor! hahahaha
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Male 636
Crazy. That is my birthday, but not my birthdate.
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Male 724
Lol - Im giving you a ticket for being born!
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Male 160
OMFG, I think I just peed a little
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Male 134
lmfao
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Male 1,866
HAHAHAHAHA GOLD! GOLD! HAHAHAHA.
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Male 14
"a 100mph zone?!?!?"

This is new zealand. Its 100 Kph. Which equates to 60 mph.

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Female 80
i am proud of this dude...tho i dnt know him. i still love him. not really thats gross.:-P

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Male 1,111
nice job on that one
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Female 306
hahahahahhaha ... thats great
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Female 123
i would`ve done the same damn thing ...

ahaha .

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Male 1,825
dirt beaurecratic pigs
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Male 986
im not actually sure i get it... so... right.. he found an error in the ticket and he wrote a letter about it?
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Male 273
LLLLLOOLLLLLLLL!!! Hijacking a car when he was born. Lol
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Female 2,084
wow. that was hilarious. weird though.
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Female 607
That is fricken` hilarious! The fact he got off is a credit to the New Zealand police force`s sense of humor.

What`s annoying though, is that the name and adress of the guy isn`t obscured, so he`ll probably be getting heaps of letters (or worse, visitors) over this.

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Female 87
I can only dream of being just like this dude when I grow up.
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Female 986
That makes me so happy inside! Mwahaha! Stupid pigs
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Male 147
He`s just being a smartass. Cops fill out millions of those things, so what if they accidentally mix up the date of birth and date of offense. And who cars if they got your car model wrong. But I guess being a smartass got him out of a ticket, so good for him.
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Male 42
Who didn`t hijack a car and hit mach 1 on their birthday? Lucky I was in a car seat when I wrecked.
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Female 173
haha thats great!

yay for being "too lazy to read it all." way to be dumb.

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Male 306
wtf, he got away for driving mach 1?!? at a 100mph zone?!?!?
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Male 251
the speed limit was 100?
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Male 52
absolutely brilliant...
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Female 1,470
Tooo lazy to read it all :P
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Female 1,412
Ormmm...You said bastard....Thats a naughty word in England orrrm....(I do actually know the meaning so shut up!). Off the topic yeh, nice post =]
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Male 308
That was really funny. That reminds me of what happened to my friend. He was driving after dark on a 55mph road. A cop pulls him over and asks if he knew how fast he was going and what the speed limit was. My friend said he was going 55 (he was) and the speed limit was 55. The cop tells him he`s wrong; it`s 35. So they argue a bit, and then my friend gets out of the car and tells the cop to shine his light on the sign (he was stopped right by one). The cop says he`s not going to do that because he knows he`s right. Then he threatens to call for backup. My friend says to him that he would seem really stupid calling for backup when my friend hadn`t done anything dangerous and it would be worse when he was proven wrong. So finally the cop shines the flashlight on the sign...it says 55. The cop says sorry and tells him to have a good evening, then drives away. lol
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Male 536
`F*ck authority` he says, censoring himself to avoide being censored by the site... j/k ;)

i thought this was funny, not original but probably one of the better ones

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Female 27
Why would anyone bother to comment if they didn`t read the whole thing? I mean, what`s the point of going through all the trouble just to add "tl;dr"?

By the way, I thought this was hilarious and I`m glad he got away with it.

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Female 2,695
lol
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Male 1,114
Lol, i cba reading it, none the less...
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Female 363
Gahaaha that owns.
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Male 1,478
F*ck authority.
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Female 93
HAHAHAH,that made not only my day;but my SUMMER!
:-D
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Male 358
Wow. An IQ of 140 serves this guy well. Lmao. xD
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Female 18
Haa haa that was great!
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Male 1,016
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED....I cant be bothered reading all of that....
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Male 1,484
cant believe the bastaard got away with it, that dude must be pretty lucky
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Female 670
:] This makes me pretty damn happy.
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Male 102
Man, he had a hell of a first day on planet earth!
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Female 2,220
Ahahaaahhaahaahhhahaa
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Male 4
giving hope to arrogant pricks everywhere :)
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Female 45
That`s hilarious! LMAO
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Male 206
haha! speaking of Cingular, i got a $120 bill with a bunch of bogus charges (they raised the per-text fee from .10 to .15 without any notice). After calling customer service and recieving no help, i went to a Cingular kiosk at the mall, and they called customer service. My bill was reduced to $96. yay
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Male 422
lol, `holding the speed indicator upsidedown`
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Male 46
that is awesome!
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Female 1,071
Lmao brilliant! This guy is my new hero... :D
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Female 74
ace =D just brilliant :D
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Female 290
what a great guy lmao! x x x
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Male 194
i gotta try that
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Male 156
I`m not sure but I`m pretty sure this is from kontraband, yeah...
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Female 441
NO ONE!!!and i mean NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! could be the next Chuck Norris!!!!!! how dare you compare sum dude whot got out of a ticket to the all mighty and whondefull Beast that is CHUCK NORRIS!!! if this wuz a ticket for Chuck Norris he wud go 2 the police station and put a boot up all thier ass`s then make them apologize for not full reconizing the great car he drives!!!! Live Long and Prosper Chuck Norris!!!!
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Female 61
Loved it!
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Male 32
haha ya gotta love sarcastic letters
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Male 1,882
">.< omg i cant believe he got away with that, it`s only on the D.O.B bit!"

No, the officer mistakenly wrote his D.O.B. on the Date of Offense. It is not that far down and to the left of the D.O.B. listing.

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Male 1,882
Well, he got off the hook... unless they busted into his house the next week to arrest him for driving a stolen car at 1000 km/h... lol
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Female 12
It was funny but i got really close 2 stop reading it cause it was soooooooooooooooooo long and i wasnt getting it but then i realized, that was the point! lol.
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Male 352
Excellent, excellent. Love this kind of stuff, shows not only a sense of humour but a bit of b8lls as well. Did a similar thing when i sold my car and was still getting speeding tickets through because the new owner had not registered himself as the new keeper. "..i must have sold it to a cross between michael shumacher and Lord Lucan.." etc. Nice one. Sticking it to the man. ; )
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Male 175
thats brill
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Male 208
i must learn from him.......
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Male 266
Thats actually pretty old but still puts a smile on my face when he sticks to to the man like that
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Female 180
This is something that my fiance would do. And does. If you only knew what he does to Cingular... }-)
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Female 1,832
Pricelsss ...
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Female 67
If only I could be as big of a smart ass, I`d get away with EVERYTHING! LOL! This is ace! Loved it!
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Male 404
XD
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Female 718
fantastic this man has talent
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Male 388
lol that is amazing =]

TL;DR is To long didnt read, as is Teal Deer.

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Female 221
wow! he found a loophole and exploited it to hell!
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Male 967
Best read in a while! :-)
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Male 1,217
niiiiiice.
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Male 668
Anyone notice that this guy is an accountant?
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Male 2,796
I would put money on it that this is real. This guy just may be the new Chuck Norris.
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Male 209
Hah, satire is easily the best way to mock law.
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Male 10,440
haha! that was nice
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Male 104
Hehe.. I`m a parking attendant at our extreme-sports centre in my town, and if we were ever to make a mistake like that the fine`d just get canceled. Also we take photos to prove the ticket notice is on the car. Sometimes, when someone`s real sorry and real nice and actually made a genuine mistake (instead of being a cheap bastard who didn`t want to pay 40p -about $0.20- for half an hour of drinking in the pub) then we can kinda `forget` to take the last photo (or delete it fully) and totally let the person get away with it. :D This only works for expectant mothers-to-be and young drivers who`re about to cry. So we`re not all nasty bastards, and everyone gets the chance to appeal. (:
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Female 7
LOL I know how he got out of it I had a speeding ticket myself and got out of it for nearly the same reason. Its due to the typo on both the date and make of the car. There is a loophole that they must get the make of the car correct. They listed my car as a silver toyota and I drive a silver Nissan Altima had to go to court didn`t get to write a fancy letter. The judge looked pissed but couldn`t do anything about it when I mentioned the discrepancy. I didn`t even know it would get me off I was disputing the ticket in the first place since I had my cruze control on set a few miles an hour under the speed limit when I got pulled. But why be picky about how I got out of it?
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Male 212
very impressed... good work son
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Male 340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA definatly the greatest thing i have ever read in my life!!!
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Male 239
That has got to be one of the best things I have ever seen
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Female 45
Hey efst, I foiled your plan! I`m no driver, yet he`s my hero too!! HAHAHAHAHAHA*hack*ha*cough* Oh, boy. Not again. Maybe my friends were right; I should go to the funny farm. It sounds so much fun!
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Male 2,567
Lmao
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Male 215
your_majesty: "what the hell does tl;dr mean? i guess its something negative, but i thought the letter was great."

I thought the same thing - until I Googled and it was found in the Urban Dictionary.

tl;dr means `too long; didn`t read`.

I thought the letter was awesome and regardless of whether it is true or not, it still made a brilliant read to put me at ease before my last Uni exam this afternoon.

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Male 159
I remember when I got a letter/fine for speeding, I just used the common loophole of the law and got away with it ;)

But if this is real, kudos to the dude. That was class.

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Female 1,496
It was OK.

Here in the states if you dispute a ticket you most likely get the charge brought down. Only thing is you have to go to the court date set on the back of the ticket, no letters are excepted.

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Male 147
what the hell does tl;dr mean? i guess its something negative, but i thought the letter was great.
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Male 104
amazing!
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Male 838
I would have charged the guy for verbal offense! OH IRONY...
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Male 96
tl;dr and older than jeebus

actually that why he got off the ticket, the guy who received the letter was so tl;dr that he wrote it off

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Male 4,547
Teehee. I so hope that`s real. :)
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Female 327
He`s every drivers hero.
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Male 300
That was hilarious, I love how he satirizes about the writing error
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Female 226
I love that guy. He`s my favorite.
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Female 72
Hahahahahaha!
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Female 748
HA! Awesome.
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Male 643
That dude has no gf.
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Female 274
He`s my hero.
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Male 182
HAHA oh poo... that`s exactly what i would have done, kudos to him for being such a sarcastic jerk-ass!
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Male 3,255
"I can only hypothesise that, back in 1974, the first range of proto-type Hondas had an automated number plate changing mechanism (like on the A-Team)"

roflmao

"tl;dr"

Thanks for letting us know that the reason you are missing out on something very funny is because you are Whiny, Lazy, and p... excuse me... Whiny; Lazy; and possibly Illiterate. :P

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Male 295
He actually got away with it. I would think that the police would admit a change in year and charge the fine.
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Female 327
that`s hilarious!!! Hahaha!
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Female 1,065
"time travel option not included"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love this guy..
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Female 314
hahaha that actually made my day
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Female 93
No idea how he got away with this...
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Male 2,216
tl;dr
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Male 34
sorry for the double post...
i was lmao reading this because the guy gets so off topic and random it`s ridiculous.
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Male 34
YAAAAY my thingy got posted! i knew it!!
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Female 496
Lucky bastard. xD
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Male 34
Link: Speeding Ticket Dispute [Rate Link] - Cheeky bastard.
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