Scan Spots Women Faking Orgasms

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Science
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4111360.stm

If you want to know if your girl is faking, just hook her up to one of these machines.
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Female 416
Baathazaq looks like my dad
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Male 425
Oh, and one last thing:

I`ve noticed a whole LOT of ignorance on this topic. For a bunch of sex-crazed maniacs that is society; you all really are selfish to the point of pure ignorance.

I mean, yes, women; if we don`t know what you want, tell us; if you want foreplay, then don`t drag it all out. We`ll just make you as bored as we were in the end out of spite; if we`re not good in bed, tell us where we went wrong, and we`ll improve, guaranteed. And if you don`t want it so rough, then don`t say you like it rough.

Yes, everyone is different, that`s why a little something called communication is required. Without it; well, you see how bad off society is already, right? No wonder why everyone cheats on each other. I mean, anti-social geeks communicate more than that. I speak as one of them.

Insult me if you want. I have more free time than the guys that researched this.

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Male 425
Okay, now after actually reading the article:

The reason you`ll regret is because-

1) You will never be satisfied.
2) You`ll begin lying your a$$ off, more than getting your a$$ off. (If you can notice the innuendo); which can really ruin relationships in an instant.
3) Nerds like us will learn the secret of detecting fakes. Out of curiousity.
4) You may not want to see that person again, but because they thought they were awesome in bed (due to a fake, and the reccurrent lies); And the following events will inconveniece the both of you (especially the girls).
5) Someone will research how to detect them, and why that is so. But that`s too late.

Kudos to the poor sap that had to deal with fakers, and actually put research into it.

Tip to women: we prefer women who are honest. Insult is if you may, but hey; we can improve if we want.

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Male 425
Moral. Don`t fake; you`ll regret it sooner or later, whether you meant well or not.

Why else are there so many a$$holes about?

(Excuse any bias)

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Male 528
sounds like a few scientists were bored, it happpens.
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Male 99
Ummm...can anyone tell me WTF this is doing on IAB?

I highly don`t think I`ll be worrying about pleasuring a partner sexually for a long time.

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Male 1,420
"^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are `preoccupied` yes, but how come women aren`t ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all."
gosh you`re so full of yourself. you act like you speak for every woman on the planet. sure, most may like foreplay, but if guys are as preoccupied and worthless as you make us seem, we don`t know much about foreplay. instructions never hurt. again, faking is the worst thing you can do, it wont improve anything and you`ll be stuck unsatisfied.

"^^^ I was going to say something really bad BUT I am a better person than that, you are just a selfish jerk."
you`ve got to be kidding me. do you not realize the hypocrisy of saying how humble you are? plus, if you`re such a good person to not say anything, then DON`T, stupid. don`t tell us how you COULD, but you wont.

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Male 1,420
"^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are `preoccupied` yes, but how come women aren`t ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all."
gosh youre so full of yourself. you act like you speak for every woman on the planet. sure, most may like foreplay, but if guys are as poeoccupied and worthless as you make us seem, we dont know much about foreplay. instructions never hurt. again, faking is the worst thing you can do, it wont improve anything and youll be stuck unsatisfied.
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Male 2,600
"It`s called relationships people. I`ve been with my partner 2 years and he knows EXACTLY what I want and when and how. Like I do him. It`s not about yourselves, it`s about thinking about the other person, so maybe if you all stopped being so selfish you might find you enjoyed yourself for once."

And here I was, thinking we were talking solely about the act of sex itself and not any variable precursors to it. Gee.

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Female 1,832
^^^ I was going to say something really bad BUT I am a better person than that, you are just a selfish jerk.
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Male 609
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think we give a poo
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Female 375
lol I love how all the girls are like, "oh I need foreplay" and all the guys are like "well we`re not psychic!"

It`s called relationships people. I`ve been with my partner 2 years and he knows EXACTLY what I want and when and how. Like I do him. It`s not about yourselves, it`s about thinking about the other person, so maybe if you all stopped being so selfish you might find you enjoyed yourself for once.

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Female 50
hmm...funny how this one link caused me to join IAB finally.
ok, in my view, Baalthazaq AND larajunky are correct if viewed from the standpoint of their respective sex.
girls do need to speak up and say "I want..." and guys need to actually listen to the girl. when this happens there`s never the need to fake it so we (girls) can get to go read a harlequinn and dream about the perfect guy.:->
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Male 4,547
I`m not mad.... I was just saying. :P

Ok, less sarcasm from now on. Point taken.

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Male 1,704
i woulda thought this woulda linked to the sun newspaper or summit.. not the f`in BBC
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Female 706
I have to agree with the whole letting the guy know how to get you off thing.
A guy doesn`t have girl parts. How is he supposed to know what it feels like when he does something?
You have to tell him, obviously. A guy is never going to know how to please you unless you lead him a little.
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Female 576
patriotpuppy - "Until a woman has been with Chuck Norris, she has never experienced a true orgasm. Anything else... is faking."


wow that was honestly the funniest thing i`ve read all day

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Female 1,832
^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are `preoccupied` yes, but how come women aren`t ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all.
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Male 2,600
larajunky, I would hope that you can appreciate that sex isn`t all about foreplay, as much as you`re going off on it. Eventually a guy does indeed stick his penis into a girl`s vagina and while it`d be preferable for the girl to enjoy it, the guy won`t necessarily know unless told what he`s doing wrong (his mind is assuredly on other things).
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Male 756
Females lie when they fake it.

Males lie when they tell their mates, "No, dear, that dress does NOT make your butt look big."

Until a woman has been with Chuck Norris, she has never experienced a true orgasm. Anything else... is faking.

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Female 1,832
Baalthazaq : I don`t just tell him he already knows. The proof is in the pudding, so to say. No pun intended. I never feel so bad that I need to fake it. Sorry to disappoint you. Oh and that part where you say that your being a `little sarcastic`? Well how are we supposed to know? You know everything right? You prove it just by all the facts that you give us on almost every post you bless us with, so I thought you were giving us one of your fun `actualities`, my bad. Cheers to your girl. Sorry if I have made you mad.
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Male 743
Baalthazaq-you are right,you do speak for all of us.....took the words right outta my keyboard
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Male 4,547
Lara:
"Oh and I feel sorry for your girlfriend or wife if you don`t care if she`s having a good time in bed."

1) I was being a little sarcastic when I said "we don`t care".
2) Oh my, assumptions assumptions assumptions. Who says I don`t like foreplay or that I "just stick my rooster all up in it" and expect fireworks? I think someone`s got a hubby they want to be a mind reader. You need to tell him not the people on the internet.

Or I guess just tell him he`s the greatest of the great and wonder why he doesn`t improve. ;)

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Male 325
i dont need this i know my woman doesnt fake hers
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Male 1,406
I can just see some people performing these tests on women.
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Male 156
From the article :"Last Updated: Monday, 20 June, 2005, 12:15 GMT 13:15 UK"

Good to know IAB is up to date. >_>

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Male 62
HaruHaru, what do u expect people will find out retarded things to get paid!
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Female 815
Kay then...
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Male 157
goood to knoow.
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Male 258
disregarding that, considering my age has nothing to do with this
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Male 314
trentoneli Male, 13-17.... Experienced i see?
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Female 363
Wow, scientists have too much time on their hands. Do something useful!
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Male 258
anytime you would like me to point out my genders faults, i`ll be happy too.
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Female 1,832
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62 Posts Sunday, June 03, 2007 11:28:45 AM
i don`t think the problem is that girls don`t tell guys what they want, it`s just that most guys don`t really care what you want...cause whether it`s fake or real, or just lay there...we can still get off. so if you wanna fake and boost our egos, sure why not

but, personally, i think it`s better if both of you orgasm"


^^^^^^ Thank you, yet again!

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Female 1,832
LoooooooL ^^^^
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Female 1,002
So...can we get to work on world hunger now?
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Male 258
i don`t think the problem is that girls don`t tell guys what they want, it`s just that most guys don`t really care what you want...cause whether it`s fake or real, or just lay there...we can still get off. so if you wanna fake and boost our egos, sure why not

but, personally, i think it`s better if both of you orgasm

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Female 670
"it`s not that hard to make a girl orgasm" :] So you think. Haha, I kid.
Anyway... first of all, I don`t think that women should fake their orgasms, simply because it`s stupid. Second of all, I`m going to have to agree with some of the guys on this... just tell him what you want. I don`t think that guys are just going to automatically assume that you want foreplay. They`re going to be a little... preoccupied with other things on their minds. It can still be sexy with you telling them what to do... and plus, after they know what you like, then you won`t have to tell them, and there can be fun all around.
Last, I want to say that this machine if f*cking stupid. Seriously, we need to be spending our time on other things.
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Female 1,832
^^ thank you
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Male 258
i actually agree with the women on this post :/


it`s not that hard to make a girl orgasm

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Female 1,832
Oh and I feel sorry for your girlfriend or wife if you don`t care if she`s having a good time in bed. That would suck. I hope she doesn`t read your post.
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Female 1,832
Baathazaq why should we have to say what we want? Isn`t called foreplay? Just sticking your roosters all up in it ain`t gonna do the trick. For women its takes arousal. Oh sure you say "we don`t read minds" but it`s just a `given` to know that women want foreplay and not just a `oh baby sure I`ll suck your d*ick and then you can just ram it home then I will oragsm!! Lets be real about this please. Womens bodies are different than men.
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Male 159
I`m the third person here to agree with Baalthazaq.
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Male 167
right, i`ll remember that....thanks Professor Gert Holstege
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Male 3,014
This is just another application of the lie detector that checks your brain instead of body outputs for lies.
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Male 1,231
Baalthazaq-I Agree. It`d be much better for both partners if, rather than faking, the woman simply instructed the guy on what to do; after all, no two woman are the same and we like it when the girl occasionally takes control.
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Male 643
I get off every time, women are just jealous.
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Male 13
i think Baalthazaq is right. never understood why women fill they need to fake it if there not happy with there partners its not going to work out anyway so why not be honest with them?
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Male 4,547
Seriously, and I think I speak for guys everywhere when I say:
Stop faking it. We don`t really care all that much if you`re having a good time. If *you* want to have a good time, tell us what we`re doing wrong. :P
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Female 62
hmm... drat feeling protected... how about foreplay?
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Female 345
Duh, women are good at faking emotions? Now that`s a ground breaking new insight.
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Male 69
So they spent all this valuble time trying to figure out how to know when their girlfriend is faking an orgasm? Hell at least she is nice enough to fake it rather than to say ``You suck in bed, get out, get a life!``. Besides, they could be close to curing cancer by now if they didn`t waste their time. Well, mabye not real close, but close enough.
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Female 3,727
For Ste08: I`m sure you never had a woman so this doesn`t even pertain to you...for the rest of you morons, oh excuse me; men, a little foreplay and head goes a long way!
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Female 30
AtomicMuffin and HaruHaru are right.

And I think it`s better if the guy invovled doesn`t know. What he doesn`t know won`t hurt him. :-P

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Female 229
And WHYYY do some women fake orgasm? Hmmmm? Maybe because the men aren`t good in bed? Hmmm? =p
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Male 699
I would be more surprised about her being a SON of a bitch rather than someone who faked their orgasm bjbj1991
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Male 129
Honey, what’s this big white circular thing around our bed?
Don’t worry about it darling, just enjoy.
(XXX)
(the next day)
Son of a bitch! That whore was faking it.
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Female 1,065
See, this is a perfect way to manage your time.
"Hey, let`s find a cure for cancer!"
"Nah let`s make our erections last longer and find out when our girlfriend fakes it."
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Male 699
So only nerdy scientists can scan their girlfriends to see if they`re faking during sex? Too bad they`ll never get to test it out...
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Male 10,115
Link: Scan Spots Women Faking Orgasms [Rate Link] - If you want to know if your girl is faking, just hook her up to one of these machines.
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