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171 Responses to Sarah Silverman Owns Paris Hilton

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    Link: Sarah Silverman Owns Paris Hilton - Harsh. Actually makes me feel sorry for Paris. Warning: adult themes.
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    yaoninja Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:13 am
    i almost felt sorry ... then i remembered that its PARIS!!!
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    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:16 am
    2nd! just had to say that....

    Sarah Silverman OWNS YOU ALL! She rocks. Paris sucks. Poor Poor Paris. *sheds tear*

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    leb0guyy Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:17 am
    LMAO i love Sarah Silverman and the fact that she just slammed Paris while she was right in front of her is just hilarious. I was looking at Paris` face and no way do i feel sorry
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    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Paris was pissed.... ahahaha

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    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:20 am
    XDD She had this dissatisfied look on her face but I saw her smile XD
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    Lawviz Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:20 am
    ^^^ at least she didn`t go berzerk
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    ICN Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:23 am
    YOU GONNA GET RAPED!
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Psh what Paris hilton needs is a nice broken broom stick up the butt gangsta style.
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    unknownbeing Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:24 am
    wow kinda mean thing to say cuz she was SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW!
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    Punex Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:37 am
    sucks for her...
    I love Jack Nicholson, he`s laughin his head off...
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    wings1313 Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:37 am
    haha that was funny...but what was funnier was the make out scene between Will Farrell and Sacha Baron Cohen.... LMAO
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    atziluth Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:38 am
    SOOOOO.?
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    efst Female 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:39 am
    ^^^^Nothing mean about, Paris got what she deserves, I just hope she gets more and worst of that when she goes to prison.

    The balls that Sarah must have to say it all while Paris was sat in front of her. "You go girl"

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    Unbreakable Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:40 am
    HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH
    loved how the people just cheered when she said Paris was going to jail
    Paris is the skank of hollywood and a bad role model. I wouldn`t be partying at the awards if I were going to jail.
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    arddunaid Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:41 am
    Sarah Silverman is SO not funny, and neither is this clip.

    Though I might be in the minority with my opinion.


    Hilton is lame, though.

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    Willowpuff Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:41 am
    I really felt sorry for, Paris here.

    I hate Sarah Silvermen. She`s one of these hideously unfunny women who like to think that being crude and hurtful to others is hilarious.

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    Scorpion4eva Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:45 am
    That`s because it IS hilarious. Get a sense of humor. Paris is a bitch and everyone knows it. If the joke was about Nichole Richie then she would be laughing her ass off.

    Case closed. kthxbai

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    tnaran Male 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 2:51 am
    I`m conflicted. I don`t know who I hate more: Sarah "not funny ever" Silverman or Paris "How do I contribute to society?" Hilton.
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    cnlbell Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:01 am
    I love a lot of stuff Silverman does, until it goes beyond the limit and gets disgusting. What I find cool about her is the fact that she doesn`t care what anyone thinks and will insult a person right to their face as opposed to most fake hollywood bitches who are catty behind a friend`s back. Paris is a lazy whore.
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    norwish Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Sarah Silverman is amazing. xD
    There`s an awesome clip of her on "Roast of Pamela Anderson"
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:05 am
    I never liked Silverman. She`s just crude.
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Is anyone actually on Paris` side? i dont think anyone is.
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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:16 am
    Is this from the MTV Movie Awards? I forgot it was on. =( The only reason I wanted to watch was Sarah.
    ..But yeah, I agree. Not really funny. I can`t believe I`m saying this, but poor Paris. She was sitting right there. The look on her face was horrible.
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    artist55 Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:18 am
    She loved the attention. She trys to act all non-chalant about it but she cracked a half smile there at the end.
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    Harijan Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:18 am
    And why should they?

    Aww boo hoo she`s going to prison for a couple of days. Maybe that will enlighten her and make her stop being such a disgusting slut. She deserves to be put in the male section, 24/7 shower room.

    Every day I see people that act like Paris! Why the fcuk do people want to be like her!?

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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:31 am
    I don`t really like Sarah Silverman but the fact she had the balls to go up there and say that IN PARIS`S FACE was insane. I mean, no one could`ve laughed and she would`ve been "oh sh*t" but they laughed.. and she owned.
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Jack Nicholson is always looks cool.
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    bianchi Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:42 am
    Silverman is not funny. And I`m freakin` sick of Paris Hilton jokes.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Boy, Silverman doesn`t even HAVE to release (or accidentally force her male SLAVE to release) a home-made porno; this is tantalizing enough for me!
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 3:49 am
    Meanwhile, life doesn`t change.
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    Igmo Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Lmfao!!!
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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Sarah Silverman is the hottest comic I`ve ever seen. She totally OWNED Paris with this one. I also love how much Jack Nicholson is into the joke too. :D
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    Djeniek Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:08 am
    great that she dared that in front of Paris, but they were BAD jokes!!

    I meen: Penis bars and broken theet? That`s a "10 year`s old" joke

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    luke182 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:11 am
    "wow kinda mean thing to say cuz she was SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW!"

    you`re right... its only nice to make fun of someone when they cant hear you... wow. who cares. its paris hilton. she`s a was of space in this earth.

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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:18 am
    That is so mean. But she`s probably used to people saying mean things about her that it doesn`t bother her anymore. Poor girl. I want to give her a hug.
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    bambii311 Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:20 am
    Yeah, I think it was ballsy, but just not that funny. Definitely not Sarah Silverman`s best material.
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    lunani Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:27 am
    "Is anyone actually on Paris` side? i dont think anyone is."

    I kinda am..

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    Celia Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:27 am
    Well of course it`s a bit mean, but then again, maybe people wouldn`t say such things if she didn`t behave like that. I don`t think we have the right to say wether she realy is a bitch or not because we don`t know her our selves. But I can understand why people hate her that much. Most normal people will never have the money and luxury she has, even though they work hard every day and all she does is partying, get drunk and do things that are totally irresponsable. She just doesn`t deserve what she has. If she wouldn`t have her rich daddy to take care of her and give her everything she wants, and still behaved like that, she would have died somewhere in the gutter years ago, and nobody would even have made a big deal about it. So i guess she does deserve to be taken down a peg, even if the remake is crude.
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    speedsta Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:29 am
    every girl in here is like err dont` be mean.. here`s a fact ... SHE DESEVERS IT..what has stupid slut even done thats special anyway? nothing
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    Kateness777 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:29 am
    Proof that you don`t need talent or any sense of cultural significance to be invited to or even to host an award show. Not that The MTV Movie Awards is much of an award show anyway...I guess both Sarah and Paris fit right in after all.

    Although one has to wonder what in the HELL Jack Nicholson was doing there. He`s so above that.

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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:40 am
    Serves Paris right for showing up at the MTV awards the day before going to jail. Her (Paris`) performance for the journalists on the red carpet was enough to make anyone puke.
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    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:50 am
    I just fell in love ... well ok not really but that was cool ;)

    The look an Hilton`s face was priceless: what the hell is she talking about me, I am Paris, I`m gonna kill h ... no wait I`m gonna cry .. oh crap cameras ... no matter how ... Smile!

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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 4:56 am
    This was cute! Not funny but cute! And to those that are asking what Paris Hilton did to deserve our attention...she Showed her Pussy to millions! That`s pretty much the all grown up Cheerleader.
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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:00 am
    I couldn`t have cared less WHO said it, as long as it is being said!
    I just Loved the fact, that everybody started cheering! Hurray!
    But, yeah, penis bars.....hm.....she should have made fun of the fact that she is learning karate, in case of attacking females...:)
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    tannerwoody Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 5:32 am
    pwnt
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 5:34 am
    I have this reoccurring dream. Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, and Paris Hilton all become friends again. To celebrate they drink themselves silly and drive away together in an SUV. On the way home they get into a horrific crash with another SUV carrying Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, and Kate Moss. Everyone dies; well first they are horribly disfigured so that if they were to survive they would be known as "UNSPEAKABLE IT." But instead they all die.

    They erect a memorial in their honor for being pillars of society and people come from far and wide to see it. They even rename the stretch of freeway after them. Then Lifetime makes a TV movie about them.

    Yea I love that dream.

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    DiceMan Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 5:44 am
    Didn`t actually anyone see that THE most insulting thing was that she said: "Paris Hilton is going to jail" and that the crowd laughed for like 15 seconds. You have to be F U CKING dying when that happens to you.
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    sponn Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 5:45 am
    OMG!

    Are you on medication or something, Devi3000? :-)

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    DiceMan Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 5:46 am
    @katenes777: the nicholson thing, I could not agree more
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    fluffor Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:09 am
    Paris is a dumb bitch, but I really don`t see why you treat sarah silverman as if she was a godess. She`s just making fun of sne else in a absolutely NOT-funny way. She acts as if she was a friggin 12 yr old girlie. Don`t you stupid idiots see that?
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    Riddell Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:11 am
    I saw that on MTV last night it was brilliant then it`s hilarious now.
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    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:33 am

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    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:37 am
    Ooohhh....burn!

    BURN!

    MOTHERF*CKING BURN!

    Mass ownage, i`m telling you.

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    envyrain Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:51 am
    I love Sarah Silverman.

    She`s my hero. People just hate her because she`s blatantly honest. Paris got exactly what she needed: a reality check.

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    Sandy312 Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 6:59 am
    ooo snap
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    Hecathe Female 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 7:28 am
    Sarah reminds me of Amy Whinehouse...I guess that wasn`t a compliment!
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    pui Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 7:31 am
    Paris is the worst person in the world, I think.

    Unbelievably wealthy, absolutely NO class. Just a spoiled brat.

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    zh1zha Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 7:33 am
    paris hilton gets too much attention, i mean she gets drunk and tomorrow the whole world must read in newspapers that she got drunk, i dont know what is so interesting about her being a spoiled rich b.i.t.c.h.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 7:34 am
    HAHA! excellent. Jack Nicholson =P loving the eyebrow work in that clip.
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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 7:53 am
    I liked Jack Nicholson. lol
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    emmabatty Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:26 am
    Who is Sarah Silverman? Have I been sat in a dark hole for a while or something?
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    Yoeri Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:33 am
    not funny, as usual, imo
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    fluffor Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:33 am
    My god; are you all 12 yr old kids? Do you people actually really find this funny? Jeezz.... It`s you dumbasses who are in desperate need for a reality check. Jerks.
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    plowerd Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:35 am
    i cant stand either of those two. paris hilton is a dirty slut, and sarah silverman is an untalented, overrated b1tch.get them both off the TV.
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    midori05 Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:40 am
    god, that`s harsh!

    can`t imagine how it must feel like to be Paris there... :D

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    omgwtflol Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 9:56 am
    I love Sarah Silverman but it wasn`t her best piece, left too much blank for laughs and the joke wasn`t so funny either. Plus Paris Hilton + penises is hardly controversial.
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    rambl64 Female 40-49
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    June 5, 2007 at 10:06 am
    Wow, that shows so much character to insult someone in a public place when they can`t even respond. Pretty low. I think Paris is dumber than a bag of hair and I`m sick of these entitled princesses getting cut slack for asinine behavior, but it doesn`t take any guts to mock someone that way when you know if the react, they will be vilified. I don`t think Paris found it funny at all, but how else could she respond and not look like a total fool. Pretty crummy behavior on the part of Silverman.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 10:12 am
    I think it`s funny that some girls on here, mostly younger ones, actually think this was mean. If you thought it was uncalled for, but don`t like Paris that is ok..but those that support or dislike people making fun of Paris....LOLOL

    Either you`re all spoiled brats or you missed out on the (basically) porn videos she`s made, her constant whining, partying till she can`t stand up, her being famous simply because she`s rich (didn`t earn a dime of it) and her basically sleeping with every guy that looks at her. Not to mention throwing out pets for a new one due to being tired of the last one. I don`t even follow celebrity news and I know all this.

    Yeah, that`s a role model worth supporting.

    She does seem to know what she`s doing in those videos though...lol, jk

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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:39 am
    I don`t really like Sarah Silverman. It`s not that it`s mean--I can take her being mean--but it`s also just not funny. I mean, I dislike Paris more, but that really just wasn`t funny. It seemed pretty forced... for something that you can easily make fun of.
    Anyway... why did they keep showing Jack Nicholson? I mean, I love the man, but it seems like other people were going more overboard than him. Ah well. :]
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    yotimes3 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 10:46 am
    im sorry, but i hate sarah silverman...shes just not funny. That show on comedy central was also a big yawner. nice burn on paris though.
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    rraaee Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 10:58 am
    paris is a slut anyways. she deserved it.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
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    June 5, 2007 at 10:58 am
    "Either you`re all spoiled brats or you missed out on the (basically) porn videos she`s made, her constant whining, partying till she can`t stand up, her being famous simply because she`s rich (didn`t earn a dime of it) and her basically sleeping with every guy that looks at her. Not to mention throwing out pets for a new one due to being tired of the last one. I don`t even follow celebrity news and I know all this.
    Yeah, that`s a role model worth supporting."

    You took the words right out of my mouth.

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    schmexie Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:09 am
    no way do i feel sorry for paris hilton.
    i didn`t find the clip all that funny, but go Sarah for doing that all the same!
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:09 am
    well jack nickleson liked it...
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    linkcma Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:11 am
    Everyone just cheered when she said Paris was going to jail. That`s sucks for her.
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    crazylilone Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:12 am
    Ok, not a Sarah Silverman fan at all, but I did think that was funny. Gotta love the "die b*tch" look that Hilton was giving. Of course, the smile at the end is because, like all celebrities, she knows that no publicity is bad publicity. It`s when they stop talking about you that you have to worry.
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    ghost30507 Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:13 am
    When Sarah said "The judge said" and waved her arms out, they jiggled.
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    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
    My fiance and I were watching, we went from Cracking up, to "omg i cant believe shes staring straigh at her saying that", to... HAHA... to...... greatest...comedian...ever. lol
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    metter Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:24 am
    ahaha... I saw this when it came on LIVE tv....It was funny as hell


    I love sarah silverman!!!!!!!!

  81. Profile photo of OctobeR_God
    OctobeR_God Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:34 am
    Paris is not amused. (I am though.)
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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Honestly i wanted 2 be Paris Hilton....but one day i saw the video clip of her sayon racist poo.SHe is a spoiled whore. And as much as she is an amusing trainwreck...i feel a little bit sorry 4 her. SHe deservs her jail time like NE other person but yall gotta rember that she is still a human being.....granted i knwo people are gonna sya if she dusnt want 2 be hurt stay out of the public eye.....i can help but feel sorry for someone who wuz humiliated in front of the country unprovoked. when she deserves it she deserves it. I luv Sara Silvermann she is really funny but at the moment she wuz just bein a bully (for lack of a better word)......................end 2nd rant...Im on a roll 2day lol
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    Gh4z Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:44 am
    LOL at Paris` face.
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    Cricket11 Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 11:55 am
    I think Paris got a nose job... or she made sure they shot her from underneath.
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    crazylilone Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    Just to clarify, the part that I find funny is not so much what Silverman said but Paris` reaction to it.

    Unfortunately, I’m betting that anybody who thinks this is going to be a reality check for her is waaaaay off base. Then again, she did drop the appeal and decide to take her punishment with some dignity so maybe...

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    LaChica Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:10 pm
    LOL She looked like she was about to CRY!!
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    GoldenArms89 Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:13 pm
    hey if paris did what she did in that video again she wouldve never went to jail.
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    slinky0 Female 30-39
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:14 pm
    Sucks to be Paris. But hey, you reap what you sow.
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    catlikegrace Female 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    LOL! My boyfriend watched this on TV and told me about it since I missed it. Now I`ve seen it and it`s great. I imagine that must`ve hurt for Paris, but this cannot be the first time somebody has insulted her or made fun of her...Far more people hate her than like her! It was just hilarious. Jack Nicholson apparently liked it a lot, lol.

    Plus, Paris` reaction was great. She looked like she wanted to kill Sarah, then sort of tried to smile when she noticed the camera was on her.

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    tulinho Male 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:20 pm
    hahahaha i love sarah silverman
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I feel bad, because her money allows her to buy top of the line lawyers to reduce her sentence to a mere 3 weeks. Or is it less now?

    I`m sorry. I`m still reeling over the fact that she was drunk driving and didn`t do the world a favor by wrapping her car around a tree at 90 mph.

    Normally, I`d feel a little bad for saying something like that, even about Paris Hilton, but I have absolutely no respect for drunk drivers. The chances of her killing someone else in doing so is far, FAR greater than her being the only casualty of the crime, and we all know that those top of the line lawyers would be getting her sentence reduced to 5 months in prison.

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    VONLINE Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    Sarah Silverman was funny for about a week. This was nice though. Not that funny, but nice.
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    Babygurl529 Female 13-17
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    June 5, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    you kids are on crack. sarah silverman is pretty much amazing.
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    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    June 5, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    I won`t lie, ever since I saw Silverman pretending to sing out of her vagina I`ve not been a big fan at all, I think she`s crude and all but I can have crude moments as well and I found the segment funny. The idea of Paris being stupid enough to think steel bars are actually tubesteaks and chomping on them cracks me up.

    God knows I`ve been harsh to people and extracted the urine cruelly in front of others just to get a laugh so maybe I`m not so different to Silverman.

    But y`see, Paris is a useless whore and deserves whatever she gets. Nothing wrong with sex in a healthy loving relationship but continuous one night stands and one-week partnerships is a different matter.

    And Jack Nicholson was laughing like Paris had broken her teeth on him a few times.

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    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    I think this clip was funny because all Sarah Silverman had to say was, "Paris Hilston`s going to jail." And everyony cheered and laughed...
  96. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    you kno what, i hate Paris, just like you all, butnobody not even Paris diserves that, she just sunk as low as Peris making those rude jokes, doesn`t matter what someone has done, yuo just don`t do that. And again i will say I HATE paris, but I always try to look into the reasions who ppl act that way, as in Paris, she must really hate herself and have low self esteam for the way she dresses and acts, theres prolly a reasion why shes the way she is, nobody is born a slut, so something must off happend to Paris to make her so slutty.
  97. Profile photo of thesupreme1
    thesupreme1 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    I laughed. Normally I wouldn`t to that joke but she was right there. BTW I also find it all of our female posters are like that was mean and the guys are like w/e lol.
  98. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    I dont hate Paris but that was funny
  99. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    it wernt that funny

    if it was longer it proberly would of been

    i bet you when everyone was booing she turned to her friend and said `what are they saying`

    and the friend said `oh they saying booilten`

  100. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    sarah silverman is my new favourite person in the world
  101. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    What the hell? She didn`t have balls to go up there, the worst situation was a die hard Paris fan rushes at the stage and the security break their neck. THERE WERE NO BALLS PEOPLE, OPEN YOUR EYES, LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I`M JUST A POOR BOY, I HAVE NO FAMILY...or something along those lines. ¬_¬
  102. Profile photo of DragonCake
    DragonCake Female 13-17
    403 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    i love how sarah will say that kind of stuff right to a person`s face. she rocks!
  103. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    Me and Paris share 1 thing in common: We both partied when she went to prison.
  104. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    thats kinda mean
  105. Profile photo of RakeSlayer
    RakeSlayer Female 13-17
    87 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    I`ve never really cared for Silverman. Who in the world is heartless enough to insult someone to their face? Let alone insult someone in the first place. She`s cruel.
  106. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    Silverman isn`t funny...ever.
  107. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    that wasnt the slightest bit harsh, if she said i hope you get cancer and aids paris, and its the most painful thing in the world. it wouldnt be too harsh for paris she drating deserves it, that whore
  108. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    `every girl in here is like err dont` be mean.. here`s a fact ... SHE DESEVERS IT..what has stupid slut even done thats special anyway? nothing`

    Are you dissing girls are something? No we`re not saying `Oh, don`t be mean.` -___- Read the thread again, Fool.

  109. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    Yeah Sarah. She is my new hero. Paris Hilton is a whore.
  110. Profile photo of oddflame
    oddflame Male 18-29
    193 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    OWNED!!! OWNED!!!

    F*CK YOU PARIS!

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    what is this from?? the mtv movie awards?? man. though. that`s harsh. she was sitting RIGHT there. wow.
  112. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:40 pm
    WHY DOES MOSTLY EVERYBODY DISLIKE HER ANYWAY?

    I THINK SHE`S REALLY BEAUTIFUL. I WANT TO GET TO KNOW HER BETTER.

    I WONDER IF IT`S POSSIBLE TO VISIT HER IN JAIL...

  113. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    sarah silverman is such a retard
  114. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    Eh, I wouldn`t call that being owned. Making a "Paris Hilton is a whore" joke is too easy.
  115. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    sarah silverman is awesome and now I love her even more
  116. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    saw it on MTV...oooh! ouch!
  117. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    that was really rude.

    jack was funny though..
    he found it hilarious.

  118. Profile photo of dashrendar98
    dashrendar98 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    Paris is thinking one thing: "B*tch."
  119. Profile photo of aroha9999
    aroha9999 Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:45 pm
    how can you guys say that paris thought it was funny? she didn`t, she was just trying to act like she didn`t care.

    but i am glad she finally found out that she`s such a slut.

  120. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    Whatever. Let these girls (paris and lindsay and the other sluts) drink and drive.
    Let Paris get hammered and zoom around the streets. The second she hits and kills someone, her courtroom drama won`t be this fluffy, sugar coated fest of everyone obsessing over whether or not paris will get lip gloss behind bars.
    If she`s up for murder, she`ll finally be put away for good.
    I`m waiting for one of them to do that soon. Or they can just od on coke, either way, something will hopefully eventually happen to get this sh*t out of the media.
  121. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    "I`ve never really cared for Silverman. Who in the world is heartless enough to insult someone to their face? Let alone insult someone in the first place. She`s cruel."

    I was under the impression that she was an insult comic. So basically... she`s doing what an insult comic does.

  122. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    I don`t like Paris Hilton or Sarah Silverman but i think Sarah has no room to talk. She`s not even funny and nethier was this video.
  123. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    also, all the people laughing were just people worse then her like Jack Nickalson(idk how to spell) who is a jerk...good actor but horrible person.
  124. Profile photo of sifl
    sifl Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    I bet Nicholson got some Silverman tang after the show
  125. Profile photo of Oggleboppite
    Oggleboppite Male 18-29
    180 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Am I the only one who still hates Sarah Silverman just because of her role in School of Rock?

    There is no other reason behind me hating her.

  126. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    I want more
  127. Profile photo of dts_15609
    dts_15609 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    NICE!!!

    did you see Paris`s face, Priceless.

    In a couple days Sarah is gonna get whacked by Paris`s mob connections

  128. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    "I never liked Silverman. She`s just crude."

    Yeah, and it`s made her a lot of money... can`t fault her for that.

  129. Profile photo of invaderzil
    invaderzil Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    Yeah, not funny, EXCEPT FOR THE LOOK ON THAT BITCHES FACE!!! That was worth it.
  130. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:01 pm
    nice ownage right there i tell you what
  131. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    Eh, I hate them both.
  132. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    I don`t really care about Paris, but that was just rude..
    ..but also true and funny.
  133. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    Sarah Silverman = Hot and hilarious! Dunno why paris would be upset by such remarks, youd think shed be used to getting the shaft!
  134. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    wow what a bitch
  135. Profile photo of NeonBlonde
    NeonBlonde Female 40-49
    44 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    Oh, wow, that`s harsh...Oh, wait..it`s Paris Hilton! HAHAHA!Never mind... Love the stars cracking up in the audience. She had to know she would be the subject of lots of jokes there. So why would she show up? Drama queen. <eye roll> Maybe she will learn her lesson this time, but I rather doubt it.
  136. Profile photo of barththe8th
    barththe8th Male 13-17
    195 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:22 pm
    although i cant say her jokes where funny, sarah could do better, the fact she said it all right there in front of paris really says a lot
  137. Profile photo of maxog1
    maxog1 Male 13-17
    145 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    LOL that was pretty funny and i don`t feel srry for Paris }-)
  138. Profile photo of aone
    aone Female 18-29
    36 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    both lame. totally unoriginal. and why was silverman so boxy?
  139. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    AHha, Paris deserves what she is getting...actually more. All that she is getting is expections and a lot of publicity.
    Apparently you cannot have extentions (sp) when you go to prison, and they are letting her keep hers.
    BUT HEY LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE ! :) apparently there are a lot of diseases you can get there so she can come out with lice and maybe herpes :)
  140. Profile photo of lovestricken
    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:38 pm
    I don`t like Sarah Silverman that much, but that was hilarious.
    And it`s just a joke. I doubt comedians mean HALF the poo they say.
  141. Profile photo of soro
    soro Male 13-17
    693 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    You have to admit that Paris sort of took it as a joke, and Sarah Silverman is really funny but that went a little across the line.
  142. Profile photo of missknox
    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    *points and laughs*
  143. Profile photo of Lefever66
    Lefever66 Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:55 pm
    well ill probably get yelled at from a couple of you guys but oh well lol

    i cant stand that skinny little bitch lol she thinks shes so funny and shes not at all... her show sucked, she sucks, and her jokes suck..

    and i dont like paris hilton either, but at least shes somewhat good looking unlike that other girl

  144. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:30 pm
    I`m embarrassed to admit to actually giving a rat`s ass about Paris The Heiress, and to reading all these comments. Normally I wouldn`t care less, but it may as well be said:
    Sarah`s joke = Meh. Too easy.
    Paris`s face = Priceless.
    Sarah = Hotter than I`ve seen her before.
    Paris = Meh.
    Also, now I see why Sarah would be with Jimmy Kimmel; their humour is rather similar.
  145. Profile photo of spitebaby
    spitebaby Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    People don`t really understand that Sarah Silverman is just playing a character... she`s not actually like that... she said she`s trying to be really ignorant and really arrogant all at once because that`s what most people are like these days...
  146. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:08 am
    i don`t think that sarah silverman is funny...

    but i will admit that what she said was funny..

    the bitch still ain`t funny

  147. Profile photo of littlewooll8
    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:10 am
    i love sarah silverman, but what i love more, is seeing paris get pissed at her...heh heh
  148. Profile photo of mnm_jesse16
    mnm_jesse16 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:19 am
    uhh...harsh, how?
  149. Profile photo of littlemeili
    littlemeili Female 13-17
    33 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:18 am
    pwnededededddd
  150. Profile photo of DemonGurl
    DemonGurl Female 13-17
    71 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:24 am
    sarah is funny and all...
    but that was kinda mean.
    paris looked like she was gonna cry.
  151. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:45 am
    Wowww. That was mean :[
    Poor Paris!
  152. Profile photo of cheapnbeefy
    cheapnbeefy Female 18-29
    70 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:59 am
    Silverman = owns.

    Pretty sad some of you feel bad for Paris, I mean she is going to jail for drinking and driving, not to mention she`s getting a book deal for her story after she gets out, so she can make even more money that she does not need.

    But yea, I see how some of you can feel really bad for her.

    morons.

  153. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 2:05 am
    Fcuk Paris Hilton. They should lose the key to her cell and then also fill the jail with water and then bury it under nuclear waste. And then also open a landfill over that and then launch that part of the earth into space and then blow it up with nukes. And then .. um blow up the pieces into smaller pieces.

    I don`t like paris hilton.

  154. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 2:06 am
    P.S. A lot.
  155. Profile photo of metallicblue
    metallicblue Female 18-29
    228 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 2:21 am
    Well... that slut obviously liked the attention, why else would she go there?

    And Silverman? Psh. She`s trying way too hard. I never liked her.

    And I hate how this link got so many comments. Aren`t you people tired of dissing Hilton?

  156. Profile photo of i_m_louder
    i_m_louder Male 30-39
    71 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 2:39 am
    i`m not a paris fanboy, but sarah for me has no balls.
  157. Profile photo of haveheart
    haveheart Female 18-29
    407 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 10:01 am
    I don`t understand it.
    I don`t care who you are or how you act. Every drating person in this world has feelings. Every one.

    Grow up.

  158. Profile photo of littleoracle
    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Considering I knew someone who died from a drunk driver, I hope the bitch rots in jail.

    Sorry, if you experienced this, then you`d understand my disgust.

  159. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    I don`t like either of them. Silverman is crude and boring and Hilton is a nonentity. Although, I find myself hating Silverman more in this clip than Hilton. Sure she`s a slut and nobody likes her and she *is* going to jail, but painting bars like penises? Chip/break her teeth on them? I`m sure it took all of her brainpower to come up with that witticism. C`mon. If that`s the most spectacular comedy Americans can produce and has the entire MTV audience in stitches, that`s damn sad.
  160. Profile photo of uzy786
    uzy786 Female 18-29
    111 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 12:56 pm
    oh wow thats from the mtv movie awards 2007
  161. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    oh damn! HAHA..
    Didnt think paris was in the audience when i first read the caption..
    lovely stuff.
  162. Profile photo of DownInIt
    DownInIt Male 13-17
    31 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    I feel bad for Paris.

    Sarah Silverman deserves massive amounts of torture and pain.

  163. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    bahahahahahaha stupid paris
    got what she deserved


    although at the same time i feel
    some pity...it mustve hurt to try
    to smile after hearing something
    like that


    lol

  164. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    WHEN WAS THIS!!!

    OMG, PWNAGE!!!!

  165. Profile photo of Axium
    Axium Male 18-29
    296 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    Check out Jack Nicholson. He`s having a great time.
  166. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    What I find utterly amusing about this, is everyone claims to hate Paris SOOOO much, yet most people dissing her actually pay attention to her life. If you hate her so much, do the worst thing you can about any celebrity - ignore them. Then they go by the wayside and problem solved.
  167. Profile photo of cookie11111
    cookie11111 Male 13-17
    184 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 1:46 am
    HAHA Go Sarah
  168. Profile photo of becky_boo99
    becky_boo99 Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 6:22 am
    im not a huge paris fan but what that chik said was sooo dog n bitchy n juz put her at paris` level. I heard bout this, aparently paris kept a brave face then left in tears n her publicist sed sun worry they want u 2 be upset..go out there n be the bigger man they wont do it again n aprently they did as soon as she came bak in...like common that is REALLY REALLY bitchy.
  169. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    June 8, 2007 at 12:47 am
    i hate paris hilton... and sarah silverman
  170. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 9:25 am
    That was completely uncalled for.

    Still funny though.

  171. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    Oh man...

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