President Bush Can`t Pour a Beer

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment
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How do you grow up in Texas and not learn how to pour a beer!?
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Male 208
I live in Texas, even those of us who don`t drink can still pour a beer...
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Male 2,113
How do you grow up in Texas and not learn how to pour a beer!? i am 14 and i know how too pour a beer
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Female 192
He didn`t grow up in Texas, idiots.
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Male 612
"ancientgirl seems to be the only poster here who saw the bigger picture: regardless of whether he knows how to pour a beer or not, as a recovering alcoholic he isn`t supposed to be drinking beer! And that CAN effect his ability to be a leader!"

Bush being a leader

yeah right

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Male 1,404
Ahh, a group of totalitarianism scumbags getting together to screw the World, great!
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Male 1,882
"He can`t do alot of things. Like run the country."

Ah yes, and you know a lot about running a country, what with being a 13-17 year old. Too bad you aren`t even old enough to vote, let alone run office, let alone know what the drat you are talking about.

The "country" is quite well off at the moment. You can have your arguments about the war, but running a war and running a country are entirely two different things. If the economy were collapsing or terrorist attacks on our soil were happening often, or at least occasionally, then your statement would have merit.

Of course, leftist hatred blurs the lines, so I`m sure you think Bush isn`t capable of doing anything, except breathing and carrying out 9/11 conspiracies.

Thank God you can`t vote. The right to do so would be clearly wasted on your ignorance.

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Female 63
He can`t do alot of things. Like run the country.
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Male 732
Another question: How can you be an alcoholic and not know how to pour a beer?
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Female 55

Yaay! I love you, lets marry Volcomstoner! I`m actually a born and bred Texan and I am in awe of every mindless drone here who follows him! Ack, look the beer pouring thing is further proof of his uppercrust-non-Texan upbringing! You learn that poo at EVERY family bbq since birth!!

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Male 20
ha ha ha ha ha this fits well with his stupidity
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Male 177
^^ Bad beer does.
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Male 200
beer sucks
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Male 2,004
ehm... wtf how can some1 not know how to pour a beer, its just as simple as walking!
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Male 87
This is mildly funny. It`s funny because the presenter mentioned it.

I dislike Bush as much as the next guy, but shaky hands after a very important political meeting is probably not the worst of his faults.

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Male 43
not a big deal
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Male 165
An akward moment when President Bush went to see the Pope. Yeah, he asked him, "So, how`s Mrs. Pope doing?"
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Female 174
"How do you grow up in Texas and not learn how to pour a beer!?"

Probably because he only lived in Texas for about 12 years total as a kid, between moves from Connecticut (where he was born) and California. When he was 15 he left for boarding school in Mass and then college at Yale. He wasn`t even old enough to pour beer while he lived in Texas. In fact, he has lived the majority of his life outside of Texas, but he milks that "good ole southern boy" poo for all it`s worth.

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Male 10
[quote]On 6/11/2007 2:57:10 AM fatex52986 wrote: At least he drinks beer like a normal person rather then some expensive ass wine kerry would want.[/quote]
Actually, Kerry is a dark beer drinker.

I thought Bush was a teetotaler.

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Male 210
Then he went to the pope and said:

"hello SIR! yes SIR...."

Who does he think he is?? God on earth??
F*cking pro-bush people, stop being so defensive and start thinking about impeachment!

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Female 5
I know I feel safe at night knowing this guy is running a country
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Female 159
What.
A.
Retard.
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Male 2
was he drinking Asahi ?
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Male 18
IANSQUALL!! You fail to see how this affects his ability to be a leader? Its the perfect metaphor for his administration. Pour it on without knowing what the drat you`re doing!
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Male 701
I don`t think bush is that important.
Even if he is the president.

But come one.... he can`t even pour a beer? What a looser!

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Male 1,882
The last thing you mentioned in your post was how nothing good is reported about Bush because there is nothing to report. I`d like to know how that justifies (1) this clip lacking any entertainment value whatsoever, (2) how this reflects on the flaws of his administration, and (3) what relevance, if any, does this clip have on the War in Iraq, Global Warming (or Global Cooling from 1970s), fuel prices, healthcare, taxes, unemployment rates, lawmaking, social security reform, welfare, government grants, education, homeland security, foreign policy, domestic policy, immigration, trade deficits, national debt, foreign aid, dealings in, on, or with NAFTA, the UN, the EU, OPEC, NATO, the G8, world peace, development of drugs and medical technology, space exploration, technological breakthroughs, or AT LEAST the weather forcast tomorrow.

Exactly. This isn`t news, it is crap. Crap that you call news because you get to laugh at Bush.

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Male 1,882
The problem I have with the "bush sux lol" crowd is that these people are blinded completely by hate. Liberals are more than happy to feed fuel to the fire, which turns anti-war to anti-Bush (to the point of wishing assassination) to anti-American. This hate grows to the point where people literally lose sight of what they are speaking out for, and start holding signs that encourage troops to shoot their commanding officers, cheering for terrorist attacks, burning troops in effigy, and so on.

This is disturbing since the whole point of anti-war is that war is bad and people should live in peace, yet hatred stirs and boils over and people start wishing for death.

Being against the war isn`t bad. In all honesty, I believe that there is no sincere plan to finish up in Iraq and that the troops are only there to protect green zones now. I also don`t agree with Bush on immigration. However, I`m not going to call for his death or wish harm on our troops.

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Male 1,882
"To all the Bush ass kissers, you`re funny. Standing up for a man who has done us ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD. The only reason this is news, is because there`s no news to report about him doing any good or anything like that, and he is such an idiot it shows in every news report they have of him."

He`s done nothing good? You must be subscribed to the New York Times, who put the JFK terror story on page 30 instead of the front page. The very same NYT that exposes leaked information on tactics the government uses to catch terror cells. The very same NYT that has even received criticism from Democratic Congressmen for that very same reason.

If you watch something other than MSNBC and The Daily Show, you`d hear good things. Even with CBS forging fake documents and CNN`s paying off groups to fire guns at nothing for a picture will show you that. You are one of the "bush sux lol" people. I can only imagine this idiotic video entertained you.

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Male 24
WAIT!!!!......nope i still dont see why anyone would care about this
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Male 581
god damn everybody miss pours something sometime... Jesus CHrist now we know who has no life i suppose
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Female 71
i am sorry but that was complete waste of time. I thought it would be better than that... sad
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Male 686
WHO NEEDS A REAL LEADER WHEN YOU HAVE COMIC RELIEF?!?!
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Male 549
George Bush.. Who can honestly vote for a man who cant even pour a beer?
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Male 1,704
so he couldnt poor his own beer from a bottle properly, loads of ppl cant.
waste of a video imo.
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Male 339
Its painful to imagine the same guy who has his finger on the button of thousands of ICBM`s cant even use a bottle correctly.

Then again, its not surprising seeing as Dick Cheney cant even operate a shotgun correctly... Or Alberto Gonzalez not being able to remember what he does on a day to day basis.

One can only hope in `08 we get an administration with basic motor and cognitive skills.

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Female 560
wow thats just sad
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Male 604
Why would texas have anything to do with good beer? America and good beer should not belong in the same sentence.
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Female 1,984
I wasted about a minute of my life right there.
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Male 372
SO F*CKING WHAT? some dumbass cant pour beer?? How f*cking interesting.
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Female 359
:O Oh, how lame. I hate beer, I`m not even legal to drink yet I know how to pour a beer.

It`s not even that he has a ton of head on it, it`s that he freaking OVERFLOWED the glass. Pathetic.

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Male 577
yeah who cares, at least he didnt miss the glass
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Female 1,784
I actualy feel bad for him, everyone picks on him lol poor guy
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Male 317
whatever approval rating he had left is now gone as he just lost the redneck support
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Female 2,084
what a loser.
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Female 106
Can we find anymore evidence that this man is retarded? =P
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Male 177
Yes, you should stick to your own beer, drinking import all the time is bad for the environment. Global warming and all. Al Gore. Bush sux lol.

Notice how I put the subject back to the post.

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Male 189
SUPER BOCK 4 LIFE.

Yeah, Stella ain`t bad, but it f*ckin costs 2€ here, and that`s alot for a bottle of beer in Portugal (usually our beer is like 80 cents a bottle)

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Male 177
Astaria24: I mentioned that too.
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Female 136
hmm, interesting..though if you`re drunk enough you wouldn`t be able to pour anything.
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Female 61
ancientgirl seems to be the only poster here who saw the bigger picture: regardless of whether he knows how to pour a beer or not, as a recovering alcoholic he isn`t supposed to be drinking beer! And that CAN effect his ability to be a leader!
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Male 177
German beers don`t have any flavour. People who like German beers don`t have any taste. And Bush Sr. throwing up while Barbara Bush was trying to put the stuff back in his mouth with a napkin was indeed priceless.
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Female 173
"How do you go to Yale, become a politician, become the president of the United States, and not learn how to properly run a country?"

Agreed.

To all the Bush ass kissers, you`re funny. Standing up for a man who has done us ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD. The only reason this is news, is because there`s no news to report about him doing any good or anything like that, and he is such an idiot it shows in every news report they have of him. They cant avoid the stupidity! I doubt it was specifically picked out the way you guys make it seem. Its as simple as that. He is just a plain moron.

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Female 18
I thought admitted drug users and alcoholics weren`t supposed to drink anything!
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Male 165
"How do you grow up in Texas and not learn how to pour a beer!?"

How do you go to Yale, become a politician, become the president of the United States, and not learn how to properly run a country?

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Female 17
sinfulsisi, exactly my point.
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Female 17
Woww. That is.. reall retarded. I mean, 9 year olds can pour something into a glass. I mean... 9 year olds shouldn`t pour beer into a glass but... *sigh* Damn. I just totally missed my own point. xD
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Female 49
ummmm....people, you got it all wrong. GERMAN beer is the best
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Male 325
welsh beer is the best
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Female 1,890
omg im 13 n i know how to pour beer its not really sumthin u learn u just know it from experience
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Male 1,882
The only reason this is "news" is to give the "bush sux lol" crowd a cheap laugh. This is just like the last few times they did this, like with Bush saying the "S" word (oh no!) and asking that one guy to remove his sunglasses. No one really cares. Bush Sr. throwing up on Japan`s PM`s lap was a million times more interesting than these boring video clips.
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Male 1,882
Who cares, he poured too much and it went over the top of the glass. I swear, they have nothing better to report when it comes to the G8...

Two things happen at the G8:

1) A bunch of guys from the 8 richest countries talk.
2) A bunch of protesters get their asses handed to them for "being victims of `the man`" (i.e. throwing rocks at police officers).

So... why do we cover it? To watch Bush waste a few drops of beer? Wow.

And you people wonder why Paris Hilton is on the news 24/7... If she wasn`t, this right here would be.

"BREAKING NEWS! Bush spills beer! Al Gore speaks on the effects that the alcoholic spillage will have on global warming. Hillary to hold press conference on why Bush is wasting tax dollars on spilling beer. Startling new evidence suggests that overpouring beer increases chances of having a stroke by 0.0000000000001%. Stay tuned!"

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Male 4,546
Gotta agree with Iansquall on that point.
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Female 601
^ That wasn`t what I was pointing out. I was pointing out that his inability to -pour- a beer has nothing to do with his ability to be a leader.
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Female 22
"...so? I fail to see how that affects his ability to be a leader."
yea so if he gets drunk that doesn`t affects his ability to be a leader??? lol :P
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Male 370
and his reaction time was horrible!
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Male 1,364
hehehe
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Female 601
...so? I fail to see how that affects his ability to be a leader.
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Male 210
YEAH STELLA RULES! and all the other Belgium bears! except cristal!

You other people don`t know anything about beer!
Not even the drunk britisch and irisch beer drinkers! They drink my morning wiss!

Wanna start a beer war?!
BELGIUM RULEZ -

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Male 185
Blair never seems to get anything rite
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Male 80
"my friend from the Czech republic likes it poured that way with heaps of head, so what`s the point of posting it?ooohhhh he does things differently he must be a freak oooooooohhhhhhhh"

Dude you really really really should not come to belgium because you will probably get killed for saying something like that. JUPILER & DUVEL forever!

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Female 322
"my friend from the Czech republic likes it poured that way with heaps of head, so what`s the point of posting it?

ooohhhh he does things differently he must be a freak oooooooohhhhhhhh"

You`ll be coming back to watch this video of Bush making a fool of himself after he attacks Australia. It`s inevitable. No country left safe!

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Male 2,720
His peeps at the table seem to be smiling/laughing about something else entirely.
He`s the only one thinking about the crappy pour.
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Male 946
moron did you actually make that vid yourself? tis sick. and funny
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Male 298
wow, fricking pathetic, i can pro`ly pour a beer, and i`m 15
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Female 1,832
who gives a crap?
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Female 22
Thats a shame all that wasted beer...
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Male 177
Belgian beers are actually generally better than pissy English beers. You just wouldn`t know cause only a few Belgian beers are exported; the rest you`ll just have to try over here ;-)

And I like Stella.

PS: Isn`t it a bit weird that Bush, as a recovering alcoholic, drinks beer? I thought that about 80% of all alcoholics who quit drinking, can`t start drinking again on a normal level without resorting to problem drinking again.

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Female 311
I don`t think the fact he can`t pour beer was a news story, just an after-thought of the newsreader as he watched the clip.
The BBC doesn`t really do tabloid news....GMTV on the other hand.
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Male 1,030
bush=d!ickhead
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Male 95
and stella sucks
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Male 95
xxxana, we have the best bitters in the world
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Male 4,546
I doubt the news piece was about him pouring himself a beer, the clip started when the guy was already talking.

"...gnashing out a compromise on climate change several G8 leaders... etc".

Neutral on Bush... now there`s an interesting concept.

I mean just because outside of the US, John Kerry would have won 89%-11%, doesn`t mean GWB has a negative foreign policy does it?

I mean it`s not a matter of him having nothing to prop up his failures but hiding behind the American flag or anything right....

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Male 29
poured up beer?
like my beer from the bottle!

moron563 bet the poo eater are you!

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Male 18
but you saw how naturally he grabbed the glass and savored the foam...that retarded fratboy has sucked his share of bottom-keg sputter...
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Male 838
This actually reminds me of this Family Guy clip. The guy is very organized. LOL
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Male 645
He doesn`t know how to pour a beer becuase he`s more used to drinking it out of his sippy cup.
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Male 1,385
my friend from the Czech republic likes it poured that way with heaps of head, so what`s the point of posting it?

ooohhhh he does things differently he must be a freak oooooooohhhhhhhh

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Female 19
He`s probably had every other drink in his life poured for him ... poor man
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Male 1,931
How does a drunkard not know... Dear GOD why isn`t 2009 here yet?
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Male 957
thank you BBC I LOL`D
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Male 1,263
Wow.
Bush.
The man of no talents.
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Female 345
Lestat, people don`t hate Bush because he can`t pour a beer. We hate him because he`s a moronic imbecile who`s ruining and exploiting the world. It`s just lovely to see him make an ass out of himself ;)
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Male 80
I myself a proud beer drinking belgium guy had seen this on the news. And I must say it fits my profile of Bush exactly. It is actually the first person in the world of that age that I have ever seen pouring a beer that way, I think everyone - and I mean EVERYONE - could do a better job than that F/U/C/K.
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Female 1,395
...maybe he thought it was `root beer` or something...or apple juice...ribeana...breast milk...god knows.
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Male 175
bush is so thick in the head

and moron563 that link almost made me puke

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Male 280
Lestat, we didn`t ask and we don`t care.
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Female 1,382
Even I know how to pour beer better, and I`ve never had a sip of the stuff before!
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Female 854
it`s b/c he already drunk.
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Male 1,129
At least he drinks beer like a normal person rather then some expensive ass wine kerry would want.
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Male 213
Schnitzingiggle Brew... the best beer in the world :D
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Female 168
lol xxana. HERE HERE!
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Male 294
Who the hell cares?
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Male 164
he grew up on whiskey and blow he never drank beer
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Male 126
buddy wrote: "The British take their beer very seriously. You should know that."
Then why don`t they learn how to brew real beer?
Greetings from Belgium, home of the best beers in the world :D
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Male 213
Hmm... it`s funny, but I imagine more people will hate this guy just because he can`t pour a beer. That`s pretty sad if you ask me. I dunno, it`s kinda like the whole celebrity tabloid poo... or am I crazy? I`m no bush fan (im actually neutral, if you must ask), but when the news actually reports that, wel, then I think we have a problem. Yes, I know him dratin up the pour WAS NOT the main focus of what they were saying, but still :P
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Male 737
This is true. And furthermore, no pint glass.

I mean, it was probably a diet beer aswell. *shiver*

All wrong. Just all so bloody wrong...

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Male 10,115
The British take their beer very seriously. You should know that.
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Male 737
What a fool.

However, i`m shocked to see such stupid news on BBC.
I THOUGHT WE WERE SO MUCH MORE INFORMATIVE!!! *goes to cry somewhere*

Oh yar, I got first! That`s the first time i`ve actually done that evar.

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Male 10,115
Link: President Bush Can`t Pour a Beer [Rate Link] - How do you grow up in Texas and not learn how to pour a beer!?
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