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Date: 06/11/07 02:35 AM

101 Responses to Paris Hilton`s Biggest Fan

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:18 am
    Link: Paris Hilton`s Biggest Fan - Poor guy. Because I bet if Paris wasn`t in jail she would totally go out with him.
  2. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:58 am
    noooo!
  3. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:38 am
    Yeeeeeeeees yes yes
  4. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Breaking News? Pfft... my ass... although the guy WAS funny :D

    I thought it was HILARIOUS when Schwarzenegger (spel?) took the plea from her fans to pardon her and was all like "pfft, I`ve got more important things to worry about" I was just like "fu*ck ya!"

  5. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:45 am
    ^I love living in california only cause our governor can arm bar any other governor or even any official to the ground :)

    (which is important)

  6. Profile photo of Islander_boy
    Islander_boy Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:52 am
    How many characters of the letter F do you see in this post? After saint Francis of Assisi went to the market he gave a peasant a loaf of bread. I`ll give you a little hint of the obvious kind. there`s actually 8.
  7. Profile photo of MonkeyAbuser
    MonkeyAbuser Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:01 am
    From what I saw of that guy, I`m pretty sure I`ve seen him before.
    They have him on the Jimmy Kimmel show. They found him because of his total support for Michael Jackson and they`ve sent him out to do other stuff before.
    I garuntee you that that was him.
  8. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:11 am
    hehe. Worth a chuckle.
  9. Profile photo of luvinangel03
    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:11 am
    stupid. She deserves more time for getting out on "medical reasons" If they were really worried about Paris hurting herself- she would be in a psych ward tied down. Not sure if anyone else has read the latest stories about her getting out- but it was for medical reasons that they could not discuss, but then later said, they were afraid of Paris hurting herself.
    Which brings me back to my previous point- if they were afraid that she was going to hurt herself- she would be in a psych ward!
    Anyway behind bars can pull the "manipulative" role-I`ve seen it
  10. Profile photo of luvinangel03
    luvinangel03 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Anyway, anyone behind bars can pull the "manipulative role" **
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    piedmontfa Female 18-29
    33 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Haha.
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Pfft i wish she would hurt herself :S
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    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:19 am
    haha, i got to watch that live on tv!!! he was so funny...he goes on for another 20 mins or so. keeps asking questions about her, lol
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    iarechigz Female 18-29
    124 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:24 am
    Damn it, I was JUST about to submit that... hahaha.

    That guy`s a fruitcake. What an ass. :-P

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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:25 am
    That brought tears to my eyes the guy not Paris.
    God that was funny!!
  16. Profile photo of SupahStrider
    SupahStrider Male 18-29
    37 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:43 am
    Lol. somebody told him to shut up
  17. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:53 am
    everyone was like:

    SHUT UP!!!!

  18. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:21 am
    HAHAHAHAHA

    That was FANTASTIC! `aaaaaaaooooooooooooow noooo noooo nooooooooh!

    I love it when you really dont expect to be cheered up by something and it cheers you up.
    =) ty

  19. Profile photo of stereotypic
    stereotypic Male 18-29
    356 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:21 am
    I like how everyone else is smiling `cept that guy...
  20. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:32 am
    hahaha everyones like shut up. lmao that efin cracked me up. :]
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    becky_boo99 Female 18-29
    56 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:42 am
    lol watch him a second time watch how he has a "look mum im on tv" sorta smile and as the guy reads out whats happning his face just drops....
  22. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:07 am
    lol! that was hilarious!
    did you see his sign?
  23. Profile photo of shardonnay
    shardonnay Female 18-29
    289 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:13 am
    AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP.
  24. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:19 am
    The picture of her sobbing in the back of the patrol car is my new computer background. I may even get that poo tattooed on my ass.
  25. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:47 am
    "aaaaaaaooooooooooooow noooo noooo nooooooooh!"is what I thought when I heard she`s actually been moved to house arrest.

    Though that does make sense. Since it`s basically a grounding, suitable for a stroppy teenager.

  26. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:54 am
    I lol`d. I am almost 75% sure as soon as she gets out, She`s going to try to buy into the emo fad to get even more mindless followers like this genius.
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    Oshidutako Male 18-29
    272 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:57 am
    hahahaha. what a loser. and his expression as he heard the news was priceless. (sign he`s holding says `LIBERATE PARIS` incase anyones wondering).
  28. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:42 am
    What?!!?

    Paris Hilton was in jail? When the hell did this happen??

  29. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:45 am
    Again! The chick is a bitch! She made nothing to be popular but a Blowjob and Ass f*cked in an Hotel. Screw the living hell out of her!
  30. Profile photo of Muirghiel
    Muirghiel Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:25 am
    "Legalize Paris"? That should be banned forever.

    Loved his one-liner: "Aaaaaaaaaaaugh no, no, no!"

    And The lady who said "Shut Up!"

    The people giggling...

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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:02 am
    hahahaha
  32. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:17 am
    - Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! NO NO NO!!!!
    - SHUT UP!!
    - *giggles giggles giggles*

    classic .....
  33. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:18 am
    I`m going to watch that SEVERAL times today. Its just so damned funny!!
  34. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:34 am
    ahaha
    just a bit too upset at that news
  35. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:58 am
    Bet you $50 she sucked somthing to get out early.
  36. Profile photo of Jaydeejj
    Jaydeejj Female 70 & Over
    713 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:07 am
    I`m sure that`s the guy from the Jimmy Kimmel Show.
  37. Profile photo of Rofl_Ryan
    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:15 am
    She should shave her head like Britney, imagine what the guy would say; Nooooooo no no.
  38. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 11:54 am
    Hehe, I love how everybody just shouted "SHUT UP!"
  39. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 11:56 am
    hahaha made me lol
  40. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    she could have been released, she had the oprtion i think but she didn`t want to because she can go out and pay someone to pretend to be her and write a book about her experience, it`ll be like " dat 2, i sucked off that guard again today in return for a snickers, also that woman who calls me her bitch got me to give her a striptease. i think she might be a lesbian but i`m not sure." i would so buy that book.
  41. Profile photo of Piratesfan
    Piratesfan Female 40-49
    244 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Holy crap !!! that guy needs to be taken to the nearest mental ward !!! would have been funny to have seen him dragged away in cuffs !!!
  42. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    I saw it live it was hilarious. I think he goes on to ask "Ok Was she Hot?"
  43. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    Lawls! Rot in prison, Paris Hilton!
  44. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    Check out the grin on that guy`s face before he screams... Freaky...

    Paris Hilton is like a shotgun, one c*ck and she`s ready to blow.

  45. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    that guy got pwned
  46. Profile photo of Astaria24
    Astaria24 Female 30-39
    61 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    Ok, I`m no Paris fan by any means - I think that she`s really wasting her life - with her means she should be out doing great things instead of being a spoiled brat. But with that said, I really don`t understand why her sentence was brought back up to 40+ days instead of the 23 or whatever that is was brought down to. It is like she was being punished for the Sheriff letting her do house arrest. She would have been a fool to NOT take advantage of that opportunity. What was she supposed to say "What? You`ll let me go home? No thanks - I`m going to stay right here."
  47. Profile photo of sunshiiiine
    sunshiiiine Female 18-29
    108 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    hahahah my favorite part is when the lady goes "man, shut up!! just shut up!!"
  48. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    oh yea i saw that...laterin the speech thing he made himself look like he was liking the guys nose its was so funny
    some 1 should send that in
  49. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    wow, devi3000, that`s relevant to the post. nice job.
  50. Profile photo of NotAPimecone
    NotAPimecone Male 18-29
    33 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    @ Astaria24

    From what I`ve heard (which is not necessarily accurate), the sentence was never reduced from 45 days - the 23 days was the lowest possible time she could serve _assuming_ she got as much credit for good behavior as possible.

    Something about getting 1 day off the sentence for every day of good behavior, or something like that - so basically, flawless behavior in prison could, at most, have reduced the time served to 1/2 of the 45-day sentence.

  51. Profile photo of kic90army
    kic90army Female 13-17
    207 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    oh my....
  52. Profile photo of EmoCrys
    EmoCrys Female 13-17
    39 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    lol, i saw that when it was on the news. then like 5mins l8r, the guy was answering questions and sum dude goes "uh, true or false, paris looked REALLY hot when they were takin her away?" lol
  53. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:41 pm
    PRETTY RANDOM IF YOU ASK ME
  54. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    LOL
  55. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:11 pm
    That guy`s cry of anguish was the best thing to come out of that whole story. A sound byte that will live on through the ages.
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    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    meh
  57. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:22 pm
    haha. i was expecting the guy in front yo do something.
  58. Profile photo of rofl-sockz13
    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:23 pm
    "AWWWWWWWWWW NO NO NO!" "shut up!"
    lmao!!
  59. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO NOOO NOOO NOOOOO!

    Yea, funny.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    P-Chanmisao
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    124 Posts Monday, June 11, 2007 2:38:14 AM
    Yeeeeeeeees yes yes

    yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss :P

  61. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    LMFAO. For once I agree with Devi.
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    EVIL_PERSON Female 70 & Over
    27 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:13 pm

  63. Profile photo of EVIL_PERSON
    EVIL_PERSON Female 70 & Over
    27 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    hahaha its funny that paris` bigest fan is an old man. nooooooooooooooooo!
  64. Profile photo of Myloveispain
    Myloveispain Female 13-17
    17 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    Retard. xD
  65. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Haha! I saw that! I was cheering at the time. Paris Hilton sucks.
  66. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    thats so drating funny
  67. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    You know what, i HATE Paris hilton. She was driving drunk with her headlights OFF at night WITH a suspended licence and all she go was a little jail time. if YOU had that YOU would not get a slap on the wrist. YOU would be in for a while. Her poor mother... get her a gun to kill herself.
  68. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    hey i never seen that picture devi3000 is talking about. where is it!?
  69. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    i thought he was gonna shawshank* it.

    shawshank - to get down on knees, face up at the sky, eyes closed, and to shout "NOOO" in an upset/angry manner.

  70. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    I heard this guy was an actor for the Jimmy Kimmel show and they told him to go out there and do that.
  71. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    H. O. L. Y. C. R. A. P.!!
  72. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    ....what.
  73. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    Im glad shes goin to jail..
  74. Profile photo of LKJSlain
    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    HAHAHAHAHA.... YESYESYESYESYSEYESYSYSESESSS!!!! TAKE HER!!! TAKE HER ALL!!!... lol, I`m sorry.

    www.elliselectives.etsy.com

  75. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:30 pm
    Wow, what a supreme loser. It`s almost sad to see that anybody would care that much about this Hilton whatserface. :-(

    NOOOO!

  76. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    I thought he was making fun of the fact that Paris herself started screaming and crying when the judge ordered her back to jail...
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    watch him before... he`s like trying to get into the camera.... then just yells off...
  78. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:35 pm
    What the hell? some one cares about her? Jesus `titty f*cking` Christ how does she get so much damn attention because of the silver spoon in her mouth.
  79. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:01 am
    nooooooooooo no noooo no noooooo!
    lmao i was laughing pretty hard lol

    the the funny "shut up!"
    hah that made my day

  80. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Dude that was Howard Dean!!!!
  81. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:47 am
    this is a better video!! its more stuff too http://youtube.com/watch?v=Y55CpuWSRxc
  82. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:24 am
    LOL good video
  83. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:32 am
    I love how these news types take themselves so seriously. It`s Paris Hilton, for drat`s sake.
  84. Profile photo of rockangel249
    rockangel249 Female 13-17
    123 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:57 am
    wow , he seemed more upset than paris did ...
    :|
  85. Profile photo of sgdp
    sgdp Female 18-29
    553 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:13 am
    R_U_Kidding. I had never seen that video. But god bless, I laughed my ass off at that Holy Grail part. WOW
    And yeah, I`ve known people who have spent unwarranted days in overcroweded, disease-ridden jails. (and by disease I mean, staph infection break-outs, which come about from unclean conditions.) So Paris can get on her knees and be thankful. She`s got it EASY.
  86. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:41 am
    HAHA... nice
  87. Profile photo of omgwtfbbqhax
    omgwtfbbqhax Male 13-17
    240 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:10 am
    ugh, paris hilton... Dont, dont care.
    And yeah, I know it has something to do with Jimmy Kimmel, it has his name written allllll over it
  88. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:07 am
    Lol, loser
  89. Profile photo of hawkeye52
    hawkeye52 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:31 am
    That guys my idol, and I doubt he seriously likes her, he was just doing it to piss some people off. Like the people who think Paris in prison is the most important thing happening in the world.
  90. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
    I think he had a bet on for what jail she was being sent to
    cos he didn`t shout when he said the judge ruled her guilty or whatever lol.
    he just lost a lotta money :-P
  91. Profile photo of friskeh
    friskeh Female 18-29
    60 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    heh, its kinda REALLY UNFAIR that if I did the same thing that she did, I`d be put away for years, and she only gets what...30 days? pathetic little beehatch, they wont even give her a full senatence becuase she sucked off all the guys who were going to. I hate that stupid bitch....
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    helmi2004 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    Offlineevanking
    Male, 13-17, Eastern US
    84 Posts Monday, June 11, 2007 2:16:43 PM
    wow, devi3000, that`s relevant to the post. nice job.

    -yeah...like EACH AND EVERY POST in here, evanking...

  93. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    That fan`s probably just some lonely old guy who day dreams about having intercourse with her.
  94. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    dude she was caught drving under the influence like 3 times already or something wasn`t she? plus she was driving with a suspended licsense while under the influence i believe.

    but anyways the point is she broke a law, a few actually and she needs to serve her time just like any otjher person money or no money. I understand how some people are saying their afraid the judge is being harsh on her because she is a celebrity and then other people are saying they don`t want to appear soft on celbrities but you know what. She should be GRATEFUL she onl has to serve 45 days.

    Do you know how many people in jail WISH they only had a 45 day sentence? I don`t know much about laws but for what she did wouldn`t that usually be almost a year in jail?

    She needs to stop whining and being such a stuck up brat and realize her sentence is NOTHING compared to what other people doing the same thing would have got.

  95. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    If you watch him for the entire video you can tell it was staged.
  96. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    she`ll find a way out of it. theres no way daddy`s little girl is going to be used as a sex toy or traded for cigerettes but its such a lovely image :)

    she did get off light though. she could have killed someone...

  97. Profile photo of missknox
    missknox Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:17 pm
    Did you steal this from best week ever?
  98. Profile photo of LawnGnomePoo
    LawnGnomePoo Female 18-29
    44 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:56 am
    HAHAHA
  99. Profile photo of laxmonster38
    laxmonster38 Female 70 & Over
    36 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:13 am
    that guy is a writer for jimmy kimmell and theyve been having him go around for a while dressed as a paris hilton fan
  100. Profile photo of zomgimonfire
    zomgimonfire Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 19, 2007 at 12:17 am
    i still dont know why that skank is famous

    she cant sing
    she cant act
    she cant remember to put underwear on
    and she doesnt know how to keep her pants on

    not to mention she cant drive worth poo

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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    July 22, 2007 at 11:03 am
    The guys are so funny

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