Ohhh Ohhh That Hurt

Submitted by: JebusCrust21 10 years ago in Misc
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Worst sword salesman ever.
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Female 98
Seriously if I were there I`d just kick him in the shins and shout "rip-off artist!!!"
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Male 129
lol nice.
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Female 217
I laughed but felt sorry for him at the same time :D

He kinda wasn`t being very safe though.

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Male 42
Seems to be s little streak of infromercial spoof videos going
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Female 299
wow WHAT a dumbass...
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Female 1,890
i know ive seen that somewere befor....
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Male 15
already seen it.
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Female 98
In the words of Homer Simpson "S-M-R-T!"

FALSE ADVERTISING. ><;;

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Male 73
that guy is STUPID! i would never buy something from him....forget u QVC
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Male 810
extremely old
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Male 1,029
HOLY COW!!! I own that sword with the red and black on it.
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Male 876
He`s smart. Yeah just slam it on the table, it won`t bounce back and stab you. Idiot.
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Female 1,025
the second man who came up looked like he needed some form of help.
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Male 897
128 Megs!! LMFAO!! That guy is such a fu<ktard!
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Male 432
It`s old, but I STILL laugh my ass off at that! :-D
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Male 166
When I saw this, I couldn`t help but think of "One HUNDRED and TWENTY-EIGHT *MEGS*." Sound familiar to anyone else? I thought so.
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Female 797
Dumbass. That`s all I can say.
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Male 230
but they take one from the guy with 6 posts
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Male 230
ya new stuff every second,i post something fairly new and its not a repost or anything and they still havent taken any of mine
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Male 411
Another one from the archives I see. Jeebus, it`s the internet, there`s new stuff posted every second. Get with it.
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Male 203
Rofl The funny thing is he still sounded like a news person when he got hit. He still sounded all bright and slightly cheerful
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Female 110
repost
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Male 400
dummy.
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Male 10
hahaha i hella rememring seeing that before that was funny and i was like IDIOT WHY THE HELL YOU BANGING ON THE TABLE IN THE FIRST PLACE lololol
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Male 65
I swear that I saw that broken sword in a dumpster behind a costco one day. O_o
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Female 533
John Belushi`s new SNL skit: Samurai Shopping Channel Host! :-P
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Male 74
Hey guys watch this... Im gonna bang it on the table as hard as I can, and it will NOT break!!!

ERRRR... OWWW THAT HURT...

What a dratTard...

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Female 655
hahaha =]
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Male 358
I kind of want to see his "battle-wound" :D
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Female 4
Haha.
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Female 663
It may be a repost, but the best thing about reposts is that you catch the stuff that you missed before. Right before the guy shanked himself I could have sworn he said "practice." He sooo set himself up for that one.
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Male 230
has anyone seen that video on youtube that has music by the guano apes? someone should post that since i have already but they never take my posts so i need a higher chance of it getting on here cuz its at least 2x as good as this post and its not a repost
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Male 12
Haha.
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Male 1,584
i think the cavemen want their video back. this is so old.
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Male 12
ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
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Male 169
has anyone noticed the insane amount of reposts lately? Message me if yes
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Male 897
I actually own the same exact kind of sword he broke in the vid. I bought it from a friend for $10. It hasn`t broken on me yet, but then I don`t hit solid inanimate objects with it..

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Male 6
Haha. Old but funny!
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Female 152
Gah, I bet the "Bookwyrm" (yes, it`s spelled that way) club at my school would LOVE this sword set. B-|
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Female 3
omg thats funny
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Male 429
Why do you need a sword? It`s when you think someone is getting raped and rush into their apartment to find they`re watching porn
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Male 577
that was from the best snl ads or sumtin... ph the worst shopping channel mis haps!
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Male 25
the best was the fat guy at the end. Hah.
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Male 163
Ive actually seen this show. Half the time these guys are drunk and one time actually stabbed himself in the thumb with a pocket knife
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Male 425
O_o I`ll Take 20!!!
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Male 27
"IT HAS A DRAGON ON THE BLADE."

Funny, but older than the internet. Always buy real swords, kids, not the replicas they sell on TV.

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Female 157
seen it before... But stupid sales people are always funny
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Male 5
hahaha....owned.... these kids are even dumber

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFFGZ43Xr...

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Female 70
lets play a little game called...

"just the tip."

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Male 3,255
"Who the hell purchases swords...when will you ever need to use one?"

Decoration mainly. Hang them on the wall, they look cool. Also fun to take down and pretend your a ninja for a few minutes out in your backyard at night. :P

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Male 1,162
Sooo old. But sooo funny. I used to watch those two guys sell swords all the time.
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Male 11
^ okay we know it`s a repost! We knew after the first ten people said so! If someone has already said it`s a repost don`t say it again!
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Female 75
REPOST
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Male 11,739
Too bad it didn`t get him between the eyes or something. Another idiot who shouldn`t be allowed to reproduce.
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Male 163
lol
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Male 11
What an idiot. First of all, he was handiling the sword wrong.
Secondly, you don`t go smashing swords on tables! Practice swords or real ones.
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Female 681
bahaha... i love shopping channels :-)
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Male 11
hahahaha "We uh... may need emergancy sugury in the studio..." lolololololol
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Female 71
"Who the hell purchases swords...when will you ever need to use one?"

Nerdy people like me. XP

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Female 1,470
What a retard. Great way to sell an item, break it and show how strong it is.
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Female 1,944
They just keep filming?! wow
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Female 139
"um...we may need to do emergency surgery right here in the studio" as he looks side to side. XD too funny!
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Female 80
That looked painful, but it was funny.
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Male 779
Well, at least we know its sharp.
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Female 727
yeah it was included in the series of infomercial mishaps a little while back. stupid guy though :P
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Male 612
OOOH I got to get one of them
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Female 57
As you can see, when you practice with these, it`s completely and totally safe! Yeah, right. We need to see more videos of people with annoying accents getting hurt after lying on TV.
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Male 39
Wow...
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Male 8
the best part is the fat guy at the end
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Female 2,084
so did it really cut him? i wanna see.
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Female 208
REFRICKETYPOST
but funny nonetheless.
;-)
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Male 4
"The good thing is, it`s so strong!"
Clever
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Female 913
Gotta love the dude that says "We uh... we may need emergency surgery in the studio". What an idiot.
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Male 553
good thing about these katanas they stap in half and stab you in the stomach :-P
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Male 99
old, old, old! But funny still.
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Male 43
this was funny when it first came on the internet like 15 years ago
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Female 99
hahaha first time seeing it for me... that was good...
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Male 34
If he hadn`t done that, how would anyone who wanted to buy it know that it would break like that?

Before anyone criticizes me about saying "you`re not supposed to play with those swords n00b," yes you are. He said those were practice katanas.

Furthermore, he was taking one for the team. Nice one.

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Male 51
mmmm.... funny...:-|
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Male 23
Stop reposting old videos you bastards!
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Male 644
This video is sooo old... I feel old just knowing when it really came out.
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Male 26
OWNED/10
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Male 1,132
older than dirt....
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Male 1,364
This is kinda a repost it came in a link with the worst sales men. the end is funny!
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Male 152
i buy swords, but i`m a martial artist (is that a good excuse?)
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Male 2,567
I wonder what ever happened to the old IABers.
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Male 835
I wonder if they would have kept going if that had been his eye.
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Female 1,832
Kyur said : Also why cant people search for something before submitting it? I do, it`s not that hard.

I agree. Its getting a bit old that I have sent some links to IAB that I thought were quite funny or great to look at (granted its only been maybe 5 submissions) and they haven`t put not ONE of my submissions! I will always love coming here but I don`t think its very fair that they haven`t even considered any of mine. There are tons of reposts. They say "post your link here and if we like it or it hasn`t been used before, we`ll post it!". I understand that its Mr. *Buddy`s* site but shouldn`t he put peoples posts here reguardless of his own opinions? That way the *posters* can decide if they like it rather than having tons of reposts everyday! WE know what has been reposted *Buddy*!!

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Male 967
As dumb as the first guy was, the second guy was even dumber. What a bunch of Darwin recipients!
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Male 2,567
Lol the sword broke.
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Male 896
Also why cant people search for something before submitting it? I do, it`s not that hard.
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Male 896
"On 6/30/2007 2:44:56 AM Aqausixio wrote: Who the hell purchases swords...when will you ever need to use one?

You`d be surprised.

It`s always the nerdiest kids possible."

I second that. Anyone who has ever touched an RPG buys swords. That and some other people who like to collect them. I am both cases although I don`t really buy any swords...

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Male 1,455
yaaaaawn repost -.-

i know ive seen it on IAB before, i just cant find the old link, think theyve removed it

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Male 321
I sneezed all over my screen :(
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Female 137
Good thing the Bride from Kill Bill didn`t use one of those things
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Male 1,931
We may need emergency surgery in the studio.
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Male 756
Give me a (good) sword and a "Butt-Out" and I`ll take on anyone (except maybe Chuck Norris).
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Male 321
And the year of the NOOB
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Female 59
And the year of the NOOB
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Male 321
TODAY IS THE DAY OF REPOST
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Male 838
TODAY IS THE DAY OF REPOST
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Female 72
My god; that is ancient...
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Female 345
Why do you NEED firearms? Yet whole nation(s ;-) ) go berserk if you even discuss banning them.
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Female 1,596
"It`s very sturdy" *Slams on table*

Smart move...

This is a repost because it was shown in a huge segment of dumb sale people.

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Male 452
Respost I think....
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Male 208
he actually did get hurt, they showed pics of it IN him
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Female 344
A curse of BUSHI....
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Male 250
[quote]On 6/30/2007 2:44:56 AM Aqausixio wrote: Who the hell purchases swords...when will you ever need to use one?[/quote]
You`d be surprised.

It`s always the nerdiest kids possible.

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Male 3,255
Nice video, got any of a squirrel riding water skis? or how about that numa numa video?

Way to be up to date I am bored...

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Female 550
"Ohh, we may need emergency service in the studio." Hmmm - you think so, Sherlock?!? What was your first clue - maybe the blood dripping from his body? Yeah, that would be my first clue too! lol
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Male 155
Hold on I watched it again. "OOOOOWWWWWWWW"
"Just the tip of it got me." More than half the sword came up and hit him.
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Male 108
. . . . . . . . well, maybe not
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Male 108
you could use it when you go fishing
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Male 7
Ha! Karma is a b1tch ain`t it? You lying cheapskate!
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Male 155
Very cheap sword, or is it just to show off?
I for one would not buy that sword for 44$.
What would you do with it anyway?
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Female 1,397
Who the hell purchases swords...when will you ever need to use one?
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Male 4,546
Heheh. "As you can see these will not bre...oooowwwwww"
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Female 61
I only remember I`ve seen this after "that hurt big time". I`m not sure why but it`s the funniest part for me.
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Female 538
I own that sword set... The exact set. I swear xD
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Female 3,562
SO F;CKIN OLD
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Male 337
repost for sure
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Male 643
Another ancient one just like the vid below.
Mr. bored, are you falling asleep?
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Male 108
but hey, the show must go on
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Female 1,832
hahahahahahahaha !! Owned! Isn`t this a repost?
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Male 108
Ohhh ohhh that hurt big time XD hahaha, long time since someone`s pain made me laugh
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Male 9
Link: Ohhh Ohhh That Hurt [Rate Link] - Worst sword salesman ever.
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