North American Builder

Submitted by: RickSei 10 years ago in Funny

New species at the Buffalo Zoo.
There are 64 comments:
Male 528
The following people can go to hell:
Devi3000
ruthless1990
SloutyBouch
GypsieCassie

That is all.

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Male 528
HEY man I was born there
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Male 1,485
ha ha ha, priceless
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Female 674
LOL Poseable thumbs.
Like mannequin fingers.
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Male 4,246
No, maneaterx3, the phrase really is `opposable thumbs.`
Please tell me you haven`t been saying `poseable thumbs` all this time. )-|
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Male 1,704
good advertisment
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Female 488
"Opposable thumbs"? Shouldn`t it be "poseable" thumbs?
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Female 74
Very clever way of saying "This exhibit is under construction."

Good thing they didn`t take construction workers from San Antonio... they`d have to make it an official construction worker exhibit, because it`d never be finished.

*glares at the highway construction in front of the office*

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Female 52
haha classic..I find this very INFORMATIVE..
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Male 1,219
I must say that`s pretty funny :)
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Female 1,398
and LMFAO ryan!
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Female 1,398
lol bordarboy, are you sure that`s true? because i bet some fat people would have filed lawsuits by now. everyone is sue-happy these days...
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Male 2,486
We need one on the I-Am-Bored homepage.

I-Am-Boarder
Reallius Bordicus

Camped around the website known as I-Am-Bored, these majestic beings dig up pieces of the internet, whether they be articles, movies or games, and let their fellow pack members enjoy the entertainment. It is not all fun and games however, if a very controversial piece is found, such as religion or politics, the pack members will often divide themselves into groups, light torches, and have a flame war. At the end of these wars, however, the remaining members come together as one again. If you hear the dreaded "FIRST" mating call, there is trouble not far behind however.

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Male 89
Reminds me of another similar sign. It`s for a big construction site, with all the warnings of what to do, who to contact, etc. At the bottom it says "In case of a HUGE dratUP, call John at #######"
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Female 674
They should have descriptions like these on all buildings. It`d be like an urban zoo. :O
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Male 1,725
nice bordaboy

lol the part
they can even fly*

[in tiny print near the bottom] *not actually true

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Male 68
Lol, pretty creative. I Like it.
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Male 1,866
hahaha good stuff
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Male 66
Everybody can fly... But sadly, only in one direction.
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Male 291
bordarboy yours is the best
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Female 1,025
so its a mexican.
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Male 319
Pretty funny sign, actually.
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Female 226
That`s AWESOME.
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Male 2,781
I`VE SEEN ONE WHERE IT HAS A MIRROR NEXT TO A CRUEL DESCRIPTION!
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Female 2,084
haha. funny/
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Male 643
That`s racist.
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Female 879
from buffalo....well, around buffalo...it sucks
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Male 342
Eh im From LA and donno much about u people out there. But yea this was quite clever and im quite sure they can fly but they just haven`t mastered the landing part yet haha.
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Female 38
Uncle can fly? Naw I don`t think so...
Imma make sure to strap uncle down ^_^
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Female 1,832
I rather kinda liked it.
There is at least ONE city in EVERY state that is crummy. In the Los Angeles area there is constant construction of some kind, crime, bums, drugs, drive by`s, murder etc. Tell me ONE place in this entire world where SOMETHING isn`t the ass/wipe of the community. EVEN the rich areas have something they don`t want to admit that is within their community.
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Male 36
lol.

@ jetmark--

They used to have the same thing in the Reptile House at Zoo Atlanta... probably still do. It said something along the likes of "The world`s most poisonous species: damages habitats and preys on smaller species", etc. and had a mirror.

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Female 72
http://www.gamesheep.com/multi-player/mp...

Thats where the fun starts...

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Female 533
I think this is adorable. I am going there next week on vacay and I am wondering what exhibit they are constructing? I will find out and report back.
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Female 77
lol. I`m from the buffalo area and I find that .. funny. not offensive.
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Male 1,217
lol...
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Male 410
This was cute, and Buffalo can be a great city when it wants to. But, they need to stop sending all their violent, degenerate people into my hometown!
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Female 26
Why are so many people offended? It`s really quite clever.
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Male 5
ok ummm that was hilirous!!!!!!!!

i know its mispelled............

-knox58

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Male 1,364
hehehe
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Female 2,769
Lizards have feelings too!!
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Male 1,024
There was an exhibit at Pittsburgh Zoo when i was a kid that said "The World`s Most Dangerous Animal"
I was scared to death to look in.
It was a mirror.
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Female 170
They should have put some Latin on it it would have been hilarious
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Male 46
The * at the bottom I think says

"Not Actually true"

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Female 3,001
haha! how funny
lol @ the people who think buffalo is a good city
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Male 252
What the hell? This post seriously only just showed up for me.
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Female 434
I laughed at your post, bordarboy.
It`s so true. :-D
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Male 185
lol bordarboy, hilarious. Suprisingly true, i agree entierly. The sign doesnt say anything about not feeding the animals though. =/
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Male 121
"it`s all poo" such a great philosophy jebler :)

there`s a mcdonalds at a zoo that i went to, if they had one of these signs it would be a little like this.

Mcdonalds Patron

These majestic beasts are commonly found in the areas surrounding mcdonalds, burger king and K.F.C. despite their size and durability these creatures are dying out due to a number of pestilences that have engulfed their species. these include: food poison because of their highly dangerous food, heart disease, and being too large to get out the door frame and eventually starving.

latin name: magnus pinguis bestia

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Male 1,142
saying its better then nyc or detroit isnt saying much. thats like saying dog poo is better then horse poo or cat poo, its all poo.
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Male 2,486
.. I can fly.

Watch.

[splat]

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Male 16
Considering that I lived in Buffalo for a number of years, I think I`d know firsthand that it`s not "America`s a**hole," Devi.

It`s a city, like any other, and surely better than, say, NYC. Or Detroit.

Get a clue.

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Female 1,496
Buffalo. America`s A.s.s.h.o.l.e.
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Male 838
It`s not fair! They can fly DAMN IT!
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Male 4,246
^^^^ Ooooo-kay. )-| Taking things a bit too seriously, are we?
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Female 5
I find this offensive. I live in the Buffalo NY area. They have it all wrong. They forgot the part where they talk about the negotiations going wrong, and whether or not building will occur, then they have to throw in the part about how it can`t fit Erie County budget, leaving Buffalo a sh*t hole and residents fleeing.
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Male 1,016
lmao...at the sign and the comments
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Male 366
he has been seriously studying the builder for years in a secluded reservation and this sign is a mockery of his life pursuit.
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Male 4,246
I think that`s pretty clever.

robofish: Any particular REASON you`re offended?

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Female 6
well that`s buffalo for you
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Male 994
That`s a pretty stupid joke
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Male 506
I find this offensive.
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Male 1,360
they can actually fly HA!
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Female 2,674
Lmao..
if you cant see, in the bottom left is say *not actually true
(refering to the sign saying they can fly)
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Male 10
Link: North American Builder [Rate Link] - New species at the Buffalo Zoo.
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