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Date: 06/13/07 02:40 AM

65 Responses to North American Builder

  1. Profile photo of RickSei
    RickSei Male 30-39
    10 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    Link: North American Builder - New species at the Buffalo Zoo.
  2. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Lmao..
    if you cant see, in the bottom left is say *not actually true
    (refering to the sign saying they can fly)
  3. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:47 am
    they can actually fly HA!
  4. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:55 am
    I find this offensive.
  5. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:57 am
    That`s a pretty stupid joke
  6. Profile photo of missy0391
    missy0391 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:05 am
    well that`s buffalo for you
  7. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:11 am
    I think that`s pretty clever.

    robofish: Any particular REASON you`re offended?

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    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:12 am
    he has been seriously studying the builder for years in a secluded reservation and this sign is a mockery of his life pursuit.
  9. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:25 am
    lmao...at the sign and the comments
  10. Profile photo of SlootyBoutch
    SlootyBoutch Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:22 am
    I find this offensive. I live in the Buffalo NY area. They have it all wrong. They forgot the part where they talk about the negotiations going wrong, and whether or not building will occur, then they have to throw in the part about how it can`t fit Erie County budget, leaving Buffalo a sh*t hole and residents fleeing.
  11. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:25 am
    ^^^^ Ooooo-kay. )-| Taking things a bit too seriously, are we?
  12. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:49 am
    It`s not fair! They can fly DAMN IT!
  13. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:21 am
    Buffalo. America`s A.s.s.h.o.l.e.
  14. Profile photo of Serphyas
    Serphyas Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:33 am
    Considering that I lived in Buffalo for a number of years, I think I`d know firsthand that it`s not "America`s a**hole," Devi.

    It`s a city, like any other, and surely better than, say, NYC. Or Detroit.

    Get a clue.

  15. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:42 am
    .. I can fly.

    Watch.

  16. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 6:00 am
    saying its better then nyc or detroit isnt saying much. thats like saying dog poo is better then horse poo or cat poo, its all poo.
  17. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 6:58 am
    "it`s all poo" such a great philosophy jebler :)

    there`s a mcdonalds at a zoo that i went to, if they had one of these signs it would be a little like this.

    Mcdonalds Patron

    These majestic beasts are commonly found in the areas surrounding mcdonalds, burger king and K.F.C. despite their size and durability these creatures are dying out due to a number of pestilences that have engulfed their species. these include: food poison because of their highly dangerous food, heart disease, and being too large to get out the door frame and eventually starving.

    latin name: magnus pinguis bestia

  18. Profile photo of Rofl_Ryan
    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 8:09 am
    lol bordarboy, hilarious. Suprisingly true, i agree entierly. The sign doesnt say anything about not feeding the animals though. =/
  19. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 8:09 am
    I laughed at your post, bordarboy.
    It`s so true. :-D
  20. Profile photo of andtothedrew
    andtothedrew Male 18-29
    252 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:19 am
    What the hell? This post seriously only just showed up for me.
  21. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:24 am
    haha! how funny
    lol @ the people who think buffalo is a good city
  22. Profile photo of maba123
    maba123 Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:32 am
    The * at the bottom I think says

    "Not Actually true"

  23. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:33 am
    They should have put some Latin on it it would have been hilarious
  24. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:33 am
    There was an exhibit at Pittsburgh Zoo when i was a kid that said "The World`s Most Dangerous Animal"
    I was scared to death to look in.
    It was a mirror.
  25. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:40 am
    Lizards have feelings too!!
  26. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 9:51 am
    hehehe
  27. Profile photo of knox589
    knox589 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:06 am
    ok ummm that was hilirous!!!!!!!!

    i know its mispelled............

    -knox58

  28. Profile photo of mungiemoo
    mungiemoo Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:09 am
    Why are so many people offended? It`s really quite clever.
  29. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 11:32 am
    This was cute, and Buffalo can be a great city when it wants to. But, they need to stop sending all their violent, degenerate people into my hometown!
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    Major_Payn3
    13 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 11:42 am
    Im actually from western new york, actually in the city right next to buffalo...and ill say one thing that they forgot about indigenous western new york construction workers...they are notorious for never getting anything done whatsoever
  31. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 11:45 am
    lol...
  32. Profile photo of loveofmine
    loveofmine Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    lol. I`m from the buffalo area and I find that .. funny. not offensive.
  33. Profile photo of TokenBabe
    TokenBabe Female 30-39
    533 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    I think this is adorable. I am going there next week on vacay and I am wondering what exhibit they are constructing? I will find out and report back.
  34. Profile photo of fluffor
    fluffor Female 18-29
    72 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    http://www.gamesheep.com/multi-player/mp...

    Thats where the fun starts...

  35. Profile photo of WaywardSon
    WaywardSon Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    lol.

    @ jetmark--

    They used to have the same thing in the Reptile House at Zoo Atlanta... probably still do. It said something along the likes of "The world`s most poisonous species: damages habitats and preys on smaller species", etc. and had a mirror.

  36. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    I rather kinda liked it.
    There is at least ONE city in EVERY state that is crummy. In the Los Angeles area there is constant construction of some kind, crime, bums, drugs, drive by`s, murder etc. Tell me ONE place in this entire world where SOMETHING isn`t the ass/wipe of the community. EVEN the rich areas have something they don`t want to admit that is within their community.
  37. Profile photo of None_other
    None_other Female 18-29
    38 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    Uncle can fly? Naw I don`t think so...
    Imma make sure to strap uncle down ^_^
  38. Profile photo of atlacatl
    atlacatl Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    Eh im From LA and donno much about u people out there. But yea this was quite clever and im quite sure they can fly but they just haven`t mastered the landing part yet haha.
  39. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    from buffalo....well, around buffalo...it sucks
  40. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    That`s racist.
  41. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    haha. funny/
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    I`VE SEEN ONE WHERE IT HAS A MIRROR NEXT TO A CRUEL DESCRIPTION!
  43. Profile photo of jess_izzle
    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:17 pm
    That`s AWESOME.
  44. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    Pretty funny sign, actually.
  45. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:43 pm
    so its a mexican.
  46. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    bordarboy yours is the best
  47. Profile photo of WhereDidItGo
    WhereDidItGo Male 13-17
    66 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    Everybody can fly... But sadly, only in one direction.
  48. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    hahaha good stuff
  49. Profile photo of ArchEnemy89
    ArchEnemy89 Male 18-29
    68 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    Lol, pretty creative. I Like it.
  50. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1725 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    nice bordaboy

    lol the part
    they can even fly*

    *not actually true

  51. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    They should have descriptions like these on all buildings. It`d be like an urban zoo. :O
  52. Profile photo of securitywyrm
    securitywyrm Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Reminds me of another similar sign. It`s for a big construction site, with all the warnings of what to do, who to contact, etc. At the bottom it says "In case of a HUGE dratUP, call John at #######"
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 5:27 am
    We need one on the I-Am-Bored homepage.

    I-Am-Boarder
    Reallius Bordicus

    Camped around the website known as I-Am-Bored, these majestic beings dig up pieces of the internet, whether they be articles, movies or games, and let their fellow pack members enjoy the entertainment. It is not all fun and games however, if a very controversial piece is found, such as religion or politics, the pack members will often divide themselves into groups, light torches, and have a flame war. At the end of these wars, however, the remaining members come together as one again. If you hear the dreaded "FIRST" mating call, there is trouble not far behind however.

  54. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 9:43 am
    lol bordarboy, are you sure that`s true? because i bet some fat people would have filed lawsuits by now. everyone is sue-happy these days...
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 9:45 am
    and LMFAO ryan!
  56. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 11:19 am
    I must say that`s pretty funny :)
  57. Profile photo of marchforth
    marchforth Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    haha classic..I find this very INFORMATIVE..
  58. Profile photo of kgirl_06
    kgirl_06 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Very clever way of saying "This exhibit is under construction."

    Good thing they didn`t take construction workers from San Antonio... they`d have to make it an official construction worker exhibit, because it`d never be finished.

    *glares at the highway construction in front of the office*

  59. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 6:06 pm
    "Opposable thumbs"? Shouldn`t it be "poseable" thumbs?
  60. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    good advertisment
  61. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    No, maneaterx3, the phrase really is `opposable thumbs.`
    Please tell me you haven`t been saying `poseable thumbs` all this time. )-|
  62. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 12:56 am
    LOL Poseable thumbs.
    Like mannequin fingers.
  63. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:04 am
    ha ha ha, priceless
  64. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 1:57 am
    HEY man I was born there
  65. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:04 am
    The following people can go to hell:
    Devi3000
    ruthless1990
    SloutyBouch
    GypsieCassie

    That is all.

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