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Date: 06/24/07 02:10 AM

56 Responses to My Crazy Roommate

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:12 am
    Link: My Crazy Roommate - Crazy roommates are the spice of life.
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    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Oh wow, if this is real, it`s way too funny.
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    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:20 am
    "The piece of paper that said Captain Nemo-Cell Phone-followed by a number."

    I WISH he was my roomate.

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    GracieJack Female 18-29
    149 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:29 am
    ...lol, that`s really interesting...
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    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:29 am
    um okay
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:47 am
    I want a shield to keep the bad guys out, my fortress just isn`t strong enough anymore.. I want that guys name and number please.
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:05 am
    i want a roommate like him it would make life so much more interesting
  8. Profile photo of Piroteknix
    Piroteknix Male 18-29
    337 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Going back to read entries from January, they just get funnier and funnier. Like I`ve laughed out loud more times reading this that I have all month. I`ll say it again, it`s just way too funny to be true.
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:11 am
    it`s times like these that I wish a 0/4 was an option when rating links..
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    piginawig44 Male 13-17
    22 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:12 am
    The funniest one was the piano beep one. I was lauging so hard! Read them all 4 stars.
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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:25 am
    Aaahahahahahhaaa...
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:40 am
    "Friday, January 26, 2007
    Dudes just don`t say that to other dudes

    Him: I`m really glad you`re my roommate.
    Me: Thanks.
    Him: Of all the people to be roommates with, I`m glad it was you.
    Me: Thanks.
    Him: If you had a vagina...
    Me: Do NOT finish that sentence, dude.
    Him: Ok."
    ========================================
    Awkward... ;-/
    Also, frikkin` HYSTERICAL!!! :-D

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    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:43 am
    "I can make small clouds disapeer."
    "That`s an awsome super power*sarcasm."
    "Look there`s no clouds outside. Your amazing."

    Hahahahahahahaha!

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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:12 am
    This is too funny.
  15. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:20 am
    This isn`t stupid or fake at all.
  16. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:59 am
    Reading some of them reminds me of how much of a crazy roomate I was.
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    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:22 am
    ^ Omg....Now that you have said that, I bet you are the most boring roomate ever!
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    readytofall Male 13-17
    422 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:43 am
    hahaha so funny
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    Brant167 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:41 am
    This is what happens after the 500th bong hit.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    That can`t be true! No way cuz if it is, than that was some funny a/ss sh*t!!
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    Lollerskates that was hilarious!!
  22. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    P: Let`s go to a strip club.
    Me: A strip club? Ummm, if you really want to, sure.
    P: Nevermind.
    Me: Ok, you wanna go to a bar?
    P: No, I don`t want to go out now, I`m self-conscience.
    Me: Of what?
    P: My balls are too big.
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    AAAHAHA
    OH MY GOD.
    I LOVE THIS GUY.

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    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    lol that hilarious
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    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    im from canadia
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    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:01 pm
    lol
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    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    O_O Um.. wow. Just wow. I live with some crazy people, but i mean normal-crazy. This guy is SCARY crazy! Jeeze..
    ..but i still wanna meet him. XD
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    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    lol
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    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    Sounds like he has Autism.
  29. Profile photo of cnlbell
    cnlbell Female 18-29
    420 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    fecking AWESOME! I laughed so hard I was crying at one point.

    "... my balls are too big."

    BWAaaaaahahahahahahah!

    "I know what real sex is, I`ve been to prison"

    OMG no! This guy can`t be for real!! ROFLMAO

    Priceless. Thank you so much for this awesome post. You da bomb man! "You have a nice musk." (snicker) lol

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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    Never move in with someone from work.
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    flamingbambi Female 13-17
    235 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:01 pm
    haha. what a guy XD shame i`ll never get a roommate as cool as him!
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    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    this is hilarious! It kinda reminds me of my grandma...
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    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:58 pm
    lmao wow. i hope i get a roommate like him one day.
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    BangYourDead Female 13-17
    158 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:14 pm
    lol
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    this is weird and hilarious at the same time.
  36. Profile photo of Agentk120
    Agentk120 Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    Well this guy is pretty weird but I say a lot of random poo like this too...
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    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    Him: I`m really glad you`re my roommate.
    Me: Thanks.
    Him: Of all the people to be roommates with, I`m glad it was you.
    Me: Thanks.
    Him: If you had a vagina...
    Me: Do NOT finish that sentence, dude.
    Him: Ok.


    Omg this should be a movie

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    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm

    ROTFLMAO......

    I guarentee you P-man isn`t getting laid.

    Some body should hit him with a fish covered in Mayo.

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    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    umm....am I wrong or isn`t "crazy roommate" an oxymoron?......
  40. Profile photo of rock4ever
    rock4ever Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    crazyotto - I think redundant is more like it...
  41. Profile photo of StapleMeElmo
    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    Where is the popcorn. I plan on staying on this site for a while.
  42. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    P: How long would it take to drive to Canada from here?
    Me: I dunno, maybe 2 days.
    P: AAAHHH! DON`T DO THAT!
    Me: What! What did I do?
    P: Look at me like that, you`re freaking me out!
    Me: What?
    P: With the big eyes. STOP IT!
    Me: What? Did I raise my eyebrows or something? I was guessing, it was a reflex.
    P: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
    Me: DUDE! I make eye contact with people I`m talking to, sorry.
    P: But your eyes are so big!
    Me: HAHAHAH Sorry. I won`t look at you.
    P: You must have been a beautiful baby boy with those big blue eyes.
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    HAHA this is awesome. Thanks for posting it buddy! I want P as a roommate! ^_^

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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:51 pm
    this is the most funnist sh*t ive seen all day
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    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:10 am
    Im thinkin fake..
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    numb3rthr33 Male 18-29
    19 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:26 am
    i wish i had a crazy roomate..think im going to go pick up a bum off the street, hopefully he doesnt bite as hard as the last one...
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    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 8:50 am
    I love it !!
  47. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 9:32 am
    This is hilarious. I went back to his first posts and it was even funnier.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    LOL, my sister`s college prof had this crazy roommate too. in the middle of the night, the prof`s roommate woke him up and said `SHH! they`re penciling us in!!` (people would stick bits of pencils in the doors so that you couldn`t get out). and then the roommate started screaming and throwing himself against the door! he was just like YAAAHHHH!!! and then he would slam himself against the door, and the pencil-in-ers got freaked out and left. it was hilarious the way my sister told it...
  49. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 5:26 pm
    HAHAHAHAH PENCILING!!! I LOVED DOING THAT!!! PISSED OFF A LOT OF PEOPLE
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    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    I don`t think it`s all bad forgetting X-mas is on the 25th. I spent years thinking Halloween was on the 30th, not the 31st.
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    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 1:45 am
    Me: Hey N What`s Up?
    N: THANK GOD!
    Me: Calm down Wtf is wrong?
    N: I thought you were dead! I heard about a car crash and a lady died
    i thought it was you!
    Me:OMG...that sucks. Did that happen just now?
    N: I thought you were dead i would have cried if it had been you! Oh..
    ( long silence) It happened yesterday. In new york.
    Me: N...You saw me this morning. I dropped you off at work.
    N: I know but I don`t want you to die. I have to go i`ll call you in a bit.


    this was the first one I saw, I couldnt stop laughing! cant wait to read the rest!

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    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 2:02 am
    "P: So if you were with a really hot girl, and then she got naked and she was all furry, would you keep going?
    Me: No.
    P: Why not?
    Me: Cause she`s all furry.
    P: Yeah, but she`s really hot.
    Me: No she`s not, she`s all furry.
    P: I would. I`d let her pee on me too. But only in the shower.
    Me: Yeah, cause otherwise that would be gross...
    P: Yeah."
    WTF?! HAHAHAHAHHAA
  53. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 9:42 pm
    I just spent an hour reading through these. This is really funny. 4/4
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    X-Potatoe Male 13-17
    376 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    OMFG I CAN`T dratING STOP LAUGHING!!!
    4/4 FROM ME!!
    EVEN IF IT IS FAKE IT`S HILARIOUS!!!
  55. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:13 am
    lolz.
  56. Profile photo of scrum-josh
    scrum-josh Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 9, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    he hasnt posted on his site for a few months now, did P find out about it? has it been moved??? somebody help!

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