My Crazy Roommate

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago
http://www.mycrazyroommate.com/

Crazy roommates are the spice of life.
There are 55 comments:
Male 13
he hasnt posted on his site for a few months now, did P find out about it? has it been moved??? somebody help!
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Female 96
lolz.
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Male 376
OMFG I CAN`T dratING STOP LAUGHING!!!
4/4 FROM ME!!
EVEN IF IT IS FAKE IT`S HILARIOUS!!!
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Male 1,149
I just spent an hour reading through these. This is really funny. 4/4
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Male 437
"P: So if you were with a really hot girl, and then she got naked and she was all furry, would you keep going?
Me: No.
P: Why not?
Me: Cause she`s all furry.
P: Yeah, but she`s really hot.
Me: No she`s not, she`s all furry.
P: I would. I`d let her pee on me too. But only in the shower.
Me: Yeah, cause otherwise that would be gross...
P: Yeah."
WTF?! HAHAHAHAHHAA
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Male 437
Me: Hey N What`s Up?
N: THANK GOD!
Me: Calm down Wtf is wrong?
N: I thought you were dead! I heard about a car crash and a lady died
i thought it was you!
Me:OMG...that sucks. Did that happen just now?
N: I thought you were dead i would have cried if it had been you! Oh..
( long silence) It happened yesterday. In new york.
Me: N...You saw me this morning. I dropped you off at work.
N: I know but I don`t want you to die. I have to go i`ll call you in a bit.


this was the first one I saw, I couldnt stop laughing! cant wait to read the rest!

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Female 1,984
I don`t think it`s all bad forgetting X-mas is on the 25th. I spent years thinking Halloween was on the 30th, not the 31st.
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHAH PENCILING!!! I LOVED DOING THAT!!! PISSED OFF A LOT OF PEOPLE
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Female 1,398
LOL, my sister`s college prof had this crazy roommate too. in the middle of the night, the prof`s roommate woke him up and said `SHH! they`re penciling us in!!` (people would stick bits of pencils in the doors so that you couldn`t get out). and then the roommate started screaming and throwing himself against the door! he was just like YAAAHHHH!!! and then he would slam himself against the door, and the pencil-in-ers got freaked out and left. it was hilarious the way my sister told it...
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Female 1,095
This is hilarious. I went back to his first posts and it was even funnier.
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Female 274
I love it !!
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Male 19
i wish i had a crazy roomate..think im going to go pick up a bum off the street, hopefully he doesnt bite as hard as the last one...
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Male 549
Im thinkin fake..
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Female 1,134
this is the most funnist sh*t ive seen all day
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Female 357
P: How long would it take to drive to Canada from here?
Me: I dunno, maybe 2 days.
P: AAAHHH! DON`T DO THAT!
Me: What! What did I do?
P: Look at me like that, you`re freaking me out!
Me: What?
P: With the big eyes. STOP IT!
Me: What? Did I raise my eyebrows or something? I was guessing, it was a reflex.
P: STOP LOOKING AT ME!
Me: DUDE! I make eye contact with people I`m talking to, sorry.
P: But your eyes are so big!
Me: HAHAHAH Sorry. I won`t look at you.
P: You must have been a beautiful baby boy with those big blue eyes.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


HAHA this is awesome. Thanks for posting it buddy! I want P as a roommate! ^_^

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Male 1,029
Where is the popcorn. I plan on staying on this site for a while.
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Female 26
crazyotto - I think redundant is more like it...
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Male 245
umm....am I wrong or isn`t "crazy roommate" an oxymoron?......
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Male 300

ROTFLMAO......

I guarentee you P-man isn`t getting laid.

Some body should hit him with a fish covered in Mayo.

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Female 454
Him: I`m really glad you`re my roommate.
Me: Thanks.
Him: Of all the people to be roommates with, I`m glad it was you.
Me: Thanks.
Him: If you had a vagina...
Me: Do NOT finish that sentence, dude.
Him: Ok.


Omg this should be a movie

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Male 510
Well this guy is pretty weird but I say a lot of random poo like this too...
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Female 2,084
this is weird and hilarious at the same time.
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Female 158
lol
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Male 129
lmao wow. i hope i get a roommate like him one day.
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Female 269
this is hilarious! It kinda reminds me of my grandma...
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Female 235
haha. what a guy XD shame i`ll never get a roommate as cool as him!
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Male 643
Never move in with someone from work.
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Female 420
fecking AWESOME! I laughed so hard I was crying at one point.

"... my balls are too big."

BWAaaaaahahahahahahah!

"I know what real sex is, I`ve been to prison"

OMG no! This guy can`t be for real!! ROFLMAO

Priceless. Thank you so much for this awesome post. You da bomb man! "You have a nice musk." (snicker) lol

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Female 170
Sounds like he has Autism.
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Male 167
lol
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Male 104
O_O Um.. wow. Just wow. I live with some crazy people, but i mean normal-crazy. This guy is SCARY crazy! Jeeze..
..but i still wanna meet him. XD
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Male 577
lol
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Male 577
im from canadia
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Male 577
lol that hilarious
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Female 2,220
P: Let`s go to a strip club.
Me: A strip club? Ummm, if you really want to, sure.
P: Nevermind.
Me: Ok, you wanna go to a bar?
P: No, I don`t want to go out now, I`m self-conscience.
Me: Of what?
P: My balls are too big.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AAAHAHA
OH MY GOD.
I LOVE THIS GUY.

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Female 1,596
Lollerskates that was hilarious!!
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Female 1,832
That can`t be true! No way cuz if it is, than that was some funny a/ss sh*t!!
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Male 106
This is what happens after the 500th bong hit.
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Male 422
hahaha so funny
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Female 262
^ Omg....Now that you have said that, I bet you are the most boring roomate ever!
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Male 4,012
Reading some of them reminds me of how much of a crazy roomate I was.
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Male 1,265
This isn`t stupid or fake at all.
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Female 338
This is too funny.
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Male 98
"I can make small clouds disapeer."
"That`s an awsome super power*sarcasm."
"Look there`s no clouds outside. Your amazing."

Hahahahahahahaha!

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Male 4,246
"Friday, January 26, 2007
Dudes just don`t say that to other dudes

Him: I`m really glad you`re my roommate.
Me: Thanks.
Him: Of all the people to be roommates with, I`m glad it was you.
Me: Thanks.
Him: If you had a vagina...
Me: Do NOT finish that sentence, dude.
Him: Ok."
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Awkward... ;-/
Also, frikkin` HYSTERICAL!!! :-D

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Male 22
The funniest one was the piano beep one. I was lauging so hard! Read them all 4 stars.
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Male 1,866
it`s times like these that I wish a 0/4 was an option when rating links..
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Male 337
Going back to read entries from January, they just get funnier and funnier. Like I`ve laughed out loud more times reading this that I have all month. I`ll say it again, it`s just way too funny to be true.
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Female 560
i want a roommate like him it would make life so much more interesting
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Female 1,065
I want a shield to keep the bad guys out, my fortress just isn`t strong enough anymore.. I want that guys name and number please.
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Male 108
um okay
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Female 149
...lol, that`s really interesting...
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Female 59
"The piece of paper that said Captain Nemo-Cell Phone-followed by a number."

I WISH he was my roomate.

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Male 337
Oh wow, if this is real, it`s way too funny.
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Male 10,115
Link: My Crazy Roommate [Rate Link] - Crazy roommates are the spice of life.
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