Most Hardcore Singing Ever

Submitted by: PRORYANAGE 10 years ago in Funny

Three year old rocking out at his preschool graduation.
There are 149 comments:
Female 6
what i don`t understand is how a mother could be so cruel is to not give her child his medication, just for her own selfish purposes......just joke, that kid is great.
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Male 175
"Honey you know, its you he takes after....."
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Female 920
Future mosh pit.
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Female 2
I feel bad for the parent...
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Female 222
he reminds me of will ferrel for some reason
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Female 140
one, two three, four FIVE ON MY LEFT HAND!

fricking anis funneh

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Female 2,509
OMG somebody slap that kid NOW Please
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Female 673
Even if there was something wrong with him (and just because he`s enthusiastic doesn`t mean there is) he still looked like he was having ten times more fun than all those other kids put together.
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Female 63
he`s the sort of lil dude that gets put on rohypnol or summat to zombiefy him and make him like ALLLLLLL the other children....

rock on mini-johnny rotten a-like!!! love the rock eyes!

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Male 200
wow, if im going to have children in the future... i want my son to be just like him =D
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Female 97
somebody`s mum let him have sugar on his rice krispies this morning...
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Female 963
HAHAHAHAHAHA :-D
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Female 449
That kid is going to get beat up when he goes to high school.
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Female 441
DAmn give that kid some drugs PLEASE!!!! he scares me LOL
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Female 306
lol! he wasn`t even singing hahahaa
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Female 403
this just reenforces the reason i hate kids
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Male 100
lol, watch at 0:50 onwards. the kid on the right starts doing the robot
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Female 305
he`ll be the kid everyone piks on in high school.
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Male 1,111
he had his crack puffs that morning and he`s "special" great combo.
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Female 576
i think there was something seriously wrong w/ that kid.

lol but the boy who is 2 people to the left of him seemed to be taking cues from him. that was cute.

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Female 5
LMAO "THATS UR BROTHER", "OH GOD!" THE KID TO HIS RIGHT WOULD PROBLY BE ME HES BEIN ALL EMO RIGHT THERE WITH HIS FACE AND YEA JUST SEEIN THAT HYPER FREAK LOL -CANT STOP LAUGHING-
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Female 223
That kid totally missed his morning Ritalin break.
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Male 108
am i the only one who wanted to throw rocks at him ?
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Female 159
Thats a future metal band frontman if I ever saw one lol. His parents should get him some singing lessons asap :P
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Male 2,616
IS he aware of his surroundings, suicism.. IS he?
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Female 235
anyone else imagining his parents as hardcore metalheads? XD

haha, i feel sorry for the girl standing next to him XD she looked so confused...

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Male 3,631
That young man is aware of his surroundings... and that`s more than I can say for the rest of you.
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Male 8
alright...the kid obviously has problems...the parents are laughing into the camera...and IAB is sucking as*s right now with good clips...sorry, I know it sounds bad, but please, parents take care of your kids...don`t just laugh at them
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Female 14
ok, so he starts off shy...

then...BOOM! there he goes! ......

and now, watch closely at his HANDS! ......

haha...... now this is FUNNY! :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

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Male 732
What a little smacktard! I would travel back in time and abort him!
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Female 550
lestat221 - thanks for that comment! I feel exactly the same way!
I laughed my ass off while watching the entire video, then as I read the comments, I felt bad. I kept thinking, "Man, what if he does have a problem?" Your comments made me feel better.

Thanks!

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Male 208
i little retarded i think, that and crack
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Male 213
On a different note..why were the kids in the back in white robes :S
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Male 213
You people are disgusting :S There is no need to throw a bunch of pills at the kid just because he`s trying to have a good time. He`s OBVIOUSLY hamming it up, so just go with it. I laughed my ass off watching this... Besides, even IF he had ADD/ADHD (which I personally think is a load of crap... see the `South Park` clip on here), it still makes for a great show! And you can always "cure" him by doing like that aforementioned clip says :D

Anyways... parents who want their kids to be zombies shouldn`t have kids, and this kid rocked the hall! That`s all :)

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Female 35
He at least he participates, if it werent for kids like him most parents would need a drink to get through 20 preschool kids mumbling incoherently through bland Barney songs or whatever the heck those inane tunes are. I mean that kid was taking it seriously he obviously paid attention in class those other kids look like return of the living dead!
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Male 245
jeffery dahmer, age 4
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Female 15
i thought it was cute.
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Male 701
hahahaha thats so awesome
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Male 366
COOKIE MONSTER
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Male 623
did the second song say "1 2 3 4 5 a molester"
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Male 919
`Thats you brother!`
-OH My gawd...
LOL
I Lol`d all the video...
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Male 43
LochNess-Abz
Female, 13-17, Europe
749 Posts Friday, June 01, 2007 12:05:29 PM
Um :/ I wouldn`t say he moshes better than emos. Hes too...Hyper. Moshing is moving mainly your head, not like your entire freakin body. Seriously. Get that kid the hell away from f*cking sugar.

Speaking as someone who was around before "emo" became popular, I just want to make a clarification here...
moshing is definitely NOT moving mainly your head. The word moshing comes from MOSH PIT. and trust me, if you`ve ever been to a halfway decent punk concert, you would know it is definitely more than moving your head... it is jumping around and causing as much damage as you can. OK just wanted to clarify... BTW my punk days are long over.

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Female 606
Is it wrong that I want to throw him out the window right then and there?
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Male 743
thats more metal than dethklok man
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Female 90
lmao, that fckn rocked. did u notice its all the boys =p [the crier, the crazy, the girl hater, and the whythefck am i here.]
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Male 205
Sweet Jesus, cut the prozac in half.
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Male 144
ugh... if that was my kid, I`d go off somewhere and die.
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Female 20
..I do believe that kid is on some serious drugs
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Male 194
didn`t really think it was that funny, maybe it`s just me
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Female 35
Also LMFAO @ heaven23bx`s comment! >___<
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Female 35
Dude! O_o That tiny creature is the quintessence of ADHD. He needs like five over sized, concentrated elephant tranqs in order to get released from his cage and dressed in the morning.
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Male 4,393
Shrikil774
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
481 Posts Friday, June 01, 2007 4:32:15 PM
Mot to be mean but i would say he was retarded but then his parents would have to be satan and stanella to laugh at him

i was going to say that..

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Male 44
He`s going to be a Evangelical preacher. Hallelujah!
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Female 363
Haha he is HXC
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Male 577
lol preschool gradudation... "pre" school, not even in school, and graduation, i know i ahd a preschool graduation but its funny how u can graduate from "pre" school
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Female 165
Shut up, you stupid child.
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Female 51
ok....so i personally don`t think that we need to worry about this kid....a lil medication....and he`ll be alright....now the one on his right in the red shirt....thats the "Son of Sam" waiting to happen....that kid didn`t move...didn`t sing...didn`t do a damn thing....just stood there and looked overly annoyed at the screaming kid....i dunno....has anyone seen the screaming kid since??? i bet u they found his body in the other lil boys cubby....... lmfao....kids are freakin great!
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Female 785
Meh...it would have been funny if he had parents who listened to metal and he was trying to emulate it.
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Male 67
Ritalin anyone?!?!
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Male 121
I have a cousin like that... ugh...
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Female 9
Lol, the boy next to him XD. Looks scared out his mind!
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Male 559
I heard he`s going on tour this summer
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Male 203
Does anyone else see Chucky?
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Female 52
That kid was awesome.. I would be so proud if he was my kid. He was just having a good time. =\...Maybe he has ADHD or somethin?
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Female 2,084
lolz. hahaha. i would have been laughing my ass off if i was there.
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Male 581
Mot to be mean but i would say he was retarded but then his parents would have to be satan and stanella to laugh at him
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Female 47
That was.. cute, and funny. XD
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Female 22
hahaha that was pretty funny
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Male 59
lol hes little
dimebag darrel
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Female 350
this kid will love this video when he is older.
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Female 1,134
i wonder what that kid would act like if he was on Ecstacy,Weed,Crack cocaine or LSD.....anyways i bet he would have an awesome future when hes famouse.
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Male 1,364
woah hahaha
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Female 1,403
Can I adopt that kid? That was intensely funny.
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Female 136
They could make a new excorcist film with this kid!!!
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Female 1,832
Wow, he reminds me of my BFF`s son! Still it looks like he`s having fun!!!
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Male 79
dude he acted like my baby cousin dat has down syndrom
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Male 273
ritalin. XD
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Female 239
The kid to the right looked somewhere along the lines of "wtf" by the time the Heavy One starts jumping up and down. Or jumping up and down more frantically, anyways.
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Male 967
DEATH GRUNT, ROOOWWWRRR!!!!!
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Female 419
Haha the rest of the kids looked scared of him.
Does he have a disorder?

Poor kid at the back is crying, theres always one that cries lol

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Male 220
It`s nice to see they let the special education kids participate in the choir. :-)
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Female 155
Awwww, such a cutie.
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Male 106
Ya`ll are crazy saying this kid needs to be on medication. This is how kids should act care free and happy. So what if he has a good bit of energy he has a healthy self esteem and his parents don`t seem to mind. ADD is over diagnosed today and giving drugs to kids is discussing so get off your high horse and try to be as metal as this kid.
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Male 533
i think there might be something wrong with him
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Male 80
he is pretty amazing... pretty cool... i like the kid on the right picking at the girl at the end...i was freakin` rollin` on the floor
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Female 486
I`m sorry, but that was actually kind of boring. It seems like in every class, there`s always one kid who isn`t at all shy and wants to stand out. That was that kid.
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Male 60
LMAO, I feel sorry for his parents
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Female 815
Um :/ I wouldn`t say he moshes better than emos. Hes too...Hyper. Moshing is moving mainly your head, not like your entire freakin body. Seriously. Get that kid the hell away from f*cking sugar.
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Male 31
all he needs is some nice pills and he wil be all better
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Male 2,958
There`s really no reason to assume he`s crazy cause of this, looks like he`s just a f*cking spaz to me.
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Male 431
I am still bored.
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Male 296
heh the robot. cool.
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Female 22
He looks just like my neighbor`s kid! and for all of you who think that`s a future serial killer...remember, it`s always the quiet ones you gotta watch out for ;)
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Female 1,395
Oh. Heres a candidate for a sugar-free diet i think.
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Male 204
Fingers and....TOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RAWWRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 112
He is so cool I love it.
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Female 986
He is one chipper child. I like when he is practically grr-ing in the end. And the other boy in the front starts semi-mimiking him.
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Male 151
`There`s your brother!`

`oh god...`

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Female 1,596
It`s totally ADD...
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Male 533
He reminds me of Dwight from The Office.
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Female 322
He VERY much reminds me of someone whose 3 year old has this type of seizure when he gets excited. Watch - at some point his eyes roll back and his hands flail - it`s very similar.
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Female 9
Future black metal singer. This kiddo rocks.
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Male 212
haha what a rad little dude
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Female 119
-camera pans out to find an empty snack table-

Too much sugar anyone?

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Male 17
in the hands one there`s a boy about 2 or 3 away from him who starts trying to be like him. he fails miserably and looks stupid
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Female 655
lmfao that cracks me up he was so extremely happy hahaha
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Female 9
He`s like one of those annoying kids in the supermarket that won`t just up and you just want to hurl something at them.

Hehe j/k people..

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Male 53
ADD much?
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Female 1,412
I would be scared if that was my kid. I wouldnt laugh, Id be like poo, this is evidence that my child has `issues`. I also agree about the kid on his right. Heck this must be some mental class. No offence, dont shout at me, this is just my opinion, hey the kid can rock....
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Male 579
Are we sure that there isnt something wrong with this kid? I mean he looks like he has a mental disability.
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Male 737
I felt sure his head was about to explode during the "hands" one.
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Female 319
This is retarded xD
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Male 147
hahaha the kid next to him didn`t move a muscle through the whole thing lol.
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Male 901
Am I the only one who thinks that boy is `special`?
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Male 97
lol, the kid to his right looks like a frikin zombie
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Male 340
wow get that kid some ritelin
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Female 1,496
I don`t understand the allure of making children this small sing.
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Male 331
jookes!!! lol love it!
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Male 1,364
what a psycho
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Male 1,263
Future. Heavy. Metal. Singer.
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Male 240
This is what you get when you expose your child to metallica while in the womb
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Male 7
this kid is friggin awesome. Seriously, the highlight is at 00.06 right near the end, looks like he`s gonna own all the other kids.

Now I`ve watched it though I cant help but think he might grow up to be a serial killer of some description....

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Male 4,546
Lol, one of the new gods of rock in the making.
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Male 453
the problem for the kid is that the parents now have a really, really, really good piece of blackmail
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Male 1,704
can anyone say "problem child"
kid looks a spittin image of him.
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Male 246
The scary thung is, I know someone whos brother is exactly like that, and looks like him as well o_O
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Male 8
Ritalin anyone...
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Male 182
HAHAHA holy sh*t that kid is so fcuking hyper
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Female 345
That`s what you get when you get your kid addicted to prozac and then discontinue it ...
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Male 103
I seriously think the kid might be special...
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Male 104
i was surprised by the fact that he actually graduated

j/k people j/k

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Male 1,647

What heavy metal singer died about.. four or five years ago? ...ok, so I believe in reincarnation.
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Male 623
The horribly sad part is he sounded more manly then MOST screamo bands.
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Female 116
Hahaha, that was great. I would be proud if he was my kid. XD
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Female 13
Bumblecock, how does an excited kid make you think of Jeffrey Dahmer?
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Female 6
LMFAO! the kid stand to his right!!! thats even better.
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Female 679
OhMaiiGadz.
Lmao!
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Male 563
am I the only one who didn`t like this......?
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Male 643
A young Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Male 1
What I llke even more is the kid standing to his right.
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Female 56
Bit scary >_>
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Female 226
I f`ing love that kid. I don`t know what`s better: him, his mom laughing, or the woman`s voice singing the songs with his screaming over it.
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Female 327
He was totally enjoying himself, good luck to him, if i was his mum i would be soooooo proud.
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Female 1,065
The kid moshes better than the emo kids. Yep.
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Female 333
Gotta love the enthusiasm. He`s got a career as a talk show host in his future.
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Female 553
ADD?
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Male 295
high, maybe?
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Male 713
METALLLL
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Male 1
Link: Most Hardcore Singing Ever [Rate Link] - Three year old rocking out at his preschool graduation.
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