Microsoft Surface Parody

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny

In the future, your computer will be a big-ass table.
There are 98 comments:
Male 20
That`s actually really cool though!!! This is some alien poo lol.
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Male 777
Ummm... that could actually be really useful.
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Female 93
haha-i loved it!

-take da apple!

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Female 96
i liked the "take that apple" part lolz.
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Male 1,114
That looks cool, I want one!! But it`d be kinda hard to hide the fact you were looking at porn from like, your parents or your wife or whatever... Oh well, they probably already knew anyway >.<
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Female 1,398
instead of an ipod, you can have a big-as* table!

LOLLOLOL!!!

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Male 385
Brilliant!
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Female 88
I want, no, NEED one of those things.
But wouldn`t it just be a bitch if you had one, and then had a powercut? ... I know I`d forget how to function without my coffee table.
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Male 3
......... I`m glad to see technology created by Apple designers being marketed by microsoft on a larger scale.....
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Male 86
Gimme one! Id waste my entire years savings and live bankrupt for a couple years for a big @SS table any day!

Haha, that was friggin awesome.

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Male 3
Made by an Apple fanboy, no doubt.
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Male 388
ive always wanted to play with one of those. but id be to worried the government would use it to scan my fingerprints and have a permanent record of me and everything i do on it.....
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Male 274
"How to work your Big-Ass Table --
For Dummies"
the next best seller
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Female 6
I love the sarcasm in this!
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Male 425
Thats actually kinda cool
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Female 878
I want a big ass table.
All my tables suck.
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Male 598
thats cool, i would buy if it was the price of a regualar computer
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Male 204
MUST...BUY...BIG ASS TABLE!
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Male 143
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Male 143
If you go to top rated in IAB one of them is Cool multi touch surface, and it shows the prototype of that which isnt a parody, look how awesome it is
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Male 143
That thing is awesome. I have windows and I plan on getting a Macbook, but after i saw that, i know have respect for microsoft
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Female 1,397
Haha stupid table nobody wants you.
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Male 315
You know, just because they portrayed it as sucky on this, you know, PARODY, doesn`t mean it`s actually going to suck.
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Female 14
Thats a pretty cool idea, the Surface, but the parody was hilarious! Love it! ^____~
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Male 147
LOL FU(KING FUNNY.
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Male 416
If you would be able to put it vertically so you can do it sitting or standing, it would be a usefull item now... it´s just an table.... I mean, it´s not compact, it would be anoying gaming bending over, and I really can´t imagine showing a movie.
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Female 430
i actually thought that was pretty cool. i`d buy it.
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Male 98
So true, no one`s going to buy it. Computers are supposed to be small, but useful. This is a big-ass table that`s useless.


This is a stupid world. I can`t wait until the apocolypse so satan can castrate you bitches.

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Female 913
I want one
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Male 295
I`ll buy it... I got 10000 spare dollars around the couch... lol... wait... now that I think about it, I DO have 10k to spare to buy one...
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Male 130
IT is actually really http://www.microsoft.com/surface/ heres the site
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Female 727
lol I know it`s supposed to be a parody and everything but it looks cool


;0

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Female 458
"You need hands to use the big ass tablet. We here at Microsoft hold true to our belief that if you don`t have hands, you don`t deserve to use our products. Take that handless people."

Haha.

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Male 1,465
Too funny. I still can`t wait till until they become affordable and common place though. It’d be the coolest work desk ever.
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Male 4,246
I think that`s really neat-o!! Except for the sore neck from looking down all the time, the ungodly price tag and the potential for some nasty, nasty stuff to happen on that table-top.
Otherwise, really neat-o.
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Female 1,134
lol your gonna have to tip the table over if you wanna wach porn....i think it would be unconfortable looking down while you jack off to it.... eh well thats my opinon eh but it would be awesome to order your food from that table and look how much a phone would cost
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Male 629
This is real. I saw this in another video.
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Female 169
When i saw that, i thought it would be something apple would do, not microsoft...
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Female 582
Someone was mentioning doing "stuff" with the Window`s surface. Just imagine having "fun" on that table and different suggestions popping up.

"Move down about 2 inches" or "Enjoy that? Try this one!"

Or what about different images? Now you can have fun with a video of the dog watching. :P

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Female 76
haha I`d actually buy that... or at least want it... some cool things on it.
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Male 970
ow thats even worse than vista:
producing things, which already exist in a better form, and make them more expensive and crapier
thats microsoft
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Male 14
that looks amazeing.
if it were real i`d buy one
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Male 1,704
ha, yeah take that apple.
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Male 1,866
hahahaha owned
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Male 1,193
funny but this wasn`t worthy of a 3.6
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Male 315
AHAHAHAHAHA! lol soooo funny. I liked the drinks bit!
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Male 1,404
Damn Kids! Get your butt cheaks off that expensive ass computer!
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Male 21
I hope they Implement that in restaurants like it showed, then I wont ever have to tip snotty ass waitresses for bad service ever again.
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Female 152
Sheesh. Almost every person who commented felt the need to insert a Big Ass Table joke.
Wait... that was kinda fun to say. I want a Big Ass Table! Look at me everyone, with my BIG ASS TABLE! :-O
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Male 114
"the sad thing is... you KNOW some company is gonna make that damn thing"

Uh... the Microsoft Surface actually exists...
http://www.microsoft.com/surface/

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Female 5
the sad thing is... you KNOW some company is gonna make that damn thing
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Male 1,484
my pc i got now does me just fine, plus i dont got enough money so i cant buy one
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Male 986
FTW I WANT ONEEEEE
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Male 986
YEAH!!! Right! Take that poo apple!
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Female 963
LMAO! :-D That was great!
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Male 325
it says its the size of a small car

my ass

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Male 888
LOL take that apple
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Female 269
That`s hilarious! But i think the big ass table is cool still...
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Male 30
I need a big ass table to go with my big ass car, and my big ass. just kidding
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Male 26
"And it`s not an iPhone. It`s a big ass table."

That made me lol.

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Female 263
20 Bucks says that all they have to do is install a toilet for your big @ss on the big @ss table and half of the American population will sellthe dozens of junked up cars in their front lawns to get one.
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Male 907
Bringing a whole new meaning to:
"BILLY! GET OFF THE TABLE!"
"But moooooooom"
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Male 1,364
hahaha that was soo true.
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Female 2,552
Why can`t humans do anything themselves these days? We need computers and robots to do the job for us.
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Female 170
The next day, Apple:
iTable!
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Female 137
Good luck minimizing your porn windows on that thing
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Female 525
o lordd, i can see peoples lives wasting away right now because of that big ass table
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Male 896
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Female 333
i want one!
it looks awsome when the put the drinks on it
woo
=D
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Male 68
Alas, big-ass table computer! I love you! But our love will never be fulfilled, seeing as you`re a big-ass table computer!

I guess I`m trying to say, that I lol`d. Srsly.

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Male 96
...and if you spill your drink on your big ass table you`ll want to die
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Male 645
Meh, Was okay.
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Male 167
lol! i want a big ass table so i can do..urm...stuff....
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Male 160
i`d buy that for a dollar
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Female 18
I want my big-ass table now!! Just a big ass touch screen computer in the middle of your living room. That would be AWESOME.
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Female 854
I still want it!
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Male 733
love it!
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Male 14
wow! that was really well done
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Female 345
Marketing and business studies crackpots will LOVE this. Unnecessary, expensive, shiny, colourful crap that doesn`t offer anything you couldn`t do better with other means? Yep that`s for them ;)
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Male 838
^^^^
Yup! it was presented last year and it`s so cool! It`s a Blue Screen of Death made with two hands on it!
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Male 1,364
the presentation of this already was somehwere on this site. it is real.
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Male 8
i want a big ass computerized table...my tables are boring :(
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Male 319
Socializing with other people is over-rated. I want my big-ass table computer and I want it now!
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Male 554
THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!!
HILARIOUS!
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Male 78
A big ass table FTW!
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Male 888
LOL Microsoft Surface still looks awesome - not for your home, but for businesses.
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Male 54
You need hands to use the big ass tablet. We here at Microsoft hold true to our belief that if you don`t have hands, you don`t deserve to use our products. Take that handless people.
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Female 133
i think your neck would start to hurt after awhile of looking down
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Female 312
But think of the strength you`d gain hauling around your big ass table!

Take that Apple.

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Female 2,084
seriously?? do you really need one of those?? why??
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Female 100
I actually think that is an acceptable idea.
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Male 223
wow, if thats real, i want one, just so i can spend all my money on songs that ive already downloaded off of iTunes!!
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Male 438
I want it
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Male 35
"Take that apple"
I lol`d
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Female 1,596
What about video games? Lol, I want the big assed table now!
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Male 129
lol weird n funny.
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Male 365
HAHAHAHA
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Male 10,115
Link: Microsoft Surface Parody [Rate Link] - In the future, your computer will be a big-ass table.
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