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Date: 06/23/07 02:17 AM

98 Responses to Microsoft Surface Parody

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 22, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    Link: Microsoft Surface Parody - In the future, your computer will be a big-ass table.
  2. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:21 am
    HAHAHAHA
  3. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:21 am
    lol weird n funny.
  4. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:22 am
    What about video games? Lol, I want the big assed table now!
  5. Profile photo of McKyle
    McKyle Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:23 am
    "Take that apple"
    I lol`d
  6. Profile photo of quack_stud
    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I want it
  7. Profile photo of zirak
    zirak Male 13-17
    223 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:42 am
    wow, if thats real, i want one, just so i can spend all my money on songs that ive already downloaded off of iTunes!!
  8. Profile photo of Dark_Entries
    Dark_Entries Female 18-29
    100 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:42 am
    I actually think that is an acceptable idea.
  9. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:56 am
    seriously?? do you really need one of those?? why??
  10. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:58 am
    But think of the strength you`d gain hauling around your big ass table!

    Take that Apple.

  11. Profile photo of moe2the
    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:00 am
    i think your neck would start to hurt after awhile of looking down
  12. Profile photo of JetTheOne
    JetTheOne Male 18-29
    54 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:34 am
    You need hands to use the big ass tablet. We here at Microsoft hold true to our belief that if you don`t have hands, you don`t deserve to use our products. Take that handless people.
  13. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:38 am
    LOL Microsoft Surface still looks awesome - not for your home, but for businesses.
  14. Profile photo of Dukit
    Dukit Male 13-17
    78 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:44 am
    A big ass table FTW!
  15. Profile photo of thecite
    thecite Male 13-17
    554 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:06 am
    THAT WAS FANTASTIC!!!
    HILARIOUS!
  16. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:28 am
    Socializing with other people is over-rated. I want my big-ass table computer and I want it now!
  17. Profile photo of c411um
    c411um Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:36 am
    i want a big ass computerized table...my tables are boring :(
  18. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:57 am
    the presentation of this already was somehwere on this site. it is real.
  19. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:06 am
    ^^^^
    Yup! it was presented last year and it`s so cool! It`s a Blue Screen of Death made with two hands on it!
  20. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:19 am
    Marketing and business studies crackpots will LOVE this. Unnecessary, expensive, shiny, colourful crap that doesn`t offer anything you couldn`t do better with other means? Yep that`s for them ;)
  21. Profile photo of Godzilla27
    Godzilla27 Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:20 am
    wow! that was really well done
  22. Profile photo of madmax11
    madmax11 Male 18-29
    733 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:34 am
    love it!
  23. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:39 am
    I still want it!
  24. Profile photo of Bananabananz
    Bananabananz Female 13-17
    18 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:40 am
    I want my big-ass table now!! Just a big ass touch screen computer in the middle of your living room. That would be AWESOME.
  25. Profile photo of Orgasmo
    Orgasmo Male 18-29
    160 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 6:25 am
    i`d buy that for a dollar
  26. Profile photo of rofl-sockz13
    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 6:25 am
    lol! i want a big ass table so i can do..urm...stuff....
  27. Profile photo of T3h-Wraith
    T3h-Wraith Male 13-17
    645 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:41 am
    Meh, Was okay.
  28. Profile photo of omgwtflol
    omgwtflol Male 18-29
    96 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 8:02 am
    ...and if you spill your drink on your big ass table you`ll want to die
  29. Profile photo of LoudIsGood
    LoudIsGood Male 13-17
    68 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 8:13 am
    Alas, big-ass table computer! I love you! But our love will never be fulfilled, seeing as you`re a big-ass table computer!

    I guess I`m trying to say, that I lol`d. Srsly.

  30. Profile photo of Titter
    Titter Female 13-17
    333 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:06 am
    i want one!
    it looks awsome when the put the drinks on it
    woo
    =D
  31. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:17 am
    Warcraft 3 on a "Big Ass Table"
  32. Profile photo of tgirl149
    tgirl149 Female 13-17
    525 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:27 am
    o lordd, i can see peoples lives wasting away right now because of that big ass table
  33. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
    Good luck minimizing your porn windows on that thing
  34. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:38 am
    The next day, Apple:
    iTable!
  35. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
    Why can`t humans do anything themselves these days? We need computers and robots to do the job for us.
  36. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 11:07 am
    hahaha that was soo true.
  37. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 11:59 am
    Bringing a whole new meaning to:
    "BILLY! GET OFF THE TABLE!"
    "But moooooooom"
  38. Profile photo of Rock_On37
    Rock_On37 Female 13-17
    263 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    20 Bucks says that all they have to do is install a toilet for your big @ss on the big @ss table and half of the American population will sellthe dozens of junked up cars in their front lawns to get one.
  39. Profile photo of polerawk
    polerawk Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    "And it`s not an iPhone. It`s a big ass table."

    That made me lol.

  40. Profile photo of IammeoramI
    IammeoramI Male 13-17
    30 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    I need a big ass table to go with my big ass car, and my big ass. just kidding
  41. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    That`s hilarious! But i think the big ass table is cool still...
  42. Profile photo of Itsdude56
    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    LOL take that apple
  43. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    it says its the size of a small car

    my ass

  44. Profile photo of artistchick7
    artistchick7 Female 18-29
    963 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 2:39 pm
    LMAO! :-D That was great!
  45. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:16 pm
    YEAH!!! Right! Take that poo apple!
  46. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:17 pm
    FTW I WANT ONEEEEE
  47. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    my pc i got now does me just fine, plus i dont got enough money so i cant buy one
  48. Profile photo of mOBSCENExx
    mOBSCENExx Female 13-17
    5 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    the sad thing is... you KNOW some company is gonna make that damn thing
  49. Profile photo of Eva_unit01
    Eva_unit01 Male 13-17
    114 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:52 pm
    "the sad thing is... you KNOW some company is gonna make that damn thing"

    Uh... the Microsoft Surface actually exists...
    http://www.microsoft.com/surface/

  50. Profile photo of kikikitkat
    kikikitkat Female 13-17
    152 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    Sheesh. Almost every person who commented felt the need to insert a Big Ass Table joke.
    Wait... that was kinda fun to say. I want a Big Ass Table! Look at me everyone, with my BIG ASS TABLE! :-O
  51. Profile photo of Skie_Lok
    Skie_Lok Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    I hope they Implement that in restaurants like it showed, then I wont ever have to tip snotty ass waitresses for bad service ever again.
  52. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    Damn Kids! Get your butt cheaks off that expensive ass computer!
  53. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    AHAHAHAHAHA! lol soooo funny. I liked the drinks bit!
  54. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:12 pm
    funny but this wasn`t worthy of a 3.6
  55. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    hahahaha owned
  56. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    ha, yeah take that apple.
  57. Profile photo of iwillbemyend
    iwillbemyend Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    that looks amazeing.
    if it were real i`d buy one
  58. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    ow thats even worse than vista:
    producing things, which already exist in a better form, and make them more expensive and crapier
    thats microsoft
  59. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 6:30 pm
    haha I`d actually buy that... or at least want it... some cool things on it.
  60. Profile photo of obhwfgirl
    obhwfgirl Female 18-29
    582 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    Someone was mentioning doing "stuff" with the Window`s surface. Just imagine having "fun" on that table and different suggestions popping up.

    "Move down about 2 inches" or "Enjoy that? Try this one!"

    Or what about different images? Now you can have fun with a video of the dog watching. :P

  61. Profile photo of saenzoflife
    saenzoflife Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    When i saw that, i thought it would be something apple would do, not microsoft...
  62. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:05 pm
    This is real. I saw this in another video.
  63. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    lol your gonna have to tip the table over if you wanna wach porn....i think it would be unconfortable looking down while you jack off to it.... eh well thats my opinon eh but it would be awesome to order your food from that table and look how much a phone would cost
  64. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    I think that`s really neat-o!! Except for the sore neck from looking down all the time, the ungodly price tag and the potential for some nasty, nasty stuff to happen on that table-top.
    Otherwise, really neat-o.
  65. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Too funny. I still can`t wait till until they become affordable and common place though. It’d be the coolest work desk ever.
  66. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    "You need hands to use the big ass tablet. We here at Microsoft hold true to our belief that if you don`t have hands, you don`t deserve to use our products. Take that handless people."

    Haha.

  67. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 8:22 pm
    lol I know it`s supposed to be a parody and everything but it looks cool


    ;0

  68. Profile photo of nop9001
    nop9001 Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    IT is actually really http://www.microsoft.com/surface/ heres the site
  69. Profile photo of ADRUNKHOBO
    ADRUNKHOBO Male 18-29
    295 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 9:48 pm
    I`ll buy it... I got 10000 spare dollars around the couch... lol... wait... now that I think about it, I DO have 10k to spare to buy one...
  70. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    June 23, 2007 at 10:14 pm
    I want one
  71. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:18 am
    So true, no one`s going to buy it. Computers are supposed to be small, but useful. This is a big-ass table that`s useless.


    This is a stupid world. I can`t wait until the apocolypse so satan can castrate you bitches.

  72. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:49 am
    i actually thought that was pretty cool. i`d buy it.
  73. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:27 am
    If you would be able to put it vertically so you can do it sitting or standing, it would be a usefull item now... it´s just an table.... I mean, it´s not compact, it would be anoying gaming bending over, and I really can´t imagine showing a movie.
  74. Profile photo of your_majesty
    your_majesty Male 13-17
    147 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:32 am
    LOL FU(KING FUNNY.
  75. Profile photo of MaxWest
    MaxWest Female 13-17
    14 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
    Thats a pretty cool idea, the Surface, but the parody was hilarious! Love it! ^____~
  76. Profile photo of Aramil
    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    You know, just because they portrayed it as sucky on this, you know, PARODY, doesn`t mean it`s actually going to suck.
  77. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    Haha stupid table nobody wants you.
  78. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:52 pm
    That thing is awesome. I have windows and I plan on getting a Macbook, but after i saw that, i know have respect for microsoft
  79. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    If you go to top rated in IAB one of them is Cool multi touch surface, and it shows the prototype of that which isnt a parody, look how awesome it is
  80. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    In fact no. watch this http://www.ted.com/index.php/talks/view/...
  81. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    MUST...BUY...BIG ASS TABLE!
  82. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:54 pm
    thats cool, i would buy if it was the price of a regualar computer
  83. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    I want a big ass table.
    All my tables suck.
  84. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:25 pm
    Thats actually kinda cool
  85. Profile photo of diavolo13
    diavolo13 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    I love the sarcasm in this!
  86. Profile photo of 23scadu
    23scadu Male 18-29
    274 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:50 pm
    "How to work your Big-Ass Table --
    For Dummies"
    the next best seller
  87. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:39 am
    ive always wanted to play with one of those. but id be to worried the government would use it to scan my fingerprints and have a permanent record of me and everything i do on it.....
  88. Profile photo of someone252
    someone252 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:40 am
    Made by an Apple fanboy, no doubt.
  89. Profile photo of smells_like
    smells_like Male 18-29
    86 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:00 am
    Gimme one! Id waste my entire years savings and live bankrupt for a couple years for a big @SS table any day!

    Haha, that was friggin awesome.

  90. Profile photo of JustKickinIt
    JustKickinIt Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    ......... I`m glad to see technology created by Apple designers being marketed by microsoft on a larger scale.....
  91. Profile photo of hazelofglass
    hazelofglass Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 10:14 am
    I want, no, NEED one of those things.
    But wouldn`t it just be a bitch if you had one, and then had a powercut? ... I know I`d forget how to function without my coffee table.
  92. Profile photo of WhatInThe42o
    WhatInThe42o Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    Brilliant!
  93. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 29, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    instead of an ipod, you can have a big-as* table!

    LOLLOLOL!!!

  94. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    That looks cool, I want one!! But it`d be kinda hard to hide the fact you were looking at porn from like, your parents or your wife or whatever... Oh well, they probably already knew anyway >.<
  95. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:58 am
    i liked the "take that apple" part lolz.
  96. Profile photo of dontclickme
    dontclickme Female 13-17
    93 posts
    September 17, 2007 at 7:27 pm
    haha-i loved it!

    -take da apple!

  97. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    January 21, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    Ummm... that could actually be really useful.
  98. Profile photo of Filipenis
    Filipenis Male 13-17
    20 posts
    September 2, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    That`s actually really cool though!!! This is some alien poo lol.

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