Microsoft Bans Hitler

Submitted by: leslie9800 10 years ago in Funny
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His ultimate downfall.
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Male 23
hitler playing a wii, lol
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Male 690
rofl??????????????????????????????
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Male 732
Funny thing is, "It`s all over now" was actually translated accurately.
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Female 5
Um. Wow. I wonder where the hell that came from.
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Female 920
I can`t play X-Box anymore ;_;...
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Male 564
Not bothering to read all of the comments so.....

THE REAL REASON WHY HITLER COMMITED SUICED.....
He couldn`t play his xbox live.

Great though...

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Male 416
Hmm... subtitles don`t really work that well if you can mostly understand it. Still amusing.
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Male 74
h0ax_d3m0n no its not. Its 200 dollars more for nothing an average Joe would use. wii60


oh and funny vid.

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Male 6
finally after years of endless torturing that this man has caused to my race that i didn`t have to endure because luckily i was born a few years later, his Microsoft live account is banned.... SCORE!
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Female 2
this is from the movie the downfall!
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Male 167
hahahahahaha,ahh
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Male 2,605
"I don`t hold that against you; in fact, I think it`s quite fitting in respect to your avatar..."

*sigh*

"Insane or just evil?"

I vote neither. I doubt he was insane in a scientific sense of the word and what is good and what is evil is just a matter of personal opinion.

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Male 287
Would you like some cheese with that whine, mein fuhrer?
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Male 58
so damn funny
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Male 69
Those of you going on about whether Hitler was mentally ill or not, I invite you to look at this article, "Insane or just evil?", http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.ht...
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Male 2,510
it was fine until i realised this is an elaberate anti PS3 ad.

PS3 is better than xbox...any fool can see that, its a generation ahead, pull ur head out of your ass.

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Male 3,631
"Psychology is a personal interest of mine and if I see a need to defend its principles, I will."

I don`t hold that against you; in fact, I think it`s quite fitting in respect to your avatar...

Hylian Ninja: "Yeah, you just lied to yourself. You need to stop that, as it`s not healthy. I know I want to take over the world, and the fact that Hitler got as far as he did is inspif*ckinrational."

You know that pre-emptive rebuttal wasn`t applicable to me, right?

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Male 1,029
Niyou77 on quoting larajunky - Well, my thoughts exactly what the hell is her/his problem with Adolf?
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Male 1,029
Saw this on youtube first. And I own the movie on DVD. Hell, I have so much Hitler and WWII stuff in my house you would think I was his personal stalker.
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Male 902
Hitler is one of my personal heroes, but even I know the motherf*cker was insane.

Charismatic and intelligent as well, but nuckin` futs all the same.

note: I`m not a genocidal bastard or one of those white supremacy characters, but this particular genocidal bastard TOOK OVER EUROPE. Let that sink in, and then say you don`t look up to him.

Yeah, you just lied to yourself. You need to stop that, as it`s not healthy. I know I want to take over the world, and the fact that Hitler got as far as he did is inspif*ckinrational.

I`m going to hell.

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Female 878
That was fantastic.
One more point to the jews.
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Male 2,605
"Ah Overmann, the only screename I know who would sooner defend Hitler than myself; interesting."

My statements have no where near as much to do with defending Hitler as they do with discouraging the misnomer of calling sane or violent people `psycho` or `crazy`. Psychology is a personal interest of mine and if I see a need to defend its principles, I will.

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Male 134
thats the funniest thing ive seen all year
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Male 2,513
Don`t worry Hitler, you can still play Golden Eye.
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Female 1,398
`don`t worry dear, he`s not that desparate`
ROFLMFAO!!!! THE PS3 SUCKS!
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Male 1
yeah seriously maneater^
what about all the good things hitler did?
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Female 488
What a horrible imitation of Hitler.
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Female 674
Spppppringtime for Hitler...
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Female 110
yes, that was well done.
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Male 3,631
Ah Overmann, the only screename I know who would sooner defend Hitler than myself; interesting. And Lara, how exactly am I a jackass?
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Female 1,002
"I repeat :
Hitler was a psycho and deserves to rot in hell and Suicism is still a jacka*ss.
If the shoe fits, wear it."

Nononono, I am a good example of a psycho. He just went a little power crazy.

WHEEEEEEEEEEE
MONKEYMONKEYMONKEY FLY AWAY FLYFLYFLY
ONGZ NO WAI YOU STOLE DAH ONOMAETOPIA EL STUPIDO

...see?

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Male 2,605
"I repeat :
Hitler was a psycho and deserves to rot in hell and Suicism is still a jacka*ss.

If the shoe fits, wear it."

Yeah, but if you have to rip the shoe to shreds of leather with a pair of scissors to make them fit, is the shoe worth keeping let alone wearing?

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Female 1,002
NINTENDO SIXTY FOOOOOOOOOOOUR!
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Male 1,039
LOL, hilarious. If you understand German turn the sound off. It`s much funnier.

Thankfully we have the 360 to actually enjoy games on. Sold my PS3 2 weeks ago so I could put money down on 7 exclusive 360 games I wanted. Stupid Sony and their over hyped system. Nothing like having a whopping 2 or 3 good games on a freak`n $600+ system. I do enjoy the Wii though.

I would feel the same if I was banned .... lol.

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Male 1,485
ha ha haaaaaaa, i hate the way that every 1 in my school goes on non stop about x-box 360, 1 guy even turned down his girlfriend to play on his x-box.

god i hate the stupid x-box

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Female 1,832
I repeat :
Hitler was a psycho and deserves to rot in hell and Suicism is still a jacka*ss.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

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Male 151
Awwwwwww poor Hitler :-( *hugz*
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Male 51
itsdude56 hitler sucks balls y be srry for him wen half ur friends or u woudnt be alive also if my grampa didnt move from germany b4 hitler came to power id probably wouldnt exist so think he killed inasint ppl for nothing o and also jews didnt kill jesus thats wat hitler used so ppl woud believe him

hitler got pwn lol

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Male 888
lmao
that short movie actually made me feel sry for hitler..
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Male 60
It`s not that funny without a firefight...
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Female 159
LMFAO That was brilliant!
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Male 60
Haha that was awesome!
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Male 250
[quote]On 6/11/2007 9:37:09 AM Oggleboppite wrote: Well, now that he can`t play Xbox live, there`s only one solution. The FINAL solution.[/quote]
Thanks microsoft.
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Male 81
tjames is right. i`ve seen the movie too, it`s really good.
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Male 2,605
"There`s a fine line between Insanity and Genius."

Ehhh... no. It`s perfectly acceptable to be highly intelligent and not be afflicted with some psychoses or another. Extremely high intelligence can perhaps be attributable to some abnormality, but not necessarily insanity. At no point did Hitler seem irrational or not in his own, though misguided mind.

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Male 1,882
It was all right, I guess...
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Male 1
does anyone know the original words to the movie?
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Male 11
[quote]On 6/11/2007 10:54:35 PM Overmann wrote: "Hitler was a psycho, he deserves to rot in hell. & Suicism is a jack/ass." Though you may be right about Suicism being a jackass, I disagree with Hitler being a psycho. He was clearly very intelligent and made only a few, ultimately fatal strategic mistakes. While he may have been grievously misguided, I see no reason to go out of one`s way and call him a "psycho" when he realisitically wasn`t.[/quote]

There`s a fine line between Insanity and Genius.

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Male 2,605
"Hitler was a psycho, he deserves to rot in hell. & Suicism is a jack/ass."

Though you may be right about Suicism being a jackass, I disagree with Hitler being a psycho. He was clearly very intelligent and made only a few, ultimately fatal strategic mistakes. While he may have been grievously misguided, I see no reason to go out of one`s way and call him a "psycho" when he realisitically wasn`t.

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Male 1,496
What the hell is wrong with an N64? I wish i still had my the ol` sixfour back. D:
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Male 919
Lol That was so funny, 4 stars.
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Male 549
hahah silly hitler
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Male 2,486
Microsoft should be charged with starting the Holocaust.
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Male 1,465
Wtf? I tried submitting this on Saturday… Grrrrr.

Still funny though.

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Male 126
There was another version of this where Hitler lost his car. Both are pretty good.
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Male 11
yeah, not really funny if you understand him
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Female 221
Awesome video and the actual movie was great.
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Female 359
LMFAO!

Freaking epic! I`m going to be watching this for weeks.

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Male 1,149
ROFL... 4/4!
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Male 701
i loled
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Male 629
And everyone knows the PS3 Sucks.
Wii is great, but Hitler wouldn`t play it since it`s more for a younger audience.
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Male 52
The original movie is kinda gross (I`m referring to the amputating part)... but yeah. Intersting....
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Male 382
Der Untergang - brilliant movie.
This skit, equally clever - you see, if you take something good and add something good to it, good will come of it.
Like irish coffee - most people use mediocre coffee and pooty whiskey. NO! Use the best whiskey you can find, something soft and going easy on the peatiness. Brew a first class coffee - mix...
And perfection is attained.
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Male 104
Oggleboppite
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
"Well, now that he can`t play Xbox live, there`s only one solution.
The FINAL solution."

You crossed a line, buddy. The line between `funny` and `roflpmslol` XD

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Female 2,084
what movie was this taken from?
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Male 121
LOL!!! i mean seriously ROFL it`s so stupid, i mean noone in real life could have had that moustache, annoying subtitles tho. ROFL it looks like a comb
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Male 273
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! "RUNNING AROUND AS A MAD ITALIAN JUMPING ON GOD DAMN TURTLES!"
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Male 2,781
ERK..
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Male 195
haha thats hilarious, i saw the actual movie that clip was from and it was a great clip that matched the words perfectly
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Male 276
Seriously, that is the best of it`s kind I`ve ever seen. Very well thought out and utterly hilarious.
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Male 165
I thought that at the end he was going to say something like, "Get my military plans, we are going to invade the Microsoft Headquarters. Contact Apple Corporation, see if we can make an alliance..."
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Male 2
just me or did anyone pick up on the mistake? one of the dudes said the scan started at 3am or 0300 but the console is discovered at 2:15am or 0215??? my mistake or theirs?
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Female 818
...what? XD
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Male 3,631
larajunky, Niyou77: haven`t either of you two ever heard of irony?
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Male 274
if they didnt swear so mich it would have been funnier. i mean if every other word is f*uck its just not funny though i thought most of it was
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Male 59
so THATS why hitler killed himself, and all along we thought its cos he saw the gas bill!
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Male 689
maybe if he wasnt a douchebag modder, they wouldn`t have banned him.

(my mods are better anyway)

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Male 325
get a ps3 it much better
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Female 362
This was really funny.
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Male 266
nice work!
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Male 193
Not funny if you understand what they`re saying, but I don`t, so it`s funny as hell
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Female 1,065
F*CK THE BOWLING GAME!!!!

That was hilarious..

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Female 815
Why doesn`t he get a Nintendo DS? F*cking Moron.
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Male 300
To xxxana - native English speakers learn much from hearing conversation, and not from reading books to get all the grammar right. So in real life when people say "could`ve", as a shortened form of "could have", you can`t blame people for mistaking it as "could of". People learning English from books don`t suffer this problem. Not that it doesn`t annoy me, but that`s essentially why people make the mistake.

Spelling annoys me more than grammar. Especially how when the video was buffering it showed the dreadful spelling of unfortunately in the subtitles. Wasn`t too bad overall, but didn`t really make sense to me. Play offline, silly Hitler! And why would you give up the war to play with a Wii as opposed to a 360? And what has Hitler got against N64s? I hope the person thinks it through next time, it just sounded overdone to me.

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Female 19
Wow, that was really funny. But I felt like if I laughed I`d go to hell.
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Male 468
sooo funny..i loved it
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Male 431
[quote]On 6/11/2007 9:49:54 AM Niyou77 wrote: Suicism, what the hell is your problem? Racist bastards like you shouldn`t be on the internet.[/quote]
Don`t be stupid, everyone has the right to say what they like.

I thought that was really funny. It`s a good film aswell.

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Male 185
I feel sorry for the man.
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Female 45
ahaha i love the crackdown reference with the agility orbs. i just finished that stupid game. i hated it, yet i couldn`t stop playing..
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Male 946
xxxana i thought that too even though i am british haha. and yes why would he want to play his n64 if that aint online either???
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Male 1,217
hahaha very well done.
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Male 58
Suicism, what the hell is your problem? Racist bastards like you shouldn`t be on the internet.
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Female 33
I like that movie. A lot. This was really stupid.
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Male 180
Well, now that he can`t play Xbox live, there`s only one solution.

The FINAL solution.

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Male 66
So not only was Hitler a decent painter, he had a Gamerscore of over 2000. A well rounded man.
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Male 2,958
1. Why does he say he has to play N64 now when the reason he`s freaking out is not having online capabilities?
2. Why does he say "cancel my subscription" if he was already banned?

Pretty damn funny, aside from that.

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Female 1,832
Hitler was a psycho, he deserves to rot in hell. & Suicism is a jack/ass.
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Female 170
This is pretty old... I saw it a while ago.
Still funny though.
"Microsoft has turned its back on me for the last time..."
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Male 128
"Hitler gives up war to play with his Wii."
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Male 126
[grammar nazi] Why do Americans and Brits have so much trouble with have/of, why do they write "how could this of happened?" instead of "how could this have happened?" ???
Is it really that hard? People with English as second language understand this better than native English speakers for some odd reason...
[/grammar nazi]
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Male 95
did anyone notice how it actually sed "windows live" instead of "xbox live"?

lol "hes not that desperate!"

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Female 9
that was complete genius
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Female 221
wouldn`t it be great if that really happened? haha... "running around as a mad italian jumping on f*cking turtles!" priceless!!
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Male 838
So why can`t he buy a MAC? It would screw the Microsoft monopoly right in the face! LOL
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Male 1,385
recycled with different words, blah
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Male 1,931
"Don`t worry, he`s not that desperate" ROFL priceless
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Male 957
very nice
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Female 1,496
Yea, I didn`t get it. I was at first ignoring the subtitles, then realizing the lame ass joke was the subtitles.
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Female 13
wow...so annoying if you understand German...brain getting two different messages!!! argh!
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Female 345
Too bad the subtitle has nothing to do with the spoken text. That sort of ruins the joke if you understand them ;)
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Male 3,631
Moron, great poop link by the way; again... Anyway, now that Hitler is dead at last, can the Jews and N*ggers finally stop bringing him up?
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Male 1,263
Lmfao
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Female 56
what does he mean how much fun can he have with super mario...i love that game!
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Male 452
So true....
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Male 2,486
RUNNING AROUND AS A MAD ITALIAN JUMPING ON F*CKING TURTLES.


lmao.

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Male 2,605
I didn`t find it particularly funny, though perhaps I`m baised. I happened to love the movie that served as the source of the footage (Der Untergang, brilliant German-made movie about Hitler`s last days) and I don`t especially like console gaming.
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Male 161
ROFL
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Male 429
Dam...If Hitler can`t play Halo 3, then he`ll be in depression forever
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Female 3,562
Absolutely hilarious. Hitler was the worst gamer ever. Genius.
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Male 610
"F**k the F**king bowling game!" Lol
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Male 294
The original version is about his personal secretary. Its a good movie.
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Female 168
Moron. You`re a moran.
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Male 72
XBOX IS NUMBER 1
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Male 213
wow... that was AMAZING. "fu*ck the fu*cking bowling game" lmao... i love the bowling game... "don`t worry, he`s not that desperate" YES. I`m favoriting this... seriously made me laugh :P
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Female 168
Haha, priceless.
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Male 82
Link: Microsoft Bans Hitler [Rate Link] - His ultimate downfall.
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