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Date: 06/30/07 02:16 AM

79 Responses to Lazy Pirate Day

  1. Profile photo of raffe
    raffe Male 30-39
    11 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:50 am
    Link: Lazy Pirate Day - Captain Jack raps.
  2. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:19 am
    . . . . . wtf?
  3. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:21 am
    like, really, how people make this things??? who sponsors them? their mothers should have told them better
  4. Profile photo of iouaname673
    iouaname673 Female 18-29
    243 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:24 am
    well, my life is now complete. someone kill me
  5. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Love Capin Jack ... yummmmmm
  6. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:29 am
    Okay ... j/k this sucjed. Why does almost everything have to be rap??
  7. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:30 am
    LOL @ sucjed. gotta lay off the *sauce* I guess ... I meant *sucked*
  8. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Lamest pirate ever.
  9. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Who gave this 4 stars?
  10. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:37 am
    ^^ LOL
  11. Profile photo of 14u2njoy
    14u2njoy Female 13-17
    76 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:44 am
    omg...
  12. Profile photo of Lorynne
    Lorynne Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:45 am
    I tried, but I had to make it stop. Maybe I just don`t have a sense of humour, that really didn`t seem witty at all.
  13. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:50 am
    4 seconds of listening eeeeeeeeeeeeekkkk (runs for the hills)
  14. Profile photo of Kharrut1
    Kharrut1 Female 18-29
    83 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:55 am
    EPIC MOVIE!!!!!!! The rap was alot funnier in better context.
  15. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:58 am
    I think my ears are bleeding.

    We may need medical service in the studio.

  16. Profile photo of IceWater
    IceWater Male 13-17
    155 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Capitan Jack Swallows.
  17. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:11 am
    One of the gayest scenes from one of the gayest movies ever.
  18. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:21 am
    ^^ amen
  19. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Zerocyde... are you a tripfag or something?

    You must have missed all the ladies dancing.

  20. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:33 am
    It`s from Epic Movie, boy that movie sucked
  21. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:00 am
    Well, that just wasted 20 seconds of my life. I knew there was a very good reason I never wanted to watch any movie in this crap genre.
  22. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:03 am
    So they showed the Captain Crunch box as a subliminal message...

    Lame...

  23. Profile photo of KimonoThief
    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:28 am
    I wholeheartedly concur with those above me who expressed their dislike of the sh*tfest that is Epic Movie.
  24. Profile photo of beanboy
    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:27 am
    I like it when the purple nurple flew threw the elephant`s peepee then exploded in a midget`s left kidney.
  25. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:35 am
    pirates are awesome :)
  26. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:49 am
    Epic Movie was so poor! Its not parody if you just copy scenes and stuff.
  27. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 5:54 am
    One of the saving graces (if you can call it that) of Epic Movie. It`s so lame that it`s laughable.

    And Captain Jack Swallows still makes me chuckle everytime I hear his name being spoken.

  28. Profile photo of muckseen
    muckseen Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 6:02 am
    Captain Jack swallows. Yup, I`d say that`s about right >.> perhaps Johnny Depp would agree. He was meant to be ambiguous
  29. Profile photo of hermy81290
    hermy81290 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 7:03 am
    Epic movie was a quite funny movie ( well in my opinion) and this `sketch` is much funnier when you are watching the actual movie. Although I must admit, some of epic movie was simply stupid and not funny at all.
  30. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 7:19 am
    they call themselves priates? pfffffffff

    YOU WILL NEVA EVA BEAT
    THESE PIRATES

  31. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 8:26 am
    Pretty damn creative. :)
  32. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:18 am
    good thing theres no spoiler or anything
  33. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:20 am
    elHadji, i never know where that sound came from. but it figures its from that creepy show.
  34. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1455 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:33 am
    sound? what sound?

    if you mean the song, its from lazytown :-p

  35. Profile photo of LugNut33
    LugNut33 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:37 am
    zOMG epic move had such great potential why did it have to suck so much :( :( :(
  36. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:59 am
    boo!
  37. Profile photo of polerawk
    polerawk Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 10:03 am
    Those girls were hot.
  38. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 10:23 am
    That ain`t just a short vid......It`s from Epic Movie! That movie suked by the way don`t see it or buy it or think about it.....*shudders*
  39. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 10:55 am
    they make fun of him in Epic movie too...
  40. Profile photo of cheeselova93
    cheeselova93 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:05 am
    aussie glow - that was epic movie. EPIC MOVIE SUCKED SOOOOOOOOO BAD
  41. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:32 am
    thats from epic movie
  42. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    couldn`t watch the whole thing.
  43. Profile photo of cardmodeler
    cardmodeler Male 13-17
    14 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    `Pirated` from Epic Movie.
  44. Profile photo of guardateciel
    guardateciel Female 18-29
    727 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    ok that was incredibly annoying and they could at least make jack have brown eyes like johnny
  45. Profile photo of Map750
    Map750 Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    On 6/30/2007 7:19:12 AM elHadji wrote: they call themselves priates? pfffffffff YOU WILL NEVA EVA BEAT THESE PIRATES

    That video pwned this "Lazy Pirate Day" video.
    Although, as far as pirate videos/songs go, I`m pretty sure that this one is the best of the three.

  46. Profile photo of MuseofSatie
    MuseofSatie Female 18-29
    67 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    Yeah. This was the worst part of Epic Movie (and there were A LOT of bad parts in that movie).
  47. Profile photo of kmuggee
    kmuggee Female 13-17
    681 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:06 pm
    why does every rap music video have to include girls shaking their stuff in the camera? wow.. pathetic
  48. Profile photo of 72tour
    72tour Male 13-17
    222 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    That was terrible.
  49. Profile photo of PinkFloyd07
    PinkFloyd07 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    ...Their rap sucked, it didn`t rhyme... Plus rap just sucks in general. Not funny..
  50. Profile photo of shishkabob
    shishkabob Male 13-17
    180 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    at their silly attempt to make fun of pirates of the carribean, it didn`t work at all. in fact it makes me wanna watch one of the movies
  51. Profile photo of polerawk
    polerawk Male 13-17
    26 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    Epic Movie was just terrible. It was bad from beginning to end.
  52. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    It`s to bad 1 is as low as it goes...
  53. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Oh and lazytown owns.
  54. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    I saw this movie with my parents. Need I say more?
  55. Profile photo of xMo0kie
    xMo0kie Female 13-17
    145 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    epic movie. wwoww
  56. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    and, yes, the movie was at an ungodly level of suck.
  57. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:16 pm
    Oh joy, this again.
  58. Profile photo of Ditas
    Ditas Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    That was soooo crappy... anyway, it`s just my opinion..
  59. Profile photo of TheMetal
    TheMetal Male 13-17
    29 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 8:12 pm
    isnt it "Bad luck" to have women on a pirate ship ... especialy them .. wouldnt it be hard to do your piratly duties with giant boobs in your face ,????
  60. Profile photo of stagemaniac7
    stagemaniac7 Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 9:52 pm
    XD it`s from Epic Movie.
  61. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:05 pm
    Wow. This is shameful to the Wayans Brothers who created Scary Movie 1 & 2 which were actually funny. Then some white ass hole made 3 & 4 which ruined the series and made it really stupid and korny. Then, some other douches made Date Movie and Epic Movie which was further beating a not-funny, dead horse. WTF >-(
  62. Profile photo of just_nobody
    just_nobody Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    Um. Lame.
  63. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    June 30, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    repeatt
  64. Profile photo of random42
    random42 Female 13-17
    2 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 12:00 am
    The actual movie is OK. (Duh, its got Orlando Bloom in it!!!)

    This is just pathetic.

  65. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 1:18 am
    photoshopped!!!!!
  66. Profile photo of Cat_Kicker
    Cat_Kicker Male 18-29
    65 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 1:48 am
    captain jack sparrow = best pirate ever
  67. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 3:57 am
    Fecking stupid. The movie AND the clip
  68. Profile photo of 4x4Master
    4x4Master Male 18-29
    220 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 3:58 am
    You guys are so stupid, this is from EPIC MOVIE..
  69. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 7:49 am
    Yay, epic movie was very very funny, however, some parts sucked... None the less, I liked this part :-D
  70. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    There are two sides of opinion for this clip. The people that are huge fans of Pirates of the Carribean that hate Epic Movie for making fun of possibly the best pirate ever. And the people that think Epic Movie was funny, and not an incredibly stupid and lame attempt at making things funny. Did they really think they would make money by making a parody? HELLO! Parodies stopped being funny after Scary Movie 2.
  71. Profile photo of cheeselova93
    cheeselova93 Male 13-17
    91 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 6:05 pm
    "Wow. This is shameful to the Wayans Brothers who created Scary Movie 1 & 2 which were actually funny. Then some white ass hole made 3 & 4 which ruined the series and made it really stupid and korny. Then, some other douches made Date Movie and Epic Movie which was further beating a not-funny, dead horse. WTF " - irule40


    okay jackass. Sm 1+2 were good. 3 was awesome. 4 was good 2. Just becuz black ppl didnt make it means it sucks. Date movie wasnt horrible. Epic movie was. But dont be a doushe. SHUT THE FU<K UP

  72. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 6:31 pm
    ^Next time, spell douche right. Also, I wasn`t saying just because he was white it sucked, I was saying that it sucked because the guy was the exact opposite of the people who made one and two. Three and four sucked dick and you know it.
  73. Profile photo of LUVPEACE90
    LUVPEACE90 Female 13-17
    348 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 6:53 pm
    Stupid
  74. Profile photo of sickntired
    sickntired Female 13-17
    8 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    epic movie sucked, the funniest part of that whole thing was the `craken`
  75. Profile photo of LuvGabeDamon
    LuvGabeDamon Female 13-17
    11 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 10:11 pm
    I loved that movie. =] I`m probably the only one, though.
  76. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    I will not look at anyone who is trying to play Jack Sparrow unless it is Johnny Depp...
    *drools*
  77. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    EPIC MOVIE!! xD I just watched that like an hour ago
  78. Profile photo of Emerlee
    Emerlee Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 2, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    thats from epic movie..jack swallows XD
  79. Profile photo of ninjacache
    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    Bad part of a Worst movie. Those parodies should of ended with Scary Movie I.

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