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Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Weird
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Human breast milk for vegans. No animals harmed!
There are 69 comments:
Female 3
Ew. I`m a vegan (vegan`s rule, but the way) and the idea of drinking human milk is just as disgusting, if not slightly more disgusting, than drinking milk from a cow. I`ll stick to soy, thank you!
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Male 498
uhhhi amnt going to say anything
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Male 53
................................w.t.f
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Female 98
I`m a bit scared here. And after reading the comments here, it`s brought up some good points.

It is weird and gross to imagine drinking the breastmilk from a woman that`s not even your mother, but it`s still kinda wierd that we drink milk from cows and goats. And- Aw, damn Im gonna give it a rest, I spend too much time on the internet. ><;;

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Male 8
im gna throw up..
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Male 1
Anyone see these t-shirts? What a riot. I`m buying these for my vegan/vegetarian friends. They`ll flip!
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Male 1,370
this BETTER be a joke!
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Male 1,866
women are the cows of the world...
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Male 70
this seems almost satanistic
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Female 416
Wow thats (emmm) diffrent. btw YUP_IM_BORED Shut the f*ck up.
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Female 195
Glocktypus wrote: I don`t get Vegans and veggies who eat meat flavored items, it makes no sense, so they like the taste of meat!

Its usually not the taste of meat that keeps them from eating it...its that they think that eating any kind of animal is inhumane. I dont agree...but lets not get too far into it now...

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Female 195
ok. I have a few things to say...
1)that is obviously a fake joke for those of you who still dont get it.
2) It doesnt hurt a cow to milk it. The huge factories with the milkers and the inhuman ways? yes, wrong, but milking a cow in a humane way is good for the cow!
3)that was really stupid, not funny, and terribly sexist.
ugh, I hate this kind of crap.
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Male 300

I want to be able to pick the woman whos milk I drink and get it straight from the factory.

The chart also says that alligators and gorillas milk is more nutritous than cows. I want to see someone try to milk an alligator.

Tofu eating rock-licking vegans make me want to puke.

Again, that would be a waste of the bacon and eggs I had for breakfast.

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Female 13
what i dont get is how it hurts the cows they really dont get treated badly and this kind of thing is really stupid but i guess to some people would be funny
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Female 338
Humans are animals too.
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Male 148
I prefer it fresh ;-)
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Male 103
I always told people women were the cows of mankind.
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Female 52
WTF.
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Female 1,492
that`s so gross!!!
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Male 4,246
jjcruiser13: "You drank from your mom`s teat as a baby, and now you`re aroused at the thought of drinking milk from a woman again? That is kind of gross..."
I don`t see why. You may have noticed, jjcruiser13, that guys like boobs. As such, they`re unlikely to be put off by milk coming out of those boobs upon normal handling.
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Female 1,134
hahahah milking men hahaha all the ladies tell there men to get on all fours and milk there men if you know what i mean hahaha so gross thats like drinking milk from a senior citizen!!
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Female 1,382
Its strains the cow if their udders are full and arn`t milked.
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Female 1,397
Why bother posting at all if all you ever say is "okay" or "lol"? Do you come back to check and be like "OMG I wonder if anyone replied to my LOL!!111 I posted on Humoo"
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Female 269
We ARE the only species that drinks another species milk, but you know what? I think we should keep it that way.

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Male 46
Humans are omnivores by nature, herbivores by choice.

DeadlyLegion, I really doubt a leftist organization that advocates (though misguided) the proper treatment of a living animal is at all in league with a governmental machine that slaughtered millions of people.

Take a breather. It`s alright that you eat meat, but it`s not alright to think you are better than animals. I`m guessing you would do some serious damage to someone who beat your dog or cat.

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Female 706
DeadlyLegion, YOU`RE inferior and deserve to be hit.
Yes, there is nothing wrong with eating meat and having animals as pets and P.E.T.A. is a stupid extremist organization, but that doesn`t mean that just because we`re humans and they`re animals that we should intentionally harm them. Anyone who needs to pick on these "inferior" beings must just be a coward that is too afraid to stand up to a real challange to prove their manhood so they have to pick on a tiny cat.
And to all the 13-17 year old who made a dirty comment- ew. You drank from your mom`s teat as a baby, and now you`re aroused at the thought of drinking milk from a woman again? That is kind of gross...
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Male 3,431
Fake, all that effort and it`s not even funny.
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Female 2,084
i guess.
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Male 452
P.E.T.A. is a cult that utilises techniques and propoganda as they did during the uprising of the Nasizm (WWII) to convert "members" (homocidal psychopaths weilding molotov roostertails). They even visit our friggin schools where young ignorant young are who are easily affected (Just like Hitler did, affect the young while they are ignorant). P.E.T.A. should burn for their crimes against humanity.
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Male 3,255
"Just a thought. Cows milk should never be given to children under age 7"

You`re right. My Mother gave me cows milk on a daily basis from age 1 to age 7 and when I turned 8 I exploded.

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"YOU`RE EATING MURDER!!"

Next time tell them; "WELL DUH! BECAUSE MURDER TASTES AWESOME DUMBASS!"

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"no, humans are naturally omnivores."

Yea MarxEngels, That is actually kinda 4th or 5th grade biology...

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Female 55
thats gross... I`m vegan and I`m sticking to soy milk
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Female 601
Lol, the cow exploded.

Vegans and vegetarians annoy me only because the ones I`ve encountered always tried to convert me. And when I wouldn`t convert, they`d be like, "*sniffle* YOU`RE EATING MURDER!! Those poor cows. Did you know how much they suffered when they died? Did you know that 80% of all cow pastures raise their cows in horrible conditions and then cruelly end their lives? Did you know that--"

YES I KNOW, I JUST DON`T CARE.

... yeah. That`s not what all vegans/vegetarians do, obviously; just the ones I`ve met personally.

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Female 430
I don`t get Vegans and veggies who eat meat flavored items, it makes no sense, so they like the taste of meat!
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Male 1,420
"cats drink cow milk"
only because we feed it to them.

"How are vegans stupid?
After all, humans are naturally herbivores..."
no, humans are naturally omnivores. look at our teeth, we have teeth specifically for meat eating.

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Male 47
How are vegans stupid?
After all, humans are naturally herbivores...
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Female 63
wtf man thats weird sh it i wouldnt touch that sh it
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Female 45
cats drink cow milk
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Male 548
hmm. I cant decide of this is just a weird topic, or if Vegans are just really messed up.
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Male 1,420
"I was gonna say its disgusting but to be fair, we are the only species that drinks the milk of another species..."
for that matter, were the only species that drinks ANY milk after infancy
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Female 1,832
EEWWW .. I guess it take all kinds ....
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Female 99
Really gross... )-|
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Female 655
gross, fake, and not funny at all
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Male 4,546
Awesome link malozorro, better than the original.
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Male 46
I don`t think anyone is stupid just because they don`t eat meat. ^^

Interesting site, though. Here is a real link to "Meat without Murder," which falls on the same lines I suppose.

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Male 82
Milk healthfulness index? Cows at the bottom and fish at the top!?? Bizarre that human milk is second only in healthfulness to the milk of a small and rather unfriendly fish. I never even knew fish could lactate.

Also, they spelt goat wrong.

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Female 72
It`s fake and not funny. And vegans are idiots.. So are amis.
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Male 4,546
Jebler:
Maybe we should just eat adults, after all, more meat, plus they`re the ones who`ve contributed to you giving up on them.

This shouldn`t creep us out as much as it does... I mean it`s not like all the other mammals don`t do it. Hell... *we* do it too, just grow out of it.

.... and yet I`m still thinking ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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Male 319
HAHA! I love how the chart has Piranha Milk as the most healthiest to drink!

*sigh* Okay because I know I`m going to have to explain this to the mouth-breathers...

Piranhas are FISH (actually a very deadly breed of freshwater fish that inhabit the Amazon River) and as such, do not have mammary glands (also known as breasts) and do not produce milk for their young.

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Female 1,496
I`m all for it as long as I know the woman I get my milk from does not have, herpes, AIDS, HIV, any of the hepititisis, or mono. I`m sure there is heaps load more crap you can catch from some breeder woman with huge hanging milk sacks, but eh.

Just a thought. Cows milk should never be given to children under age 7, but no one knows this because OMG the dairy industry would crash and burn. We did studies and found on one sample over 45 different antibiotics, and in one sample we found a steroid. Now I`m starting to sound like a hippy, tree hugging, salad shooting, cut your hair and get a job, VW bus driving, poo.

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Female 330
Eeeew...

Next they`ll be bottling pirhana milk for even more nutrition!

I guess it isn`t really that sick, humans drink milk from their mothers breast when they were young, but I still think it`s sick.

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Male 185
Oookayyy...
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Male 888
FLEHHH.. EEuUughH.

Is it filtered?

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Male 35
No thanks if I have to drink human milk I want it straight from the "utters". <---Hehe first suggestive comment so far!
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Female 195
What the heck? Some people are strange. You have no problem drinking milk from a cows breast and yet it makes you feel sick to think of drinking the stuff you drank from *your mother`s breast* when you were a baby?! lol
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Male 3,255
ROFL! The little `game` at the top is freaking hillarious! Every time you try to milk a cow it blows up. "there are no winners in this game!" ROFL!!
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Female 30
Even if its fake, the idea makes my brain vomit.
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Male 9
I was gonna say its disgusting but to be fair, we are the only species that drinks the milk of another species...
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Female 718
some men do produce milk Argh Beast... gross i know.
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Female 345
Spicy mexican ... yummy!
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Male 838
OMFG! Does someone have a gun so i can shoot myself? Next thing you know they will have human milk from men! What then? Is that even healthy?
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Male 908
Hmmm I think it may be fake as I dont think any professional vegan product would have a cow EXPLODE when you tried to milk it...
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Male 48
i prefer fresh humoo straight from the container. after all humoo needs no further packaging and advertising since it already comes in the best.
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Male 1,142
maybe we should eat babies. they have to be good for something. i cant think of any other use. befor someone says something like "how about continuing the species" ive given us on humans and dont care if we die out. let those spear hunting monkeys inherit the earth.
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Male 358
Save a Cow... Eat a baby..
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Female 29
no no no....:-/
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Male 47
Fake... It`s fake yeah, but not even any good.

GenPets, now, they were cool.

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Male 8
YEA STUPID WEIRD
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Female 178
Um okk. Weird.
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Male 10,115
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