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Date: 06/16/07 02:08 AM

69 Responses to HuMoo

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    Link: HuMoo - Human breast milk for vegans. No animals harmed!
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    Kraken Female 18-29
    178 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    Um okk. Weird.
  3. Profile photo of xcure
    xcure Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 2:13 am
    YEA STUPID WEIRD
  4. Profile photo of MarxEngels
    MarxEngels Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 2:16 am
    Fake... It`s fake yeah, but not even any good.

    GenPets, now, they were cool.

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    hioih Female 13-17
    29 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 2:25 am
    no no no....:-/
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    LleetLlama Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Save a Cow... Eat a baby..
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:19 am
    maybe we should eat babies. they have to be good for something. i cant think of any other use. befor someone says something like "how about continuing the species" ive given us on humans and dont care if we die out. let those spear hunting monkeys inherit the earth.
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    generic_man Male 13-17
    48 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:24 am
    i prefer fresh humoo straight from the container. after all humoo needs no further packaging and advertising since it already comes in the best.
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    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 4:12 am
    Hmmm I think it may be fake as I dont think any professional vegan product would have a cow EXPLODE when you tried to milk it...
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 4:39 am
    OMFG! Does someone have a gun so i can shoot myself? Next thing you know they will have human milk from men! What then? Is that even healthy?
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    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Spicy mexican ... yummy!
  12. Profile photo of matrixie
    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:20 am
    some men do produce milk Argh Beast... gross i know.
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    audiogel Male 13-17
    9 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:42 am
    I was gonna say its disgusting but to be fair, we are the only species that drinks the milk of another species...
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    JoJoLee Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:58 am
    Even if its fake, the idea makes my brain vomit.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:12 am
    ROFL! The little `game` at the top is freaking hillarious! Every time you try to milk a cow it blows up. "there are no winners in this game!" ROFL!!
  16. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:14 am
    What the heck? Some people are strange. You have no problem drinking milk from a cows breast and yet it makes you feel sick to think of drinking the stuff you drank from *your mother`s breast* when you were a baby?! lol
  17. Profile photo of m477b311
    m477b311 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:30 am
    No thanks if I have to drink human milk I want it straight from the "utters". <---Hehe first suggestive comment so far!
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    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:40 am
    FLEHHH.. EEuUughH.

    Is it filtered?

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    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:42 am
    Oookayyy...
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    sniugnep Female 13-17
    330 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:05 am
    Eeeew...

    Next they`ll be bottling pirhana milk for even more nutrition!

    I guess it isn`t really that sick, humans drink milk from their mothers breast when they were young, but I still think it`s sick.

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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:16 am
    I`m all for it as long as I know the woman I get my milk from does not have, herpes, AIDS, HIV, any of the hepititisis, or mono. I`m sure there is heaps load more crap you can catch from some breeder woman with huge hanging milk sacks, but eh.

    Just a thought. Cows milk should never be given to children under age 7, but no one knows this because OMG the dairy industry would crash and burn. We did studies and found on one sample over 45 different antibiotics, and in one sample we found a steroid. Now I`m starting to sound like a hippy, tree hugging, salad shooting, cut your hair and get a job, VW bus driving, poo.

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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:17 am
    HAHA! I love how the chart has Piranha Milk as the most healthiest to drink!

    *sigh* Okay because I know I`m going to have to explain this to the mouth-breathers...

    Piranhas are FISH (actually a very deadly breed of freshwater fish that inhabit the Amazon River) and as such, do not have mammary glands (also known as breasts) and do not produce milk for their young.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:27 am
    Jebler:
    Maybe we should just eat adults, after all, more meat, plus they`re the ones who`ve contributed to you giving up on them.

    This shouldn`t creep us out as much as it does... I mean it`s not like all the other mammals don`t do it. Hell... *we* do it too, just grow out of it.

    .... and yet I`m still thinking ewwwwwwwwwwww.

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    fluffor Female 18-29
    72 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:36 am
    It`s fake and not funny. And vegans are idiots.. So are amis.
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    perigee Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 8:23 am
    Milk healthfulness index? Cows at the bottom and fish at the top!?? Bizarre that human milk is second only in healthfulness to the milk of a small and rather unfriendly fish. I never even knew fish could lactate.

    Also, they spelt goat wrong.

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    malozorro Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 8:26 am
    I don`t think anyone is stupid just because they don`t eat meat. ^^

    Interesting site, though. Here is a real link to "Meat without Murder," which falls on the same lines I suppose.

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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 8:43 am
    Awesome link malozorro, better than the original.
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    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 9:52 am
    gross, fake, and not funny at all
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    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Really gross... )-|
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:52 am
    EEWWW .. I guess it take all kinds ....
  31. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 11:11 am
    "I was gonna say its disgusting but to be fair, we are the only species that drinks the milk of another species..."
    for that matter, were the only species that drinks ANY milk after infancy
  32. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 11:35 am
    hmm. I cant decide of this is just a weird topic, or if Vegans are just really messed up.
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    kaylibeck Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 11:56 am
    cats drink cow milk
  34. Profile photo of FrostDragon
    FrostDragon Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    wtf man thats weird sh it i wouldnt touch that sh it
  35. Profile photo of MarxEngels
    MarxEngels Male 13-17
    47 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    How are vegans stupid?
    After all, humans are naturally herbivores...
  36. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 2:03 pm
    "cats drink cow milk"
    only because we feed it to them.

    "How are vegans stupid?
    After all, humans are naturally herbivores..."
    no, humans are naturally omnivores. look at our teeth, we have teeth specifically for meat eating.

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    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 2:23 pm
    I don`t get Vegans and veggies who eat meat flavored items, it makes no sense, so they like the taste of meat!
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    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    Lol, the cow exploded.

    Vegans and vegetarians annoy me only because the ones I`ve encountered always tried to convert me. And when I wouldn`t convert, they`d be like, "*sniffle* YOU`RE EATING MURDER!! Those poor cows. Did you know how much they suffered when they died? Did you know that 80% of all cow pastures raise their cows in horrible conditions and then cruelly end their lives? Did you know that--"

    YES I KNOW, I JUST DON`T CARE.

    ... yeah. That`s not what all vegans/vegetarians do, obviously; just the ones I`ve met personally.

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    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    thats gross... I`m vegan and I`m sticking to soy milk
  40. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    "Just a thought. Cows milk should never be given to children under age 7"

    You`re right. My Mother gave me cows milk on a daily basis from age 1 to age 7 and when I turned 8 I exploded.

    -----

    "YOU`RE EATING MURDER!!"

    Next time tell them; "WELL DUH! BECAUSE MURDER TASTES AWESOME DUMBASS!"

    ---

    "no, humans are naturally omnivores."

    Yea MarxEngels, That is actually kinda 4th or 5th grade biology...

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    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    P.E.T.A. is a cult that utilises techniques and propoganda as they did during the uprising of the Nasizm (WWII) to convert "members" (homocidal psychopaths weilding molotov roostertails). They even visit our friggin schools where young ignorant young are who are easily affected (Just like Hitler did, affect the young while they are ignorant). P.E.T.A. should burn for their crimes against humanity.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    i guess.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Fake, all that effort and it`s not even funny.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    DeadlyLegion, YOU`RE inferior and deserve to be hit.
    Yes, there is nothing wrong with eating meat and having animals as pets and P.E.T.A. is a stupid extremist organization, but that doesn`t mean that just because we`re humans and they`re animals that we should intentionally harm them. Anyone who needs to pick on these "inferior" beings must just be a coward that is too afraid to stand up to a real challange to prove their manhood so they have to pick on a tiny cat.
    And to all the 13-17 year old who made a dirty comment- ew. You drank from your mom`s teat as a baby, and now you`re aroused at the thought of drinking milk from a woman again? That is kind of gross...
  45. Profile photo of malozorro
    malozorro Male 18-29
    46 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    Humans are omnivores by nature, herbivores by choice.

    DeadlyLegion, I really doubt a leftist organization that advocates (though misguided) the proper treatment of a living animal is at all in league with a governmental machine that slaughtered millions of people.

    Take a breather. It`s alright that you eat meat, but it`s not alright to think you are better than animals. I`m guessing you would do some serious damage to someone who beat your dog or cat.

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    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    We ARE the only species that drinks another species milk, but you know what? I think we should keep it that way.

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    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    Why bother posting at all if all you ever say is "okay" or "lol"? Do you come back to check and be like "OMG I wonder if anyone replied to my LOL!!111 I posted on Humoo"
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    Its strains the cow if their udders are full and arn`t milked.
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    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 10:25 pm
    hahahah milking men hahaha all the ladies tell there men to get on all fours and milk there men if you know what i mean hahaha so gross thats like drinking milk from a senior citizen!!
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 16, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    jjcruiser13: "You drank from your mom`s teat as a baby, and now you`re aroused at the thought of drinking milk from a woman again? That is kind of gross..."
    I don`t see why. You may have noticed, jjcruiser13, that guys like boobs. As such, they`re unlikely to be put off by milk coming out of those boobs upon normal handling.
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    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 1:22 am
    that`s so gross!!!
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    mindy_rawrr Female 13-17
    52 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 2:00 am
    WTF.
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    BEAN_ME Male 13-17
    103 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 3:05 am
    I always told people women were the cows of mankind.
  54. Profile photo of iamrobot13
    iamrobot13 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 10:20 am
    I prefer it fresh ;-)
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    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    339 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 3:15 pm
    Humans are animals too.
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    iluvtubby Female 13-17
    13 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:12 pm
    what i dont get is how it hurts the cows they really dont get treated badly and this kind of thing is really stupid but i guess to some people would be funny
  57. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    I want to be able to pick the woman whos milk I drink and get it straight from the factory.

    The chart also says that alligators and gorillas milk is more nutritous than cows. I want to see someone try to milk an alligator.

    Tofu eating rock-licking vegans make me want to puke.

    Again, that would be a waste of the bacon and eggs I had for breakfast.

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    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 7:55 pm
    ok. I have a few things to say...
    1)that is obviously a fake joke for those of you who still dont get it.
    2) It doesnt hurt a cow to milk it. The huge factories with the milkers and the inhuman ways? yes, wrong, but milking a cow in a humane way is good for the cow!
    3)that was really stupid, not funny, and terribly sexist.
    ugh, I hate this kind of crap.
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    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    Glocktypus wrote: I don`t get Vegans and veggies who eat meat flavored items, it makes no sense, so they like the taste of meat!

    Its usually not the taste of meat that keeps them from eating it...its that they think that eating any kind of animal is inhumane. I dont agree...but lets not get too far into it now...

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    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    417 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 9:15 pm
    Wow thats (emmm) diffrent. btw YUP_IM_BORED Shut the f*ck up.
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    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
    70 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    this seems almost satanistic
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 18, 2007 at 1:56 am
    women are the cows of the world...
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 18, 2007 at 2:23 am
    this BETTER be a joke!
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    mrnine Male 30-39
    1 post
    June 18, 2007 at 11:26 am
    Anyone see these t-shirts? What a riot. I`m buying these for my vegan/vegetarian friends. They`ll flip!
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    xX_DRAG0N_Xx Male 13-17
    8 posts
    July 3, 2007 at 11:58 am
    im gna throw up..
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    Wierdo484 Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 5, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    I`m a bit scared here. And after reading the comments here, it`s brought up some good points.

    It is weird and gross to imagine drinking the breastmilk from a woman that`s not even your mother, but it`s still kinda wierd that we drink milk from cows and goats. And- Aw, damn Im gonna give it a rest, I spend too much time on the internet. ><;;

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    darkness261 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    July 10, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    ................................w.t.f
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    green_wrath Male 18-29
    498 posts
    July 24, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    uhhhi amnt going to say anything
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    MajesticMask Female 13-17
    3 posts
    August 30, 2007 at 9:28 pm
    Ew. I`m a vegan (vegan`s rule, but the way) and the idea of drinking human milk is just as disgusting, if not slightly more disgusting, than drinking milk from a cow. I`ll stick to soy, thank you!

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