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111 Responses to Diet Water

  1. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Link: Diet Water - All the flavor of regular water but only half the calories.
  2. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:39 am
    where is this from? japan? i see the asian characters, but where is it from?
  3. Profile photo of unknownbeing
    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:41 am
    lol serious? second post btw
  4. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:42 am
    No thanks, water is too spicy for me...
  5. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
    188 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:45 am
    I prefer caffeine free water
  6. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:45 am
    wow. thats a nice way to get money off stupid people.
  7. Profile photo of camilaen
    camilaen Female 30-39
    28 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:46 am
    This is a must-have product! *grin*

    Could someone make me some instant water too? ;)

  8. Profile photo of DJXiej
    DJXiej Male 18-29
    30 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Is there a point behind this product?
  9. Profile photo of Victor_Watts
    Victor_Watts Male 18-29
    188 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:51 am
    Well, the bottled water industry preys on dumb people in the first place.. so it could probably sell.
  10. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:52 am
    I can see it now Camilaen, `Insta-Water! Just add water!`
  11. Profile photo of arddunaid
    arddunaid Female 18-29
    97 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:52 am
    Maybe it has something added, like caffeine or hoodia or whatever it is people are using to lose weight these days.

    Or maybe it is just silly.:P

  12. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:03 am
    It`s just like gatorade and their fancy "electrolytes". You want electrolytes? Just mix salt and water... >.>

    Sometimes people area silly.

  13. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:11 am
    Hell, if it tastes different I`ll drink it.
    Water has a weird metallic taste to it. I hate it.
  14. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Serious? Probably, hopefully, not
  15. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Finally! A water that isnt fattening! What took them so long to come up with this!
  16. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:34 am
    Only in Asia... and made by Sapporo, to boot! That would indicate to me that it`s from Japan, ICN; by the way, congrats on 2nd `first-post!` in a row, without even drawing attention to it!
  17. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:37 am
    Diet water. Where has it been all my life)-/
  18. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:44 am
    So I guess some people ARE gullible enough.
  19. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:58 am
    O.o ummmm....wow
    An anerexic supermodel`s dream!
  20. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:09 am
    There are enough idiots to buy any junk. Oh and don`t think that your country and your consumers are any better. Just look at what big companies like Coca Cola sell as "table water" which is nothing but regular tap water *G*
  21. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:10 am
    It`s not so much that regular water has a lot of calories, it`s that regular water has all them "empty" calories that you don`t get in Diet Water.
  22. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:27 am
    maybe they add some kind of laxative to the water, so if you drink a bottle, you poo a bucket...
  23. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:31 am
    I actually kind of think it`s not allowed`s idea.

    Probably not marketed as actual water with less calories, but water with stuff in it to help you lose weight? it`s possible?
  24. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:12 am
    This actually exists in Europe. They add fiber to the water and so it cuts down the "I`m Ungry" feeling giving you a lot more time to the next meal and shrinking your stomach.
  25. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1496 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:12 am
    It`s flavored diet water. Sort of like Propel. It tastes like ass too. It makes a cool "pop" sound when you open it. Kind of like when my 7th grade gym teacher was teaching me how to be a "better student" during volleyball practice...alone...in the basement.
  26. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:12 am
    My sister si gonna love that :P
  27. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:13 am
    ...Too bad it`s not natural(ecological)
  28. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:50 am
    This is brilliant. If they sold that here in the US, it would sell like crazy. So sad, but true.
  29. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:50 am
    I bet it tastes nothing like water.
  30. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1406 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:11 am
    I assume they add things you need to make it diet, like the new diet coke plus.
  31. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:32 am
    well weve got a lot of moronic products already, this doesnt surprise me. much.
  32. Profile photo of absolutmofo
    absolutmofo Female 18-29
    274 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:46 am
    The Japanese never fail to amaze me.
  33. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:44 am
    oh diarrhea.
  34. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:22 am
    I don`t know about you but I prefer dried water. No calories what-so-ever, lol.
  35. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1484 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:28 am
    Devi3000, did your teacher perv you up, if i were you, i would kill him (or even worse, her) very slowly and painfully
  36. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2199 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:40 am
    maybe theres laxatives in there? then you will be on the #2 South seas diet...
  37. Profile photo of Dodo-
    Dodo- Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:40 am
    can i get some diet oxygen with that?
  38. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:52 am
    lol wtf?
  39. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:01 am
    BUH!?
  40. Profile photo of shellbell12
    shellbell12 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:05 am
    dodo- lol.
    Finally a product for people like me! (blondes) :)
  41. Profile photo of metter
    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:10 am
    dEVI3000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Funniest thing ive read all month!


    And I think some of you are right when you say it has...you know.....wieght losing stuffs in it

  42. Profile photo of flyingpixiex
    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:16 am
    HaruHaru, only unpure or "filtered" water does, pure spring water doesnt.
  43. Profile photo of phobophobic
    phobophobic Female 13-17
    45 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:32 am
    Haha....Diet water.... What will Asians come up with next?
  44. Profile photo of sayid
    sayid Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:53 am
    lol diet water... next will be cola in theirs faucets
  45. Profile photo of apttodo
    apttodo Female 18-29
    795 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:54 am
    oh my god I cant believe someones not said this yet...PHOTOSHOPPED!!
  46. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Lmao, I wonder how that tastes like.
  47. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    Okay?
  48. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    How can you cut calories on a zero-calorie liquid? They FOUND a way...
  49. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    wow. Yknow, I always knew decaffinated water was better but hell this looks awesome!

    ;-)

  50. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:11 pm
    Typical asians. All they ever do.... Bet it`s sold millions to them Asian diet freaks...
  51. Profile photo of TaterTotz173
    TaterTotz173 Female 13-17
    140 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    wtf? HOODIA?! ROtfLOL
  52. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    Thank god, I thought that all the water I`ve been drinking would ruin my figure. I`m sure we`ll be seeing all the "How Diet Water Saved Me" books in the market soon.
  53. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:48 pm
    Instant Water! :

    Directions :
    1. Pour powder into glass
    2. Add water

  54. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    they call the us retarded

    the asians are the retards

  55. Profile photo of exit_light
    exit_light Male 13-17
    194 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 1:59 pm
    im gonna kill the idiot who made that
  56. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    only in japan.
  57. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    I thought this was gonna be the GMTV April fools thing.
  58. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    But it wasn`t.

    (I probably should have kept that on one post. >_>)

  59. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
    174 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    how do you get half of zero calories?....
  60. Profile photo of OverTheMoo
    OverTheMoo Female 18-29
    460 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Water has no calories, how can you get half of zero? :/
  61. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:44:28 PM
    how do you get half of zero calories?....

    Emzie21, u get -1/2. DUH!!!!

  62. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    Same 2 u over the moo
  63. Profile photo of redneckgamer
    redneckgamer Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    Half of zero is zero. Put 0/2 in a calculator and see what you get.
  64. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    Who is fat-fearing enough to drink water and be thinking "OH MY GOD!!...*gags* I COULD BE GETTING FAT OFF OF THIS!!!! ".

    If you can`t consume water without feeling unhealthy, something is wrong with you and you should be seaking help immediatly. Why waste money buying this crap? It`s a solid path to anorexia if you`re insecure enough to buy a healthier alternative to WATER.

  65. Profile photo of RakeSlayer
    RakeSlayer Female 13-17
    87 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    This would be a lot funnier if I knew what all the characters on the bottle stood for. Otherwise, it`s just...wow.
  66. Profile photo of becca1k992
    becca1k992 Female 13-17
    6 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Knowing me i would actually buy that.
    Im too stupid like that.
  67. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:06 pm
    i guess.
  68. Profile photo of LizC
    LizC Female 18-29
    27 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    I don`t think it was meant to be diet water. More likely it was just an english word added to the bottle to help sell the product. It wouldn`t be the first time that english words were used on a Japanese product. Can any of you not think of a time when you`ve seen random Japanese words on t-shirts or tattoos? It`s not diet water, it`s a marketing device.
  69. Profile photo of Spellwarrior
    Spellwarrior Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    F/u/c/k/ing quasi facist trend following mother/f/u/c/k/e/rs.
  70. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:11 pm
    Agreed with teh guy above me, sort of.
  71. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    Calories: -10!
  72. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:19 pm
    lol devi....this was pretty funny guys...id just make a jug,itll cost 3 dollars,and itll say for water,add water!refillable!
  73. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4393 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:24 pm
    japan.. wow
  74. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:25 pm
    man! its about time.
  75. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    im sticking with my regular water
  76. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    there are calories in water???
  77. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1371 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    new from the makers of salad water!
  78. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:28 pm
    i want to try some
  79. Profile photo of RandomNigel
    RandomNigel Female 13-17
    4 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:46 pm
    good ol` japanese.
  80. Profile photo of Moseberth
    Moseberth Female 13-17
    63 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    Haha, did anyone else see the Candid Camera show with Diet water in it. It was funny.
  81. Profile photo of McCormy
    McCormy Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    Haha, whoever is dumb enough to buy this has been competely owned!

    You might even say they are Nieveveian

  82. Profile photo of cinamon707
    cinamon707 Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:08 pm
    Now if only America had this...xD
  83. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    serously... thats all i have to say..
  84. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:21 pm
    ... Wtf?
  85. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    Welcome to Japan guys.... so stupid...
  86. Profile photo of PinkChaos28
    PinkChaos28 Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    WTF?! Water never had calories! Unless it`s like, flavored water.
  87. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    huh?
  88. Profile photo of dts_15609
    dts_15609 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:22 pm
    You know this would sell so well in America.

    It is sad what people will buy.

  89. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    i hate diet products, but diet water has changed my life! none of those pesky chemicals in diet sodas, but all the great flavors of water! without the calories!
  90. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    ill stick with good ol plain water
  91. Profile photo of ElectricLust
    ElectricLust Female 13-17
    77 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:50 pm
    Well that`s a bit of a rip.
  92. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    They probably add splenda or aspartame(sp?) to it to make it taste like diet drinks. Not diet as in less calories but diet as in diet flavored.
  93. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:05 pm
    They found a way to divide 0 by 2. Nice.
  94. Profile photo of mtwoofwoof
    mtwoofwoof Female 18-29
    41 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:14 pm
    Kinda small to read the Japanese (yes, it is japanese).... Uhh, it says "oishii" on it which means delicious. And it looks like it might say "dietto" which would be pronounced "dee-eh-toe", so maybe "Diet" is a company name or something? I dunno. And then below further, it says Dietto again. Sorry I can`t be more help-- I`ve only taken Japanese for 2 years in school.

  95. Profile photo of biggy1
    biggy1 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    ill stick to the ol council pop thanx.
  96. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    I love water...
  97. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    I think I want fat free water.
  98. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1407 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 9:54 pm
    OMG what`s next to sell, clean-air area for 10 usd an hour? *drinks from Propel* I guess anythings possible to sell nowadays. T_T
  99. Profile photo of Jesus_Wey
    Jesus_Wey Male 18-29
    238 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:29 pm
    I got a better one. Sugar with 99.99% less saltier.
  100. Profile photo of Chiaroscuro
    Chiaroscuro Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 10:44 pm
    I can`t remember, but wasn`t there a vending machine in Japan that sold air in a can?
  101. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    Only the Japanese have the intellect to divide by 0!
  102. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 1:40 am
    hee xD
  103. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 6:48 am
    instant water just add water!
  104. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    HHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


    waa.
    =]

  105. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    the all new diet air!!! breathe without becoming fat!!! it REALLY WORKS!!lol, hilarious pic
  106. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    HEY HOW CAN I INVEST IN THIS PRODUCT!??
    I WANNA GET RICH!
  107. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 9:06 pm
    finally, water is like soooo fattening.
  108. Profile photo of surf831
    surf831 Male 13-17
    117 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 10:15 pm
    ^I know. Its a good thing they come up with diet water.
  109. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    why are they concentrating on diet WATER when they could be making air with less calories? Oxygen is so fattening!
  110. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 3:56 am
    Haruharu, wher DO you live? D=?
  111. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    For the dumb people.

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