Diet Water

Submitted by: LaChica 10 years ago in Funny

All the flavor of regular water but only half the calories.
There are 111 comments:
Female 920
For the dumb people.
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Female 1,382
Haruharu, wher DO you live? D=?
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Female 222
why are they concentrating on diet WATER when they could be making air with less calories? Oxygen is so fattening!
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Male 117
^I know. Its a good thing they come up with diet water.
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Female 1,397
finally, water is like soooo fattening.
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Male 2,781
HEY HOW CAN I INVEST IN THIS PRODUCT!??
I WANNA GET RICH!
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Male 167
the all new diet air!!! breathe without becoming fat!!! it REALLY WORKS!!lol, hilarious pic
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Female 576
HHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH


waa.
=]

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Male 459
instant water just add water!
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Female 190
hee xD
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Male 204
Only the Japanese have the intellect to divide by 0!
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Male 27
I can`t remember, but wasn`t there a vending machine in Japan that sold air in a can?
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Male 238
I got a better one. Sugar with 99.99% less saltier.
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Female 1,407
OMG what`s next to sell, clean-air area for 10 usd an hour? *drinks from Propel* I guess anythings possible to sell nowadays. T_T
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Female 535
I think I want fat free water.
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Male 308
I love water...
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Female 4
ill stick to the ol council pop thanx.
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Female 41
Kinda small to read the Japanese (yes, it is japanese).... Uhh, it says "oishii" on it which means delicious. And it looks like it might say "dietto" which would be pronounced "dee-eh-toe", so maybe "Diet" is a company name or something? I dunno. And then below further, it says Dietto again. Sorry I can`t be more help-- I`ve only taken Japanese for 2 years in school.

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Male 238
They found a way to divide 0 by 2. Nice.
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Female 690
They probably add splenda or aspartame(sp?) to it to make it taste like diet drinks. Not diet as in less calories but diet as in diet flavored.
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Female 77
Well that`s a bit of a rip.
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Male 1,364
ill stick with good ol plain water
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Male 1,204
i hate diet products, but diet water has changed my life! none of those pesky chemicals in diet sodas, but all the great flavors of water! without the calories!
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Male 31
You know this would sell so well in America.

It is sad what people will buy.

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Male 994
huh?
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Female 198
WTF?! Water never had calories! Unless it`s like, flavored water.
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Male 986
Welcome to Japan guys.... so stupid...
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Female 1,262
... Wtf?
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Male 703
serously... thats all i have to say..
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Male 28
Now if only America had this...xD
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Male 60
Haha, whoever is dumb enough to buy this has been competely owned!

You might even say they are Nieveveian

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Female 63
Haha, did anyone else see the Candid Camera show with Diet water in it. It was funny.
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Female 4
good ol` japanese.
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Female 576
i want to try some
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Male 1,370
new from the makers of salad water!
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Female 182
there are calories in water???
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Male 291
im sticking with my regular water
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Male 204
man! its about time.
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Male 4,393
japan.. wow
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Male 743
lol devi....this was pretty funny guys...id just make a jug,itll cost 3 dollars,and itll say for water,add water!refillable!
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Female 416
Calories: -10!
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Male 2,486
Agreed with teh guy above me, sort of.
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Male 45
F/u/c/k/ing quasi facist trend following mother/f/u/c/k/e/rs.
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Female 27
I don`t think it was meant to be diet water. More likely it was just an english word added to the bottle to help sell the product. It wouldn`t be the first time that english words were used on a Japanese product. Can any of you not think of a time when you`ve seen random Japanese words on t-shirts or tattoos? It`s not diet water, it`s a marketing device.
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Female 2,084
i guess.
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Female 6
Knowing me i would actually buy that.
Im too stupid like that.
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Female 87
This would be a lot funnier if I knew what all the characters on the bottle stood for. Otherwise, it`s just...wow.
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Male 907
Who is fat-fearing enough to drink water and be thinking "OH MY GOD!!...*gags* I COULD BE GETTING FAT OFF OF THIS!!!! ".

If you can`t consume water without feeling unhealthy, something is wrong with you and you should be seaking help immediatly. Why waste money buying this crap? It`s a solid path to anorexia if you`re insecure enough to buy a healthier alternative to WATER.

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Male 6
Half of zero is zero. Put 0/2 in a calculator and see what you get.
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Female 850
Same 2 u over the moo
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Female 850
Tuesday, June 05, 2007 2:44:28 PM
how do you get half of zero calories?....

Emzie21, u get -1/2. DUH!!!!

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Female 460
Water has no calories, how can you get half of zero? :/
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Female 174
how do you get half of zero calories?....
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Male 156
But it wasn`t.

(I probably should have kept that on one post. >_>)

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Male 156
I thought this was gonna be the GMTV April fools thing.
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Male 625
only in japan.
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Male 194
im gonna kill the idiot who made that
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Male 325
they call the us retarded

the asians are the retards

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Male 2,486
Instant Water! :

Directions :
1. Pour powder into glass
2. Add water

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Male 1,228
Thank god, I thought that all the water I`ve been drinking would ruin my figure. I`m sure we`ll be seeing all the "How Diet Water Saved Me" books in the market soon.
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Female 140
wtf? HOODIA?! ROtfLOL
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Male 1,114
Typical asians. All they ever do.... Bet it`s sold millions to them Asian diet freaks...
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Male 315
wow. Yknow, I always knew decaffinated water was better but hell this looks awesome!

;-)

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Male 1,882
How can you cut calories on a zero-calorie liquid? They FOUND a way...
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Female 679
Okay?
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Female 363
Lmao, I wonder how that tastes like.
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Female 795
oh my god I cant believe someones not said this yet...PHOTOSHOPPED!!
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Male 7
lol diet water... next will be cola in theirs faucets
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Female 45
Haha....Diet water.... What will Asians come up with next?
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Female 152
HaruHaru, only unpure or "filtered" water does, pure spring water doesnt.
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Male 1,016
dEVI3000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Funniest thing ive read all month!


And I think some of you are right when you say it has...you know.....wieght losing stuffs in it

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Female 12
dodo- lol.
Finally a product for people like me! (blondes) :)
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Male 988
BUH!?
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Female 85
lol wtf?
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Male 144
can i get some diet oxygen with that?
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Male 2,199
maybe theres laxatives in there? then you will be on the #2 South seas diet...
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Male 1,485
Devi3000, did your teacher perv you up, if i were you, i would kill him (or even worse, her) very slowly and painfully
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Female 1,832
I don`t know about you but I prefer dried water. No calories what-so-ever, lol.
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Female 1,395
oh diarrhea.
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Female 274
The Japanese never fail to amaze me.
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Male 10,440
well weve got a lot of moronic products already, this doesnt surprise me. much.
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Male 1,406
I assume they add things you need to make it diet, like the new diet coke plus.
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Female 1,002
I bet it tastes nothing like water.
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Female 89
This is brilliant. If they sold that here in the US, it would sell like crazy. So sad, but true.
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Male 452
...Too bad it`s not natural(ecological)
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Male 452
My sister si gonna love that :P
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Female 1,496
It`s flavored diet water. Sort of like Propel. It tastes like ass too. It makes a cool "pop" sound when you open it. Kind of like when my 7th grade gym teacher was teaching me how to be a "better student" during volleyball practice...alone...in the basement.
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Male 838
This actually exists in Europe. They add fiber to the water and so it cuts down the "I`m Ungry" feeling giving you a lot more time to the next meal and shrinking your stomach.
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Female 333
I actually kind of think it`s not allowed`s idea.

Probably not marketed as actual water with less calories, but water with stuff in it to help you lose weight? it`s possible?
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Female 525
maybe they add some kind of laxative to the water, so if you drink a bottle, you poo a bucket...
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Male 2,372
It`s not so much that regular water has a lot of calories, it`s that regular water has all them "empty" calories that you don`t get in Diet Water.
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Female 345
There are enough idiots to buy any junk. Oh and don`t think that your country and your consumers are any better. Just look at what big companies like Coca Cola sell as "table water" which is nothing but regular tap water *G*
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Male 1,263
O.o ummmm....wow
An anerexic supermodel`s dream!
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Male 4,012
So I guess some people ARE gullible enough.
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Female 327
Diet water. Where has it been all my life)-/
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Male 3,631
Only in Asia... and made by Sapporo, to boot! That would indicate to me that it`s from Japan, ICN; by the way, congrats on 2nd `first-post!` in a row, without even drawing attention to it!
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Female 606
Finally! A water that isnt fattening! What took them so long to come up with this!
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Male 460
Serious? Probably, hopefully, not
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Female 1,065
Hell, if it tastes different I`ll drink it.
Water has a weird metallic taste to it. I hate it.
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Female 432
It`s just like gatorade and their fancy "electrolytes". You want electrolytes? Just mix salt and water... >.>

Sometimes people area silly.

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Female 97
Maybe it has something added, like caffeine or hoodia or whatever it is people are using to lose weight these days.

Or maybe it is just silly.:P

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Male 699
I can see it now Camilaen, `Insta-Water! Just add water!`
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Male 188
Well, the bottled water industry preys on dumb people in the first place.. so it could probably sell.
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Male 30
Is there a point behind this product?
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Female 28
This is a must-have product! *grin*

Could someone make me some instant water too? ;)

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Female 173
wow. thats a nice way to get money off stupid people.
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Male 188
I prefer caffeine free water
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Male 699
No thanks, water is too spicy for me...
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Male 298
lol serious? second post btw
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Male 336
where is this from? japan? i see the asian characters, but where is it from?
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Female 1,596
Link: Diet Water [Rate Link] - All the flavor of regular water but only half the calories.
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