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Date: 06/12/07 02:11 AM

58 Responses to Crash Tests

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:49 am
    Link: Crash Tests - See how your car looks in a crash.
  2. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Ha ha
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:18 am
    hmm link didn`t work for me :S oh well :P
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Oh sh*t.

    I better not get in a wreck.

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:32 am
    In case anyone sees me driving sometime, please don`t hit me from the side, or I`ll probably die.
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    DarkfireX Male 13-17
    70 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:41 am
    This looks like pwnage! Let`s NOT go ahead and get into accidents ppl
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    rockangel249 Female 13-17
    123 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:55 am
    my car did pretty well .

    kudos to mercury .
    :)

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    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:29 am
    They don`t have a Nissan Micra!
  9. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:39 am
    They don`t have a Datsun~!
  10. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 4:15 am
    they didnt have either car i ride around in (i cant drive) maybe they are too old or something. bummer
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    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:11 am
    Can tell it`s American, they pronounce Jaguar: Jagwar
  12. Profile photo of grreat747
    grreat747 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:12 am
    The European NCAP test are much better and more detailed.

    http://www.euroncap.com/home.aspx

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    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:01 am
    O MY GOD

    I should be dead by now!

  14. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:27 am
    They had my van. .... I`m not happy.

    Lol, ok it wasn`t that bad, but still I wanna hear "Your car is immortal" not "only a moderate risk of damage to the neck and ribs".

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    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:44 am
    I think I`ll walk.
  16. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:01 am
    didn`te even have any fiats
  17. Profile photo of dreamxtime
    dreamxtime Female 13-17
    35 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:12 am
    If I get in a crash, I`m gonna die. :(
  18. Profile photo of 4304
    4304 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 12, 2007 at 9:14 am
    Freaked me out. I will be nervous the next time i get in my car
  19. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:22 am
    It doesn`t even have my car. I guess I can`t crash.
  20. Profile photo of HalfPintRoo
    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:41 am
    did any car do good?
  21. Profile photo of christina207
    christina207 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 9:49 am
    Honda Accord did really well, resulting in basically no injury in both side and frontal crashes.

    Yay :)

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    hackmanrules Male 13-17
    15 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:23 am
    "In case anyone sees me driving sometime, please don`t hit me from the side, or I`ll probably die."

    Same here.

  23. Profile photo of em33547
    em33547 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Did anyone else see the Ford Airstream?? It`s like, "Oh...my...god..." Swivel CHAIRS?! NEON AROUND THE WINDOWS??! AND THAT KEWL LAVA LAMP/PICTURE DISPLAYER?! Freaking AWESOME! Cars of the future, man...cars of the future...I know they probably won`t be on the market until like 2012 or something like that, and I know I`m only like 14...AND I know they WILL be very expensive and I know I`d prefer a Hybrid...but THIS CAR IS MINE! (When I`m a coroner and make good enough pay to get it, that is ;) )
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    Omgroflwtf Male 13-17
    510 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:56 am
    Honda Odyssey did good, almost no risk of injury for the driver`s seat from in front and behind. Buuuut... There is a risk of organ damage if you`re in the back seat and you`re hit from the side... :(

    I sit in the side almost all the time.

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    No-Chancer Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:57 am
    That must be a pretty fun job.
  26. Profile photo of carldec
    carldec Male 40-49
    140 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:14 am
    so... did anyone see one that was really bad?

    worst i could find was the JEEP Liberty. the dummies head rebounded back into the side pillar... ouch.

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    smurfette69 Female 18-29
    300 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:44 am
    they dont have my cars...
  28. Profile photo of Nerak_Yelhsa
    Nerak_Yelhsa Female 13-17
    28 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
    argh... scary..
  29. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:58 am
    They don`t have ANY Land Rovers, so my Land Rover Defender is out.
  30. Profile photo of crazylilone
    crazylilone Female 18-29
    22 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    Yeah, ummm, I`m pretty much toast in an accident.
  31. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    this is good to know
  32. Profile photo of blue_mess
    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    they don`t have peugot....that sucks
  33. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    Mazda 3 did well in head-on, but terribly in side impact.

    Audi A3 did well in both.

    Guess which one we just bought :(

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    keylimepie20 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    im jeff barlin, lets take a look at my mullet in slow motion. (Woosh!)
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    Dodge Intrepid did well overall accept for one small little detail :
    SERIOUS LEG INJURY
    Fcuk! I better go look at the newest models of wheelchair now, any suggestions??
  36. Profile photo of jdelaney
    jdelaney Female 18-29
    82 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    Omg, I`m gonna die if I`m hit from the side.... Though the Cobalt did do well on front and rear crash ratings, the side one sucked. Risk of skull fractures and/or brain damage? Well my grad gift for making valedictorian may put me in the special ed classes T_T
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    balloon07 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    mine wasnt there. my moms was and it didnt do so well :(
  38. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    Wheeeeeeeeeee, smash.
    Been there, done that.
  39. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    ALL THOSE SMASHED UP CARS... SWEET DESTRUCTION!!!
  40. Profile photo of GrereX1
    GrereX1 Male 13-17
    921 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    Pontiac Sunfire Wasnt There...
  41. Profile photo of GolfRocks
    GolfRocks Male 18-29
    151 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    are you guys dumb? this is only for american cars, so stfu "they dont have my opel ghahanresta!? OMGORZ" jesus, some of you pi$$ me off.

    whew, glad i got that out, ive had a bad day ;)

  42. Profile photo of lexmex
    lexmex Female 18-29
    458 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    lincoln aviater only had a risk of injury to the right leg

    ..my jeep grand cherroke is another story

  43. Profile photo of Nadroj09
    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    good to know my cavalier has a poor rating, i feel real safe now
  44. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    I love how they try to play it off like it was no big deal every time.

    *CRAAAAAAASHHHHHH, shower of glass, WHiiiiiirrrrff, dummy jerks awkwardly and flies out window*
    "Yaaa ummmmmmm, the dummy is only a little dead soooooo......well it`s still a nice car! So shiny too :-D"

  45. Profile photo of ais89ggs2006
    ais89ggs2006 Female 40-49
    4 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    I need to get rid of my Cavalier before I get killed!
  46. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 8:26 pm
    I don`t remember what kind of car my parents have but I was in a car crash this morning and it help up really well.
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    oumaverick Male 18-29
    206 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:06 pm
    maybe i should say goodbye to my 03 Neon lol
  48. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    My car got a “Good” rating. I was hoping for “Super Awesome”.
  49. Profile photo of diabolical88
    diabolical88 Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:42 am
    No Oldsmobile Intrigue. :(
    Well, it`s not like I was looking forward to being in an accident anytime too soon anyway.
  50. Profile photo of chatgirl44
    chatgirl44 Female 18-29
    242 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:21 am
    honda accords kick ass!
  51. Profile photo of sarahxoxo
    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 3:36 am
    Awe, they don`t have my Chevy S10. I bet it wouldn`t of done very well anyways.
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    coolqwerty90 Male 18-29
    1 post
    June 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    wow...i really wouldnt like that to happen to my car!!!
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    sexiemama1 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    They didn`t have my Acura listed...but most of the others did fairly well, so I guess I`m okay.

    I still hope no one hits me from the side though.

  54. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 1:33 am
    "Hey, what`s your job?"
    "I wreck cars"
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    motoslvr736 Male 13-17
    11 posts
    June 14, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    GolfRocks
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    17 Posts Tuesday, June 12, 2007 5:30:15 PM
    "are you guys dumb? this is only for american cars, so stfu "they dont have my opel ghahanresta!? OMGORZ" jesus, some of you pi$$ me off.
    whew, glad i got that out, ive had a bad day"

    sooooo stupid, they have benz`s there Dee De Dee

  56. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 15, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    My car wasn`t on there, I AM IMMORTAL.
  57. Profile photo of discobill
    discobill Male 18-29
    12 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 6:43 pm
    weird... i didnt look too hard but i didnt see any cars older than 1999 models..
  58. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    January 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
    "My car wasn`t on there, I AM IMMORTAL."

    Me too!

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