Crash Tests

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Misc
http://www.consumerreports.org/cro/cars/safety-recalls/carcrashtest/crashtestvideo.htm

See how your car looks in a crash.
There are 58 comments:
Male 782
"My car wasn`t on there, I AM IMMORTAL."

Me too!

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Male 12
weird... i didnt look too hard but i didnt see any cars older than 1999 models..
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Female 428
My car wasn`t on there, I AM IMMORTAL.
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Male 11
GolfRocks
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
17 Posts Tuesday, June 12, 2007 5:30:15 PM
"are you guys dumb? this is only for american cars, so stfu "they dont have my opel ghahanresta!? OMGORZ" jesus, some of you pi$$ me off.
whew, glad i got that out, ive had a bad day"

sooooo stupid, they have benz`s there Dee De Dee

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Male 593
"Hey, what`s your job?"
"I wreck cars"
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Female 18
They didn`t have my Acura listed...but most of the others did fairly well, so I guess I`m okay.

I still hope no one hits me from the side though.

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Male 1
wow...i really wouldnt like that to happen to my car!!!
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Female 493
Awe, they don`t have my Chevy S10. I bet it wouldn`t of done very well anyways.
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Female 242
honda accords kick ass!
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Female 26
No Oldsmobile Intrigue. :(
Well, it`s not like I was looking forward to being in an accident anytime too soon anyway.
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Male 1,465
My car got a “Good” rating. I was hoping for “Super Awesome”.
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Male 206
maybe i should say goodbye to my 03 Neon lol
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Female 690
I don`t remember what kind of car my parents have but I was in a car crash this morning and it help up really well.
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Female 4
I need to get rid of my Cavalier before I get killed!
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Male 907
I love how they try to play it off like it was no big deal every time.

*CRAAAAAAASHHHHHH, shower of glass, WHiiiiiirrrrff, dummy jerks awkwardly and flies out window*
"Yaaa ummmmmmm, the dummy is only a little dead soooooo......well it`s still a nice car! So shiny too :-D"

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Male 194
good to know my cavalier has a poor rating, i feel real safe now
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Female 458
lincoln aviater only had a risk of injury to the right leg

..my jeep grand cherroke is another story

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Male 151
are you guys dumb? this is only for american cars, so stfu "they dont have my opel ghahanresta!? OMGORZ" jesus, some of you pi$$ me off.

whew, glad i got that out, ive had a bad day ;)

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Male 919
Pontiac Sunfire Wasnt There...
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Male 2,781
ALL THOSE SMASHED UP CARS... SWEET DESTRUCTION!!!
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Female 1,002
Wheeeeeeeeeee, smash.
Been there, done that.
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Female 49
mine wasnt there. my moms was and it didnt do so well :(
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Female 82
Omg, I`m gonna die if I`m hit from the side.... Though the Cobalt did do well on front and rear crash ratings, the side one sucked. Risk of skull fractures and/or brain damage? Well my grad gift for making valedictorian may put me in the special ed classes T_T
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Female 1,832
Dodge Intrepid did well overall accept for one small little detail :
SERIOUS LEG INJURY
Fcuk! I better go look at the newest models of wheelchair now, any suggestions??
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Male 142
im jeff barlin, lets take a look at my mullet in slow motion. (Woosh!)
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Female 399
Mazda 3 did well in head-on, but terribly in side impact.

Audi A3 did well in both.

Guess which one we just bought :(

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Male 315
they don`t have peugot....that sucks
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Male 1,364
this is good to know
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Female 22
Yeah, ummm, I`m pretty much toast in an accident.
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Male 2,216
They don`t have ANY Land Rovers, so my Land Rover Defender is out.
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Female 28
argh... scary..
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Female 300
they dont have my cars...
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Male 139
so... did anyone see one that was really bad?

worst i could find was the JEEP Liberty. the dummies head rebounded back into the side pillar... ouch.

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Male 49
That must be a pretty fun job.
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Male 506
Honda Odyssey did good, almost no risk of injury for the driver`s seat from in front and behind. Buuuut... There is a risk of organ damage if you`re in the back seat and you`re hit from the side... :(

I sit in the side almost all the time.

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Female 99
Did anyone else see the Ford Airstream?? It`s like, "Oh...my...god..." Swivel CHAIRS?! NEON AROUND THE WINDOWS??! AND THAT KEWL LAVA LAMP/PICTURE DISPLAYER?! Freaking AWESOME! Cars of the future, man...cars of the future...I know they probably won`t be on the market until like 2012 or something like that, and I know I`m only like 14...AND I know they WILL be very expensive and I know I`d prefer a Hybrid...but THIS CAR IS MINE! (When I`m a coroner and make good enough pay to get it, that is ;) )
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Male 15
"In case anyone sees me driving sometime, please don`t hit me from the side, or I`ll probably die."

Same here.

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Female 73
Honda Accord did really well, resulting in basically no injury in both side and frontal crashes.

Yay :)

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Female 2,761
did any car do good?
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Female 1,007
It doesn`t even have my car. I guess I can`t crash.
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Male 1
Freaked me out. I will be nervous the next time i get in my car
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Female 35
If I get in a crash, I`m gonna die. :(
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Male 121
didn`te even have any fiats
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Female 854
I think I`ll walk.
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Male 4,546
They had my van. .... I`m not happy.

Lol, ok it wasn`t that bad, but still I wanna hear "Your car is immortal" not "only a moderate risk of damage to the neck and ribs".

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Male 210
O MY GOD

I should be dead by now!

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Male 36
The European NCAP test are much better and more detailed.

http://www.euroncap.com/home.aspx

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Male 185
Can tell it`s American, they pronounce Jaguar: Jagwar
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Female 650
they didnt have either car i ride around in (i cant drive) maybe they are too old or something. bummer
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Female 344
They don`t have a Datsun~!
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Male 175
They don`t have a Nissan Micra!
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Female 123
my car did pretty well .

kudos to mercury .
:)

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Male 70
This looks like pwnage! Let`s NOT go ahead and get into accidents ppl
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Male 2,486
In case anyone sees me driving sometime, please don`t hit me from the side, or I`ll probably die.
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Male 2,486
Oh sh*t.

I better not get in a wreck.

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Male 213
hmm link didn`t work for me :S oh well :P
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Male 1,385
Ha ha
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Male 10,115
Link: Crash Tests [Rate Link] - See how your car looks in a crash.
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