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  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:23 am
    Link: Complete One-Liners Listing - See if you can find a reason to use one in conversation today.
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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:12 am
    haha, Awesome.
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    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.

    way to be pessemistic

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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Too long to read at 2 am.
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    PunkGirl_123 Female 13-17
    168 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:35 am
    haha. This made me "lol"
  6. Profile photo of IloveShoes
    IloveShoes Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:45 am
    "why waste a lie when the truth will do"
    tell this to my roommate.
    she tends to lie when the truth would be better than the lie she makes up
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:46 am
    "A day for firm decisions! Or is it?"
  8. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:48 am
    A good pun is its own reword. <3
  9. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:02 am
    They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
  10. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 3:49 am
    I`ve used #53 before
  11. Profile photo of runner555
    runner555 Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:08 am
    Mostly just (funny)sayings.
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:46 am
    yeah, i`ll blurt one out at the bus stop later.
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:28 am
    "A day without sun shine is like, you know, night."
    WELL THANK YOU Mr. Obvious!
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    ruffnerr Male 30-39
    74 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:09 am
    I got distracted by the stupid web page telling me to upgrade my browser. I hate webpages that do that. I will run what I want to run, tyvm
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    unknownbeing Male 13-17
    298 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:43 am
    lol i liked the "A man on a date wonders if he will get lucky, the woman already knows"
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    dreamxtime Female 13-17
    35 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:09 am
    Amusing enough. Most of them are pretty common, but definitely a chuckle.
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    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:29 am
    haha i like
  18. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 10:30 am
    Argh_Beast : Thats which one caught my eye too!! Haha!
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    Rofl_Ryan Male 13-17
    185 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 11:13 am
    43% of all statistics are worthless, how ironic?
  20. Profile photo of summing-cool
    summing-cool Male 13-17
    3 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 11:33 am
    Lol, im paranoid but am I paranoid enough?
  21. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Rofl_Ryan, if you`re serious then you can go ahead and die, no one will stop you.
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    fluffy_pink Female 18-29
    21 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:27 pm
    117: Elevators smell diferent to midgets??? WTF
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    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    they dont have this one in there but: "worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair; it gives u sumthing to do but doesnt get u anywhere".....oh snap
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    Lilynia Female 13-17
    61 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 2:16 pm
    fluffy_pink
    Monday, June 11, 2007 1:27:14 PM
    "117: Elevators smell diferent to midgets??? WTF"

    Think about what inconsiderate people like to do in them. Ever seen `Liar Liar`?

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    hellosilly Female 18-29
    69 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    lmao i REALLY loved those!
  27. Profile photo of Myloveispain
    Myloveispain Female 13-17
    17 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    446:Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

    BEST QUESTION EVVVEEERRR. <3

    xD

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    mindy_rawrr Female 13-17
    52 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    For a good time call (415) 642-9483?
    I don`t get it.
    -sniff-
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:07 pm
    BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!

    i really like that one...

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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    man...im wasting so much printing this ll out...15 pages :(
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    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    "Be naughty, save santa the trip." LOL
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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:03 pm
    ^I`VE USED THAT ONE BEFORE! :D HEHE

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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 6:10 pm
    i love these.
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 7:18 pm
    464. You`re just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

    Aha, so true :-)

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    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2958 posts
    June 11, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    -121. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.-

    Mine`s about Tree Fitty.

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    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 2:22 am
    i really like this..im using it for my away messages
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    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    "if you dont succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie"

    now thats a life plan

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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:26 pm
    "Sex on tv can`t hurt unless you fall off."

    ROFL xD

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    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    lol you dont need a parachute to skydive you only need a parachute to skydive twice
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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    I love this one I came up with.

    "Considering gene-splicing. We can combine an Albatross with a Pig and make many dreams come true."

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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    Some others I use frequently: (Unlisted as well)

    "I`m an idiot; not stupid."

    "It doesn`t take much to act like an idiot. Just be yourself."

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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 12, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
    ROFLMFAO!
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    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 12:42 am
    "If you`re walking on thin ice you might as well dance."
    Love that one.
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    dashrendar98 Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 1:52 am
    "Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."
    It`s hilarious because it rhymes...
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    mangarooboo Female 13-17
    280 posts
    June 13, 2007 at 2:00 am
    hey... what`s up with #218?
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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 12:35 am
    199: If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn`t be at all surprised.

    I don`t get it. :(

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    vintagepizza Female 13-17
    447 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 12:36 am
    Anyways, I love so may of these.
  48. Profile photo of deuterium
    deuterium Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    I used to sign yearbooks with these.
  49. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    July 1, 2007 at 11:37 am
    Very wise...
  50. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    August 10, 2007 at 10:08 pm
    My dad got me a book that has a lot of these in them.

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