Complete One-Liners Listing

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See if you can find a reason to use one in conversation today.
There are 50 comments:
Female 428
My dad got me a book that has a lot of these in them.
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Female 920
Very wise...
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Female 112
I used to sign yearbooks with these.
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Female 447
Anyways, I love so may of these.
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Female 447
199: If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn`t be at all surprised.

I don`t get it. :(

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Female 280
hey... what`s up with #218?
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Male 132
"Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."
It`s hilarious because it rhymes...
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Female 878
"If you`re walking on thin ice you might as well dance."
Love that one.
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Female 1,398
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
ROFLMFAO!
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Male 425
Some others I use frequently: (Unlisted as well)

"I`m an idiot; not stupid."

"It doesn`t take much to act like an idiot. Just be yourself."

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Male 425
I love this one I came up with.

"Considering gene-splicing. We can combine an Albatross with a Pig and make many dreams come true."

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Male 625
lol you dont need a parachute to skydive you only need a parachute to skydive twice
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Female 1,002
"Sex on tv can`t hurt unless you fall off."

ROFL xD

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Male 924
"if you dont succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie"

now thats a life plan

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Male 468
i really like this..im using it for my away messages
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Male 2,958
-121. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.-

Mine`s about Tree Fitty.

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Female 2,552
464. You`re just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

Aha, so true :-)

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Female 2,084
i love these.
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Male 2,781
^I`VE USED THAT ONE BEFORE! :D HEHE

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Male 273
"Be naughty, save santa the trip." LOL
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Male 1,016
man...im wasting so much printing this ll out...15 pages :(
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Male 1,016
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!

i really like that one...

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Female 52
For a good time call (415) 642-9483?
I don`t get it.
-sniff-
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Female 17
446:Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

BEST QUESTION EVVVEEERRR. <3

xD

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Female 69
lmao i REALLY loved those!
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Female 61
fluffy_pink
Monday, June 11, 2007 1:27:14 PM
"117: Elevators smell diferent to midgets??? WTF"

Think about what inconsiderate people like to do in them. Ever seen `Liar Liar`?

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Female 305
they dont have this one in there but: "worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair; it gives u sumthing to do but doesnt get u anywhere".....oh snap
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Female 21
117: Elevators smell diferent to midgets??? WTF
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Male 156
Rofl_Ryan, if you`re serious then you can go ahead and die, no one will stop you.
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Female 1,065
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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Male 3
Lol, im paranoid but am I paranoid enough?
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Male 185
43% of all statistics are worthless, how ironic?
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Female 1,832
Argh_Beast : Thats which one caught my eye too!! Haha!
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Male 946
haha i like
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Female 35
Amusing enough. Most of them are pretty common, but definitely a chuckle.
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Male 298
lol i liked the "A man on a date wonders if he will get lucky, the woman already knows"
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Male 74
I got distracted by the stupid web page telling me to upgrade my browser. I hate webpages that do that. I will run what I want to run, tyvm
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Male 838
"A day without sun shine is like, you know, night."
WELL THANK YOU Mr. Obvious!
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Female 1,395
yeah, i`ll blurt one out at the bus stop later.
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Male 8
Mostly just (funny)sayings.
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Male 563
I`ve used #53 before
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Male 213
They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.
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Female 228
A good pun is its own reword. <3
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Male 213
"A day for firm decisions! Or is it?"
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Female 430
"why waste a lie when the truth will do"
tell this to my roommate.
she tends to lie when the truth would be better than the lie she makes up
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Female 168
haha. This made me "lol"
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Female 2,674
Too long to read at 2 am.
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Male 528
Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.

way to be pessemistic

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Female 226
haha, Awesome.
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Male 10,115
Link: Complete One-Liners Listing [Rate Link] - See if you can find a reason to use one in conversation today.
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