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  1. Profile photo of edelweisse
    edelweisse Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:59 am
    Link: Baby 4Real - Should parents be allowed to name their child 4real?
  2. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:38 am
    I`d kill my parents if they named me that.
  3. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Parents should name their kids whatever they want. It`s the rest of the world that has trouble accepting anything different that need to get their heads out of their ass.
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    SpoonFork Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:18 am
    4 REAL
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    Kharrut1 Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:19 am
    I can just see him in twenty years, applying for a job-hopefully people will realize that he is 4 real (yes, a terrible pun-I know!!) when he tells them his name. :)
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    beanboy Male 13-17
    321 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:25 am
    They should die.
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    irule40 Male 13-17
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:25 am
    WTF! There is such a thing as the Bill of Rights. Oh, yeah they took that away from white people when Don Imus said something any black person would be allowed to say. This is retarted (but so is the name). Why can`t they name their kid 4real? Wait, what`s the excuse that dumbasses with power use when they take away constitutional rights? "It supports terrorism."

    This is a stupid world. I can`t wait until the apocolypse so satan can castrate you bitches.

  8. Profile photo of CanoeReeves
    CanoeReeves Female 13-17
    59 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:27 am
    "You get teased at school anyways" Nice attitude.
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    nimsay Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Who the f*u*c*k* cares, like they said, any name will get you teased at school. at least it is not another common name
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    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:32 am
    what has the goverment come to someone aswer MMMEEE
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    ellinht Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:40 am
    can`t play the video in Australia, but honestly I think it is cruel and selfish to call your child something like that with no regard to their future.
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    kingdante87 Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:40 am
    WTF?! No one should have to go through life being the only child who`s name starts with a number.
  13. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:50 am
    i think its stupid that the government tries to control what you name your kid.. but that is utterly ridiculous.

    kinda makes me want to name my future kid betty spaghetti.

    oh and would his name be first on a role call list? lol

  14. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:07 am
    so what?i want to name my kid "that asian kid" who cares?
  15. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:08 am
    hahahahaha.
    man that kid will be picked on in life.
  16. Profile photo of meander
    meander Female 18-29
    45 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:09 am
    You have to be kidding me. I knew someone who had a friend who was named Crystal Shanda Leer. Don`t know if that`s really the spelling, in fact, I`d rather have it spelled wrong to possibly `protect` her identity or whatever- It`s just seems so damn -wrong- to torture your poor kids with joke names! What the hell.
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    booboo89s Female 18-29
    26 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:13 am
    hes 4real gonna stick out lol
  18. Profile photo of flying_ltj
    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Parents should be able to name their kids whatever they want...

    But gotta feel bad for the kid. Not for being teased, but for the problems he will have his entire education by not being able to bubble in his own name on standardized tests and forms.

  19. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1012 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:26 am
    what kind of jackasses would name their child something like that!?
  20. Profile photo of blahblah2018
    blahblah2018 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:36 am
    wow they`re on crack, and also their parents
  21. Profile photo of Smollet
    Smollet Male 13-17
    97 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:42 am
    This shows not only kids cry for attention...
  22. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:56 am
    They`ll be teased no matter what their name is?
    What are these people`s IQs? 77?
    No one gets teased about their names where I go to school, except for funny nicknames, or if you have an especially unique last name (mine`s 15 letters, i would know.) but that`s FUNNY! being named 4Real is EMOTIONALLY damaging!

    BUT PLEASE, COME ON PEOPLE, BE SENSIBLE!!! I think it`s GREAT the government is trying to keep this from happening! It`s this fad lately, the stupidest fad in ALL OF HISTORY, where parents seem to think it`s OK, if they need attention, or they`re just mentally unfit, to name their children oddly. If you need examples, search American Celebrity Baby Names, because, I swear, there are no people on Earth more stupid and attention wanting, than US celebs.

  23. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:06 am
    i know someone named dan issa ho.
    hes basically you`re everyday "that asian kid" kid.
  24. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:24 am
    Parents should be allowed to name their child anything they please.
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    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:52 am
    Wow... personally, I think these parents are morons. I really don`t think the government has any right to stop them from acting out their idiocy... but the poor kid is going to have to pay for having stupid parents.
  26. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:53 am
    I want to name my kid "[][][][][][][]"

    So, you will say his name like this, "Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket Left square bracket right square bracket "

    It will be awesome.

  27. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:56 am
    That dawg is 4real !
  28. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:07 am
    Ah ... locally restricted, discriminating internet sites. You have to love them ... not.
  29. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:16 am
    My name is Dr-L337
  30. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:19 am
    yeah okay, who cares?
    its not hurting anyone? so why fight it?
    kid has a cool name. he`s gonna end up changing it or adotping a nickname anyway.
  31. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:32 am
    4 is my lucky#~
    I don`t want a number in my name though....

    This reminds me of the news in JPN long time ago that parents wanted to name their baby `AKUMA`(Devil in Eng.), and the Gov. refused it. Crazy~

  32. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:45 am
    I can`t see the vid (Something about it not being available in my area) but I do think that naming your kid 4real would make it be teased a lot. However no one should have the right to stop them from doing that.
  33. Profile photo of PanicOver
    PanicOver Male 13-17
    50 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:47 am
    Danget. This is exactly the reason someone needs to invent some sort of long ranged slapping device.
  34. Profile photo of Gh4z
    Gh4z Male 18-29
    234 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:09 am
    <nerdalert>
    Why not just name your kid `;DROP DATABASE;` and see if the computers crash.
    </nerdalert>

    Seriously, this shouldn`t be possible. At a later age it could mean a whole lot of trouble in hospitals for example D: like `OMG this guy dropped from a swing and broke his arm!` `for real?` `no someone else, 4real is in the room next to him`

  35. Profile photo of wuguwa
    wuguwa Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:08 am
    it didn`t load right for me, but what about those standardized test things where you have to bubble in your name? there are no numbers in that first column. i`m not saying that they shouldn`t name their kid that but it does make things a lot harder.
  36. Profile photo of Somombo
    Somombo Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:10 am
    Aw I can`t play the video in the UK. I hate aol video, always does that to me :(
  37. Profile photo of TehAssassin
    TehAssassin Male 13-17
    34 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:14 am
    I think it`s a good thing for the government to step in. The child is unknowing to what is going on and has no one to protect him from the name that could destroy is life. Would you complain if the government stepped in to protect a child from abuse? Probably not.

    This kid will not only be psychologically hurt from the certain endless teasing, but the name will also hurt him later in life. I`m not sure how many businesses would want to hire a person named 4real.

    These parents are extremely stupid. Get your kid a real name!

  38. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:17 am
    Any name you get, gets you teased? What juvinile school did they go to? I didnt see all the Johns, Davids, Matts, and Tylers getting teased. Wtf kind of name is 4Real? It has a freaking NUMBER in his name, they really should have laws against stupid names like this.

    "oh he will be teased", yes he certainly will. And he will both rue and lament both his parents for their choice in name.

    I`m all for unique names or letting a parent name their child whatever they want, but 4Real? Come on, guys. Would YOU want to be named 4Real? Think of the poor kid. Those parents need to be slapped upside the head.

  39. Profile photo of Crz4mets2
    Crz4mets2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:41 am
    Forreal? Foreal? 4 real? I got it! Fo` Real!

    Yes, people always make fun of my name in school. Sean! HAHAHA!! Sean! What a funny name!!!!.....no.

  40. Profile photo of Eoghans
    Eoghans Male 13-17
    11 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:47 am
    Well whatever you think all I no is they`re Chris Benoit fans.
  41. Profile photo of Sephrenia
    Sephrenia Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:51 am
    cant be played in this backwater :hmpf:
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    Sephrenia Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:57 am
    For those that cant view the video - theres a similar here: http://my.earthlink.net/article/vid?guid...
  43. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:20 am
    I hope they realize he`s going to made fun of through his life.
  44. Profile photo of maneaterx3
    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:41 am
    RyanF701, you are my hero.

    And I`d totally love my name to be something like that.

  45. Profile photo of iamrobot13
    iamrobot13 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:42 am
    Stupid government, Parents should be able to name their kids what every they like.

    But you have to admit 4real does sound kind of stupid.

  46. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:44 am
    wont work...

    but sounds awesome.

  47. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:54 am
    Those parents look like ghetto trash.
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    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
    552 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:05 am
    I used to know someone named Harry Dick...
  49. Profile photo of edelweisse
    edelweisse Female 18-29
    42 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:12 am
    there could be worse names, for example: (these are all REAL names...for real. hehe
    Will Wacker (you know they had to have called him willy!)
    Gaye Hooker-Seriously, i worked with her.
    Ima Pigg
    Penny Nickles
  50. Profile photo of demone_paar
    demone_paar Male 13-17
    230 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:25 am
    "This reminds me of the news in JPN long time ago that parents wanted to name their baby `AKUMA`(Devil in Eng.), and the Gov. refused it. Crazy~" im gonna name my kid akumadevildiableteufeldiavolodiablo
  51. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:25 am
    i dont get that name 4 REAL :P
  52. Profile photo of nyallcs
    nyallcs Male 18-29
    112 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:30 am
    I`m sorry but naming your kid for real would not cause problems for him in later life, unlike you people seem to think, seeing as you can change your name.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:34 am
    AOL media player? Yeah, right.
  54. Profile photo of Ratdog993
    Ratdog993 Female 18-29
    158 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:40 am
    Can anyone not in America play the video?
  55. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
    With parents like those, I`m sure that baby would be better off as an orphan.
  56. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    Lol "Other couples naming their kids satan and adolf hitler"
    For people who get screwd by AOL Video here`s a youtube link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq8THI900...
  57. Profile photo of StopSmiling
    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    Can`t be played in the UK

    But seriously, who wants a name with numbers in it?

  58. Profile photo of Fanaticirony
    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    Lol this is like when people call their sons "Marc" with a `c`. Nothing says "TW4T" like giving a kid a stupid name. Couldn`t they give him a name which means "for real" in another country?
    Avril Lavigne, though a tramp, has a cool name, but Peaches Geldoff has a dumb name.. and Lavigne means Peaches. Avril means April. April Peaches - what a stupid name.. but Avril Lavigne, that sounds cool. (:
    <Tuts> What`s with people trying to make their kids so different by MAKING UP names?!
  59. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    "Sorry this video clip is not available in your area"

    Bum link, delete it now.

  60. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm
    o.o Wow... And people say America is weird...
  61. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    r u 4 real?
  62. Profile photo of frogpond
    frogpond Female 13-17
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    June 24, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    i` cannae be played in Sco`land bu` there are some wierd an` stupid names ou` there.
  63. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    So, it`s not ok to name a baby 4Real, but it`s ok to name a baby Apple, Cocoa, Heaven, etc...

    I think that the government meant when they said they base this situation on a "case by case basis" is that if you are a celebrity or the name is in question and the government likes it, it`s ok. If it`s something unusual, then they are going to ban it.

    I figure it this way - let the parents choose what they want to name the baby. They created the baby, they had the baby I don`t think the government was there helping them create or deliver the baby.

    I would be fighting this every step of the way - 4REAL!

  64. Profile photo of celticzaida
    celticzaida Female 13-17
    205 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:46 pm
    I think if you`re going to give a child an unusual name, you should at least give them a normal middle name, so they can use that if they want to.
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 1:52 pm
    The difference between a name like "Crystal Shanda Leer" and "4Real" is obvious... "Crystal" is a witty name, it fits the last name in a funny, off the wall manner. For example, my parents almost named me Justin Time... I thought it would`ve been cool. But "4Real" is just ASKING for trouble... i mean, with "Crystal" you could at least say "Crystal Leer"... but what the hell is "4Real" going to say?
  66. Profile photo of JaySmith15
    JaySmith15 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 1:53 pm
    Thats weird... from listening to the parents, they look and seem like perfectly sane people.... but it`s pretty obvious that they`re retarded.
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    cannibal151 Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    Im going to name my baby cannibal151
  68. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    I really want to bash their heads together. This is why you should have to apply to be a parent.
  69. Profile photo of tattoojunky
    tattoojunky Male 30-39
    35 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    I would never name my kid that, but to each their own. However, I don`t think the government should have any say in it. Besides, some people legally change their names to symbols.
  70. Profile photo of amonstrosity
    amonstrosity Female 18-29
    93 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:02 pm
    And so it is, `Idiocracy` begins....
    http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
  71. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
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    June 24, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    If I was called that I`d either force my parents to get my name changed or do it my self when I`m older.
  72. Profile photo of sifl
    sifl Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    I think if parents want to do something crazy and weird, they need to do it to themselves not to a baby who has no choice in the matter
  73. Profile photo of Wondertea
    Wondertea Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    i`d kill my parents if they named me 4real . . . . they could`ve even named him 4skin XD
  74. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    I want a number in my name!
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    misscutieroo Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 3:35 pm
    wow...i want to go back in time and kill one of those parents so they dont reproduce so they cant name their baby a freaking stupid name that he will hate! 4real yo
  76. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:57 pm
    Thats really cute, they should be able to do whatever the hell they want.
  77. Profile photo of Aqausixio
    Aqausixio Female 18-29
    1397 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Calm down everyone its just a name, these people are awesome.
  78. Profile photo of whtevr
    whtevr Female 40-49
    915 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    Why don`t they name him vagina? After all, that`s where he came from.
  79. Profile photo of AHAS9176
    AHAS9176 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:29 pm
    I can imagine the constant teasing.
    A teacher:
    4real?4real!
    Kid raises hand.
    Teacher: What? Are you 4real?
    Kid: Well, yes, I am actually.
    -smacks head-
    When I have a kid, I`m gonna name him rrrrrrrrr or some name with no vowels like jrtkf.
    HAha,.
    If these people get away with that stupid bull, I can do whatever I please.
    HAH.
  80. Profile photo of glocktypus
    glocktypus Female 18-29
    430 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:48 pm
    Yes, you should be able to name your child what you wish to, but they are not pets. You must also think of their rights, wishes and well being and not make your own statements with their lives. Change your own mame legally if you wish...
  81. Profile photo of primetime101
    primetime101 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    He will never get organized in ABC order
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    26334833 Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    I just loved the newscaster`s tone at the end. When she was signing off, her tone just said, "...and who was the *astard who assigned me this *ucking story?"
  83. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
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    June 24, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    What people Name their kids isn`t the problem, it`s stupid assed people having kids in the first place that`s the issue.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    i guess. obviously he`s for real. what losers. they should just call him that as a nick name.

    i remember when my sister was pregnant i was looking for a name in a baby book and i saw binky. it was for a boy and a girl and since i didn`t we didn`t know, that`s what we called him. even now that he is three we still call him binky. but we didn`t NAME him that.

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    tnt1126 Male 13-17
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    June 24, 2007 at 5:54 pm
    irule40 is wierd
  86. Profile photo of bianchi
    bianchi Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm
    Poor kid. Tortured for life. Because of a silly name. Tsk.. tsk..

    Do they love their baby at all?

  87. Profile photo of littlewooll8
    littlewooll8 Male 13-17
    115 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    i can bet that by the time he is 18 he changes his name and never talks to his parents again. i mean what kind of idiotic parents would put a freaking number in their kid`s name. and the thing about the kid being made fun of about his name, and they say everyone gets their name made fun of ....wrong....this kid is going to get humiliated, just imagine "4real" sitting in school and hearing "will 4real....*hushed voice* haha come look at this kids name it`s spelled with a 4 *distinct laughter*, *clears throat* will 4real come down to the principals office" he would be traumatized no kid would be able to live with a name like that. i can only hope that his middle name is normal so that he can go by that.
  88. Profile photo of jjcruiser13
    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    "What people Name their kids isn`t the problem, it`s stupid assed people having kids in the first place that`s the issue."

    You are correct, sir!
    And as some people have pointed out, it`s not just the kids teasing you. Any sort of formal document he has to fill out- (some random paperwork for the doctor`s office, his taxes, applications) people are going to see that name and probably think he`s being a smart ass for writing that as his name... stupid people need to stop getting knocked up...

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    "Wow... personally, I think these parents are morons. I really don`t think the government has any right to stop them from acting out their idiocy... but the poor kid is going to have to pay for having stupid parents."
    right, who cares about anyone under the age of 18? parents should be allowed to make them go to school naked too. it would be funny, guys!
  90. Profile photo of bccseahawkz
    bccseahawkz Male 13-17
    204 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    U CAN PUT NUMBERS IN A BABY`S NAME?!?! YES! now i know what to name MY child.
  91. Profile photo of tricia1342
    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    **Baby naming tip** - try it out on the dog first. If you feel like a jackhole yelling it out in a dog park and embarassed to take it to the vet (which you SHOULD), you should probably not give the name to a human baby.

    Unless, of course, you deeply hate your stinking, big headed baby and want to ensure that everyone knows you are a feeble buffoon.

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    tricia1342 Female 30-39
    123 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    They really should just cut the crap and name the baby "rubberbroke".
  93. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    Humanity has created fantastic things, penicilin, the collosus of Rhodos, the pyramids, the Panama canal, advanced mathematics, radio...
    Isnt` it remarkable, that we are able to create such wonders, and I`ve not even mentioned art, and yet some of us will babtize their child 4real?
    When we`re great, we soar in the highest strata of spiritual enlightenment.
    When we`re stupid, we`re really really really really stupid.
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    bombsquad505 Female 18-29
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    June 24, 2007 at 8:04 pm
    They should be allowed to name their kid whatever they want to...

    But still...poor kid.

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    moracca Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    in case you haven`t heard. This was shot down by the courts of whatever country it was in. They decided no numbers in names. It was on the news tonight
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 8:38 pm
    "
    My name is Dr-L337"

    Laid?

  97. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:51 pm
    Wow and I thought the people naming their kid Sephiroth was bad. But this takes it to a new level of stupid.
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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 9:59 pm
    Better than some of the celebrity baby names. They had a vh1 special on it. somebody named their baby Audioscience. What the hell? that sounds like a rock band name. 4real is a hundred times better than that
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    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    Suicide.
  100. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    eather hes going to runaway and change his name or hes going to kill himself.
  101. Profile photo of socalsk8er
    socalsk8er Male 13-17
    115 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 10:48 pm
    is this 4real?
  102. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    June 24, 2007 at 11:44 pm
    I dont see why they shouldnt, I mean, my name is CommandUnitXP9601-Pro
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    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:13 am
    CommandUnitXP9601-Pro your lucky, my das a spokes person for mac so my name is, Macisbetterthanpccauseitisbettersuitedforalaiedbacklifestyleandnowitcanrunwindowssoallyourfilescanbemovedoveralsomacsmaynothaveasmuchgamesapcbutitisstillbetterthanpcnonetheless. And thats abbreviated
  104. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:14 am
    didnt mean to extend the box there
  105. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:18 am
    i nominate them for the Worst Parents Award
  106. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Attention sluts at the expense of their kid.
  107. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:20 am
    i can see him being a new student at a school, we have a new student, 4real. and all the kids will be like Shut up ms jankins stop trying to sound cool
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    sk8erkjvm Male 13-17
    25 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:32 am
    FO REAL!!!!
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    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 1:35 am
    "when we had the first scan and we realized it was all pretty real"
    Everyone is real, I feel so sorry for that kid. Perhaps the dad should change his name to captain obvious.
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    banana_benda Male 40-49
    144 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:04 am
    link won`t play
  111. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:50 am
    WHOA. Those are AWFULLY STUPID parents! Even I feel desperate and useless at the thought some awfully idiotic parents are naming their son "4REAL"!
    I mean... my mother often thinks of utterly stupid things as super cool... but this is simply too much.

    Goddamn AOL. They must`ve thought DVD region codes were fun.
    Take that, America vs. rest-of-the-world militants, not only Americans are that dumb!

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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:51 am
    "<nerdalert>
    Why not just name your kid `;DROP DATABASE;` and see if the computers crash.
    </nerdalert>

    Seriously, this shouldn`t be possible. At a later age it could mean a whole lot of trouble in hospitals for example D: like `OMG this guy dropped from a swing and broke his arm!` `for real?` `no someone else, 4real is in the room next to him`"

    Best computer-geek-comment ever :P

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 5:57 am
    Unfortunately, the government HAS to have a say when it comes to naming babies.

    History has shown that there were plenty of people who thought it would be kewl to name their kid "Sh$t", or "F*ck", or whatever...to make a statement, or to get in the papers, or whatever.

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 10:19 am
    Some people should not be allowed to reproduce. Or adopt. Or have any contact with people over whom they have influence or control.
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    WistfulEarth Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 10:33 am
    I think the government stepped on because of the number in his name. Filling the name in on electronic sheets (like scantron) would be difficult as there is no option to fill in a number instead of a letter...It would cause difficulties in that manner...
  116. Profile photo of iPirate
    iPirate Male 13-17
    419 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    i was guess like if the kid was like trying to be gangster and he went like into a job interview, the guy would say are you 4real when he came in and be would be like hellz yah im 4real dogg
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    those people are MORONS. i mean, think about having a sh*tty name like that. and have you heard of the people that named their kids `superman`, `parishilton`, `50 cent` and other crap like that?! why the hell would you want to name your CHILD that, the child that YOU had, the child that you should LOVE?! and if someone named their kid that, they are obviously morons, so they don`t have a decent job. so they send their kid to public school, where he will be made fun of until third grade, and then kids will start stealing his books, destroying his homework, and kicking him. when he gets into middle school, he will have already had a horrible life, only to be made worse by people switching locks on his locker, actually beating him up, and just destroying his life. and then he`ll get really bad grades because of everybody destroying his stuff, so he won`t be able to go to college or get a decent job. so he`ll probably resort to stealing stuff, and then get landed in jail a couple times.
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    and even if that doesn`t happen exactly like that, something close will happen, i guarantee you. but seriously, just THINK about having such a stupid name. `yeah mom and dad, I KNOW THAT I`M REAL. you don`t have to CLARIFY that by giving me a sh*tty name.`
  119. Profile photo of aznsensayshn
    aznsensayshn Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 6:25 pm
    well.. it`s their kid
  120. Profile photo of SiriusLives
    SiriusLives Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    Poor kid. My mom did one of those joke names with me. She named me after Sarah Jane Connor from Terminator. Sarah Jane Lawl. She was going to name me Roxanne, and I really wish she would have =O
  121. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    I`M GONNA NAME MY KID(WHEN I HAVE ONE)...GOD..OR ALLAH...OR ZEUS...MAYBE CREATOR OR `YOUR MAKER`

    THAT OUGHT TO PISS OFF A LOT OF PEOPLE....

    IMEAN I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE NAMED JESUS
    I KNOW ONE PERSON NAMED MOHAMMED-WHICH IS SUPPOSEDLY THE MOST POPULAR NAME IN THE WORLD.

    IT`S SOL GOODE
    /RANT

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    Sporks Female 13-17
    94 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    Umm...

    I`d kill my parents.

  123. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    "He`ll thank us later down the road"

    - thank + hate = reality. for real.

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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    that is stupid. that isn`t even creative. they should be killed for that.
  125. Profile photo of archanos
    archanos Male 13-17
    158 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    lol people don`t change often in this world, and they sure as h.ell ain`t gunna eaccept him,lol
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    freeze43 Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 25, 2007 at 11:09 pm
    RIP Chris Benoit

    4REAL

  127. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 1:28 am
    haha, at least that baby will be very unique in the future
  128. Profile photo of xxnibiru
    xxnibiru Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 26, 2007 at 10:26 am
    Severe Dumbasses...
  129. Profile photo of Lianres
    Lianres Female 13-17
    53 posts
    July 2, 2007 at 4:44 am
    All you people who are like, oh what a horrible government, blah blah blah, are retarded.
    they`re trying to put a numeral in their kid`s name, they`re dumb! END OF STORY
  130. Profile photo of TrueJSFan
    TrueJSFan Female 13-17
    96 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 1:36 am
    name ur kid wutever..i wnet to skool with a girl named poohead...
    it wanst pronounced lie that tho it was
    pooh-ee-ed.
    like that thou.
  131. Profile photo of CheesyQueso
    CheesyQueso Female 18-29
    2197 posts
    September 19, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    i dont think that havein numbers in the name should be allowed because that can mess things up alphabetically or when filling things out and names that are far too strange should be descions made by the kids when older btw there is author named Cresent Dragonwagon

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