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Date: 05/10/07 02:10 AM

67 Responses to You`re In Control

  1. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:22 pm
    Link: You`re In Control - A video game you control with... urine.
  2. Profile photo of P-Chanmisao
    P-Chanmisao Female 18-29
    228 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:15 am
    Makes me wish I were male.
  3. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:26 am
    Wow, what a long description and so much hard work for something that sucks. Yeah, like I have time to take 50 squirts at imaginary targets just to relieve myself. If I feel like shooting something, I`ll aim for the urinal cake.
  4. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:26 am
    Interestinnngg... )-|
  5. Profile photo of Purey
    Purey Male 18-29
    453 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:29 am
    I agree with maelstrom_x if I need to urinate it is to relive myself not to pull a muscle in an attempt to cover an imaginary target in piss
  6. Profile photo of danield
    danield Male 13-17
    14 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Don`t want to imagine the mess that drunks, (or anyone really) would make.
  7. Profile photo of Jilana
    Jilana Female 13-17
    254 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:32 am
    That`d be fun to tell the doctor, though.
    "You sprained your p**** playing a video game!?"
  8. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:13 am
    ...and how much urine is needed to pass level 1?
  9. Profile photo of ladyevilness
    ladyevilness Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:22 am
    ewwww thats gonna make used the restroom for men intresting to say the lest when someone needs help with a level hehehehe
  10. Profile photo of Demondan
    Demondan Male 18-29
    98 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:36 am
    blimey, there`d be piss everywhere
  11. Profile photo of GeneralPhyL
    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:53 am
    Seriously, why has no one made a piss joke yet on this comment board?
  12. Profile photo of Eagle390
    Eagle390 Male 18-29
    109 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:01 am
    Technology today "pisses" me off; the uselessness of some things when people are dieing of cancer and other urine related diseases...

    *end random*

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:04 am
    They put all that work into creating the, er...gaming environment, but couldn`t put together a decent streaming device?
  14. Profile photo of Dukit
    Dukit Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:13 am
    Was that the hamster dance in the background?
  15. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:14 am
    Where the hell are all the haters now? Come on Jebler! Come on Demi! This is your chance to bash something that is actually as crap as you make everything out to be!
  16. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:21 am
    Wow..another reason for men to take longer in the bathroom!
  17. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:40 am
    Watching that chick pretend pee standing up sort of made me hot, and it’s D E V I you illiterate drat.
  18. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:45 am
    ^
    Come on be nice. He just cant read.

    Anyways I think I would have had more fun running around and peeing on everyone with the fake pee thing.

  19. Profile photo of Mr-Womble
    Mr-Womble Male 18-29
    108 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:02 am
    damn geeks, making lots of fun things to make me feel stupid :(
    they finaly made the perfect excuse to take too long going to the toilet.

    "and where have you been ?"
    "TOO LEVEL 9 BITCH WOO !!"

  20. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:03 am
    This gives new meaning to the Phrase "Pee on me".
  21. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:41 am
    Who says I was talking about you Devi? Huh?

    Guess it`s pretty obvious from the description though huh? ;)

    Incidentally, that pic. Muslim Woman? Kitana/Mileena from Mortal Kombat? Generic ninja? I been wondering for a while.

  22. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 7:23 am
    Wonder how hardcore gamers will deal with this? They`ll never be out of the gents; providing walkthroughs, cheats and downing pints just to get to the next level.
  23. Profile photo of marvinius
    marvinius Male 18-29
    357 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 7:52 am
    what would happen if you throw poo at it?
  24. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 8:23 am
    im a hater? i didnt know. well i know i hate people but thats deferent. far as this goes i dont want to play duck hunt wile im taking a piss. besides im not circumcised so it would be harder for me.

    if you dont know for men win a fully intact penis the foreskin slows the stream of urine. you could pull the foreskin back to get a uninterrupted stream and more accuracy but why do that to play duck hunt?

    i realy didnt know i was a hater. win you like something what is ther to say. "that was funny" or "that was entertaining" whats the point in that. win you dislike or disagree with something is win you have something to say. the links i like a lot of times dont get comments from me or they get the generic "that was entertaining". maybe its just me, i dont like giving or receiving praise or encouragement. those kinds of things have the opposite of the intended affect on me.

    oh ya i forgot another one i use sometimes "that didnt suck" i like th

  25. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 8:24 am
    at one
  26. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:12 am
    Ok, ok, apologies to Jebler and Devi. I was just poking a little fun at your expense just *because* I`ve never seen you hand out any praise.

    Still not nice of me so I apologize for being a bit of an non-nice individual. Didn`t mean it to cause offense.

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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:13 am
    This is the best that MIT can come up with. Pretty sad. Now if they could invent a car that would run on human waste, now that is worth exploring.
  28. Profile photo of Ivo87
    Ivo87 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:22 am
    new from nintendo, the pii
  29. Profile photo of rambozo
    rambozo Male 13-17
    171 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:46 am
    haha good idea, but seriously, how much pee would you need to play that game? you`d end just as it was getting good!
  30. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:01 am
    Did anyone else notice that the moving targets you hit were the Hamsters from the Hamster Dance? And that the background music is also the song from that video? >_> rofl.
  31. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:25 am
    O.O *glazed*
  32. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:28 am
    that was cool, but is the dude who made this on drugs? }-)
  33. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:10 am
    Maybe they should make a `slasher` game you could play on it. geddit? Eh? yeah?.........oh never mind.
  34. Profile photo of sprink99
    sprink99 Male 30-39
    393 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:12 am
    By the way, why is it that all the people who invent things like this have such fu*king annoying voices.
  35. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:18 am
    Ok hmm I wonder if the male penis has to be as long as their "test penis" to get a good score. Because, well....*cough cough* I dont the average Joe is gonna do well. ;)
  36. Profile photo of sponn
    sponn Female 18-29
    53 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:35 am
    or...they could put up a `paintbrush` type interface, and you could have virtual pee-in-the-snow. Who knows what artistic wonders would await.
  37. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Yes we can. And you are right, we dont care...
  38. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:56 pm
    Willowpuff, are you related to Devi?
  39. Profile photo of Rich5678
    Rich5678 Male 13-17
    131 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    DID THEY SERIOUSLY NEED THE HAMSTER DANCE IN THE BACKGROUND?!?
  40. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    I swear this place is worth coming to just to watch Demogorgon tell off the idiots. Go Gorgon!
  41. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    Ah, that must be the new wee-wii!
  42. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:11 pm
    Willowpuff gave me a headache, it`s much appreciated I`m sure... *sighs*
  43. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    It would suck if you were in the middle of playing and ran out of pee...
  44. Profile photo of ShadoCrytr
    ShadoCrytr Male 18-29
    53 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    O_o

    ..Tempting, but I would play it if it was a better game.

  45. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    I could honestly see that coming to a mens room
  46. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    hey maybe the future will be multi player games you know get your mates in for a multi player shootem up doom style and how about a scoreboard too see whos the best pisser of em all!
  47. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    ..well if it keeps the guys from peeing all over the bathroom
  48. Profile photo of Ahhh Crap!
    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    ahhhh the first sexist comment......took a long while but I knew there would be one
  49. Profile photo of dogdude1
    dogdude1 Male 13-17
    404 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    Devi give Baalthazaq a break, i mean he`s a chink, he doesnt have peripheal vision, he can`t read letters correctly.
  50. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    D4mnit... I can`t get past lvl one
  51. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    This kinda reminds me of that Star Trek video that plays in the bathrooms at the Hilton
  52. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    wow thats retarded
  53. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    "..well if it keeps the guys from peeing all over the bathroom"

    That is unfair... you don`t know how hard it can be to pee standing up sometimes... the stream doesn`t always come out straight, and splashes from the toilet water can go onto the seat, as well. It`s not as straight-forward as point and shoot. Girls don`t know the rigors of peeing standing up, so give us guys a break. =)

  54. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    poo poo pee pee!!!
  55. Profile photo of harshkd
    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:30 pm
    thank you, MIT, for making our world such a better place to live in. i guess.
  56. Profile photo of Nadroj09
    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    "hey, let`s cure cancer!"
    "no dude, i`d rather make a video game that you can control by pissing"
    "yeah, that`s a lot better"
  57. Profile photo of Eliasar
    Eliasar Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    Well, artists don`t build bridges.

    ie, MIT grads aren`t MD`s.

    I thought it was hilarious. People get bent out of shape over the smallest things :-/

  58. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    who came up with this? honestly, this idea was almost as bad as the fashion designers who made the reverse farmer`s tan shirt.
  59. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Lol, Dogdude thinks I`m Chinese cos it says "Asia" in my profile.

    Ever think I might be living somewhere I wasn`t born?

    Ever think Asia extends beyond China?

    Ever think?

  60. Profile photo of tannerwoody
    tannerwoody Male 18-29
    134 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    creative
  61. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm
    someone gets excited, misses the urinal, and gets the guy next to him
  62. Profile photo of xxxana
    xxxana Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:30 pm
    It`s better in real life. just go about pissing on people, legs = 1 points, torso=2 points, head = 5 points, mouth shot=20 points. Getting away without getting punched = 100 points
  63. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Heh heh, the comments here are funny.
  64. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    Wtf...thats weird yet awsome at the sane time
  65. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:54 am
    haha URIN control....hehehe
  66. Profile photo of person1993
    person1993 Male 18-29
    131 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:32 pm
    So this is what MIT does nowadays?
  67. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    June 5, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    :-P NASTY!!!

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