You`re In Control

Submitted by: sertrbl 9 years ago Tech

A video game you control with... urine.
There are 67 comments:
Female 850
:-P NASTY!!!
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Male 131
So this is what MIT does nowadays?
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Male 1,289
haha URIN control....hehehe
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Female 1,470
Wtf...thats weird yet awsome at the sane time
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Male 870
Heh heh, the comments here are funny.
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Male 126
It`s better in real life. just go about pissing on people, legs = 1 points, torso=2 points, head = 5 points, mouth shot=20 points. Getting away without getting punched = 100 points
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Male 164
someone gets excited, misses the urinal, and gets the guy next to him
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Male 134
creative
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Male 4,547
Lol, Dogdude thinks I`m Chinese cos it says "Asia" in my profile.

Ever think I might be living somewhere I wasn`t born?

Ever think Asia extends beyond China?

Ever think?

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Male 292
who came up with this? honestly, this idea was almost as bad as the fashion designers who made the reverse farmer`s tan shirt.
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Male 3
Well, artists don`t build bridges.

ie, MIT grads aren`t MD`s.

I thought it was hilarious. People get bent out of shape over the smallest things :-/

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Male 194
"hey, let`s cure cancer!"
"no dude, i`d rather make a video game that you can control by pissing"
"yeah, that`s a lot better"
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Male 122
thank you, MIT, for making our world such a better place to live in. i guess.
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Male 1,364
poo poo pee pee!!!
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Male 2,616
"..well if it keeps the guys from peeing all over the bathroom"

That is unfair... you don`t know how hard it can be to pee standing up sometimes... the stream doesn`t always come out straight, and splashes from the toilet water can go onto the seat, as well. It`s not as straight-forward as point and shoot. Girls don`t know the rigors of peeing standing up, so give us guys a break. =)

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Female 560
wow thats retarded
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Male 994
This kinda reminds me of that Star Trek video that plays in the bathrooms at the Hilton
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Male 2,513
D4mnit... I can`t get past lvl one
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Male 404
Devi give Baalthazaq a break, i mean he`s a chink, he doesnt have peripheal vision, he can`t read letters correctly.
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Male 96
ahhhh the first sexist comment......took a long while but I knew there would be one
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Female 2,695
..well if it keeps the guys from peeing all over the bathroom
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Male 96
hey maybe the future will be multi player games you know get your mates in for a multi player shootem up doom style and how about a scoreboard too see whos the best pisser of em all!
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Female 129
I could honestly see that coming to a mens room
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Male 53
O_o

..Tempting, but I would play it if it was a better game.

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Female 986
It would suck if you were in the middle of playing and ran out of pee...
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Male 1,114
Willowpuff gave me a headache, it`s much appreciated I`m sure... *sighs*
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Male 732
Ah, that must be the new wee-wii!
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Female 289
I swear this place is worth coming to just to watch Demogorgon tell off the idiots. Go Gorgon!
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Male 131
DID THEY SERIOUSLY NEED THE HAMSTER DANCE IN THE BACKGROUND?!?
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Male 193
Willowpuff, are you related to Devi?
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Female 289
Yes we can. And you are right, we dont care...
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Female 53
or...they could put up a `paintbrush` type interface, and you could have virtual pee-in-the-snow. Who knows what artistic wonders would await.
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Female 289
Ok hmm I wonder if the male penis has to be as long as their "test penis" to get a good score. Because, well....*cough cough* I dont the average Joe is gonna do well. ;)
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Male 393
By the way, why is it that all the people who invent things like this have such fu*king annoying voices.
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Male 393
Maybe they should make a `slasher` game you could play on it. geddit? Eh? yeah?.........oh never mind.
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Male 1,484
that was cool, but is the dude who made this on drugs? }-)
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Female 1,395
O.O *glazed*
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Female 359
Did anyone else notice that the moving targets you hit were the Hamsters from the Hamster Dance? And that the background music is also the song from that video? >_> rofl.
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Male 171
haha good idea, but seriously, how much pee would you need to play that game? you`d end just as it was getting good!
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Male 41
new from nintendo, the pii
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Male 587
This is the best that MIT can come up with. Pretty sad. Now if they could invent a car that would run on human waste, now that is worth exploring.
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Male 4,547
Ok, ok, apologies to Jebler and Devi. I was just poking a little fun at your expense just *because* I`ve never seen you hand out any praise.

Still not nice of me so I apologize for being a bit of an non-nice individual. Didn`t mean it to cause offense.

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Male 1,142
at one
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Male 1,142
im a hater? i didnt know. well i know i hate people but thats deferent. far as this goes i dont want to play duck hunt wile im taking a piss. besides im not circumcised so it would be harder for me.

if you dont know for men win a fully intact penis the foreskin slows the stream of urine. you could pull the foreskin back to get a uninterrupted stream and more accuracy but why do that to play duck hunt?

i realy didnt know i was a hater. win you like something what is ther to say. "that was funny" or "that was entertaining" whats the point in that. win you dislike or disagree with something is win you have something to say. the links i like a lot of times dont get comments from me or they get the generic "that was entertaining". maybe its just me, i dont like giving or receiving praise or encouragement. those kinds of things have the opposite of the intended affect on me.

oh ya i forgot another one i use sometimes "that didnt suck" i like th

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Male 357
what would happen if you throw poo at it?
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Male 1,231
Wonder how hardcore gamers will deal with this? They`ll never be out of the gents; providing walkthroughs, cheats and downing pints just to get to the next level.
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Male 4,547
Who says I was talking about you Devi? Huh?

Guess it`s pretty obvious from the description though huh? ;)

Incidentally, that pic. Muslim Woman? Kitana/Mileena from Mortal Kombat? Generic ninja? I been wondering for a while.

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Male 838
This gives new meaning to the Phrase "Pee on me".
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Male 108
damn geeks, making lots of fun things to make me feel stupid :(
they finaly made the perfect excuse to take too long going to the toilet.

"and where have you been ?"
"TOO LEVEL 9 BITCH WOO !!"

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Male 896
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Come on be nice. He just cant read.

Anyways I think I would have had more fun running around and peeing on everyone with the fake pee thing.

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Female 1,496
Watching that chick pretend pee standing up sort of made me hot, and it’s D E V I you illiterate drat.
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Female 1,001
Wow..another reason for men to take longer in the bathroom!
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Male 4,547
Where the hell are all the haters now? Come on Jebler! Come on Demi! This is your chance to bash something that is actually as crap as you make everything out to be!
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Male 78
Was that the hamster dance in the background?
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Male 2,372
They put all that work into creating the, er...gaming environment, but couldn`t put together a decent streaming device?
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Male 109
Technology today "pisses" me off; the uselessness of some things when people are dieing of cancer and other urine related diseases...

*end random*

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Male 133
Seriously, why has no one made a piss joke yet on this comment board?
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Male 98
blimey, there`d be piss everywhere
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Female 7
ewwww thats gonna make used the restroom for men intresting to say the lest when someone needs help with a level hehehehe
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Male 429
...and how much urine is needed to pass level 1?
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Female 254
That`d be fun to tell the doctor, though.
"You sprained your p**** playing a video game!?"
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Male 14
Don`t want to imagine the mess that drunks, (or anyone really) would make.
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Male 453
I agree with maelstrom_x if I need to urinate it is to relive myself not to pull a muscle in an attempt to cover an imaginary target in piss
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Male 991
Interestinnngg... )-|
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Male 1,882
Wow, what a long description and so much hard work for something that sucks. Yeah, like I have time to take 50 squirts at imaginary targets just to relieve myself. If I feel like shooting something, I`ll aim for the urinal cake.
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Female 228
Makes me wish I were male.
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Male 1,420
Link: You`re In Control [Rate Link] - A video game you control with... urine.
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