Your Summer Activites by Weight

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1730025/ls:1701

Chart showing what girls and guys will be doing this summer, depending on how much they weigh.
There are 70 comments:
Male 2,486
[email protected] people.

I love being not fat.

Thank you fat people for making it so I have someone to compare myself to when I`m feeling down and saying "LOL At least I`m not that guy, look at all those harpoons!"

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Male 5
LOUSY.

I should be losing weight, however, I`ve gained a little weight.

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Female 920
Um... no.
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Male 425
I agree with Someone Else.

If you`re too easily offended by this kind of randomness; you need a therapist. That, or join the FCC.

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Male 425
Hating your body.

Dang; that breaks the chart more than the combined `weight` of it all.

I`m proud to be male. At least I don`t have to suffer constant insecurity, or easy-ass manipulation by other means.

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Female 655
stupid
not true
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Male 147
I thought this was i-am-bored.com, not collegehumor.com. Two articles from there already. -sigh-
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Female 152
TabooPoison: Good thing I got a 1st class ticket to hell.

This is hilarious. Everyone needs to lighten up. I mean, if something like this really "lowers your self-esteem", that`s just a problem.

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Female 144
i understand that if your 160 - 190 and like only 5 foot sumthin , then yah you might be considerd a wail, but how bout chicks like myself who are 6 feet tall? does that make us a really tall wail or a hot mama lol
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Female 55
ohhh, thanks for clearing that up
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Female 239
I laughed at this. But what`s RENT? And it was interesting that lighter weighted guys get made fun of at the pool along with the heavier ones. Can`t agree with the dancing though. I can`t dance to save my life.
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Female 1,382
WHO THE drat IS THE WANNA BE JAPANESE?!
It`s a FREAKING english site, dumbass!
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Female 1,065
What exactly do they mean by harpooning?
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Male 155
took me a min. to understand it they need to lable the drating verticle axis
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Male 907
Stentorian: I`m not on the chart either :-P. Looking at the graph though, I could guess how the data would look like if it included lower-weighing people. For us it looks like:


High chance of
"Hitting the beach, baby!"
^^^Nearly impossible not to go at least once during the Summer in my case...I like the pool better though.


Also looks like an extremely high chance of
"Getting made fun of at the pool"
^^^If my sister is there, then most definately.

It was all around for everyone else so we would also be
"Eating half of the coleslaw on your plate"
^^^That`s where they`re wrong. There is no way I am eating any coleslaw XP

Amusing and has some truth to it!

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Male 907
SweetCaro09: most of the people who say they don`t like it are probably uncomfortable with their own weight. most of the people who LOL it are probably covering up being uncomfortable with their own weight.
moral: why is something funny when it makes people so self-conscious/is demoralizing?

If we didn`t like it, we`re fat. If we did like it, we`re fat....?
Sentence that I found out looked like a poem XD:

I think that
people who call other people fat
are covering up that fact
that they`re fat
so take that
:-D

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Female 535
Height??
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Male 31
It wasent that funny
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Male 425
Where`s 120 for guys? I want to know what I`d be doing according to them :-(. Goes up to 275 but not down to 120...damn fatties (kidding, don`t go cry).

Oh well, I know I`ll be sleeping, gaming, and reading.

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Female 1,398
that`s a whole load of crap, I weigh 120 and i`m going to be playing computer all summer.
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Male 98
rant time bitch! listen i better not hear of any fatasses saying this is mean. drat you. its mean to have to watch you run after the ice cream truck with you flaps of fat knocking out the kids beside you. if you say its genetic and you cant do anything f u c k you. try exercising or lipo you lazy faggot. i dont feel bad for you. do something about it instead of whining. if you know you have a matabalism(i spelt that wrong) problem then cut down on the junk food retard.
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Female 1,025
wtf was on the girls chart? and amature drawing of a vagina??

but i will deff. do some dancing and maybe even some `accidental` harpooings?

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Male 1,204
harpooning is stabbing something/someone with a harpoon... harpoons are like spears with ropes attached to and end, usually shot out by a machine thing... just look on google, stop fricken asking stupid questions....
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Female 88
despise this type of dictating bullsht
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Female 1,578
so harpooning is killing fat people?
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Female 2
Dude. I`m a girl, I weigh 120, and RENT totally PWNS everything on this whole freaking site.

No day but today.

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Male 1,228
^ Im stupid, my IQ is 121, I thought that was high ^
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Male 1,228
I dont get it..
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Male 325
is it just me or does it go straight to s error support website
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Female 114
Lame.
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Female 338
I`m all for making fun of people, but that just wasn`t funny. I bet the same people who found this funny also find Carlos Mencia funny.

I should make my own graph called "People Who Like Carlos Mencia" with IQ level on the x-axis. But then again, what`s the point...I think we all know how that would turn out.

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Female 345
Harpoon: -->
Whale: >oOOo

*harpooning*

Dead Whale: >oOOx

Understood? ;)

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Female 289
Yay, Boob sweat for me this summer! Man I hate boob sweat...
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Female 1,578
i still dont understand what harpooning is.
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Male 1,204
haha that was funny. if you didn`t like it, ur either uncomfortable with your weight, fit the stereotypes, or you are some moron who thinks about themself too much and believes that making fun of others is always "wrong"
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Male 991
Parts were funny. Getting made fun of at the pool, was my favorite.
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Male 1,182
AHAHHAHAHAH!
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Male 33
Lol.
Coming from a former fat kid, it`s funny. Laugh or you die.
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Male 19
Defaced... According to our wonderful friends at Wikipedia Harpooning is:
A harpoon is a long spear-like instrument used in fishing to catch fish or other aquatic animals such as whales.

However, it tends to be in reference to whales more than other aquatic references. And blah blah blah blah blah.

On another note, not as funny as I hoped it could be.

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Female 55
whats with males eating half the coleslaw, and whats harpooning?
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Female 44
Lol! I love frilly-skirted bathing suits!
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Female 2,695
i dont get it.
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Female 876
Not colorblind friendly. Fail.

There should be one for guys that compares muscle mass to intelligence. I`d giggle at that.

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Male 459
guys dont be so sensitive i dont give a crap about my wieght. just learn to laugh at yourself somtimes. if you have trouble with that watch "mind of mancia"
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Male 43
quite amusing.
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Male 2,616
hehe... intentional harpoonings... i think these are hilarious, seeing as im not obese.
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Female 345
"Harpoon my ass!" - Bender :)
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Male 946
haha coleslaws horriblllllllllllllllllllllle
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Female 27
Im not fat at all and I love those skirted bathing suits-they are soo cute. These jokes are cheap, especially the cole slaw one-doesnt make sense at all!
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Female 159
"Wearing one of those bathing suits with a skirt attached to it"

AH HAHA! That one made me laughh. I`m pretty sure some people are taking this way too seriously.. I wasn`t laughing at fat people.. just bathing suits with frilly skirts :-)

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Male 34
Does anyone else get a little window saying "install pc plus?" and if you click cancel it goes to the advert anyway and then if you click back It wont let you?
And i thought it was funny but i couldnt care less about my weight...
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Male 114
caro: then what can I say!? I THOUGHT it was funny but I guess that means I`m uncomfortable with my weight. You really don`t leave much room for a middle ground. oh wait, I know what to say.

Meh.

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Male 625
ha funny
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Female 59
most of the people who say they don`t like it are probably uncomfortable with their own weight. most of the people who LOL it are probably covering up being uncomfortable with their own weight.
moral: why is something funny when it makes people so self-conscious/is demoralizing?
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Female 1,062
More ignorance, yay. If you thought this was funny you`re going to hell. If you posted this you`re going to hell twice.
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Male 10,440
lol that was funny.
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Male 210
Man the harpoons.
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Male 290
is the whole thing just to hassle fat people and coleslaw?
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Female 306
not as funny as i thought it would be. =\
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Male 838
I head to the country side when summer comes! Screw the beach.
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Male 43
Totemo tsumaranakatta desu.
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Female 327
Lame and a whole load of bull.
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Male 429
Lol they worry about theeir body too much
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Female 986
Woo! Go rent! XD
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Female 560
i dont get it
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Male 1,265
Yeah, this is funny.
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Male 602
lol. did u steal it from me or try to upload the gif image too?
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Male 591
nice picture Cmanatlan :o
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Male 602
Haha that`s pretty funny. And try to refrain from the FIRST posts.
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Male 10,115
Link: Your Summer Activites by Weight [Rate Link] - Chart showing what girls and guys will be doing this summer, depending on how much they weigh.
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