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Date: 05/11/07 02:10 AM

70 Responses to Your Summer Activites by Weight

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    Link: Your Summer Activites by Weight - Chart showing what girls and guys will be doing this summer, depending on how much they weigh.
  2. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Haha that`s pretty funny. And try to refrain from the FIRST posts.
  3. Profile photo of Scotchy
    Scotchy Male 18-29
    592 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:43 am
    nice picture Cmanatlan :o
  4. Profile photo of cmanatlan
    cmanatlan Male 13-17
    602 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:26 am
    lol. did u steal it from me or try to upload the gif image too?
  5. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:32 am
    Yeah, this is funny.
  6. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:45 am
    i dont get it
  7. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:46 am
    Woo! Go rent! XD
  8. Profile photo of Lawviz
    Lawviz Male 18-29
    429 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:59 am
    Lol they worry about theeir body too much
  9. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:22 am
    Lame and a whole load of bull.
  10. Profile photo of fushintino
    fushintino Male 13-17
    43 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:30 am
    Totemo tsumaranakatta desu.
  11. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:35 am
    I head to the country side when summer comes! Screw the beach.
  12. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 7:36 am
    not as funny as i thought it would be. =\
  13. Profile photo of Wagonlover
    Wagonlover Male 18-29
    290 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:33 am
    is the whole thing just to hassle fat people and coleslaw?
  14. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:50 am
    Man the harpoons.
  15. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:25 am
    lol that was funny.
  16. Profile photo of TabooPoison
    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:36 am
    More ignorance, yay. If you thought this was funny you`re going to hell. If you posted this you`re going to hell twice.
  17. Profile photo of SweetCaro09
    SweetCaro09 Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:39 am
    most of the people who say they don`t like it are probably uncomfortable with their own weight. most of the people who LOL it are probably covering up being uncomfortable with their own weight.
    moral: why is something funny when it makes people so self-conscious/is demoralizing?
  18. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:47 am
    ha funny
  19. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 11:17 am
    caro: then what can I say!? I THOUGHT it was funny but I guess that means I`m uncomfortable with my weight. You really don`t leave much room for a middle ground. oh wait, I know what to say.

    Meh.

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    Mr_Bobb Male 13-17
    34 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    Does anyone else get a little window saying "install pc plus?" and if you click cancel it goes to the advert anyway and then if you click back It wont let you?
    And i thought it was funny but i couldnt care less about my weight...
  21. Profile photo of Meglet
    Meglet Female 13-17
    159 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
    "Wearing one of those bathing suits with a skirt attached to it"

    AH HAHA! That one made me laughh. I`m pretty sure some people are taking this way too seriously.. I wasn`t laughing at fat people.. just bathing suits with frilly skirts :-)

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    Bunnybutt Female 18-29
    27 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    Im not fat at all and I love those skirted bathing suits-they are soo cute. These jokes are cheap, especially the cole slaw one-doesnt make sense at all!
  23. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    haha coleslaws horriblllllllllllllllllllllle
  24. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    "Harpoon my ass!" - Bender :)
  25. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    hehe... intentional harpoonings... i think these are hilarious, seeing as im not obese.
  26. Profile photo of mikeekim
    mikeekim Male 18-29
    43 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    quite amusing.
  27. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    guys dont be so sensitive i dont give a crap about my wieght. just learn to laugh at yourself somtimes. if you have trouble with that watch "mind of mancia"
  28. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    Not colorblind friendly. Fail.

    There should be one for guys that compares muscle mass to intelligence. I`d giggle at that.

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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    i dont get it.
  30. Profile photo of UniGirl05
    UniGirl05 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    Lol! I love frilly-skirted bathing suits!
  31. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    whats with males eating half the coleslaw, and whats harpooning?
  32. Profile photo of Suspended
    Suspended Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    Defaced... According to our wonderful friends at Wikipedia Harpooning is:
    A harpoon is a long spear-like instrument used in fishing to catch fish or other aquatic animals such as whales.

    However, it tends to be in reference to whales more than other aquatic references. And blah blah blah blah blah.

    On another note, not as funny as I hoped it could be.

  33. Profile photo of lprox
    lprox Male 13-17
    33 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    Lol.
    Coming from a former fat kid, it`s funny. Laugh or you die.
  34. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    AHAHHAHAHAH!
  35. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    Parts were funny. Getting made fun of at the pool, was my favorite.
  36. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    haha that was funny. if you didn`t like it, ur either uncomfortable with your weight, fit the stereotypes, or you are some moron who thinks about themself too much and believes that making fun of others is always "wrong"
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:53 pm
    i still dont understand what harpooning is.
  38. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 6:29 pm
    Yay, Boob sweat for me this summer! Man I hate boob sweat...
  39. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 6:32 pm
    Harpoon: -->
    Whale: >oOOo

    *harpooning*

    Dead Whale: >oOOx

    Understood? ;)

  40. Profile photo of cambriaseyes
    cambriaseyes Female 18-29
    338 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    I`m all for making fun of people, but that just wasn`t funny. I bet the same people who found this funny also find Carlos Mencia funny.

    I should make my own graph called "People Who Like Carlos Mencia" with IQ level on the x-axis. But then again, what`s the point...I think we all know how that would turn out.

  41. Profile photo of nardo218
    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 7:01 pm
    Lame.
  42. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 7:46 pm
    is it just me or does it go straight to s error support website
  43. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    I dont get it..
  44. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:07 pm
    ^ Im stupid, my IQ is 121, I thought that was high ^
  45. Profile photo of Rakudasgirl
    Rakudasgirl Female 13-17
    2 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:13 pm
    Dude. I`m a girl, I weigh 120, and RENT totally PWNS everything on this whole freaking site.

    No day but today.

  46. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    so harpooning is killing fat people?
  47. Profile photo of ragragdoll
    ragragdoll Female 18-29
    88 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    despise this type of dictating bullsht
  48. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    harpooning is stabbing something/someone with a harpoon... harpoons are like spears with ropes attached to and end, usually shot out by a machine thing... just look on google, stop fricken asking stupid questions....
  49. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:00 pm
    wtf was on the girls chart? and amature drawing of a vagina??

    but i will deff. do some dancing and maybe even some `accidental` harpooings?

  50. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    rant time bitch! listen i better not hear of any fatasses saying this is mean. drat you. its mean to have to watch you run after the ice cream truck with you flaps of fat knocking out the kids beside you. if you say its genetic and you cant do anything f u c k you. try exercising or lipo you lazy faggot. i dont feel bad for you. do something about it instead of whining. if you know you have a matabalism(i spelt that wrong) problem then cut down on the junk food retard.
  51. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:39 pm
    that`s a whole load of crap, I weigh 120 and i`m going to be playing computer all summer.
  52. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    425 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    Where`s 120 for guys? I want to know what I`d be doing according to them :-(. Goes up to 275 but not down to 120...damn fatties (kidding, don`t go cry).

    Oh well, I know I`ll be sleeping, gaming, and reading.

  53. Profile photo of kdawg55
    kdawg55 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:02 pm
    It wasent that funny
  54. Profile photo of mts2457
    mts2457 Female 18-29
    535 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    Height??
  55. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    SweetCaro09: most of the people who say they don`t like it are probably uncomfortable with their own weight. most of the people who LOL it are probably covering up being uncomfortable with their own weight.
    moral: why is something funny when it makes people so self-conscious/is demoralizing?

    If we didn`t like it, we`re fat. If we did like it, we`re fat....?
    Sentence that I found out looked like a poem XD:

    I think that
    people who call other people fat
    are covering up that fact
    that they`re fat
    so take that
    :-D

  56. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 10:20 pm
    Stentorian: I`m not on the chart either :-P. Looking at the graph though, I could guess how the data would look like if it included lower-weighing people. For us it looks like:


    High chance of
    "Hitting the beach, baby!"
    ^^^Nearly impossible not to go at least once during the Summer in my case...I like the pool better though.


    Also looks like an extremely high chance of
    "Getting made fun of at the pool"
    ^^^If my sister is there, then most definately.

    It was all around for everyone else so we would also be
    "Eating half of the coleslaw on your plate"
    ^^^That`s where they`re wrong. There is no way I am eating any coleslaw XP

    Amusing and has some truth to it!

  57. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    took me a min. to understand it they need to lable the drating verticle axis
  58. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 11:36 pm
    What exactly do they mean by harpooning?
  59. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 11:41 pm
    WHO THE drat IS THE WANNA BE JAPANESE?!
    It`s a FREAKING english site, dumbass!
  60. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:06 am
    I laughed at this. But what`s RENT? And it was interesting that lighter weighted guys get made fun of at the pool along with the heavier ones. Can`t agree with the dancing though. I can`t dance to save my life.
  61. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:02 am
    ohhh, thanks for clearing that up
  62. Profile photo of supa_ninja
    supa_ninja Female 13-17
    144 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:11 am
    i understand that if your 160 - 190 and like only 5 foot sumthin , then yah you might be considerd a wail, but how bout chicks like myself who are 6 feet tall? does that make us a really tall wail or a hot mama lol
  63. Profile photo of Someone_Else
    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:39 pm
    TabooPoison: Good thing I got a 1st class ticket to hell.

    This is hilarious. Everyone needs to lighten up. I mean, if something like this really "lowers your self-esteem", that`s just a problem.

  64. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    I thought this was i-am-bored.com, not collegehumor.com. Two articles from there already. -sigh-
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    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    stupid
    not true
  66. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 1:39 am
    Hating your body.

    Dang; that breaks the chart more than the combined `weight` of it all.

    I`m proud to be male. At least I don`t have to suffer constant insecurity, or easy-ass manipulation by other means.

  67. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 1:47 am
    I agree with Someone Else.

    If you`re too easily offended by this kind of randomness; you need a therapist. That, or join the FCC.

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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:36 pm
    Um... no.
  69. Profile photo of Whydidido
    Whydidido Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 4, 2007 at 2:28 am
    LOUSY.

    I should be losing weight, however, I`ve gained a little weight.

  70. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 17, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    [email protected] people.

    I love being not fat.

    Thank you fat people for making it so I have someone to compare myself to when I`m feeling down and saying "LOL At least I`m not that guy, look at all those harpoons!"

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