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Date: 05/12/07 02:28 AM

91 Responses to Worst Movies Ever

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 12:59 am
    Link: Worst Movies Ever - Awards given out in different categories.
  2. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:37 am
    hehe that death scene is funny
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    Hellven Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Lol that was funny. Especially that one "stunt" when the horse was somehow sliding under the truck. Haha.
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    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    hmmm......all of those people being eaten reminds me of hungry hungry hippos.....
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    at the end i was like, "NOO, DON`T USE THE HORRIBLE EFFECT AGAIN!! (the jetski slides into the shark) NOOOO!!!!!"
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    TJAW Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:40 am
    The "shark" attack at the end was the best.
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    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:40 am
    In the death scene, the guy looked like he shrugged as he fell over.
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    crump199 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:43 am
    "GARBAGE DAY!!! heeheeheeheehee"

    lol i have to say that was the "best" stunt i`ve ever seen

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    Emoberry Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:45 am
    NOW those were a good few minutes of my LIFE ^_^...ohh is that what he said? "Garbage day"? i thought he said "CARPET DAY"...my bad, amazing that these movies exist
  10. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:51 am
    OMG! now i have to see all those movies!!

    "what do you say if i take you home and eat your pussy?"...lol...the best line in a movie ever!

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    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:04 am
    I wonder if Shark Attack 3`s sex scene following the "eating of the pussy" line was as bad as the rest of the movie`s outstanding atrocities.
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    kph155 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:07 am
    OMG, I WANT TO SEE THEM ALL
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:08 am
    That troll movie looked good.
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    xelous Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:14 am
    What a n00b... jumped right into that sharks mouth.
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    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:17 am
    I loved it!
  16. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:17 am
    I also believed he said carpet day... much funnier if he had said "CARPET DAY!"
    Like the little kung foo blond kid, "PANCAKES!" from some horrpr/comedy I don`t remember the name of right now.
    PANCAKES
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    starcrosst Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:25 am
    I call foul!! "Worst Movies Ever" without a single mention of "Manos: Hands of Fate"??? TORGO MUST BE REMEMBERED!!!
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:31 am
    I couldn`t keep a straight face~
    Good craps!!
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    Maksie99 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:48 am
    Heh, the worst reaction was funny. ``Then they`re gonne eat ME!! OOOHH MYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!``
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    Sinz Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 4:00 am
    garbage day? MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
    NONONONO
    *BOOM*
    ouch....well thats going to leave a mark...
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    tealcandtrip Female 18-29
    201 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:09 am
    Would have been better if they chose from movies with an actual budget.

    Ashamed to say I recognized two of those scenes from Saturday morning sci-fi channel and my love affair with Dr Who.

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    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:31 am
    Jaws 3 was worse then that shark film... seriously!
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 4:44 am
    I loved the Horse Stunt!
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    quixoto Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:54 am
    That was amazing!
    Does anyone know if this was a series at all, because I need to see more!

    Also, who is Devi3000 and what did he/she do to incite Demondan`s ire?

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    Titantodd Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 4:58 am
    Does anyone know where to get Shark Attack 3 or Enter The Ninja- they don`t seem like the sort of films you could get at any rental shop but now I have to see them!
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    speedsta Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 6:04 am
    why don`t i take you home and eat your pussy BWAHAHAH classic.. wonder if this pick up line will work
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    manorrd Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 7:22 am
    Great little montage. Well worth the couple of minutes.

    That was a smart horse.

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    diddleysquat Male 30-39
    205 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:27 am
    creamy goodness
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    razordragon Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 8:28 am
    Awesome. Thwy were all great.
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 8:31 am
    lmfao oh man that was dratign awesome
  31. Profile photo of Omi
    Omi Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 8:49 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "Why don`t I take you home and eat your pussy?" LMAO, and those shark effects! HAHAHA!!!!
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    fushintino Male 13-17
    43 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:59 am
    Phucking Larious!
  33. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 9:05 am
    I want to see those now especially the one with the sliding horse.
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    aussie_glow Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 9:17 am
    wow... looked like fake movies, but was hilarious! Who would pay to make those anyways?! lol
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    balloon07 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 9:43 am
    i would pay (but not very much) to see some horrible movies that are really random and everything, THOSE can be funny...
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    Michelley666 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:27 am
    xelous just so you know that movie where the kid said PANCAKES! was Cabin Fever
  37. Profile photo of lirael927
    lirael927 Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 11:46 am
    the best part was the sliding horse
  38. Profile photo of IWMSGAN
    IWMSGAN Female 18-29
    113 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:48 am
    Lol! The horse one was great. And the trolls guy reminded me of something my friend stephen nettles would do lol.
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    forty_licks Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    OMG! The Barrowman clip was there! The Megaladon...bloody hell.

    He said on Jonathon Ross that the "eat your pussy" line was meant to be a joke to make ehh other actress laugh as she was having a bad day or something and he couldnt believe they left it in!

  40. Profile photo of JenD-evil
    JenD-evil Female 18-29
    6 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    Sad thing is... I`ve seen all these movies.
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:17 pm
    man... that indian movie... i don`t understand... did the guy just make the car jump?
  42. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    I used that pick-up line many years ago... it worked... I woke up the next morning and my face looked like a glazed donut.
  43. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:58 pm
    Where are Tom Servo and Crow from MST3K when you need them?
  44. Profile photo of Ult_Timmeh
    Ult_Timmeh Male 13-17
    81 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:20 pm
    Shark Attack 3 must really suck ass...
  45. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:26 pm
    JenD-evil plz mrry mi!!1!
  46. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    ROFL, I thought that was gonna be all condescending, but it was funny as hell.
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    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:47 pm
    i thought he said carpet stain
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    someone? Male 13-17
    1371 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:13 pm
    so THATS where that shark clip came from...I`ve seen him just take the life vest from the woman and jump before

    the horse was funny though

  49. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:14 pm
    true
  50. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    lmao
  51. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    meh took too long
  52. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    Worsts CGI indeed.
  53. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    What`s so bad about that horse one? He`s supposed to be on a Slip-n-Slide.
  54. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    How come they didn`t show Snakes on a plane and/or Snakes on a Train? Those movies SUCKED.

    May I ask, What`s with Demondan?

  55. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    I laughed out loud at the horse one :D
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    brigallo1 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    hahahahah. when movies are that bad they go under the comedy genre. i really laughed at the end
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    check on imdb and it sais that the man with the gun says garbage day.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    hahahah the first guy who got the ninja star to the chest was like wtf man i dont even know you what are doing bro you just hit me in the chest with a ninja star
  59. Profile photo of B3nt
    B3nt Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:02 pm
    LMAO! The death scene was freakin hilarious. He was like "Wah? Ah f**k it."
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    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    lolz
  61. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 4:33 pm
    lol the guy just jumps into the sharks mouth

    that must be the best chat up line ever

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    angedemusiqu Female 13-17
    20 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    Haha. That was absoluely amazing.
    I love bad movies.
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    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    LMFAO The last one ah! *rolls*
  64. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    Who the hell funds these movies to get made in the first place???

    OMG that shark was freakin` funny!!

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    panzeraDC Male 30-39
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    May 12, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    I read that he improvised the line "what do you say if i take you home and eat your pussy?"...and they thought it was so funny they left it in the movie.
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    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:23 pm
    worst special effects!! worst special effects scene!!!
  67. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Ninja:*ninja star throw*
    Man:(face says "no")
    ninja:...
    Man:*shrugs and dies*
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    theforgeter Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 9:12 pm
    only an indian could do that on a horse
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    skating247 Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    omg their going to eat me too
    something like that was the worst one. the acting was so pathetically bad.
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    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!111!!!
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    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1002 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:28 am
    The CGI reminded me of this old Barbie game I had where you could make movies. I think I made a movie once about a giant cat that sucked everyone in, so to make that effect I made them walk quickly up to the cat`s mouth and used the shrinking effect.
    I`d say my movie had better looking effects.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
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    May 13, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Its was so bad that it was good. I actually watched 2 times!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
    OK, so it wasn`t that funny. Yes it was, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    hehehe that was awesome
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    "Holy sardine!" lol The batman thing was funny. I think I saw Robin laughing.

    Ahaha I liked how he shrugged when he was dying.

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    dragonrice Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 8:51 pm
    I had to watch the horse one twice to understand it.
  76. Profile photo of crazyguy24
    crazyguy24 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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    folife Male 13-17
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    May 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    Damn that was funny.
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    lestat221 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 10:22 pm
    And ya gotta love the Talking Heads :D
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    kgirl_06 Female 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    I have to agree with skippy562... the batman thing is pretty bad. I love how he`s not even bleeding from the shark bite.

    They`re eating her... and then they`re going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2007 at 11:57 pm
    Oh man; Shark Attack 3`s "special" effects were 1337!!!
  81. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
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    May 14, 2007 at 12:00 am
    After watching "Holy Sardine"

    I remember thinking up a Robin-ism; probably not new, but still funny.

    "Holy flying crap Batman; Everyone`s gone ape!"

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    vindicateME Male 13-17
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    May 14, 2007 at 7:44 am
    OMG.. i think i`ve watched that indian movie..
  83. Profile photo of ZoKtorR
    ZoKtorR Male 18-29
    177 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 8:39 am
    Whoa that shark just ate all those people
  84. Profile photo of ktherinweels
    ktherinweels Female 13-17
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    May 14, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    Captain Jack! And sharks! Holy *censored* that was funny.
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    omggilyy Female 13-17
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    May 14, 2007 at 11:32 pm
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFGGGG

    i wanna see these movies
    =]

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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    May 15, 2007 at 7:53 pm
    It`s been a while since I REALLY laughed my head off,now I got stitch on my side!
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    DueteinCur Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    lmao "OMG THEY"RE EATING HER." *pause* "AND THEN THEY"RE GOING TO EAT MEE." *trys to make gag face.* LMAO thats drating hillarious. and drating i-am-bored is trying to censor me. why ?
    drat drat drat F.U.C.K.
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    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    LMAO! These are so effin hilarious and wack!!!
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    Karen_Lumb Female 13-17
    28 posts
    May 16, 2007 at 6:56 am
    So funny. I haven`t even seen the batman thing, but just thinknig about it makes me want to laugh.
    Oh Captain Jack, I would have thought you`d have more class. I can`t believe they left that in.
    Have to go watch it again.
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    god that was awful
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
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    July 10, 2007 at 10:58 pm
    "Worst Reaction" FTW

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