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Date: 05/09/07 02:50 AM

108 Responses to Turtle Attack!

  1. Profile photo of acjacobson
    acjacobson Male 18-29
    148 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 12:15 am
    Link: Turtle Attack! - Relentless little sucker.
  2. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 2:59 am
    I hear that terrorists are employing turtles for their next attack. they`re going to tape a stick of dynamite to their shells and dangle little pictures of kittis infront of them, to march them into LA! EVERYBODY PANIC!
  3. Profile photo of ladydarkwind
    ladydarkwind Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:02 am
    poor kitty.
  4. Profile photo of elemjay
    elemjay Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Urghh burn the turtles alive i say
  5. Profile photo of Icel3lade
    Icel3lade Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:12 am
    Ninja Turtle in it`s infancy...It`s obvious the Cat`s went after Splinter, and the Turtles out for Revenge, SWEET REVENGE!!!
  6. Profile photo of crump199
    crump199 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:26 am
    poor cat, leave me alooooooonnnneeeeee
  7. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:27 am
    Crazy turtle..I miss mine. I raced it once and lost. Those mofo`s are fast. >_<
  8. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:34 am
    hahah poor cat......what a strange little turtle.....
  9. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:03 am
  10. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:05 am
    poor cat :(
    funny tho! :)
  11. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:11 am
    Raphael, the earlier years.
  12. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:12 am

    that was drating hilarious!

    I had no idea turtles could move that fast!

  13. Profile photo of merryh
    merryh Female 13-17
    32 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:28 am

    I want that turtle.

  14. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:49 am
    I`d take a turtle over a cat any day. Can`t stand cats. I like turtles mind you.
  15. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:59 am
    OMG! He harassed the fur right off that cat! j/k…

    What crawled up that turtles butt? Cute though, he was an armored little annoyance machine.

  16. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:05 am
    Wow, I thought that was going to end badly for the turtle. One ballsy turtle or some pussy pussies.
  17. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:08 am
    I didn`t know turtle`s could move so quick, the one i had took an hour to move an inch.
    I did feel sorry for the cat.
  18. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:23 am
    Cat: "The hell?...OMG ZOMBIE TURTLE!!!"
  19. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:28 am
    Turtles bite hard that is why the cat is meowing in pain.

    For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles.

  20. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:33 am
    I like how towards the end of that video it looked for the tiniest fraction of a second as though that turtle had bitten off all the ginger cat`s fur...

    Poor kitty, couldn`t understand why all it`s normal cat body language wasn`t working.

  21. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:39 am
    Incorrect, Devi3000.
    Shredder was the arch-enemy of the turtles; Splinter was their mentor/father-figure.
  22. Profile photo of Cashcleaner
    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:57 am
    That was kinda cool to watch. I`m assuming the turtle was trained as a pet so it may have had previous contact with cats before. Never seen anything like it before though. :D
  23. Profile photo of Guest5386
    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:09 am
    How can someone doesnt remember Splinter? o.O; He was their master... I Liked Raphael ^^ Now if only Vanilla Ice didnt showed up in the movie, i`ll dust my old Videotape (yeah, the thing before DVD) and watch it all again ^^;

    That turtle is annoying... who knew they had so much stamina? And yeah, those little things bites hard >.<

  24. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:14 am
    R U Kidding, thanks for that. I was trying to remember for aaages

    Devi3000, i think u need to post a retraction

  25. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:17 am
    Should i be the first to point out that its actually a tortoise?

    sorry to rain on th turtle loving parade.

    but you have to feel sorry for the cat, all it wanted was to lay in the sun.

  26. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:32 am
    =o!! oh my word...stalker...psychopath in a half shell.
  27. Profile photo of missAZNx55
    missAZNx55 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:57 am
    lol that was hella funny.
  28. Profile photo of zoinks
    zoinks Male 13-17
    437 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 7:03 am
    shells for the win!!!
  29. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 7:16 am
    Hahah Cats get owned by turtles!!!
  30. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:06 am
    stupid anoyying little bugger...
    buy the damn head off!
  31. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
    946 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:50 am
    its a modern retelling of the hare and the tortoise, its now called the tortoise and the hairy cat. the tortoise ALWAYS wins
  32. Profile photo of AnneBonney
    AnneBonney Female 18-29
    107 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:56 am
    I`ve never seen anything like it! Crazy little thing...What did the kitty ever do to it, huh?
  33. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:02 am

    GET that sucker. The taste of catflesh is sweet.

  34. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:03 am
    LMFAO poor cat, that stupid tortoise wouldn`t leave it alone... really cute though... best part was the other cat, not only did the turtle go after the fuzzy one, he also went after the naked one :D Seems there`s propaganda in the shelled world.

    any kind of turtle/tortoise + biting you = hurts like a b*itch @_@ my friend`s box turtle bit me once.

  35. Profile photo of phatzoma
    phatzoma Male 18-29
    312 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:16 am
    God damn it Devi, just stop posting already.
  36. Profile photo of theblair
    theblair Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:39 am
    that turtle really wanted some pussy
  37. Profile photo of Pyro_Raver
    Pyro_Raver Male 18-29
    284 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:49 am
    At least it wasn`t an Alligator Snaping Turtle then the video would have been very different. Wonder if teh turtle/tortise was just curious or actually trying to eat the cat?
  38. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 10:40 am
    I still think DEVI3000 is on drugs.

    Splinter has never been "against" the turtles.

    You`re the idiot.

  39. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 10:41 am
    Wow! Never saw a turtle act like that. Was she protecting her eggs or soething?
  40. Profile photo of Jammey
    Jammey Male 18-29
    239 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 10:58 am
    Damn cat deserved it... Slackin off while the rest of us have to work...
  41. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 11:25 am
  42. Profile photo of yotimes3
    yotimes3 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 11:32 am
    thats pretty fast for a turtle...makes me want to buy the pokemon, im a nerd :P lol
  43. Profile photo of flyingpixiex
    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 11:41 am
    how come the turtles that I had were all lazy?
  44. Profile photo of 19487
    19487 Male 13-17
    3 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 11:47 am
    Wasn`t the cat biting the turtles head though?
  45. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    That siamese kitty was soooooo pretty.
  46. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    Ginger Kitty: Yaaaaawn...Uh Ow...OW! ARGH YOU SON OF A- Owww! -Runs-

    Siamese Kitty: ^_~ O_O! ow! -Ankles get gnawed-

  47. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    "For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles.

    Dont call anyone an idiot when your wrong. Splinter was the rat, Shredder was the bad guy.

  48. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Devi3000 - Do you have issues?
  49. Profile photo of David_acord
    David_acord Male 18-29
    128 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    frankly, i`m annoyed the owner did nothing to stop it.
  50. Profile photo of littlezazz
    littlezazz Male 13-17
    95 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    now ive seen everything....
  51. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    That`s the solution to the cat problem. Turtles.
  52. Profile photo of Jesikah
    Jesikah Female 18-29
    14 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    if that turtle tried that crap on me, i`d rip off his head. see how he likes that..
  53. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:22 pm
    Bout time a turtle fights back
  54. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    tortoises are awesome end of story
  55. Profile photo of GypsyCassie
    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    I love him....
  56. Profile photo of nardo218
    nardo218 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 3:56 pm
    Maybe the turtle was rabid. And now the cats are.
  57. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:09 pm
    im betting the turtle, er, tortoise had eggs nearby :P
  58. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    the cat proberly had it coming
  59. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    aww, it just wants to be fwiends. <3
  60. Profile photo of Cameron5
    Cameron5 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    That`s one kick ass turtle!
  61. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    "For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles."
    not to jump on the devi-bashing bandwagon, i just cant resist.
    but its better to keep your mouth closed and look like an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
  62. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:06 pm
  63. Profile photo of meepdude
    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    OW! Did anyone else`s neck hurt when the cat bit the turtles head?
  64. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:24 pm
    i can hear it... the turtle is telling the cat to do something else than sleep...
  65. Profile photo of Aigidh
    Aigidh Female 18-29
    785 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    LOL I love how turtles can haul @$$ when they need too.
  66. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    This is going to sound dumb, but I truly didn`t know turtles could move that fast! LOL! I have learned my lesson, wow. I kinda felt bad for the cat but it was so damned cute too!!!
  67. Profile photo of nissanxterra
    nissanxterra Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:46 pm
  68. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    I wanted to see that cat rip its head off sooo badly
  69. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    It would be funny if the turtle/tortoise and the cat had a little trial.

    Tortoise/Turtle: But Your Honor, the cat was harrasing me!!!!!!

  70. Profile photo of Emoberry
    Emoberry Female 18-29
    29 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    that turtle is bit-chin`, he is one fasty...don`t let the size fool you (^_^)
  71. Profile photo of Ivo87
    Ivo87 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 7:21 pm
    the turtle was just horny

    btw, whats the difference between turtle and tortoise?

  72. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2720 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    ^ Tortoises are total douchebags. Turtles taste like chocolate.
  73. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:15 pm
    I love turtles/tortoises.
  74. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:55 pm
    i never knew that turtles were so violent.
  75. Profile photo of Thnikkagirl
    Thnikkagirl Female 13-17
    52 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    This reminds me SO much of that episode of Rocko`s Modern Life when Filbert (sp?) gets engaged/married (because of the whole cats vs turtles thing) I the only one?
  76. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:09 pm
    That turtle kicks arse.
  77. Profile photo of DarkTehNinja
    DarkTehNinja Male 18-29
    22 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:20 pm
    What the Helk is wrong with that turtle. I saw it bite the cat on the tail many times.
  78. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:31 pm
    <turtle starts to leave>
    turtle: no, you know what?! BRING IT ON PUSSY!

    cat: not a pussy. =(

    poor cat. =( whatever, im a dog person. =D

  79. Profile photo of innergoth
    innergoth Male 13-17
    200 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 9:38 pm
    looked like the cat was going to bite its head off... never heard of that before
  80. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    That must have been a pet since it wasn`t afraid of the cats. I love how the one hid behind the bush, and the turtle just strolled behind the bush to say hello. I don`t think it bit them at all. The cat just hissed to try to tell it to stop because it was getting annoyed.
  81. Profile photo of dre5922
    dre5922 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    all i need to do is team that turtle up with my dog, then they can like, get all the cats. except my cousins cat, thats a nice cat.
  82. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    May 9, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    Awwww poor little kitty. The Maine Coon (the tan one) looked identical to our Maine Coon, Vito
  83. Profile photo of jesse_420
    jesse_420 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:17 am
    that turtle is such a bully, like, c`mon... the cat was just trying to take a nap.
    maybe the cat made fun of it`s momma.
    "yo momma`s so old..."
  84. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:35 am
    I swear that cat like bit into the turtles hed
  85. Profile photo of mrmedia
    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:16 am
    Never seen it. Great video:->
  86. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:32 am
  87. Profile photo of Icel3lade
    Icel3lade Male 18-29
    89 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Ice: 1 Devi: -99 (got one point for effort)
  88. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:44 am
    did u notice that the cat went white, the turtle scared it out of its skin (or hair as it seems)
  89. Profile photo of funkytoday
    funkytoday Male 18-29
    48 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    I guess Devi3000 didn`t learn anything from watching TMNT.
  90. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    Quite funny!Poor Kitty-Cat...~;~
  91. Profile photo of Kyur
    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm
    Cat Man will eff you UP!

    Well in this case turtle man I guess.

  92. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    Though it was funny to watch, the owner is an ass for letting the turtle harrass the cat like that.
  93. Profile photo of TinaZ80
    TinaZ80 Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 10, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    I felt bad for the kitty. I know turtles are fast, I saw one across the road and tried to get to it and catch it. Sucker was booking it and I so couldnt get to it in time. Me and my friend (who was with me when it happened) joke about it all the time. :-)
  94. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:52 pm
    That turtle is so badass it`s unbelieveable
  95. Profile photo of pea_ooter
    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    got boring after a while
  96. Profile photo of surf831
    surf831 Male 13-17
    117 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    He was just hungry for kitty flesh.
  97. Profile photo of brigallo1
    brigallo1 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:43 pm
    i dont like cats
  98. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 1:23 am
    man i was just waiting for that cat to tear its head off..
  99. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 1:04 pm
    Step of the little f*cking cat hurting tortoise, if I ever met that tortiose, I`d pull it`s neck as hard as I could.
  100. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    i love turtles =]
  101. Profile photo of theforgeter
    theforgeter Male 13-17
    89 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:33 pm
    imagin being that cat and explaining that he got beet up by a turtle
  102. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:55 pm
  103. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Sounded like the turtle may have bit the cat.. Sounded like he/she was in pain.. poor kitty..
  104. Profile photo of Orchyd
    Orchyd Female 18-29
    43 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:14 pm
    I have a semi-aquatic turtle, a Red-Eared Slider. As some may know, when it`s feeding time, they open up their throats real big. It`s hilarious when my cat jumps up on his aquarium and he swims straight up, stretches his neck out, looks at her, and opens his throat up. Apparently he thinks he could swallow her.

    This video cracked me up. I especially liked the brief moment when the turtle was crawling toward the camera with his mouth open. "Mmm... camera man..."

  105. Profile photo of Super_Jesus
    Super_Jesus Female 18-29
    6 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    That turtle is my hero.
  106. Profile photo of agostinho
    agostinho Female 40-49
    5 posts
    May 16, 2007 at 11:35 am
    This turttle WAS BORED!
  107. Profile photo of donkeydude
    donkeydude Male 13-17
    20 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    That turtle has heart and pride.
  108. Profile photo of OctoberRose
    OctoberRose Female 18-29
    61 posts
    March 13, 2010 at 5:52 am
    I love how different animals play together! My cat and bunny play like this. Some people think that certain animals (or reptiles) lack personality but you can see that they have alot.

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