Turtle Attack!

Submitted by: acjacobson 10 years ago in Funny
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Relentless little sucker.
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Female 61
I love how different animals play together! My cat and bunny play like this. Some people think that certain animals (or reptiles) lack personality but you can see that they have alot.
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Male 20
That turtle has heart and pride.
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Female 5
This turttle WAS BORED!
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Female 6
That turtle is my hero.
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Female 43
I have a semi-aquatic turtle, a Red-Eared Slider. As some may know, when it`s feeding time, they open up their throats real big. It`s hilarious when my cat jumps up on his aquarium and he swims straight up, stretches his neck out, looks at her, and opens his throat up. Apparently he thinks he could swallow her.

This video cracked me up. I especially liked the brief moment when the turtle was crawling toward the camera with his mouth open. "Mmm... camera man..."

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Female 99
Sounded like the turtle may have bit the cat.. Sounded like he/she was in pain.. poor kitty..
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Female 1,398
LOL.
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Male 89
imagin being that cat and explaining that he got beet up by a turtle
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Male 1,289
RAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!! =]
i love turtles =]
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Female 157
Step of the little f*cking cat hurting tortoise, if I ever met that tortiose, I`d pull it`s neck as hard as I could.
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Male 1,866
man i was just waiting for that cat to tear its head off..
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Male 93
hahahah
i dont like cats
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Male 117
He was just hungry for kitty flesh.
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Male 986
got boring after a while
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Female 1,065
That turtle is so badass it`s unbelieveable
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Female 1
I felt bad for the kitty. I know turtles are fast, I saw one across the road and tried to get to it and catch it. Sucker was booking it and I so couldnt get to it in time. Me and my friend (who was with me when it happened) joke about it all the time. :-)
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Female 1,468
Though it was funny to watch, the owner is an ass for letting the turtle harrass the cat like that.
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Male 896
Cat Man will eff you UP!

Well in this case turtle man I guess.

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Female 1,407
Quite funny!Poor Kitty-Cat...~;~
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Male 48
I guess Devi3000 didn`t learn anything from watching TMNT.
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Male 1,485
did u notice that the cat went white, the turtle scared it out of its skin (or hair as it seems)
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Male 89
Ice: 1 Devi: -99 (got one point for effort)
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Male 1,882
I CAN BITE YOU, BUT YOU CAN`T BITE ME!
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Male 133
Never seen it. Great video:->
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Male 372
I swear that cat like bit into the turtles hed
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Male 79
that turtle is such a bully, like, c`mon... the cat was just trying to take a nap.
maybe the cat made fun of it`s momma.
"yo momma`s so old..."
:-|
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Female 550
Awwww poor little kitty. The Maine Coon (the tan one) looked identical to our Maine Coon, Vito
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Male 259
all i need to do is team that turtle up with my dog, then they can like, get all the cats. except my cousins cat, thats a nice cat.
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Male 308
That must have been a pet since it wasn`t afraid of the cats. I love how the one hid behind the bush, and the turtle just strolled behind the bush to say hello. I don`t think it bit them at all. The cat just hissed to try to tell it to stop because it was getting annoyed.
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Male 200
looked like the cat was going to bite its head off... never heard of that before
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Female 1,025
<turtle starts to leave>
turtle: no, you know what?! BRING IT ON PUSSY!

cat: ...im not a pussy. =(

poor cat. =( whatever, im a dog person. =D

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Male 22
What the Helk is wrong with that turtle. I saw it bite the cat on the tail many times.
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Male 128
That turtle kicks arse.
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Female 52
This reminds me SO much of that episode of Rocko`s Modern Life when Filbert (sp?) gets engaged/married (because of the whole cats vs turtles thing)...am I the only one?
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Female 268
i never knew that turtles were so violent.
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Female 690
I love turtles/tortoises.
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Male 2,720
^ Tortoises are total douchebags. Turtles taste like chocolate.
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Male 41
the turtle was just horny

btw, whats the difference between turtle and tortoise?

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Female 29
that turtle is bit-chin`, he is one fasty...don`t let the size fool you (^_^)
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Female 267
It would be funny if the turtle/tortoise and the cat had a little trial.

Tortoise/Turtle: But Your Honor, the cat was harrasing me!!!!!!

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Female 1,470
I wanted to see that cat rip its head off sooo badly
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Male 425
OMG!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TURTLE ATTACK THAT POOR KITTY WITH LIGHTNING SPEED?!!
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Female 1,832
This is going to sound dumb, but I truly didn`t know turtles could move that fast! LOL! I have learned my lesson, wow. I kinda felt bad for the cat but it was so damned cute too!!!
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Female 785
LOL I love how turtles can haul @$$ when they need too.
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Male 703
i can hear it... the turtle is telling the cat to do something else than sleep...
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Male 273
OW! Did anyone else`s neck hurt when the cat bit the turtles head?
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Female 2,695
LMFAO
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Male 1,420
"For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles."
not to jump on the devi-bashing bandwagon, i just cant resist.
but its better to keep your mouth closed and look like an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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Male 18
That`s one kick ass turtle!
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Male 1,114
aww, it just wants to be fwiends. <3
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Male 325
the cat proberly had it coming
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Male 1,011
im betting the turtle, er, tortoise had eggs nearby :P
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Female 114
Maybe the turtle was rabid. And now the cats are.
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Female 879
I love him....
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Female 560
tortoises are awesome end of story
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Female 129
Bout time a turtle fights back
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Female 14
if that turtle tried that crap on me, i`d rip off his head. see how he likes that..
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Male 295
That`s the solution to the cat problem. Turtles.
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Male 95
now ive seen everything....
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Male 128
frankly, i`m annoyed the owner did nothing to stop it.
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Male 3,369
Devi3000 - Do you have issues?
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Male 2,486
"For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles.
"

Dont call anyone an idiot when your wrong. Splinter was the rat, Shredder was the bad guy.

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Female 815
Ginger Kitty: Yaaaaawn...Uh Ow...OW! ARGH YOU SON OF A- Owww! -Runs-

Siamese Kitty: ^_~ O_O! ow! -Ankles get gnawed-

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Female 1,403
That siamese kitty was soooooo pretty.
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Male 3
Wasn`t the cat biting the turtles head though?
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Female 152
how come the turtles that I had were all lazy?
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Male 181
thats pretty fast for a turtle...makes me want to buy the pokemon game........man, im a nerd :P lol
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Male 431
Haha.
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Male 239
Damn cat deserved it... Slackin off while the rest of us have to work...
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Male 5,194
Wow! Never saw a turtle act like that. Was she protecting her eggs or soething?
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Male 1,039
I still think DEVI3000 is on drugs.

Splinter has never been "against" the turtles.

You`re the idiot.

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Male 284
At least it wasn`t an Alligator Snaping Turtle then the video would have been very different. Wonder if teh turtle/tortise was just curious or actually trying to eat the cat?
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Male 2
that turtle really wanted some pussy
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Male 312
God damn it Devi, just stop posting already.
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Female 359
LMFAO poor cat, that stupid tortoise wouldn`t leave it alone... really cute though... best part was the other cat, not only did the turtle go after the fuzzy one, he also went after the naked one :D Seems there`s propaganda in the shelled world.

any kind of turtle/tortoise + biting you = hurts like a b*itch @[email protected] my friend`s box turtle bit me once.

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Male 1,399
HA HA HA HA HAAAA.

GET that sucker. The taste of catflesh is sweet.

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Female 107
I`ve never seen anything like it! Crazy little thing...What did the kitty ever do to it, huh?
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Male 946
its a modern retelling of the hare and the tortoise, its now called the tortoise and the hairy cat. the tortoise ALWAYS wins
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Male 400
stupid anoyying little bugger...
buy the damn head off!
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Male 1,003
Hahah Cats get owned by turtles!!!
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Male 437
shells for the win!!!
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Female 90
lol that was hella funny.
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Female 1,395
=o!! oh my word...stalker...psychopath in a half shell.
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Male 286
Should i be the first to point out that its actually a tortoise?

sorry to rain on th turtle loving parade.

but you have to feel sorry for the cat, all it wanted was to lay in the sun.

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Female 1,001
R U Kidding, thanks for that. I was trying to remember for aaages

Devi3000, i think u need to post a retraction

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Female 302
How can someone doesnt remember Splinter? o.O; He was their master... I Liked Raphael ^^ Now if only Vanilla Ice didnt showed up in the movie, i`ll dust my old Videotape (yeah, the thing before DVD) and watch it all again ^^;

That turtle is annoying... who knew they had so much stamina? And yeah, those little things bites hard >.<

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Male 319
That was kinda cool to watch. I`m assuming the turtle was trained as a pet so it may have had previous contact with cats before. Never seen anything like it before though. :D
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Male 4,246
Incorrect, Devi3000.
Shredder was the arch-enemy of the turtles; Splinter was their mentor/father-figure.
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Female 399
I like how towards the end of that video it looked for the tiniest fraction of a second as though that turtle had bitten off all the ginger cat`s fur...

Poor kitty, couldn`t understand why all it`s normal cat body language wasn`t working.

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Female 1,496
Turtles bite hard that is why the cat is meowing in pain.

For the idiot above that never watched TMNT on TV. Splinter was against the turtles.

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Male 4,246
Cat: "The hell?...OMG ZOMBIE TURTLE!!!"
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Female 327
I didn`t know turtle`s could move so quick, the one i had took an hour to move an inch.
I did feel sorry for the cat.
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Male 1,404
Wow, I thought that was going to end badly for the turtle. One ballsy turtle or some pussy pussies.
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Male 1,465
OMG! He harassed the fur right off that cat! j/k…

What crawled up that turtles butt? Cute though, he was an armored little annoyance machine.

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Male 959
I`d take a turtle over a cat any day. Can`t stand cats. I like turtles mind you.
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Female 32
lmfao!

I want that turtle.

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Female 1,001
bwhahahaa...

that was drating hilarious!

I had no idea turtles could move that fast!

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Female 229
Raphael, the earlier years.
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Female 3,001
poor cat :(
funny tho! :)
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Female 344
Zweet~!
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Female 314
hahah poor cat......what a strange little turtle.....
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Male 226
^LOL
Crazy turtle..I miss mine. I raced it once and lost. Those mofo`s are fast. >_<
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Male 139
poor cat, leave me alooooooonnnneeeeee
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Male 89
Ninja Turtle in it`s infancy...It`s obvious the Cat`s went after Splinter, and the Turtles out for Revenge, SWEET REVENGE!!!
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Female 23
Urghh burn the turtles alive i say
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Female 106
poor kitty.
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Male 336
I hear that terrorists are employing turtles for their next attack. they`re going to tape a stick of dynamite to their shells and dangle little pictures of kittis infront of them, to march them into LA! EVERYBODY PANIC!
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Male 148
Link: Turtle Attack! [Rate Link] - Relentless little sucker.
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