Top 10 QVC Mishaps

Submitted by: KikiPeepers 10 years ago in Funny
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The most strange and embarrassing things that happened on our favorite home shopping network
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Female 194
LOL.
"I garuntee it and I`ve got the porno to prove it."
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Male 1,866
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha good stuff!!!!
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Female 655
lol 128 =P
thats were hilarious
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Male 315
LOL, Straight on my favourites. Loved the horse one, and the ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT! lol, big time!
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Male 274
how in gods name could he have thought it was a horse??
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Male 616
I don`t think the ladder was at fault. The guy seemed to have just lost his balance.
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Male 1,496
Horse... WOW. (not world of warcraft. nerd.)
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Female 160
I think the ones with laugh tracks were fake... they would have cut them off like they did the "crash in less than 2 years" girl.
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Female 269
OMG!! 128 megs?!?!? Thats CRAZY!!!!
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Male 374
Saw the first four before.
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Male 208
hahahahahaha the guy wid a sword got wat e deserved.............stupid bellend
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Female 314
i almost fell off my chair when the guy says,"my producer just told me that this isn`t a picture of a horse..." hahahahahahhah what a crack head
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Male 732
My favourites were the guy on number 5, who clearly didn`t know, what he was talking about and the guy on number 9, who also doesn`t know, what he`s talking about.
I mean, a horse???
This guy must have severe mental problems!
I`d like to see, what he would see in a Rohrschach image.
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Male 69
8 out of 10 had me laughing my ass of. My favorite was the ladder one. I thought it hilarious that after he fell of they casually started talking about ladder safety.
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Male 870
[quote]On 5/15/2007 7:03:23 PM r-chill wrote: argh the last two have no sound[/quote]
They all have sound. Something was probably wrong with YouTube for a minute. (I got the same thing; a minute later it was fine.)
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Male 425
I was waiting for the BSOD to appear during his "NO ERRORS!!" bullcrap.
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Male 994
I love Dell but they keep on crashing after 2 years.

Dell guy: Well sometimes you get prank calls like that!

LOL!

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Male 552
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT!
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Male 577
I wonder how old the Dell one is, because I don`t think 128MB of video ram was even all that great a couple of years ago.

well i also want to know why it was $2,500 too!

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Female 690
*no one
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Female 690
Funny clips,4.
On the ladder one it`s funny how now one helps him they just say I think he`s moving okay on with the show.
As for the horse one it`s nice that they employ blind people at the QVC.
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Female 1,065
The horse made me laugh xD
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Male 425
Haha..Dells are the worst computers you could possibly buy. But wow, 128MB...that`s INSANE. Truly a monster rig..must be able to run multiple games simultaneously at max settings and 5000 FPS. And when the guy was presenting the computer he only got three errors, amazing! ;-()

(That was sarcasm, in case you didn`t catch that.)

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Male 1,364
this is great
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Female 560
argh the last two have no sound
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Male 2,616
Well, sertrbl, we all have dreams.
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Female 1,470
piff dells` r gay. There a load of crap and a great opener of viruses.
My mom had a dell laptop and she only mostly use it to type things out. the day it crashed it was reported to have 17981 viruses ( i swear to god there were that many) from just using mircosoft word.
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Male 1,882
"i wish i could be as much of a postwhore as you, exactly quoting the content of the link!"

Considering that, by copy/pasting their comments of which you just complained about, you just did? Oh, and thanks for the pseudo-witty, idiotic, sarcastic coment you made to try and impress people while making yourself feel better. Go play in traffic.

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Male 1,882
The 128 Radeon was the best one... I CAN RUN 10 PROGRAMS! OMG!! 128 MEGS!! DOUBLE DATA RATE!! I CAN`T CRASH THIS COMPUTER!! *error* *error* *error*

That`s the kind of people that work at Best Buy. My brother needed to buy an 802.11g router and they only had 802.11a, and the guy was sitting there trying to convince my brother that they were compatible (which is a flat out lie, G is compatible with B, but not A). Never ask for advice about your computer, they`ll tell you "you need more memory" even if you don`t.

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Male 1,420
"128!!! 128!!! Oh yea? My 8800gtx has 768mb, what you got to say about that???"
woo, bow down to the arrogant idiot!

"And my producer is telling me that this is not a horse at all, but a butterfly... well, it may actually be a moth."
i wish i could be as much of a postwhore as you, exactly quoting the content of the link! im not NEARLY as efficiant at wasting space as you are.

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Male 452
Oh, Come on! Did nobody think that the Shoebox guy was funny!? I was like OMFG ROFL! I had to play it twice cuz I was not paying atention cuz of laughing!
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Male 129
How they crash in less than two years, in fact, all three of them crashed. "Well, sometimes people just crank call"
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Male 4,393
234 lololol so funny
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Male 302
He really likes 128MB.
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Male 2,616
And my producer is telling me that this is not a horse at all, but a butterfly... well, it may actually be a moth.
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Male 337
The British ladies watching Back to the Future are the only ones to laugh at their mistakes. I thought censorship was more lax in the UK, though.
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Male 2,616
the dell porn one is hilarious.... alllright porno
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Female 76
All I can think about is how the first guy looks like Benjamin Horne from Twin Peaks. The way he was licking his lips was mighty creepy too.
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Male 233
LOOK AT THAT HORSE!!! OMG
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Male 625
lmao look at this horse, the big teeth and the hooves....poo
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Female 75
They should have had the one when they were selling this lamp that lit on its own when it was dark, because it had these sensors on. So they dimmed the lights, and the lamp lit. But then the sensors knew it was bright, so the lamp switched off, then it was dark so it went back on again. And so on.
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Female 430
Home shopping had a guy named Paul Kelly on in the 90`s and my sis and I would tape him because he would always drop stuff and almost fall asleep on air...
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Male 325
i liked the prono one
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Male 112
Lol the ladder one, what a retard.
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Male 896
"128!!! 128!!! Oh yea? My 8800gtx has 768mb, what you got to say about that???" Necrotism

768!!! 768!!!

There I said it.

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Male 838
"Just think, in ten years they`ll have like 10GB of DDR3 ram in video cards, and computers will use like 50GB"
You really need to study more Computer science. There was a law created by Moore in midway 60`s that stated in every 18 months, technology would evolve to the double(actually was made to calculate the cost of transistors) as it was in the current time.
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Female 1,832
JAXLEY : I Love your avie!
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Female 1,832
My 2 faves were,
the horse :
"Look at the tail and the teeth and hooves..."
All the while its likem he`s looking at thr moth tracing his finger directly where the moths edges were!! Hah whatta `horses` a**!!
and the ladder one...classic. I bet they didn`t sell anymore after that.
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Male 988
OMG that ladder costs $220!! WTF who would buy that!?
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Male 139
128!!! 128!!! Oh yea? My 8800gtx has 768mb, what you got to say about that???
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Male 4,012
Nice horse. And he was so enthusiastic about the whole damn thing as well.

Evil people behind the scene didn`t tell the poor guy.

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Male 217
`My name`s Randy` `I use my dell for porno` - Genius.
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Male 916
Antdow3, they do:

"All the ones with laughing in the background were made by Jimmy Kimmel."

"The one about the doorbell isn`t real either...that`s why there`s a studio audience laughing in the background."

"The one about the porn isn`t real. I think it is from Jimmy Kimmel and they dub in the caller`s voice to match the action."

By the way, I didn`t say they *are* fake, I said that others say that some of them are fake (or might be fake).

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Male 1,406
I loved that sword.
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Male 946
no they dont^
the sword video was definetely the best
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Male 916
The comments below say that some of the videos are fake.
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Female 80
I wonder how old the Dell one is, because I don`t think 128MB of video ram was even all that great a couple of years ago.

It`s alright for an older computer I guess, but they`re up to 1/2 a gig now for video cards I think. The GeForce 8800 has like 640MB or something.

Just think, in ten years they`ll have like 10GB of DDR3 ram in video cards, and computers will use like 50GB

Just to fuel our video games ;)

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Male 838
It hurts being a salesman! Especially if your a jerk who don`t actually know the product like the Katana/Dell guy! What a moron...
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Male 1,033
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT!
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Female 1,496
I have been missing out on life. This whole time I could be calling QVC to prank them.
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Female 345
"And the nice thing about these practice katanas ... *clang* ... oww that hurt big time!"

Aww .. we don`t see enough teleshop morons that get hurt. Let them suffer for their psychological torture they bring unto us every day ;)

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Male 2,216
The email one was stupid, he wasnt gay, he was embarrassed, you could tell.
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Female 242
the horse one was definitely the funniest! and the sword guy was a douche.
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Male 44
the horse is so funny LOL
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Male 44
the horse is so funny LOL
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Male 610
Number 7 : Isn`t that Doc on the "100 numbers, 100 movies ,100 quotes?"
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Male 810
LOL, The Horse was the best
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Male 810
i loved the porno one
but i`m only to 5, because for some reason these videos have started loading slower than (insert political joke her)
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Female 182
THE DELLS ROFL
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Male 991
Awkwaarrdd.
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Male 78
3. Guy said porno too much. I think he should have been a bit more creative but funny none the less.
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Female 182
omg hilarious
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Male 2,513
Those are all pretty funny.
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Female 2,244
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