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Date: 05/18/07 02:14 AM

43 Responses to The good news about herpes

  1. Profile photo of omgwtfho
    omgwtfho Female 18-29
    218 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 1:36 am
    Link: The good news about herpes - Who knew there was an upside?
  2. Profile photo of Hungwell
    Hungwell Male 18-29
    410 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Hey baby I may give you a blister on your lip....but at least you wont die from bubonic plague

    I`m sure this pickup line will work great lol

  3. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 2:23 am
    I have herpes!

    The mouth cold-sore kind. :)

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    BeanGreen Female 18-29
    122 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 2:23 am
    Everyone with herpes raise your hand!
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    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 2:25 am
    sweet, now if i get herpes, i can travel back to the 1350`s and just chill around and not worry about dying...boy...is my life is now complete now or what?
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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 2:35 am
    like jay leno said, if you`re dating anyone with beubonic plague OR herpes, then you need to get a refund from edating.net
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 3:03 am
    i think id rather not have herpes.
  8. Profile photo of shazbutt
    shazbutt Male 30-39
    16 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Kinda funny how the guy`s name is "Virgin"
  9. Profile photo of ellbell16
    ellbell16 Female 13-17
    182 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 3:35 am
    it says IN MICE. umm do people WANT mice? i mean pets yes.. pests no..
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 4:07 am
    Having herpes is more scary & nasty~ !
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 5:07 am
    Well this is usefull...If you freagin live in the Middle Age! I can almost imagine a guy saying " Have your Herpes...Herpes..."
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 5:18 am
    And shazbutt, `Skip-Virgin` at that! Must have skipped the virginity altogether from his first steps...
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 5:55 am
    I`m having a herpes party, who`s in?
  14. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
    306 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 7:24 am
    someone give me herpes! i need a defense against the bubonic plague that i`ve heard so many people are getting now a days! riiiiight..
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    Titantodd Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 8:46 am
    There`s another upside to herpes too, ugly people won`t have anything to do with you.
  16. Profile photo of quedas
    quedas Male 18-29
    163 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 8:54 am
    yowz said:

    "someone give me herpes! i need a defense against the bubonic plague that i`ve heard so many people are getting now a days! riiiiight.."

    I was going to make a bad sexual joke about giving her herpes, then I noticed she was underage.

    And now I gotta take a shower.

    Excuse me...

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    TabooPoison Female 18-29
    1062 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 9:46 am
    Right, because we need protection against the bubonic plague.
  18. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 10:01 am
    I didn`t know that almost everyone had herpes... interesting.
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    FlowrPowr10 Female 13-17
    172 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 10:09 am
    *snicker* Skip Virgin...
  20. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 11:16 am
    I haven`t got it. My sister does - mouth coldsore kind, so does my mom I think.

    I don`t want herpes, thanks! Unless it can help humans :)

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    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 11:49 am
    Dammit! Now Paris Hilton is going to live forever!
  22. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 11:50 am
    Hmm, my mom and I were just talking about this yesterday (weird, I know). But she told me that coldsores are herpes, which I hadn`t known before. I did always kind of wonder why I never got them and some of my friends did. But it`s odd because my mom claims to have had a coldsore once, when she was in her 20`s, and then -never- again. Is that even possible?
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    JetTheOne Male 18-29
    54 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 12:22 pm
    yay for herpes!

    herpes > bubonic plague

  24. Profile photo of Bert10099
    Bert10099 Male 13-17
    165 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    Fun fact about Herpes:

    Type one (cold sore) and type two (genital warts) are not Mutually Exclusive. Meaning, you can get type one in your mouth and on your genitals, as well as get type two on your genitals, as well as in your mouth.

    Fun fact!

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    DanoElMano Male 18-29
    69 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    Lot`s of people are carriers of herpes but never show a sign of it.
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 7:07 pm
    thats so weird
  27. Profile photo of axis736
    axis736 Male 18-29
    168 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    so, you have protection from the bubonic plague.... but youve still got herpes xD
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    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 9:47 pm
    Yeah i guess i`d rather have herpes than get the bubonic plague..
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    violingirl77 Female 13-17
    1426 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 9:49 pm
    Yeah, you really need to worry about bubonic plague these days. Especially in countries with good health care.
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    atheist0224 Female 13-17
    17 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    oh, i`m just so glad i won`t get bubonic plague. i was really worried there for awhile, but now that`ve got herpes, i`m care-free!
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    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 10:33 pm
    "...it can protect against the bubonic plague and other bacterial contagions, at least in mice"

    Meh. :-P

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    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    May 18, 2007 at 10:45 pm
    iz wierd.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 6:37 am
    Don`t forget sties. Not sure on the spelling there. Those are those annoying white spots that show up on your eye lids, next to the lashes, after your boyfriend jizzed on your face. Those are also Symplex 1 herpes. WHAT FUN!
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    nicholelibra Female 18-29
    663 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    In the past 15 years there have been 2 cases of bubonic plague in the US, so the chances of the plague uprising again are somewhere between nill and nada. Therefore, herpes still sucks. Would you really trust STD information from a doctor named Virgin???
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    GypsyCassie Female 18-29
    880 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 2:10 pm
    I rather have the plague any day than herpes....maybe thats just me
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    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    yowz
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US

    "someone give me herpes! i need a defense against the bubonic plague that i`ve heard so many people are getting now a days! riiiiight.."


    quedas
    Male, 18-29, Europe

    "I was going to make a bad sexual joke about giving her herpes, then I noticed she was underage.
    And now I gotta take a shower.
    Excuse me..."

    She`s 18.. today! <Cheers> Happy Birthday Yowz.
    Quedas.. no need to feel dirty.. hehehe.

  37. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    Haha! I`ve just got in after a night on the p*ss, and I read that as `Herpes, the family virus`. Hehe. Confusing for a minute.
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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 20, 2007 at 2:50 am
    Scientist`s name is Virgin... coincidence? :P
  39. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 20, 2007 at 3:08 am
    did anyone else find the name Skip Virgin to seem a bit pornish......just a thougth
  40. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    May 20, 2007 at 10:26 am
    I guess I better go get herpes!
  41. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 20, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    This means my dastardly plan to give Paris Hilton the plauge wont work! Horrors!
  42. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 21, 2007 at 7:57 pm
    AWESOME!!! ANYBODY WATCH HOUSE MD? THAT EPISODE OF `HOUSE VS GOD`?

    COOL

  43. Profile photo of Thegodofhats
    Thegodofhats Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 24, 2007 at 8:56 am
    because we really need protection against the plague?

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