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Date: 05/12/07 02:04 AM

170 Responses to The Answer is Not Always C

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:01 am
    Link: The Answer is Not Always C - Wow, this guy is an idiot.
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    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Lol that is so funny. He`s so stupid
  3. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Daaaaaang, I think he failed lol!
  4. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:12 am
    LOL! Hilarious.
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    marilizeit Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:14 am
    ahhh! i was going to be first!!!

    but i had to create an account!!

    anyway, dumbass.

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    bianchi Female 18-29
    606 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Michael Benson is my hero!
  7. Profile photo of TJAW
    TJAW Male 13-17
    610 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:14 am
    ..For seem reason, i think he failed, not sure why...
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    800 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:16 am
    i bet you anything it was a true/false test
  9. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:16 am
    happens sometimes i guess. real or not?
  10. Profile photo of jako9b14270
    jako9b14270 Male 13-17
    170 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Probably not real, no one could be that stupid
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    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:18 am
    "b is the new c" lol :-D
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Is that Mr. Banana Hands?
  13. Profile photo of ICN
    ICN Male 18-29
    336 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:26 am
    at least he tried.

    he did try, right? no? oh. never mind. he`s an idiot

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    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:29 am
    i love how he put A for #20 first and then erased it and put C...lol

    oh and...why are they putting what looks like his social security number on the screen?

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    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Smart guy. That`s what I do :-P.
  16. Profile photo of bjbj1991
    bjbj1991 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Oi, that`s my brother!
  17. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Still... you`d think at least one of them would be C.
  18. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:36 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
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    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:37 am
    ^Did you even READ the letter ass tard!
  20. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1217 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:37 am
    That`s what I was thinking. At least one or more had to be C. Like another person said, it could have been a true or false test.
  21. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    not you shizzaster! the stupid dude above you...
  22. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    rofl! kaizer, there were only two choices, A(true) or B(false). You obviously did not read the entire article
  23. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 am
    "Every year I attempt to boost my students` final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material."


    READ THE FCKING MATERIAL FCK HEADS!

  24. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:41 am
    lol calm damn Yumiii @_@
  25. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:41 am
    "At least one or more had to be C."

    It clearly states that it`s a true/false test...

  26. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Oops, my mistake.
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:02 am
    That boy was just lazy~
  28. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:03 am
    Stupid ass collect call commercial.

    I did that on my SAT`s thinking that it would be better than leaving it empty. Not the case.

  29. Profile photo of xp
    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:04 am
    FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    wait for it.
    wait for it.

    CK that sucks. That guy must feel like an idiot.

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    xp Male 30-39
    523 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:07 am
    I also like how now his social security number and name are on the internet... Not only did he fail now he is going to have his credit ruined by ID thieves.
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    beeyooteeful Female 18-29
    546 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:12 am
    His teacher is so sweet.

    My teacher wouldn`t give two poos.

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    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:29 am
    Damn, Yumiii needs to calm down a bit...

    It`s just a link on IAB, girl.

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    NadesicoLily Female 13-17
    10 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:34 am
    xD Wow.
    You woulda figured he read the directions..
    but noooo :-p
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:51 am
    its probably not true.
  35. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:55 am
    Yeah No offence Yumiii, calm down.
  36. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:13 am
    "I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points"

    lol good job, BENSON FOR PRESIDENT!

  37. Profile photo of LolaGabanna
    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:39 am
    What a douche.
  38. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:55 am
    "May God have mercy on your soul."

    Now I wonder in which country this happened. Oh no wait, gratuitous religious remarks? Ah yes ... god`s own country, the US of A. Religious fanatics through and through ;)

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    Titantodd Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:06 am
    I don`t think that`s his social security number; its more likely a number to identify him specific to that exam.

    Oh and why would they print off question sheets with 4 choices if there was only A and B, this has to be faked.

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    liamthebof Male 13-17
    106 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:37 am
    lol, i look up to him. he cuda done well if he chose just b lol
  41. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:40 am
    Titantodd, it`s a generic question sheet used for all exams. If you look at the top of the columns, there is a T at the top of the column of A`s, and an F at the top of the column of B`s to remind those taking a true-false exam that A=true, and B=false. You don`t need to make up a question sheet with only 2 choices.
  42. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:41 am
    "You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a QUARTER of the answers."

    There are five answers (A to E). How is always choosing one helping you to get a quarter right even if all answers were possible? That would only be a fifth. Either the prof isn`t very bright too or I`m not getting it ;)

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    ahsiek Female 13-17
    60 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:56 am
    How come none of those answers were C ?? I still like it, If I was dumb like that, I wouldnt have put just C I would have made a picture..
  44. Profile photo of FeeFee
    FeeFee Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:12 am
    "i bet you anything it was a true/false test"

    Well now, aren`t you a smart one? It says right there "True/False Test"

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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:25 am
    lol @ICN
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    artgoof Female 18-29
    11 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:24 am
    Wow it is good to see the eduacation level of the people who post. The number of people posted minus the number of people who actually read the acticle before posting leaves the majority.
    I think that it is possible to be his SSN- that is always what I remember filling in. However I would hope that it was a generic number created in the class. Also, if any of you have ever been to a college course you would know that yes this is a generic testing paper for all tests, even T /F.
  47. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:26 am
    Michael Benson didn`t read the instructions, just as some of you didn`t read the text next to the answer sheet.

    sweet mercy!

  48. Profile photo of soffy2000
    soffy2000 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:27 am
    In my college we were assigned student ID numbers to take place of our SSN... it`s quite possible his college did that too.
  49. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:01 am
    Sheesh some people on here are as stupid as the guy who did the test! It could only have been A OR B!! Read the article! xD
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    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:05 am
    B is the new C?
    Well, that`s going to bost the Boba-Bola Bompany a lot of money. To name just one example.
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    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:14 am
    I hope it was a class he didn`t need.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:19 am
    rofl, mabie it was some kind of protest?
  53. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:24 am
    It`s amazing to see the number of people posting comments here who also did the same stupid mistake the guy in the exam did: Failure to Read. Reading is *that* hard, huh?
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:28 am
    On 5/12/2007 4:55:12 AM Bajatar wrote: "May God have mercy on your soul." Now I wonder in which country this happened. Oh no wait, gratuitous religious remarks? Ah yes ... god`s own country, the US of A. Religious fanatics through and through ;)

    And the best part is... you feel for such an obvious hoax. And what county pulled the wool over your eyes?

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    exodus2121 Male 18-29
    3 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:37 am
    Professor William Turner? I though William Turner sailed with Jack Sparrow.
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    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:04 am
    you can see that on number 20 he put A but then he erased it and put C...
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    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:04 am
    The e-mail at the bottom says it`s from his professor: William Turner, thats the guy from Pirates of the Carribean!
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    Ahhh Crap! Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:14 am
    I love the line "And may god have mercy on your soul" because if thats the best he can do on a "101" course I have a feeling he just might need that!
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    krispyduck Male 18-29
    16 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:26 am
    this is either a true/false test or complete bollocks, 1 of them had to be C surely!
  60. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:27 am
    Guys... you are as stupid as this kid! it was a true false test!

    and most likely, this is fake, or the kid tried to get a 0

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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:34 am
    I want to see this guy at "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
  62. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:40 am
    lol boba-bola
  63. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:43 am
    "I also like how now his social security number and name are on the internet... Not only did he fail now he is going to have his credit ruined by ID thieves."
    well... to be honest and not a little 13 year old, i think its photoshopped... or at least taht part. so chances are it wouldnt happen.
    "Now I wonder in which country this happened. Oh no wait, gratuitous religious remarks? Ah yes ... god`s own country, the US of A. Religious fanatics through and through ;)"
    what are you, stupid? first of all, thats stereotypical. second, why does it matter?besides, you can tell by the date that he is American.. 5-01-07 instead of 01-5-07, or however it is done in other countries
  64. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:44 am
    oo ouch, if i had to only pick one letter i would pick d or b
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    jmbrch4507 Male 18-29
    181 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:46 am
    damn that`s great
    "just remember b is the new c"
    "see you next year"

    that`s just freakin great

  66. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:46 am
    "There are five answers (A to E). How is always choosing one helping you to get a quarter right even if all answers were possible? That would only be a fifth. Either the prof isn`t very bright too or I`m not getting it ;)"
    wow, youre getting major stupid points today! if there were 2 possiblities this time, what makes you think there are always going to be 5? there CAN be just 4 questions on it you know.
  67. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:20 am

    His professor sent him an e-mail the following day:

    Dear Michael,

    Every year I attempt to boost my students` final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

    There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It`s as if you didn`t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

    May God have mercy on your soul.

    Sincerely,
    Professor William Turner

    P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C

  68. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:22 am
    i didnt get it until i read that part lol
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    ditzy_chic14 Female 13-17
    74 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:35 am
    THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!

    The William Turner part lol
    haha poor dude he probably gets people saying that he is not nearly as good looking as Orlando Bloom all the time.=]

  70. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:36 am
    IT WAS a true/false test. At least that`s what it says at the top. It must be, there is always at least 1 `C` in every test. Nice, but what an imbecile.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:41 am
    B is the new C.... ahahhahahaha :P
  72. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Should`ve gone with D...it`s almost as good as C and better than B :|
    "B is the new C"
    "May god have mercy on your soul"
    haha
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    serfis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:51 am
    lol JAK-STEEL would still pick d
  74. Profile photo of Ragin2340
    Ragin2340 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    The professor wins with that last bit of info.
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    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    wow thats horrible
    horrible to the extend where its almost not funny
    but... i still had to lmao ;-)
    wow that dude screwed up
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    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    oh man... i want to know what the guy did when he got his test... atleast the teacher had a ton of work saved...
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    lovestricken Female 13-17
    712 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    LMAO. Everyone`s posts make me laugh more than the actual article..
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    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    Man, there are a lot of idiots on here. Half the people who posted wanted to know why C wasn`t the answer on any of them? What the drat?!
  79. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    My god! I can`t believe no one else has said this yet. The picture is CLEARLY photoshopped! For one, look at the ID number. The 2`s and 8`s are IDENTICAL! Same font. And even the circled answers are identical. Just compare #12, #18, #22, #28, etc. Same shading, shape and darkness. IMB`s photoshopped police obviously is out of their league.
  80. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    ^^ Sorry! sertrbl mentioned it.
  81. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    "P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
    B is the new C" LOL
  82. Profile photo of Bored_Turkey
    Bored_Turkey Female 13-17
    171 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    Most multiple choice tests I`ve taken are from four choices. Just because the scantron offers five choices doesn`t mean that all teachers choose to create tests that make the most of it.

    I don`t see why the US has to be brought into this. There are idiots everywhere.

  83. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    "There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers."
    ---------------
    C wasn`t even an option...
  84. Profile photo of antdow3
    antdow3 Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    ^^um yeah thats the joke^^
  85. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    You all hurt my head, f.uck...

    1) It is NOT his social security number, its a student ID number.
    2) True or false test. Only two options. NOT multiple choice. NO Option D.
    3) To the people making fun of what could a complete moron, if this isn`t a hoax. LEARN TO SPELL!!!
    4) At least read the previous comments before you make yourself sound like a f.ucking retard. (See above points!)
    5) Every country has blaspheming jacka.sses. Don`t go around perpetuating negative stereotypes.
    6) Stop saying "shopped" We all know it could be. It`s not funny anymore. Let it go.

    Now, go listen to rock music and make your eardrums bleed. Mmm, rock...

  86. Profile photo of fisttoface
    fisttoface Male 13-17
    66 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    i always loved doing that on not graded tests. every single answer was ABCD it had an awesome pattern
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    Ult_Timmeh Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 1:29 pm
    Self-owned...
  88. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    His freakin professor is awesome. :P
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    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:57 pm
    ...Looks kinda fake, but amusing nonetheless. I laughed "Boba-Bola." On a side note, I use those stupid scantron cards for tests too, except the ones my school uses are green. Green is pretty.
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    moe2the Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    mwahhhaa...mwahaaaa,, mwahahahahahahahah
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    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    ok this is retarded. there were NO answers for C because it was TRUE OR FALSE. True was for A and False was for B. C,D, or E didnt have an answer. they were BLANK!!
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    gchimmel Female 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Wow...
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    shiggin Female 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:32 pm

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    shreder23
    Male, 13-17, Midwest US
    244 Posts Saturday, May 12, 2007 2:16:28 AM
    i bet you anything it was a true/false test

    No S**T
    Man people dont read things anymore

  94. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:32 pm
    "I don`t see why the US has to be brought into this. There are idiots everywhere."

    Well I haven`t yet seen any other country where even the president constantly babbles "god bless you" or where you can read "in god we trust" on money (kind of cynical ;) ). Then again my Iranian is a bit rusty. Maybe it`s common there too. I don`t know. Yea it`s a stereotype, a good one though ;)

    Anyway ... as the student didn`t know there were only two choices he had a chance of one fifth to get a right answer and not a quarter. Unless of course choice E was reserved for something else ;)

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    Angua13 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    The people in this thread I think are bigger idiots than the person who failed the test(if it`s real).

    And Bajatar I fail to see how a president who "constantly babble `god bless you`" is an idiot....I think it`s pointless personally but it doesn`t make him an idiot.

  96. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    "what are you, stupid? first of all, thats stereotypical."

    However stereotypical, it`s accurate. The United States as a nation has by far the single-most highest Christian population in the world.

    Anyway... this student is such a lame ass. Regardless if one has taken the time to study, he could at least have read the test instructions and known that C wasn`t an answer for this particular test, myth or no. I bet he`s on financial aid; money better spent elsewhere, says I.

  97. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    "And Bajatar I fail to see how a president who "constantly babble `god bless you`" is an idiot....I think it`s pointless personally but it doesn`t make him an idiot."

    Ignorant and delusional, maybe?

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    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    okay
  99. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
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    May 12, 2007 at 2:47 pm
    did anyone notice that the professors name was william turner? haha thats from pirates of the caribbean :P
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    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    Will Turner :D

    There was once a guy called Tom Cruise in my school. I never knew who he was, but I heard the name at the assembly a couple of times.

    Since when have we judged intelligence by how low you scroll a web page/how carefully you read the small title? :D

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    brigallo1 Male 13-17
    93 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:45 pm
    wow. he didnt even bother to look at the test. hahahahahahah moron
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    Bored_Turkey Female 13-17
    171 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    I still fail to see what the US has to do with any of this. I fail to see what`s wrong with religious people in general--evangelism, okay, that`s annoying, but agnostics and atheists can be equally evangelical. In any case, the president is hardly a good basis for judgment of the country--presidents aren`t elected unanimously.

    To my understanding--which may not mean much at all since I`m a stupid American teenager, so feel free to spit at me--Vatican City is considered a country, and I`m fairly certain it`s quite religious.

  103. Profile photo of B3nt
    B3nt Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    Bajatar, while you are somewhat correct in your all encompassing stereotype, is it necessary to be an inflammatory jackass in the way that you present your case?
  104. Profile photo of chaosgirl
    chaosgirl Female 13-17
    169 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    What a loser...The teacher totally owned him, that was so awesome.
  105. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    Professor William Turner, eh? Isn`t Will Turner like that guy from Pirates of the Carribean? Aha, I wonder how many people have that name..
  106. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    It`s fake - the numbering on the id number is printed. It`s a typefont.
  107. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    All were either A or B!? He competely got owned. Competely. Seriously, how can you be this stupid? He didn`t even read the rules (Which would have probably said A or B) Or looked at any of the questions (Seeing as how it would be obvious theres only 2 answers). Damn!
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    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    why the holy f*ck would any one DO that
  109. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:11 pm
    This is def a shop... if u look at the filled in scribbles, every 4 or 5 its repeated, and the numbers for the ID are reused so they are exactly the same... the only different blot is the one with the eraser mark
  110. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    "Since when have we judged intelligence by how low you scroll a web page/how carefully you read the small title? :D"

    I judge intelligence based upon my own definition, which states that intelligence is simply one`s capacity for awareness. If one is ignorant through nothing more than a lack of effort or lack of capacity to scroll down a webpage, that person cannot be reasonably be considered intelligent, no? But of course you`re free to come up with your own definition of intelligence; I just think you`ll find mine to be fairly universal.

    "I fail to see what`s wrong with religious people in general--evangelism, okay, that`s annoying, but agnostics and atheists can be equally evangelical."

    Evangelical atheists and agnostics are not guilty of inciting mass violence throughout most of our history. Evangelical religious types, more so than "evangelical" a-religious types, are guilty of far more and are much more dangerous to the whole of society.

  111. Profile photo of AtomicAtari
    AtomicAtari Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 6:57 pm
    i answered acdc to all of mine once
  112. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    He was presented with the test and didn`t see it was T/F. Half of you were presented with the test AND a letter explaining it`s T/F and you didn`t see that. So who`s dumb?
  113. Profile photo of emjay
    emjay Male 13-17
    5 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:45 pm
    Well if it`s scantron, it should be graded by the machine, and it looks like the teacher probably gave him a zero for not trying. Or it could be true or false.
  114. Profile photo of Nineteen90
    Nineteen90 Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    If Chuck Norris took this test where A was `True` and B was `False`, he could put C for every one and still be right!
  115. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:52 pm
    Get a load of emjay, SlippySanta. He didn`t even bother reading the last comment (an expositive one, I might add) before posting his own. Argh, the repugnance of it all.
  116. Profile photo of B3nt
    B3nt Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:17 pm
    I heartily agree, Overmann. I am rather annoyed by those who make the spastic action of posting something before they read and/or research a subject... here, or anywhere else on the web for that matter. Be aware people. Experience reality and not just the tunnel vision of your limited scope. Open your eyes.
  117. Profile photo of B3nt
    B3nt Male 18-29
    96 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    I`m going to make a prediction... that the very next poster after me will have read nothing that has preceded... will I be right?
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    Welcome marilizeit!
    Haha I love the P.S.
  119. Profile photo of skippy562
    skippy562 Male 18-29
    164 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    professor william turner? from pirates of the carrbiean?
  120. Profile photo of evil_noodle
    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 8:49 pm
    Reading people`s comments and decided to input my own:
    90% of being smart is knowing what you`re dumb at.

    And where in the world did religion come a part of a photoshopped test? Really, people, get a life and stop bringing religions into everything.


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    theforgeter Male 13-17
    89 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 9:17 pm
    he almost chose a on 31
  122. Profile photo of williskewlas
    williskewlas Male 13-17
    22 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:54 pm
    wait I always put c on true or false tests but I pass it but then again every student is not as sexy as me either
  123. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 10:59 pm
    "Evangelical atheists and agnostics are not guilty of inciting mass violence throughout most of our history. Evangelical religious types, more so than "evangelical" a-religious types, are guilty of far more and are much more dangerous to the whole of society."

    first off, overmann, You are a jerk, plain and simple. If you want to have friends in life, insulting them personally is not the way to go. Just because some people have brain farts doesn`t mean that you should insult them. You do it too, can`t deny it.

    About athiestic violence - I can think of a few: the Columbine High School shooting, World War II (naw, Really!?!?), The Soviet Union back in the day, China (all throughout history)... Point made yet? Your argument is dead - Athiests can be JUST as violent as Religious people. I would argue that religious people are more peaceful, but I`m not into stats.

  124. Profile photo of JazzyPiano
    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    I`m surprised no one noticed that under subject the class was "intro to communications 101"
    Shopped or not, I find that to be a funny twist as well. :-)
  125. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    If this is real, it`s funny, but there`s no way of knowing. Personally, I`d guess it`s fake. It happened to someone`s "friend"--typical of urban legends. But the main reason for thinking it`s fake is that scoresheet. Teachers who teach one class and grade tests by hand don`t use those kind of sheets--why should they? They`re only useful for tests like the SAT where a huge number of people take the same test and they`re graded by computer.
  126. Profile photo of jhonmayer1
    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:04 am
    HAHAHAHA! "god have mercy on your soul"
  127. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:07 am
    Oh DAMN! Sucks to be you! At LEAST look at the TEST man!
  128. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:20 am
    "I still fail to see what the US has to do with any of this."

    Basically, people with small brains get a chubby at America-bashing. Mostly because their lives are so devoid of anything worthwhile that they derive pleasure from insulting people they don`t even know using sweeping generalizations and stereotypes. America-haters are the equivalent of the preppy kids in high school acting like they are better than everyone else, never realizing that (1) no one likes them, (2) they have no idea what they are talking about 99% of the time, and (3) no one even cares what they think.

    I mean, hey, you don`t have to "like" America, but it doesn`t take much intelligence to to type short, overused, pseudo-witty responses such as "Only in America" in almost every page on this site.

  129. Profile photo of B-Hazard
    B-Hazard Male 18-29
    2960 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:27 am
    -About athiestic violence - I can think of a few: the Columbine High School shooting, World War II (naw, Really!?!?), The Soviet Union back in the day, China (all throughout history)... Point made yet? Your argument is dead - Athiests can be JUST as violent as Religious people.-

    How much of that `atheistic violence` is committed in the lack of the name of god?

  130. Profile photo of subzeroblue2
    subzeroblue2 Female 18-29
    204 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:51 am
    my god what a dumbass
  131. Profile photo of Yumiii
    Yumiii Female 13-17
    1382 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 12:53 am
    *yawn*
    Who the crap picked D....
  132. Profile photo of Custardface
    Custardface Male 13-17
    94 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 1:17 am
    yet my mum told me `if your stuck on a question pick C`
  133. Profile photo of Breena716
    Breena716 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 1:43 am
    Oh my gosh. I think the IAB readers are dumber than the guy who took this test, fictional or not. I don`t think anyone under 17 should be able to comment on anything.

    And I really wish y`all would let the religious debate go. I am a Christian, but I don`t go around telling everyone I`m right. Why can`t we all just live together and not argue about something that a lot of people believe with all their hearts? What does it prove? Nothing.

    Grow up.

  134. Profile photo of dynapyre
    dynapyre Male 18-29
    114 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:03 am
    "How much of that `atheistic violence` is committed in the lack of the name of god?"

    -Columbine: the killers directly asked many of their victims if they were a Christian. If yes, they got shot. If no, some were spared.
    -WWII: Well they weren`t killing the Jews for fun. No, wait, they were, but you get the point ;-)
    -Soviet Union: eh, I stand corrected. I thought it was illegal to be anything but Athiest there. My bad.
    -China: It`s looked down upon to practice "foreign" religions by the govt - one being christianity outside of state controlled churches. The police kill those who meet privately in homes for church. I`m not as edumacated on the other religions there, but all I`m saying is that "athiest violence" DOES exist.

  135. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:04 am
    "first off, overmann, You are a jerk, plain and simple. If you want to have friends in life, insulting them personally is not the way to go."

    Hahahahahaha.... just where did you get the impression that I had any intention of making friends? I`m happy with the ones I have already.

    "About athiestic violence - I can think of a few: the Columbine High School shooting, World War II (naw, Really!?!?), The Soviet Union back in the day, China (all throughout history)... Point made yet? Your argument is dead - Athiests can be JUST as violent as Religious people. I would argue that religious people are more peaceful, but I`m not into stats."

    B-Hazard already raised the point: what do any of those instances of violence\war have to do with atheism? Lacking religious motivation does not automatically default to having atheistic motivation, you knob.

  136. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:11 am
    "-Columbine: the killers directly asked many of their victims if they were a Christian. If yes, they got shot. If no, some were spared."

    Wikipedia:

    "Rumors that the shooters first asked Scott if she believed in God, then killed her after she answered `you know I do`, circled around for much time alongside other rumors concerning the causes for the ordeal, and the possible targeting of Christians, though this rumor was later debunked after testimony from Richard Castaldo indicated the shooters did not interact with him or Scott at any time before or during the ordeal."

    "-WWII: Well they weren`t killing the Jews for fun. No, wait, they were, but you get the point"

    The killing of Jews was because of the perceived notion that they were the cause of Germany`s economic and social down-turn. And if you are suggesting Hitler was atheist, you`ve got some reading to do. He believed intensely in his self-subscribed blood cult.

  137. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:14 am
    Brought down the class average by 8 points?!

    Oh my goodness; he must be a legend amongst dumbasses everywhere.

  138. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:26 am
    "-Soviet Union: eh, I stand corrected. I thought it was illegal to be anything but Athiest there. My bad."

    Now that I applaud. Dangerous, uncontrolled religious beliefs keep society from obtaining an enlightened view of ourselves, the world, and the path to genuinely being good to each other. Regardless how moderate a fair amount of a religious population may be, we`ve demonstrated time and time again the hazards of delusional thinking and we should fight as thoroughly and as ruthlessly in kind. I`d personally prefer to reason with people and encourage their inner rationality to prevail, but some people...

    "-China: It`s looked down upon to practice "foreign" religions by the govt - one being christianity outside of state controlled churches. The police kill those who meet privately in homes for church."

    Those are for political reasons, not religious reasons. Communism is not compatible with perceived individuality, and must defend against it.

  139. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:29 am
    "And I really wish y`all would let the religious debate go. I am a Christian, but I don`t go around telling everyone I`m right. Why can`t we all just live together and not argue about something that a lot of people believe with all their hearts? What does it prove? Nothing."

    I applaud that while at least you cannot keep your religious beliefs to yourself, you at least have the insight not to willfully convert all whom you may meet. Still, there are people who worship the same being you do but who take it a bit further, and the only way to get at them is to get at the institution. The disestablishment of religion is a necessity and a benefit, and while it may not seem as obvious now, we`ll be all the better for it.

  140. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:53 am
    His stupid is so stupid, his entire class is 8 points more stupid. Way to go, stupid!
  141. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:40 am
    If it was a true or false test where you answer with either A or B, why did they give you the option to answer with C? Is it to show you don`t know the answer? Or is it to just see if there are any people who are possibly stupid enough to answer C to every single question, like this guy did?
  142. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:43 am
    Hey, wait a sec, why is everyone suddenly going on about athiests being violent and crap?
    Sorry, couldn`t be bothered reading all of the pages.
  143. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 9:56 am
    I lost all respect for overmann after that thread involving (a + b)^2. It`s one thing for someone to make stupid mistakes--it can happen to anyone--and it`s one thing for someone to think he`s smarter than the hoi polloi--maybe he is--but one when someone says something pretty stupid while trying to make himself sound smart, and after he`s called on it he acts like the other guy is the idiot--that`s just sad.
  144. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 10:39 am
    YEAH ... *ahem* well when I saw that there were `6` pages of comments, I just knew that people got off the subject. How in the `F` did this turn into a subject of religion ?( I didn`t read all the posts. Just a waste of time because I knew it wouldn`t be worth it.) LIGHTEN UP!!!
    OK, my bad I have put my 2 cents in on several comments about other subjects too but come on, how does it always get turned around?
    YES, the guy is a dumbass and surely didn`t help out his classmates but how did you get religion out of that?
  145. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 11:59 am
    "I lost all respect for overmann after that thread involving (a + b)^2. It`s one thing for someone to make stupid mistakes--it can happen to anyone--and it`s one thing for someone to think he`s smarter than the hoi polloi--maybe he is--but one when someone says something pretty stupid while trying to make himself sound smart, and after he`s called on it he acts like the other guy is the idiot--that`s just sad."

    You may be disheartened to learn that I hadn`t sought your respect anyway. And for the record, it was a matter of confusing exponent rules. The other guy wrongfully assumed I needed an extended lecture in basic algebra because of it and for that I called him a `pissant`, not an `idiot`.

    But ahh, I suppose I could consent that I`m not as rehearsed in early math as much as I am in advanced math. I never much liked arithmetic.

  146. Profile photo of wittlewolfe
    wittlewolfe Male 18-29
    10 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    I had a professor that loved to mix in difficult questions with really easy questions for this reason he always had people missing this question:
    John Adams was:
    1)The second President of the U.S.
    2)A signer of the Magna Carta
    3)Founder of Jamestown
    4)The writer of the Gettysburg Address.

    This is a college level class so yea people are that dumb.

  147. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    Oh and one more thing.

    "YEAH ... *ahem* well when I saw that there were `6` pages of comments, I just knew that people got off the subject. How in the `F` did this turn into a subject of religion ?( I didn`t read all the posts. Just a waste of time because I knew it wouldn`t be worth it.) LIGHTEN UP!!!"

    So, you want something but are not willing to go through even minimal effort to obtain it. Hmm. Your behavior reflects a frightful trend in the United States that is deemed the path of least resistence. Get up off your lazy ass and not ask of others what you can do for yourself.

  148. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    Wow how did this become a religious debate?

    But saying Hitler was an Atheist? Someone has obviously learned history 101 from the Christian Republican Bible Belt.

    but yeah that guy was a dumbass

  149. Profile photo of Shalar
    Shalar Male 18-29
    62 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:39 pm
    My teacher save us a T/F test once where all the answers were true. That messed everyone up.
  150. Profile photo of dragonrice
    dragonrice Male 18-29
    632 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    This is real. Kazier just proved that.
  151. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    "..this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!
    May God have mercy on your soul."

    OMFG HILARIOUS I want that teacher D:

  152. Profile photo of shadow50001
    shadow50001 Male 18-29
    377 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 10:26 pm
    i didn`t realize people on IAB were that stupid to think C could be an answer on a true false test.

    to me thats just a wow.

  153. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    May 13, 2007 at 11:15 pm
    "Wow how did this become a religious debate?"

    The reason is there, you just have to read from page 1 or so.

  154. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 12:14 am
    Photoshopped, like half of the pixels are fake.
  155. Profile photo of kgirl_06
    kgirl_06 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 12:21 am
    "May God have mercy on your soul."

    That made me laugh. I`ve had teachers spell things out on scantrons before... it was interesting.

    I`ve always abided by, "When in doubt, Charlie out," but I mean, that`s just ridiculous. Makes for a good laugh, though. ^-^

  156. Profile photo of Tifffany
    Tifffany Female 18-29
    15 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 12:56 am
    I`d expect at least one to be right.
  157. Profile photo of flyingpixiex
    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 11:55 am
    wow, its true false.... at least should have picked all b`s or something. what an idiot.
  158. Profile photo of Olragix
    Olragix Male 18-29
    1080 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 12:30 pm
    Wow half of you guys did NOT read the bottom part... =/
  159. Profile photo of digitalmaste
    digitalmaste Male 13-17
    127 posts
    May 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    This is fake...for him to bring down the average by 8 points the max number of ppl that took the test would have to be 12. And having 12 ppl in a 101 class is just BS right there
  160. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    lol what a riot!
  161. Profile photo of hioih
    hioih Female 13-17
    29 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    but.. but.. C is for Correct...:-(
  162. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 16, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    lol what a punk XD
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    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 16, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    what an idiot
  164. Profile photo of reb0rn4never
    reb0rn4never Male 18-29
    555 posts
    May 17, 2007 at 11:30 am
    "It is NOT his social security number, its a student ID number"

    Actually, some schools use social security numbers as student ID numbers.

  165. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    lol...looks like my tests...
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    YUP_IM_BORED Female 13-17
    195 posts
    June 17, 2007 at 8:08 pm
    uh...shreder23,
    read the thing at the bottom...it clearly states that.
    and I get a feeling this is fake
  167. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 5:09 pm
    What`s even funnier than the test is the people who replyed asking why none where C.
  168. Profile photo of Soph_Is_God
    Soph_Is_God Female 30-39
    2 posts
    July 29, 2007 at 5:21 pm
    B is the new C.
    Hah, I love it.
  169. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    September 19, 2009 at 11:05 am
    Ahh, finally, a professor who can pull class statistics out of this ^.^

    "B is the new C" lawl

  170. Profile photo of Paaahka
    Paaahka Female 13-17
    125 posts
    December 6, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    LOL. He started to put `A` on number 20.

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