Racewalker

Submitted by: markrg 10 years ago in Funny

Racewalking is an Olympic sport. Really, it is.
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Male 208
i wonder wat the landspeed record for race walking is?
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Male 637
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racewalker]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racewalker[/url] OMG
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Female 1,382
Some one should ban that troll Devi3000
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Male 94
As seen on Malcolm in the Middle, one foot must be kept on the ground at all times.
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Female 76
was there any point to this? i did like the music though :x
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Male 1,114
It`s all very well and gd until you tear a ligament in your leg...
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Female 327
It is hard, i know alot of people that do this on a daily routine.
Still the vid was very very lame, and i also want to know what he was doing with the chop sticks.
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Female 674
Walk for your life!

And YEAH, leave race-walking alone! When the zombies come, what are you going to do? You`re going to run, trip, and die!

We, however, will race-walk for our lives.

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Female 263
It hurts a lot more than you think.

I had to do it for track last year and it makes your knees reaaaaaaaaally sore.

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Male 104
It does look hard. Damn hard. I mean.. cramp and all.
Some people even do it with weights in their hands. Wtf? :D

[email protected] ^__~ whatever makes ya happy.

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Female 175
EXCUSE ME!!
Don`t make fun of it.
It is A LOT harder than it looks, especially when you follow the rules.
I should know, I AM a race-walker... not olympicly or anything, but hey...
It`s a lot more tiring than it looks.
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Male 259
isn`t that something off of malcom in the middle, and homestarrunner?????? im pretty sure it is.
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Male 2,781
WTF!?
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Female 106
*shudder
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Female 560
omg i hate when ppl do that its soo lame
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Male 791
brings me back to the old malcom in the middle episode.
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Male 11
Sarah Chalke was talking about this on Conan
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Male 93
hmm.. no. didnt like it
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Male 2,616
dude she was totally giving him a bj
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Male 276
Lllllllame.
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Male 180
This is a game made by the fake company "Videlectrix" which was in turn created by the Chapman brothers of Homestar Runner.

http://www.videlectrix.com/racewalk.html

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Female 221
I was hoping it was a movie. It looked funny.
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Male 1,364
hehehe
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Male 15
ok i have never heard of this or seen it any where near an olimpic games program on the television
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Male 907
Someone please tell me what the hell the guy was doing with those two pencils before he fell with his pants down )-|.
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Female 182
There`s also an old movie with Cary Grant "Walk, Don`t Run". He meets this guy in Japan who is competing in an Olympic event but he will never tell him what it is. You find out at the end that it was speed walking and he was too embarased to say.
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Male 302
I thought it was called speed walking.
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Male 988
they had it on Malcom In The Middle once, they made it so funny, with wearing weird suits and helmets, hehe.
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Male 314
I say: drat racewalking.
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Female 1,395
altho *blush* im a bit of a lezza where my friend Jen is concerned. This is non of your business. Im stopping now. Ty.
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Female 1,395
it* ...im not so gay.
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Female 1,395
Its deffo real - its been around ages as a `sport` i think. I has to be the gayest...i cant think of any sport gayer...theres womens shot put i spose...theyre usually dykey...but camp-gay...speed walking has to be the gayest. Deffo. I hope ive cleared that up for some of you.
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Male 182
Thats not really an olympic sport is it? not even as cool as TRAMPOLINE. BOING
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Male 553
so is this a movie or something?
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Male 54
This is pretty funny though not as fun as heckling them.
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Male 7
Here Here Argh Beast
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Male 838
Devi3000: You should have your skin removed slowly while a hot iron would penetrate every single hole in your body! You freagin faggot Emo.
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Female 690
There`s a racewalking team at my school. It`s funny to watch them practice.
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Female 1,496
If it is so complicated, why is there like 100 or so 80+ at the mall, at 6am, shuffling in their little grandma shorts and windbreakers? Sometimes I like to go to the mall really early and sit on a bench and heckle them when they scoot on by. I will give an example so you can try it at home.

"HEY GRANDMA, YOU GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE ALREADY WHY NOT SLEEP IN!?!"
"HEY GRAMPS, CAN I GET A HIT OFF YOUR VENTILATOR?"
"HEY LADIES! CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!?"

Yup, good times. Goooood times.

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Male 175
this reminds me of malcolm in the middle.
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Male 838
You should really try it out once Shisi. This is actually more complicated than it looks! If you follow the rules it gets even more complicated!
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Male 133
Surprisingly catchy.
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Male 460
i already knew that
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Male 779
Haha. What the hell. Who would want to do this?
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Male 18
Link: Racewalker [Rate Link] - Racewalking is an Olympic sport. Really, it is.
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