Puberty, What`s That?

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Entertainment

Remix of old sex ed films.
There are 119 comments:
Female 1,199
Puberty is so exciting.
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Female 98
I remember 7th grade sex ed. The school was so strict about the "vigin till marriage" thing. They actually required us to sign these little cards that said we`ll remain virgins till marriage. My friends and I just tore them in half when we were dismissed from the class. I never understood what a little plastic card would teach us. I always hated the school system for that.
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Male 42
Thanks to the Internet, I already knew a lot about sex and puberty and whatnot by the time my school started giving us the sex ed stuff (really though, I just went around looking for useless information everywhere I could). I took them pretty well and didn`t giggle uncontrollably like the other students always did.
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Female 10
oh yeah, maybe i`ll start shaving soon

:D hah

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Female 878
They never mentioned "playing with yourself" when they played our sex ed video.
What else have I missed in life?
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Female 1,470
Also, that freaken wet dream part, priceless!
But then again a friend of mine one time told my mom that he had a wet dream... I was like "ok wtf, tell ur own mom. Here`s a quarter and tell the world"
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Female 1,470
LOL i find so many of those things hillarious. When the mother told the dad that her daughter had her first period i started sh iting myself LOL
My dad would have ran away
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Female 15
lieunym: The same thing happend in my class. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Female 6
ha, I remember watching some of these...
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Female 458
I vaguely remember my sex ed in 6th grade. I mostly remember having to watch the video of the baby being born.. first coming out, then the boys had it rewound so the baby went back in. A couple times.
:-|
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Female 3
lololol
in fifth grade they made us say penis about 25 times so we could get "comfortable"
XD
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Female 403
i wonder if any of those kids got beat up....
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Male 113
I don`t even think we had videos at my school. I didn`t have sex ed in 7th grade, but I heard they had the kids watch a soft-core porno. Damn low funding...
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Female 573
Yeah. I remember when the nurse asked any of the girls if they had started their period yet. All the girls pointed to me. I was like "eh?" And then the nurse started asking me all these questions. Like if I had hair growing on my croch and if my nipples were sensitive. I was like "uhm...I...er...well. You see. I, uhm, well" lol. Very embarrassing!!
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Female 441
HHAALHAHHAHAH!!!that wuz the funniest poo ive seen on here in along time.!!!y cudnt we have funny videos lik ethat now??????We had 2 watch "the Miracle Of Life"And all i could think about the whole time wuz..........If u know Ur Vagga is gonna be filmed for millions of children y wud u not shave it.............i wanna give that bitch a razor or sum wax.........i dunno nething 2 help her with that jungle.it probably has sumthing living in it..ewwwwwwweweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 57
"I had a wet dream last night,"What`s that?" You know when Sperm comes out your penis!"
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Female 20
Corny videos are hilarious
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Male 593
Haha! Interesting, though I think I didn`t learn anything new.
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Male 98
Jacking off is normal? Wow, now I don`t have to all a priest and ask him to forgive me everytime I have an orgasm and there`s fireworks.
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Female 152
Wtf..they have videos on this junk. I had to learn on meh own. And from different perverted guys on the internet...Wow..generation gap here. Oo
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Male 39
lol the masturbation part and the ending were funny as hell!
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Male 4,393
stupid veodo...
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Male 4,393
o god i just 15...
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Female 156
XD Someone has alot of time on their hands
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Male 177
2:20 - 2:02, WOW lol
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Female 214
^
Yeah, we had the horrible STD slide show. That thing gave me nightmares...
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Female 124
We never got any cutesy videos...the kids in my school were waaayyy too immature to take any of that seriously. We just had our hideous health teacher putting a condom on a broom and breaking it with her claw-like fake fingernails. Then "The Miracle of Life" documentary in which we got a full frontal view of a baby coming out of a lady with a huge 70`s bush. Then the horrible STD slide show. I am now a 30-year old virgin.
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Female 35
@TomSFox
I was saying in the fifties or sixties they were talking about masturbation and that it was okay..But now it`s "Sex is bad!! touching yourself is bad!! It`s like the ninties/2000
s , did some kind of sucky time warp!
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Male 1,142
the video i saw in 6th gread was lame. even as a antisocial kid it didnt have anything in it i didnt already know. in 7th and 8th we had a once a week sex ed class for like 6 weeks. being a 12-13 year old boy at the time i remember very little other then the fact that the sex ed teacher was hot. in health class i think a cop came in and talked to us about sex and STDs... why would a cop talk to high school freshmen about sex and stds? im having memory problems tonight maybe im crossing 2 memorys. never had "the talk" with my parents. either cause im antisocial and not easy to talk to if im not willing. or cause im the 4th child and the only boy so my mom left the job to my dad. me being just like my dad in that way he wouldnt ever start the conversation and i wouldnt participate in it.
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Female 1,496
I never knew about any of this until boarding school. Then it was only what anatomy class showed. Maybe that`s why every time they show the dead people on CSI I get all hot and bothered. Naw, that`s just cause I`m a freak.
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Male 536
"Hey you wanna go play in my backyard?"
"Hey I had a wetdream last night!"
"A wetdream, What`s That!?" \o/
"It`s where sperm comes out of your penis!"
"Gee-Golly!"
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Male 536
"Hey Charlie, Blood is coming out your sisters vagina."
"Blood is coming out Susie`s vagina?"
"Yes blood is coming out Susie`s vagina."
"Can I see blood come out of Susie`s vagina?"
"Yes, Susie dear! Your brother wants to see blood come out of your vagina."
"My brother Charlie wants to see blood come out of my vagina?"
"Yes Susie, I want to see blood come out of your vagina."
"F***ing pervert."
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Male 245
i say this masterpiece is percise and informative and every child in America should have to watch...
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Male 2
Wow.....odd. That scientist must have been in masturbationology.

Once on my science class we were tracking a hurricane which was moving thru florida at the time. My sci teacher tried to draw florida on the board but it ended up looking like a penis. There was like 35 kids in the class and they all started cracking up and my teach didnt even notice the penis shape for about 20 secs

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Male 957
Just Do It. -Nike
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Male 2
my sister thinks its pennice
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Female 2,084
lol to all the comments. i think reading the comments was funnier than the video itself.
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Female 26
"and then the mom made pancakes in the shape of uteruses"
That sounds difficult. I can`t even make Mickey Mouse shaped pancakes.

In 5th grade the teacher handed out books to everyone (boys and girls) and we all had to take turns reading from it out loud. One kid pronounced penis like "pennice" and most of us were too embarrassed to snicker.

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Male 2
omg, in my 5th grade class the girl videos ran out so this one group of girls had to watch the boy video before they watched the girl
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Female 546
OMG that was the funniest movie I have ever seen on IAB.
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Female 3
i belive my school had one of the worst...it was a SLIDESHOW w/ audio by cassete and my teacher played it so loud the little kindergarteners could hear it when they walk by it was sad
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Female 1,382
We are learning in in religeous studies right now XD
we learn as a whole group (guys/gals)
and we watched a video, only it was a 10 minute funny mock up one (our school is pretty cool with it, and doesn`t beat around stuff thats asked, which is uncommon for a caltholic school)
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Female 175
Yea, but you see, in real life, people just don`t walk around telling eachother they`re having there period, they had a wet dream, they have hair growing. WTF is wrong with all those videos, hmm?

Why would someone want to put those all together?

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Female 655
pahaha brings back memories.... not rly lmao
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Male 53
When are the schools going to learn that the ultimate type of sex ed is porno
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Male 321
lmfao!!
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Female 59
In fifth grade the boys watched a video and the girls watched another, ours was a couple of girls at a sleep over and one got her period so they went and told one of the girls mom, and then the mom made pancakes in the shape of uteruses and fed them to the dad, we really learned nothing about sex just how to make pancakes. We had that video up until we boys and girls in the same class in 7th where one of the videos we watched was a guy pretending to be the crocodile hunter at a grocery market and he took a cucumber out of a women`s cart and put a condom on it. I also remember our 6th grade health teacher told us a uterus looked like a cow head wearing earrings.
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Female 1,984
Little girl: "Will it hurt?"
Stupid mother: "It shouldn`t. It`s something that happens to every girl when she grows up."

LIIIIES! All liiiiiies! *scratches at the air like Invader Zim*

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Female 920
Nope not video for us. Just a talk... in which the class made it the most immature talk ever.
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Female 406
I was wondering what masturbation was... At my elem. schools` sex ed classes, we weren`t taught about that. Plus, that movie was perverted.
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Male 480
its fap time!!
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Female 268
i have only ever learned that "playing with myself" is wrong. kind of shocking to c a video were they tell u that it is right. but then again i am also not allowed to date until i am 16. that might have something to do with it.
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Female 22
wow remides me of school lol
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Female 34
haha, my fith grade one was the one with the black boy in it. And eather that one didn`t mention mastubating or my catholic school teachers fastfowared it while we all asumed it was just the boy bits we were missing. Ours was part video and part teachers talking and it was akward to say the least, expecially when the boys came back in.
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Male 2,513
She make my pee pee go.

Doing, doing, doing, doing, doing.

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Female 576
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that was a hilarious vid.

we learned all the puberty
stuff on our own and from
the parents.

we didnt get a cool vid till
this year, my freshman year in HS

and it was like about the life of
this boy, and idk..the whole class
though it was really
good though..maybe it was because
it was actually modern and non-corny

ahahaha

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Male 432
Onlinecatlikegrace
Female, 18-29, Western US
144 Posts Friday, May 18, 2007 5:11:05 PM
Yeah, you know what, our sex ed wasn`t anything like that. In 6th grade, they got all the girls into one classroom to teach us about our periods...and that`s it. The boys were sent into another classroom to color. As far as I know, they were just left to fend for themselves on puberty information.
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That`s what they did to us in 4th grade! The first year of it, we were just puzzled as to why the girls went to the library and why we played kickball... and why they were so secretive!

They did it again in 5th grade and I said to my friend, "Hey, I bet they`re getting the talk..." And we started asking them stuff like and they were like "Uhhh.... we... we can`t tell you!!"

And the kickball was more fun and less awkward anyways. I learned that stuff from my parents. It was never a problem to not have the awkward group moments.

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Female 560
i found that very disturbing
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Female 239
I shoulda seen this years ago. My first period could be described as awkward at best. "Hey mom...I think I`m dying..."
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Female 1,065
I didn`t get a cool cartoon video in my class D:
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Male 291
I Dought Any 1 Would Say "I Hade A Wet Dream Last Night" Lol
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Female 157
that was just funny. Wow I haven`t laughed out loud at IAB for a while.
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Female 486
Yeah, you know what, our sex ed wasn`t anything like that. In 6th grade, they got all the girls into one classroom to teach us about our periods...and that`s it. The boys were sent into another classroom to color. As far as I know, they were just left to fend for themselves on puberty information.
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Male 2,616
im so glad to learn masturbation is not harmful
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Female 155
OMG, those were sad.
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Male 1,182
1:58 seconds left playing with your self or sometimes called masturbating
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Female 1
Have you guys ever seen the Puberty Pals video "What the Heck is Happening to My Genitals?" LOL if not go look it up it`s pretty easy to find. Funniest thing I`ve ever seen.
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Female 75
"Wet dream? What`s that?" "Oh, you know, when sperm comes out of your penis." HAHAHAHA! LMFAO!!!
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Male 374
"It`s called `Playing with yourself`"
It works, too. =]]
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Female 8
During my sex ed class us girls (when we we`re in high school) had to draw the male reproductive system. We were laughing hysterically drawing penises and balls... Even remembering it now makes me laugh!
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Female 99
lol, weird... I dont even know what to say about that! lol
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Female 649
lol i thought the grl who was like "my mom has her period on a tuesday" was funny... cartoon boners haha
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Male 144
All the boners and masturbation was ridiculous, I guess all that repetitive motion on the diving board must have gotten to that guy, but I sure as hell never got an erection at the prospect of jumping in a pool. It`s possible the girls here might have found the period bits ridiculous too, or maybe I`m just immature, hehe, boner....
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Male 208
that is drated up
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Female 1,134
OMG LMAO !!!!!!!! playing with themself hahaha mucho masturbation !!!! hahahahah clitoris and pen** hahaha oh dear lord hahaha
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Male 285
I never learnt about puberty at my school. We just somehow learnt it from our friends and stuff..
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Female 1,199
Wow. Could you ever immagine having to be one of those child actors in a puberty film? How could they even do it like that? Really awkward and strange... O_o

Makes me kind of glad we never had to watch these in our health classes. They just taught us straight how it is.

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Female 1,071
Lmao loved the "playing with yourself" bit! o_O Sex Ed was (and still is) really funny at my school!
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Female 145
"guess what? i had a wet dream last night".
bahahahaha.
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Female 319
...that was disturbing.
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Female 88
AWKWARD.
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Female 1,407
OMG, that made my week! Those care-free(?) days...
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Male 325
i think if my mates told me he had a wet dream then i wouldnt talk to him for 6 to 8 months or i would beat him up
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Female 351
Mustangsusie: cracked me up too!!
haha lmao
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Female 18
I went to Catholic school and they had spread a rumour that if you masturbate you will get pregnant with baby hands. And Jesus will not love you. Damn nuns.
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Female 815
Haha...Ours was just a bunch of 80s girls saying `Tits` and `Fanny` too much, then boys putting their hands in their pockets to cover their boners. Oh and the cartoon of a man and woman having sex was just a crappy blue outline.
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Male 732
@innocent1: How have we gotten worse?
It`s a PROGRESS, that we can masturbate now!
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Male 171
thats wat our sex ed films were like........ only with a british accent
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Male 1,882
Wow, they need to make a sex ed video that isn`t retarded.
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Female 1,403
OMG, cartoon boners. HOTT!
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Male 302
"It`s called playing with yourself"
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Male 404
" maybe a diagram would help" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh and btw if my brother would have evere said anything to me about his wet dreams i woulda beat the sh*t outta him!
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Female 37
OMG the cartoon one? I totally watched that in junior high!
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Male 159
Oh and "let me make a clear cut scientific statement..." LMAO
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Male 159
Wtf?!?! Hahahaha!!! God, I remember them teaching this crap in school, too bad the knowledge got to us years b4 in the playgrounds.

Going through puberty was the worst time of my life! All that hair, all those spots, eww man, and oh god why was I so lanky even though I was one of the top students in gym class? Thank F`in God I`m outta that.

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Male 95
i remember watchin crappy 80`s bids tryin 2 be "cool" and "hip" an completely failing
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Female 1,062
So corny it`s hilarious.
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Female 75
We didn`t even get a sex ed. video. Our teachers just explained it all themselves. Must have been awkward for them, though.
They never once mentioned that masturbation wasn`t bad. Wish they had! :-P Stupid catholic school...
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Female 281
LOL!!! My boobies didnt grow THAT fast! and I love how mom tells dad thier daughter has her period
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Male 210
my sex ed video was a man, standing next to 2 naked adults with a stick.
Showing the regions were hair will start growing!
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Female 35
O.o I never remember any of my sex ed videos mentioning "playing with myself" Just shows that we`ve gotten worse as time went on..

Oh and

"I had a wet dream last night" ::snickersnorts::

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Female 4
It`s part of being a women i guess...... Its better than being a boy!! Haha!
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Male 838
So this means that girls by the age of 9 are able to have babies wich contradicts the argument that R-Kelly was a Pedo!
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Female 344
That was a cute classic ed film~
American version!?
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Male 609
HAHAHAH! wasn`t gonna be immiture but i could not help laughing out loud for that.. i had a wet dream last night too.. what? you dontshare that sorta stuff? it was on the video haha ...
I remember my dad showing me that video when i was young.. it was called "Whats Happening To Me"
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Male 777
That kid was telling his friend that he had a wet dream was weird, but then going on to explain how it is when sperm comes out of your penis...that`s just kinda creepy.
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Female 1,264
sure i always tell my friends when iv had a wet dream....... sarcasms hard on the internet
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Male 211
Oh! That`s puberty. I thought it was a statue in New York. Now I understand why I had a wet dream last night...
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Female 327
The only sex lessons i got was "dont go near boys till your married and playing with yourself is a sin" though i did go to an all girl convent school. (by the way they were BITCH`S).
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Female 550
LOL at girl in class asking what day she will start her period: "My mother starts hers on Tuesdays."

The kids of that mother were probably warned by the father to stay the hell away from mom on the 1st Tues. of the month!

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Male 810
wasn`t expecting the ending
wasn`t expecting "Yatta Yatta, there`s a solution, and it`s called, `Playing with Yourself`"
thought that was sorta funny.

yeah. our sex ed video in 5th grade was like watching a perverted version of Full House
"Hey Joey, something wierd happened last night"
"Oh, what was that Michelle"
etc, etc

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Male 213
It`s amazing what the mind remembers... hell, I remember being all embarrassed watching these sort of things with everyone at school... hence here I am, sitting in my living room by myself and I still blush :| haha weird stuff
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Female 143
hey sarahofborg.. I think i`ve seen you on another forum. small internet.
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Female 143
oh how they try so hard to make sex ed modern and appealing. I remember in 4th grade my sex ed video was made out to seem like a 90`s sitcom.
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Female 3,562
btw punk nice icon w00t hellsing
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Male 226
lmfao boner on the diving board.
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Female 3,562
Oh man...
"guess what? I had a wet dream! Oh you know, it`s when sperm comes out of your penis!"

lulz

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Male 194
That scientist knows his poo on masturbation
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Male 10,115
Link: Puberty, What`s That? [Rate Link] - Remix of old sex ed films.
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