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The female sentence had it turn into another meaning, which is cool, but it contains a sentence fragment.
"A woman without Herman is nothing."
Calm the f*ck down u stupid b*tch he was only kidding sh*t whats wrong with u!? Oh wait your pic says you`re emo...nevermind...
"A woman without her man, is nothing."
You forgot another comma. It should be "A woman, without her man, is nothing."You could just avoid putting commas in the sentence altogether and it would make sense.
ALSO":" serves as the word "is".Ex: YouThink: A great site.NOTYouThink: Is a great site.
I enjoy grammar so much :-).
God I dislike Feminism.
It was a joke, and nothing more.
honestly, i saw the guys` interpretation first, which made me want to slap the hell out of the professor that did that
and as for this whole "Uncle Jack" thing, when its written it looks better, but when you say it thats when it depends on the way you emphasize words and which words you emphasize
like in: "I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse" you would put emphasis on "Jack" (believe it or not)
and in "I helped my uncle jack off his horse" you would put emphasis on "uncle"
but, meh, we`re talkin about punctuation, sorry for my interjection of off-topic ness
Oh look. A sexist God loving prick. Lets kill him.
I helped my Uncle Jack dismount from his horse.
I helped my Uncle Jack masturbate his horse to orgasm.
A panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
But maybe I`m just hopped up after reading Fahrenheit 451 .
Me too! I loved those stupid things.
And as for capitalizing Uncle Jack (or uncle jack), I believe the horse is better off, regardless of which way the sentence is presented.
I helped my uncle Jack off a horse. orI helped my uncle jack off a horse.
Slap her and tell her to get back to work
Anyway ... boring old women against men joke.
Or something along those lines...
1) The original version (sans punctuation) is a perfectly valid sentence.
2) The males` version, while perfectly fine, has commas that are totally unnecessary. Nobody would walk up to the chalkboard and add two commas to make a sentence that was identical in meaning to one without the commas.
3) The idea that anybody would read a perfectly valid sentence and then imagine up a bunch of non standard punctuation including a colon and the secondary definition of "man" (which actually means "humans" and not "men") to make a really awkward, clumsy sentence because she was female is stupid.
4) The text, comprised of about 340 bytes of information, was made into a crappy text collage and scanned, resulting in a bloated 77,638 bytes of garbage. That`s like taking a turd and shipping it in a crate.
`very clever and so, true.`Terrible argument. So clever=true?
`Pretty. Old!!`YEAH SCORE!
`chuckle!!?! chuckle?!??!`I`m as offended as you are, my friend.
`All girls in? The world should do nothing but housework!`I knew they would rebel eventually, but the world is a hell of a thing to attack.
`Ahhh, behold the power of female back. *hand slaps*`That`s more like it. They knew that rebellion wouldn`t work when they are just so made for the dish work.
boy wrote: All girls in the world, should do nothing but housework.
girl wrote:screw you s**t head *slap*
say, this reminds me of this endecyclopedia brown story. Someone turned a love letter into hate mail, hehe