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Date: 05/04/07 05:23 AM

36 Responses to Possum Death Spree

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 3, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    Link: Possum Death Spree - Global warming is nothing. Fear the possums.
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    Kyur Male 18-29
    896 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 2:52 am
    That just confused me.
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    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 2:57 am
    Haha, reminds me of the dread rabbit from Monty Python`s Holy Grail.

    "Run away! Run away!"

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    Dukit Male 13-17
    78 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 3:14 am
    ^^ Same.
  5. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 3:43 am
    lol totally not what i expected
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 4:50 am
    This was really insane! Mutant possum attacking humans! Those guys must had the worst shooting skills i seen so far!
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    LolaGabanna Female 18-29
    748 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:11 am
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    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:24 am
    There were way more possums in the forest. What`d he think that small explosion would do?
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:37 am
    BEWARE OF THE POSSUM! Only now you shall see the distruction they bring!
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:38 am
    AtomicMuffin your right.. the army must be notitifed, this is war
  11. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 6:48 am
    For being that stupid I really hope that the possum`s eat them all slowly.
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    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 7:50 am
    Another clip you can`t see if you block those drating doubleclick drats. Oh well ... good riddance ;)
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    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 7:53 am
    Funny :D Very violent hah!

    It was genius: "We offset 100% of the energy used in this production with the help of 3 Phases Energy. To find out how you can help stop the killer possums from thawing out, please visit the 3 Phases website at"

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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 8:07 am
    First of all, possums aren`t that fast, strong and smart. Maybe we can stop world hunger if they thaw.
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    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 8:12 am
    Fact: The possums have awoken — and they`re very, very hungry.
  16. Profile photo of jvcc
    jvcc Female 13-17
    354 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 9:08 am
    Please, someone spell "opossum" correctly. -_-
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    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 9:23 am
    ^^ Yahhhhhhhhhhh for the teenager that shows us the way. Thank you jvcc for correcting us and making us all look like idiots for leaving out the "O".

    P.S. Get your poo right so you don`t make yourself look like the idiot Possum

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    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 10:45 am
    Actually, jvcc is correct. The following is taken from the American Heritage Dictionary.

    Possum is short for opossum.

    Since English is a language that stresses some syllables and not others, weakly stressed syllables, especially those preceding strong stresses, are dropped at times. This process, called aphesis when it occurs at the beginning of a word, is more common in regional American dialects than in the more conservative Standard English, which tends to retain in pronunciation anything reflected in spelling. Although many American dialects feature aphesis, it is most famous in the dialects of the South, where it yields pronunciations such as count of for (on) account of, tater for potato, possum for opossum, and skeeter for mosquito.


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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    Well...I`m not going to start saying that someone`s "Playing Opossum."
  20. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 1:33 pm
    for some reason atom films stoped working for me :(
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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    888 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 1:52 pm
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    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 3:25 pm
    I hit one of those the other night coming home from work, haha.

    Poor little guy. I felt bad. Too bad it wasn`t one of THESE ones, though.

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    sayian17 Male 13-17
    63 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 4:50 pm
    Dumb movie.
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    Squeepy999 Female 18-29
    120 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    I never trusted those little opossums......
  25. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    Haha... that was awesome.
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    redskyblack2 Female 18-29
    203 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    I liked the part where he ripped out her intestine.


  27. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 6:38 pm
    Lols..they are so cuteness.
  28. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 4, 2007 at 9:36 pm
    uhhgg the intestine ripping out part was just raw..

    ......I thought it was an umbilical cord......

    either way, pretty graphic. Not that I`m worried because

    DR. TRAN WILL SAVE US :-D!!!!!

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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 12:43 am
    who?....DR TRAN!!!
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    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 1:51 am
    Yes, where`s Dr. Tran when you need him?!
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 2:07 am
    "Haha, reminds me of the dread rabbit from Monty Python`s Holy Grail."
    I just watched that movie today during study hall.
    Thats such a great movie.
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    balloon07 Female 18-29
    49 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 9:47 am
    couldn`t finish the film... not very entertaining..
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    Aminovic87 Male 13-17
    1 post
    May 5, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    Is the possum action figure available for purchase? I want one! :o)Loved the film, a good chuckle.
    My Personnal Page
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    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    May 5, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    damn those possums!pretty sick, i nearly threw up my possum-bolognaise
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    candy_apple Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 6, 2007 at 12:49 am
    EW I totally hit one tonight!
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    bordkid Male 13-17
    51 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    oh its just a racoon w8 no its a possum run run away

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