Phone Sex

Submitted by: Pikachu42 10 years ago in Funny
/media/70585_phonesex.flv
They are really getting it on. Audio NSFW.
There are 91 comments:
Female 5,222
OMG thats so funny.. and i LOVE the song haha, it felt like an 80s movie smex scene lol
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Male 773
^dude!
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Male 210
dude the guy one is my phone.
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Female 9
LOLZ!! haha. i wonder what the human equivalent to a cell phones buttons is, im not completely sure. i can guess what the antenna is tho...;-)
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Female 56
OMG!!! Soooooo funny!!!
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Female 52
I used to have the girl phone and my b/f used to have the guy phone... haha

This amuses me

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Female 198
yeeeaah i think i might just stay with cricket
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Male 28
the chick phone is the same as mine that is odd
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Female 24
Uhhhh...a little funny just a little disturbed too.
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Female 59
I`m in love with this being an ad.
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Female 351
video wasnt funny, but sponn, lmao.
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Female 5
What is this teaching our youth of today?

To wear a condom =D God, the government, STDs and pregnancy haven`t stopped them yet. lol

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Male 1,866
oh my god... what the fu-ck
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Female 1,407
lol, I will not see my phone the same way again
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Female 74
I just saw two phones having sex...I wonder what mine does when I`m not watching..lol
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Male 74
haha, that was funny.
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Female 576
that was dumb. really, really dumb.
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Male 7
that is messed up i called my three year old brother to see a different link but i accidently clicked this now he humps his toyz
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Female 137
was that an add?! wtf
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Male 144
=D
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Female 119
that was funny nothing more to say but funny
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Female 1,832
"We live in a world where phones are having sex and there`s nothing you can do about it!!"
I know thats not exactly what the full comment said but I was cracking up at it because it so true!! lmao!
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Male 104
LMFAO!!
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Female 67
Dude, my old cell phone is the exact same as the girl phone. I noticed recently that I couldn`t find it. Now I know where that whore got off to! LOL!
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Female 312
No, you may not see my buttons.
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Female 97
I used to have the girl phone. now I don`t want to see it anymore. ew.
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Male 580
I feel dirty.
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Male 4,546
Maybe I should get one of these phones, people keep complaining because mine is never "turned on".

*Badum TISH!* Thank you thank you, I`m here all week, tell your friends.

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Male 938
lol kinky, and nice stop animation idea for phones
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Female 175
@ Ste08: They they would have twins: T-Mobile and Sprint. Haha!
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Male 46
Haha
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Female 1,470
Meh, another dumb thing after another
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Male 571
That girl phone was a whore.

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Male 1,496
... that wasn`t funny. End of story.
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Male 300
New meaning to hands free
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Male 1,083
So thats what cellphones do when we aren`t around!! Then if we set our cellphones to vibrate , does that turn them on?
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Male 31
yay now i get to wipe off my screen
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Female 363
Hhaa I liked that, pretty funny.
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Male 95
Can i uh ... see your buttons ?

XD !!!!

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Male 27
I`m glad my phone doesn`t do that to my ear
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Female 1,065
that`s gross for a scommercial..
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Female 560
that was disturbing
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Female 1,984
Push my buttons...

O_O I may be scarred for life.

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Male 104
Devi3000. How`s that not phone sex? It`s two phones, having sex.

..T`was kinda hawt.

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Female 99
so wrong in more than one way...
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Female 359
lmfao. Who, in their lifetime, has never made things hump? I mean, I have a video of my brother rubbing two mini marshmallows together. People like making things hump.
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Female 37
Uhhh, so this is an American advertisement? I have NEVER seen this. Very amusing though. The guy phone was totally eating her out. The buttons going off while he was was HILARIOUS!!!
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Male 308
Uhm, well I am pretty sure that was a commercial :| and no wonder kids these days are having early pregnancies...look what they are advertising on TVs.. >.>
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Male 295
very nice
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Female 266
WOOHOOO!!

You know . . . this means . .. that whenever I talk on my phone I`m rubbing her/his . . . assets all over my face.

. . . okay.

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Male 876
can`t*
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Male 876
Oh dear god! I can understand why they would do that. The baby will be retarded looking.
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Female 133
devi did u actually think iab would have real phone sex? or was that ur idea of sarcasm
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Male 189
HEY, HOW DIDN`T THE MALE PHONE NOTICED THE OTHER ONE WAS A TRANSVETITE? IT ALSO HAD AN ANTENNA!!!1!
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Female 40
Is it wrong that that turned me on a bit? :/
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Female 221
holy crap...
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Male 239
That was actually really funny"let`s see your buttons""oh push `em donny"
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Male 431
Hmm.
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Female 1,395
that creeped me out a bit; like watching insects do it.
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Male 302
Wow. Just wow.
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Male 416
That was so hawt, I think the gray one was the hottest.
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Female 670
Almost as bad as the furniture porn I saw yesterday...
... I think I`ll go back to daydreaming about Jack Sparrow now... at least he`s animate... and... human...
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Male 967
Friggin` awesome!
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Male 2,567
lol
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Male 650
umm
u know, i really dont know what this is supposed to show as a commercial..
probably made by advert makers who like dirty jokes
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Male 276
I`m a gay furry. SHould I really bother with this, or should I just call you lot a bunch of cisgusting dunts?
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Male 838
LOOOOL! That was sweet. Devi3000 you are some sick perverted fool!
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Male 747
That was interesting and super sexy.
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Female 1,496
Crazyotto, this website knows no sarcasm. Still even with that, your comment was not funny.

I`m pissed I clicked on this one cause there was no actual phone sex.

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Female 314
hahah that was funny....... the going down part was just priceless
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Female 67
LMFAO! I guess the male phone had gone for three weeks without any and needed a little release. HAHA! Sorry, I just had to put the two together. Forgive me! :)
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Male 732
That was cuuuuuuuuute!!!
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Female 123
phones should not do that! Ever...
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Male 270
Wtf lol. Twisted.
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Male 52
This was great! *sniff*
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Male 699
http://www.eatpes.com/roofsex.html

Way better. This < Furniture Sex. NSFW:Audio

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Female 190
rofl.
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Male 1,142
meh.
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Female 53
I guess the chick phone got tired of staying on vibrate.
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Male 142
Wow, that was mental.
Imagine a couple of kids seeing that commercial on TV... "Hey Mommy, guess what I saw the phones doing!"
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Male 245
hey pahaha lighten up it was just a joke...sheesh
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Male 101
crazyotto:
todays youth[whether it be my age(14), or those even 5 years younger] face stuff worse than this anywhere from 5 to 300 times a day, so i`m not trying to argue about anything over the internet, but if you care about the youth, this is a bad place to start.

you must be a parent
most likely with a 3 year old, and concerned about their future.[i am probably wrong about you being a parent, cause i how would i know, but its just a guess]
so if you do have kids, you`re pretty much screwed.
it`s america.
there are drugs, crime, and phones having sex and you can`t do anything about it lol.

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Male 53
*Cries*

Forever scarred.

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Male 245
What kind of message is that for todays impressionable youth?
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Male 334
what the hell was that?
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Male 2,506
drat ME IN DA ASS HOLE XD

lol was this necassery?

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Male 1,385
disturbing
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Male 506
Im horny now....
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Male 908
No Comment.
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Male 101
lol
that was pretty funny
not sure really what youmail is tho.

my phone doesn`t have an antenna=/
it must be a lady

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Female 1,492
Link: Phone Sex [Rate Link] - They are really getting it on. Audio NSFW.
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