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Date: 05/28/07 02:45 AM

92 Responses to Phone Sex

  1. Profile photo of Pikachu42
    Pikachu42 Female 18-29
    1492 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 1:06 am
    Link: Phone Sex - They are really getting it on. Audio NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of pahaha
    pahaha Male 13-17
    101 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:48 am
    lol
    that was pretty funny
    not sure really what youmail is tho.

    my phone doesn`t have an antenna=/
    it must be a lady

  3. Profile photo of Tyrizzle
    Tyrizzle Male 18-29
    908 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:51 am
    No Comment.
  4. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:53 am
    Im horny now....
  5. Profile photo of brutalnz
    brutalnz Male 30-39
    1386 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:55 am
    disturbing
  6. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:55 am
    drat ME IN DA ASS HOLE XD

    lol was this necassery?

  7. Profile photo of plowerd
    plowerd Male 18-29
    334 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:01 am
    what the hell was that?
  8. Profile photo of chikoori
    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:13 am
    lame.
  9. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:19 am
    What kind of message is that for todays impressionable youth?
  10. Profile photo of ShadoCrytr
    ShadoCrytr Male 18-29
    53 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:36 am
    *Cries*

    Forever scarred.

  11. Profile photo of pahaha
    pahaha Male 13-17
    101 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:40 am
    crazyotto:
    todays youth face stuff worse than this anywhere from 5 to 300 times a day, so i`m not trying to argue about anything over the internet, but if you care about the youth, this is a bad place to start.

    you must be a parent
    most likely with a 3 year old, and concerned about their future.
    so if you do have kids, you`re pretty much screwed.
    it`s america.
    there are drugs, crime, and phones having sex and you can`t do anything about it lol.

  12. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:45 am
    hey pahaha lighten up it was just a joke...sheesh
  13. Profile photo of Odd_Mindset
    Odd_Mindset Male 13-17
    142 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:47 am
    Wow, that was mental.
    Imagine a couple of kids seeing that commercial on TV... "Hey Mommy, guess what I saw the phones doing!"
  14. Profile photo of sponn
    sponn Female 18-29
    53 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:50 am
    I guess the chick phone got tired of staying on vibrate.
  15. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:58 am
    meh.
  16. Profile photo of SuperQuack_x
    SuperQuack_x Female 13-17
    190 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:59 am
    rofl.
  17. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:07 am
    http://www.eatpes.com/roofsex.html

    Way better. This < Furniture Sex. NSFW:Audio

  18. Profile photo of Punex
    Punex Male 13-17
    52 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:09 am
    This was great! *sniff*
  19. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:17 am
    Wtf lol. Twisted.
  20. Profile photo of thebob19
    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:21 am
    phones should not do that! Ever...
  21. Profile photo of TomSFox
    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:27 am
    That was cuuuuuuuuute!!!
  22. Profile photo of UhOhItsMegan
    UhOhItsMegan Female 18-29
    67 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:32 am
    LMFAO! I guess the male phone had gone for three weeks without any and needed a little release. HAHA! Sorry, I just had to put the two together. Forgive me! :)
  23. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:47 am
    hahah that was funny....... the going down part was just priceless
  24. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Crazyotto, this website knows no sarcasm. Still even with that, your comment was not funny.

    I`m pissed I clicked on this one cause there was no actual phone sex.

  25. Profile photo of imcoolyeah
    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:13 am
    That was interesting and super sexy.
  26. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:42 am
    LOOOOL! That was sweet. Devi3000 you are some sick perverted fool!
  27. Profile photo of SerFox
    SerFox Male 18-29
    276 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:50 am
    I`m a gay furry. SHould I really bother with this, or should I just call you lot a bunch of cisgusting dunts?
  28. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 6:34 am
    umm
    u know, i really dont know what this is supposed to show as a commercial..
    probably made by advert makers who like dirty jokes
  29. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2567 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:32 am
    lol
  30. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:55 am
    Friggin` awesome!
  31. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 9:35 am
    Almost as bad as the furniture porn I saw yesterday...
    ... I think I`ll go back to daydreaming about Jack Sparrow now... at least he`s animate... and... human...
  32. Profile photo of Doomlike
    Doomlike Male 13-17
    416 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:01 am
    That was so hawt, I think the gray one was the hottest.
  33. Profile photo of linkcma
    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:07 am
    Wow. Just wow.
  34. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:12 am
    that creeped me out a bit; like watching insects do it.
  35. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:14 am
    Hmm.
  36. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:29 am
    That was actually really funny"let`s see your buttons""oh push `em donny"
  37. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 10:32 am
    holy crap...
  38. Profile photo of nfnfnf
    nfnfnf Female 18-29
    40 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 11:45 am
    Is it wrong that that turned me on a bit? :/
  39. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 12:04 pm
    HEY, HOW DIDN`T THE MALE PHONE NOTICED THE OTHER ONE WAS A TRANSVETITE? IT ALSO HAD AN ANTENNA!!!1!
  40. Profile photo of moe2the
    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 1:45 pm
    devi did u actually think iab would have real phone sex? or was that ur idea of sarcasm
  41. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    Oh dear god! I can understand why they would do that. The baby will be retarded looking.
  42. Profile photo of YinYang78
    YinYang78 Male 13-17
    876 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    can`t*
  43. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:31 pm
    WOOHOOO!!

    You know . . . this means . .. that whenever I talk on my phone I`m rubbing her/his . . . assets all over my face.

    . . . okay.

  44. Profile photo of ranon
    ranon Male 18-29
    295 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    very nice
  45. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Uhm, well I am pretty sure that was a commercial :| and no wonder kids these days are having early pregnancies...look what they are advertising on TVs.. >.>
  46. Profile photo of megzfiddler
    megzfiddler Female 18-29
    37 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 3:59 pm
    Uhhh, so this is an American advertisement? I have NEVER seen this. Very amusing though. The guy phone was totally eating her out. The buttons going off while he was was HILARIOUS!!!
  47. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:00 pm
    lmfao. Who, in their lifetime, has never made things hump? I mean, I have a video of my brother rubbing two mini marshmallows together. People like making things hump.
  48. Profile photo of aussie_glow
    aussie_glow Female 13-17
    99 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    so wrong in more than one way...
  49. Profile photo of Fanaticirony
    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    Devi3000. How`s that not phone sex? It`s two phones, having sex.

    ..T`was kinda hawt.

  50. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
    Push my buttons...

    O_O I may be scarred for life.

  51. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    that was disturbing
  52. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:35 pm
    that`s gross for a scommercial..
  53. Profile photo of Fitch
    Fitch Male 13-17
    27 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 5:51 pm
    I`m glad my phone doesn`t do that to my ear
  54. Profile photo of Se1
    Se1 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 6:26 pm
    Can i uh ... see your buttons ?

    XD !!!!

  55. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    Hhaa I liked that, pretty funny.
  56. Profile photo of jacobdylan11
    jacobdylan11 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 6:56 pm
    yay now i get to wipe off my screen
  57. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:20 pm
    So thats what cellphones do when we aren`t around!! Then if we set our cellphones to vibrate , does that turn them on?
  58. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:39 pm
    New meaning to hands free
  59. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:42 pm
    ... that wasn`t funny. End of story.
  60. Profile photo of Naoscaire
    Naoscaire Male 18-29
    571 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    That girl phone was a whore.

  61. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    Meh, another dumb thing after another
  62. Profile photo of TouchAStove
    TouchAStove Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    Haha
  63. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    @ Ste08: They they would have twins: T-Mobile and Sprint. Haha!
  64. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    lol kinky, and nice stop animation idea for phones
  65. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    Maybe I should get one of these phones, people keep complaining because mine is never "turned on".

    *Badum TISH!* Thank you thank you, I`m here all week, tell your friends.

  66. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 11:54 pm
    I feel dirty.
  67. Profile photo of cheffie
    cheffie Female 18-29
    97 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    I used to have the girl phone. now I don`t want to see it anymore. ew.
  68. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 12:55 am
    No, you may not see my buttons.
  69. Profile photo of UhOhItsMegan
    UhOhItsMegan Female 18-29
    67 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 6:41 am
    Dude, my old cell phone is the exact same as the girl phone. I noticed recently that I couldn`t find it. Now I know where that whore got off to! LOL!
  70. Profile photo of GoldenArms89
    GoldenArms89 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    LMFAO!!
  71. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 12:35 pm
    "We live in a world where phones are having sex and there`s nothing you can do about it!!"
    I know thats not exactly what the full comment said but I was cracking up at it because it so true!! lmao!
  72. Profile photo of gamer15
    gamer15 Female 13-17
    119 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    that was funny nothing more to say but funny
  73. Profile photo of brightred
    brightred Male 13-17
    144 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 4:20 pm
    =D
  74. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    was that an add?! wtf
  75. Profile photo of joe-daddy
    joe-daddy Male 13-17
    7 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 5:57 pm
    that is messed up i called my three year old brother to see a different link but i accidently clicked this now he humps his toyz
  76. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    that was dumb. really, really dumb.
  77. Profile photo of Dominic119
    Dominic119 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 9:07 pm
    haha, that was funny.
  78. Profile photo of 13Jessy27
    13Jessy27 Female 18-29
    74 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    I just saw two phones having sex...I wonder what mine does when I`m not watching..lol
  79. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 12:07 am
    lol, I will not see my phone the same way again
  80. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 12:24 am
    oh my god... what the fu-ck
  81. Profile photo of lurkerofdoom
    lurkerofdoom Female 18-29
    5 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    What is this teaching our youth of today?

    To wear a condom =D God, the government, STDs and pregnancy haven`t stopped them yet. lol

  82. Profile photo of schmexie
    schmexie Female 13-17
    351 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    video wasnt funny, but sponn, lmao.
  83. Profile photo of nomotivatn
    nomotivatn Female 18-29
    59 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    I`m in love with this being an ad.
  84. Profile photo of ArtisticJen
    ArtisticJen Female 18-29
    24 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 1:21 am
    Uhhhh...a little funny just a little disturbed too.
  85. Profile photo of Goof-E
    Goof-E Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 2:24 am
    the chick phone is the same as mine that is odd
  86. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 7, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    yeeeaah i think i might just stay with cricket
  87. Profile photo of Caprikorn28
    Caprikorn28 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 9, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    I used to have the girl phone and my b/f used to have the guy phone... haha

    This amuses me

  88. Profile photo of _LaCrYmOsA_
    _LaCrYmOsA_ Female 13-17
    56 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    OMG!!! Soooooo funny!!!
  89. Profile photo of waffle_chic
    waffle_chic Female 13-17
    9 posts
    August 25, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    LOLZ!! haha. i wonder what the human equivalent to a cell phones buttons is, im not completely sure. i can guess what the antenna is tho...;-)
  90. Profile photo of sup_dawg444
    sup_dawg444 Male 18-29
    210 posts
    August 28, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    dude the guy one is my phone.
  91. Profile photo of lmaonaise
    lmaonaise Male 13-17
    773 posts
    September 26, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    ^dude!
  92. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    March 6, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    OMG thats so funny.. and i LOVE the song haha, it felt like an 80s movie smex scene lol

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