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Date: 05/25/07 02:11 AM

90 Responses to Karate Black Belt vs Baseball Bat

  1. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:21 am
    Link: Karate Black Belt vs Baseball Bat - Black belt, more like pink belt.
  2. Profile photo of KarnJSW
    KarnJSW Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:15 am
    That looks extremely painful.
  3. Profile photo of TAP
    TAP Male 13-17
    21 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:18 am
    Thats a pretty hard bat.
  4. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2007 at 2:20 am
    Look at his face at the end..pure disappointment, sorrow and emberrasment.
  5. Profile photo of Lockee
    Lockee Male 18-29
    132 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:21 am
    ouch
  6. Profile photo of crump199
    crump199 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:25 am
    wonder what hurts more, the broken bones or the embarassment
  7. Profile photo of Achren_Sylm
    Achren_Sylm Male 13-17
    33 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Ouch, poor hand.
  8. Profile photo of hobasteritch
    hobasteritch Female 13-17
    64 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:47 am
    I think "white belt" is a better belt to say. but that`s just me.
  9. Profile photo of Punex
    Punex Male 13-17
    52 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:02 am
    LOSE AND FAIL!
    (not that I could do any better...)
  10. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:03 am
    I loved his face at the end.
  11. Profile photo of CoFBunny
    CoFBunny Female 18-29
    171 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:15 am
    haha, he sucks
  12. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:17 am
    Ime Off To Get a baseball BAt.
  13. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:19 am
    "more like pink belt."

    Id like to see anyone here do it.

    Better yet, Id like to see anyone here try it, fail like he did, still try to do it like 8 more times even though hes damn near breaking his hand.

  14. Profile photo of TheShape
    TheShape Male 30-39
    568 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:36 am
    One of the other contestants switched the bat he was going to use, with an aluminum bat. That damn Johnny Lawrence.
  15. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:44 am
    "You don`t have enough Chi"
  16. Profile photo of 240ZettoAKA
    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:20 am
    Challenge by the sweat of his brows~

    Good luck next time!

  17. Profile photo of ZenDragon
    ZenDragon Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:27 am
    Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.
  18. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:31 am
    Was the crowd laughing at him??
  19. Profile photo of Aerfy
    Aerfy Male 18-29
    232 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:40 am
    Two points:
    1: He kinda looked like Hitler.
    2: Baseball bats are friggin hard
  20. Profile photo of blakborn
    blakborn Male 18-29
    98 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:55 am
    They must have switched the pre-cut bat by a real one!
  21. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:42 am
    Is that wood? Or is it just metal?
  22. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:13 am
    it looks to me like he wasn`t going for the center focus of the object, which is the key in breaking any braced object.

    Since equal ends were resting on the blocks and he was going closer to one end than he should of.

    I`m sure he wouldn`t have tried to break the bat in front of a crowd if he hadn`t done it before.

  23. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:21 am
    Ouch... I`ve done planks and tiles, but would never attempt a baseball bat.

    Props to him for trying and trying several times though. I`ve hit a plank before and had it not break in front of a crowd, embarrassing as hell, but to be fair I was about 12.

    Still muchos sympathy for the guy.

  24. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:28 am
    The trick is to hit the point where the two frequencies at which the bat vibrates at coincide. Then all of the energy from your hand is transferred into the bat. This is also the `sweet spot` on a bat- because when you hit the ball, all of the energy goes into the ball.
  25. Profile photo of HedlesChkn
    HedlesChkn Male 18-29
    113 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:34 am
    Seppuku, he needs to regain his honour

    :P

    that`s probably highly racist if he`s not japanese...

  26. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:06 am
    peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
  27. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:30 am
    yeah cheers to the guy for trying a baseball bat since it`s unequaled mass distribution
  28. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:34 am
    that`s nothing, i know guys that smash baseball bats over heads. not their own heads but still...
  29. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:54 am
    Metal bat would`ve entertained me more :-D
  30. Profile photo of cybercow
    cybercow Male 30-39
    106 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:06 am
    That was stupid of him to try. Baseball bats are designed not to smash even when hitting balls at over 100 mph. His hand is softer than a baseball, and there`s just no way he can achieve the force necessary to break the bat.
  31. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:42 am
    The shaolin knifehand would`ve cleaved it like butter. Maybe he needs to practice more. Props to him for trying, though. Planks and bricks are one thing, bats another.
  32. Profile photo of SlippySanta
    SlippySanta Male 13-17
    147 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:48 am
    Once I broke a bat just by thinking about baseball near one.
  33. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:59 am
    Legend has it that the baseball bat actually can control time, just as his hand is close to impact it soengasfafsgasesdgewidhpfinh and then he never loved again.
  34. Profile photo of Allen_05
    Allen_05 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:04 am
    I hear Jesus can turn a baseball bat into a lemon pancake. True story.
  35. Profile photo of littlezazz
    littlezazz Male 13-17
    95 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:21 am
    lulz bet he trains lyk all day 4 tht poo
  36. Profile photo of Kragoth
    Kragoth Male 13-17
    154 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
    more proof that karate is totally useless compared to kung fu or any other martial art.
  37. Profile photo of Custom_hobo
    Custom_hobo Male 13-17
    737 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:28 am
    Snap.

    Too bad for him...must be pretty embarrasing.

  38. Profile photo of Fanaticirony
    Fanaticirony Male 18-29
    104 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:02 am
    ..Did anybody else expect his hand to break, twist at a nasty angle, look all disgusting, have him scream like a baby.. yet still watch anyway? :D

    ..And be dissapointed?! XD

  39. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:37 am
    then he realises it`s a metal bat...
  40. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 12:23 pm
    Why he so stupid? He not hungry for bat! He hungry for HOT POCKEEETS!
  41. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 12:27 pm
    That my friends is why we use a bat instead of trying to punch a baseball.
  42. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 12:38 pm
    Its not called a karate chop bat, its called a BASEBALL BAT, idiot.
  43. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    I just cringed!
  44. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:38 pm
    Good avertising for that bats company :-P Buy are bats, stronger then the average black belt
  45. Profile photo of letsgopoping
    letsgopoping Male 18-29
    703 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    oh the pain...
  46. Profile photo of meepdude
    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:58 pm
    I love that "AIE!" noise he makes right when he hits the bat.
  47. Profile photo of meepdude
    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:00 pm
    ROFLMFAO AT BIGWAFU`S COMMENT!! I ALWAYS CRACK UP AT THOSE COMMERCIALS!!
  48. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:27 pm
    Poor guy. Killed his hand and his ego.
  49. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:55 pm
    "That was stupid of him to try. Baseball bats are designed not to smash even when hitting balls at over 100 mph. His hand is softer than a baseball, and there`s just no way he can achieve the force necessary to break the bat."
    last time i checked, the equasion was Force=massXacceleration, not force=speed.
    baseballs dont keep accelerating after they contact the bat, infact they turn around.
    a hand would keep pushing forward untill you stopped.
  50. Profile photo of brightred
    brightred Male 13-17
    144 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:56 pm
    I thought it was hilarious to see him embarressed. Twisted mind of mine.
  51. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    strike three
    your out

    but lame

  52. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:01 pm
    what thats it?...okay.....haha then...
  53. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:38 pm
    wow, why did he think he could do that, baseballs thrown at over 100 mph do that, not human hands.
  54. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:50 pm
    hmmm,I felt bad for the guy, but one`s gotta admire his effort (if hopeless, against a strong bat)
  55. Profile photo of Mighty-
    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:58 pm
    the fact that he didnt break his hand on the first time means he wasnt following through. he wussed out, hence the reason that bat didnt break
  56. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    How did this make it on here? We watched a guy try to break a baseball bat a couple of times without succeeding..big WHOOP!
  57. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:16 pm
    1st, Chuck Norris would bastard kick the guy for being such a wuss, then...

    2nd, Chuck Norris would chew up that bat and then poop 1000 toothpicks.

    It`s a fact.

  58. Profile photo of BEAN_ME
    BEAN_ME Male 13-17
    103 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 8:00 pm
    blahbored: How did this make it on here? We watched a guy try to break a baseball bat a couple of times without succeeding..big WHOOP!

    You try smacking a bat as hard as you can with the side of your hand, then maybe you can tell what the `big whoop` is. Dumbass.

    -NeonCarrot-: wow, why did he think he could do that, baseballs thrown at over 100 mph do that, not human hands.

    If you`ll look back only one page, you`ll see you failed to have the intelligence to read the guy`s comment about the formula for force. force = massXacceleration. Not force = speed.

    larajunky: Its not called a karate chop bat, its called a BASEBALL BAT, idiot.

    NO SH*T, That`s why he`s trying to break it, dumb sh*t. To prove he`s strong enough to break a baseball bat. Shame he didn`t do it, though. Real shame.

  59. Profile photo of samsterpie
    samsterpie Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 8:40 pm
    Hahaha funny as poo:D Bean me you should really calm down and just enjoy somthings in life.
  60. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:26 pm
    wow what a failure. I could do that and i only ever got to orange (3rd belt)
  61. Profile photo of bwahbwah
    bwahbwah Male 13-17
    982 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    Bean, i love you.
  62. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:13 pm
    aw, i feel bad for him :[
  63. Profile photo of near2
    near2 Male 18-29
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    May 25, 2007 at 11:45 pm
    Oww bad memories, i tried the same thing, only i wasn`t a black belt at the time (brown) but i ended up breaking my hand at three places, and my pinkie
    : (
  64. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm
    Poor guy.
  65. Profile photo of defendors87
    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:52 pm
    wow... broken hand...
  66. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:58 pm
    LMFAO. Fail.

    Poor guy though. I feel for him.

  67. Profile photo of fusion42x
    fusion42x Female 18-29
    157 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 12:18 am
    Good advertisement for the baseball bat ^^
  68. Profile photo of btpanther39
    btpanther39 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 12:42 am
    yea, im a black belt, and i was in a competition in front of about 500 or so people, and my demo team was breaking boards. i could break the most out of everyone, but we kinda built up to it, made it look like the other guys would over take me. and then at the end, i tell the instructor, throw on 3 more boards, giving me about 8 boards to break. which was my limit. and yea, didnt connect right and nothing hurts worse than that, lol. no one laughed tho, just basically a lot of "oh poo, that probably hurt"

    as for it hurting him, doubtful, if he was going to break that bat...it wasnt his first time, hes missed before, hes built up bone from breaking and rebreaking.

  69. Profile photo of lestat221
    lestat221 Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2007 at 1:24 am
    last time I checked, it was spelled equation :D
  70. Profile photo of Snufkin
    Snufkin Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2007 at 2:09 am
    Poor guy. He even takes it pretty well. But it still *looks* like he`s faking victory at the end. "OK, there, I knocked it on the floor. Ta-daa!!! I`m awesome! So, what`s next?"

    And that`s terrible.

  71. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:32 am
    ok he can`t do it anyway but even if he could, it would make much more sense if the baseball bat was in another guy`s hands

    its like when someone smashes a brick in half, is the brick really going to attack you?

  72. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 3:29 am
    on tv when people smash concrete and stuff its all coz its bin set up (alreadt pre cut or whatever), and to break wood the grain has to be traveling upwardsso it can break because wood is realy strong and naturaly resists to soft but shart blows (like what he was doing just then) by bending (slightly, not much but slightly). like i said before, it wil only work if the grain is facing upwards.
  73. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
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    May 26, 2007 at 5:15 am
    You can`t imagen how much baseball bats are reenforced.
  74. Profile photo of joshxrt
    joshxrt Male 18-29
    15 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 7:29 am
    Whoa, he`s gonna break his freakin` hand. I couldn`t do it, but then again, I`m smart enough not to try karate chopping a baseball bat...don`t have to do that to be tough. Ouch. Kinda feel bad for the guy, maybe I should x-ray him for free. hahaha
  75. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 10:34 am
    its just like Pabasa said, "YOU LACK CHI!"
  76. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
    KK that was lame but i dont do karate to know how hard or how easy it is. Still, hes a black belt?
    Maybe he hurt his hand on the first shot and couldnt put power into it again>
  77. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    aw poor guy
  78. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:04 pm
    stfu it`s better than any of you could do.
  79. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
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    May 26, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    PHAIL.


    ps: oo, he DOES look like hitler.. and whats wrong with the colour pink?!

  80. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    Props to him for trying.
  81. Profile photo of Troy345
    Troy345 Male 18-29
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    May 27, 2007 at 5:45 am
    karate kid could have done it...
  82. Profile photo of zh1zha
    zh1zha Male 18-29
    20 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 6:57 am
    ok now he is goin to suicide
  83. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    AND.......the bat WINS !!!!!

    I saw a chick break a pencil with her butt cheeks once, maybe he should have tried that.

  84. Profile photo of YamiGigaPhil
    YamiGigaPhil Male 18-29
    149 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:23 pm
    Thats really hard. I feel sorry for him D:
  85. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    May 29, 2007 at 5:30 pm
    HIS EXPRESSION AT THE END...REMINDED ME OF THAT MARIJUANA COMMERCIAL...WHERE THAT GUY HIT THE BOARD WRONG AND THE `WOOD` SMACKS HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! HAHAAHAHAHAH O M FG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
  86. Profile photo of slinky0
    slinky0 Female 30-39
    1468 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 5:33 pm
    On 5/25/2007 2:20:04 AM punk1n wrote: Look at his face at the end..pure disappointment, sorrow and emberrasment.

    Yeah... poor dude.

  87. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 9:46 am
    Boo Karate, go long for Tae Kwon Do. :) lol
  88. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    August 27, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    ouch. Sad. And a pink belt.
  89. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
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    October 25, 2007 at 6:47 pm
    He obviously needs more Chakra ^_^
    (Or however you spell it....Naruto fans can correct this for me :-P)

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