Karate Black Belt vs Baseball Bat

Submitted by: bumblecock 10 years ago in Entertainment
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Black belt, more like pink belt.
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Male 907
He obviously needs more Chakra ^_^
(Or however you spell it....Naruto fans can correct this for me :-P)
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Female 850
ouch. Sad. And a pink belt.
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Female 920
Boo Karate, go long for Tae Kwon Do. :) lol
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Female 1,468
[quote]On 5/25/2007 2:20:04 AM punk1n wrote: Look at his face at the end..pure disappointment, sorrow and emberrasment.[/quote]

Yeah... poor dude.

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Male 2,781
HIS EXPRESSION AT THE END...REMINDED ME OF THAT MARIJUANA COMMERCIAL...WHERE THAT GUY HIT THE BOARD WRONG AND THE `WOOD` SMACKS HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! HAHAAHAHAHAH O M FG THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!
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Male 149
Thats really hard. I feel sorry for him D:
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Male 300
AND.......the bat WINS !!!!!

I saw a chick break a pencil with her butt cheeks once, maybe he should have tried that.

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Male 20
ok now he is goin to suicide
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Male 7
karate kid could have done it...
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Male 1,149
Props to him for trying.
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Female 1,025
PHAIL.


ps: oo, he DOES look like hitler.. and whats wrong with the colour pink?!

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Male 1,193
stfu it`s better than any of you could do.
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Female 1,944
aw poor guy
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Female 1,470
KK that was lame but i dont do karate to know how hard or how easy it is. Still, hes a black belt?
Maybe he hurt his hand on the first shot and couldnt put power into it again>
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Male 686
its just like Pabasa said, "YOU LACK CHI!"
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Male 15
Whoa, he`s gonna break his freakin` hand. I couldn`t do it, but then again, I`m smart enough not to try karate chopping a baseball bat...don`t have to do that to be tough. Ouch. Kinda feel bad for the guy, maybe I should x-ray him for free. hahaha
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Male 619
You can`t imagen how much baseball bats are reenforced.
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Male 1,485
on tv when people smash concrete and stuff its all coz its bin set up (alreadt pre cut or whatever), and to break wood the grain has to be traveling upwardsso it can break because wood is realy strong and naturaly resists to soft but shart blows (like what he was doing just then) by bending (slightly, not much but slightly). like i said before, it wil only work if the grain is facing upwards.
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Male 175
ok he can`t do it anyway but even if he could, it would make much more sense if the baseball bat was in another guy`s hands

its like when someone smashes a brick in half, is the brick really going to attack you?

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Male 125
Poor guy. He even takes it pretty well. But it still *looks* like he`s faking victory at the end. "OK, there, I knocked it on the floor. Ta-daa!!! I`m awesome! So, what`s next?"

And that`s terrible.

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Male 213
last time I checked, it was spelled equation :D
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Male 135
yea, im a black belt, and i was in a competition in front of about 500 or so people, and my demo team was breaking boards. i could break the most out of everyone, but we kinda built up to it, made it look like the other guys would over take me. and then at the end, i tell the instructor, throw on 3 more boards, giving me about 8 boards to break. which was my limit. and yea, didnt connect right and nothing hurts worse than that, lol. no one laughed tho, just basically a lot of "oh poo, that probably hurt"

as for it hurting him, doubtful, if he was going to break that bat...it wasnt his first time, hes missed before, hes built up bone from breaking and rebreaking.

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Female 157
Good advertisement for the baseball bat ^^
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Female 359
LMFAO. Fail.

Poor guy though. I feel for him.

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Male 570
wow... broken hand...
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Male 580
Poor guy.
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Male 22
Oww bad memories, i tried the same thing, only i wasn`t a black belt at the time (brown) but i ended up breaking my hand at three places, and my pinkie
: (
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Female 2,695
aw, i feel bad for him :[
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Male 982
Bean, i love you.
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Male 581
wow what a failure. I could do that and i only ever got to orange (3rd belt)
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Male 25
Hahaha funny as poo:D Bean me you should really calm down and just enjoy somthings in life.
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Male 103
blahbored: How did this make it on here? We watched a guy try to break a baseball bat a couple of times without succeeding..big WHOOP!

You try smacking a bat as hard as you can with the side of your hand, then maybe you can tell what the `big whoop` is. Dumbass.

-NeonCarrot-: wow, why did he think he could do that, baseballs thrown at over 100 mph do that, not human hands.

If you`ll look back only one page, you`ll see you failed to have the intelligence to read the guy`s comment about the formula for force. force = massXacceleration. Not force = speed.

larajunky: Its not called a karate chop bat, its called a BASEBALL BAT, idiot.

NO SH*T, That`s why he`s trying to break it, dumb sh*t. To prove he`s strong enough to break a baseball bat. Shame he didn`t do it, though. Real shame.

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Male 756
1st, Chuck Norris would bastard kick the guy for being such a wuss, then...

2nd, Chuck Norris would chew up that bat and then poop 1000 toothpicks.

It`s a fact.

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Male 308
How did this make it on here? We watched a guy try to break a baseball bat a couple of times without succeeding..big WHOOP!
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Male 199
the fact that he didnt break his hand on the first time means he wasnt following through. he wussed out, hence the reason that bat didnt break
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Female 1,407
hmmm,I felt bad for the guy, but one`s gotta admire his effort (if hopeless, against a strong bat)
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Male 1,496
wow, why did he think he could do that, baseballs thrown at over 100 mph do that, not human hands.
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Male 246
what thats it?...okay.....haha then...
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Male 325
strike three
your out

but lame

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Male 144
I thought it was hilarious to see him embarressed. Twisted mind of mine.
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Male 1,420
"That was stupid of him to try. Baseball bats are designed not to smash even when hitting balls at over 100 mph. His hand is softer than a baseball, and there`s just no way he can achieve the force necessary to break the bat."
last time i checked, the equasion was Force=massXacceleration, not force=speed.
baseballs dont keep accelerating after they contact the bat, infact they turn around.
a hand would keep pushing forward untill you stopped.
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Male 147
ok, very funny guys...who moved the styrafoam bat?
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Male 779
Poor guy. Killed his hand and his ego.
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Male 273
ROFLMFAO AT BIGWAFU`S COMMENT!! I ALWAYS CRACK UP AT THOSE COMMERCIALS!!
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Male 273
I love that "AIE!" noise he makes right when he hits the bat.
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Male 703
oh the pain...
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Male 626
Good avertising for that bats company :-P Buy are bats, stronger then the average black belt
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Male 135
I just cringed!
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Female 1,832
Its not called a karate chop bat, its called a BASEBALL BAT, idiot.
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Male 3,431
That my friends is why we use a bat instead of trying to punch a baseball.
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Male 1,162
Why he so stupid? He not hungry for bat! He hungry for HOT POCKEEETS!
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Male 988
then he realises it`s a metal bat...
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Male 104
..Did anybody else expect his hand to break, twist at a nasty angle, look all disgusting, have him scream like a baby.. yet still watch anyway? :D

..And be dissapointed?! XD

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Male 737
Snap.

Too bad for him...must be pretty embarrasing.

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Male 154
more proof that karate is totally useless compared to kung fu or any other martial art.
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Male 95
lulz bet he trains lyk all day 4 tht poo
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Male 60
I hear Jesus can turn a baseball bat into a lemon pancake. True story.
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Male 156
Legend has it that the baseball bat actually can control time, just as his hand is close to impact it soengasfafsgasesdgewidhpfinh and then he never loved again.
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Male 147
Once I broke a bat just by thinking about baseball near one.
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Male 967
The shaolin knifehand would`ve cleaved it like butter. Maybe he needs to practice more. Props to him for trying, though. Planks and bricks are one thing, bats another.
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Male 106
That was stupid of him to try. Baseball bats are designed not to smash even when hitting balls at over 100 mph. His hand is softer than a baseball, and there`s just no way he can achieve the force necessary to break the bat.
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Female 319
Metal bat would`ve entertained me more :-D
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Male 536
that`s nothing, i know guys that smash baseball bats over heads. not their own heads but still...
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Male 1,111
yeah cheers to the guy for trying a baseball bat since it`s unequaled mass distribution
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Male 1,590
peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
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Male 113
Seppuku, he needs to regain his honour

:P

that`s probably highly racist if he`s not japanese...

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Male 1,455
The trick is to hit the point where the two frequencies at which the bat vibrates at coincide. Then all of the energy from your hand is transferred into the bat. This is also the `sweet spot` on a bat- because when you hit the ball, all of the energy goes into the ball.
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Male 4,546
Ouch... I`ve done planks and tiles, but would never attempt a baseball bat.

Props to him for trying and trying several times though. I`ve hit a plank before and had it not break in front of a crowd, embarrassing as hell, but to be fair I was about 12.

Still muchos sympathy for the guy.

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Male 1,111
it looks to me like he wasn`t going for the center focus of the object, which is the key in breaking any braced object.

Since equal ends were resting on the blocks and he was going closer to one end than he should of.

I`m sure he wouldn`t have tried to break the bat in front of a crowd if he hadn`t done it before.

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Male 838
Is that wood? Or is it just metal?
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Male 98
They must have switched the pre-cut bat by a real one!
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Male 232
Two points:
1: He kinda looked like Hitler.
2: Baseball bats are friggin hard
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Female 193
Was the crowd laughing at him??
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Female 229
Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.
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Female 344
Challenge by the sweat of his brows~

Good luck next time!

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Male 4,012
"You don`t have enough Chi"
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Male 569
One of the other contestants switched the bat he was going to use, with an aluminum bat. That damn Johnny Lawrence.
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Male 3,255
"more like pink belt."

Id like to see anyone here do it.

Better yet, Id like to see anyone here try it, fail like he did, still try to do it like 8 more times even though hes damn near breaking his hand.

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Male 291
Ime Off To Get a baseball BAt.
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Female 171
haha, he sucks
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Female 327
I loved his face at the end.
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Male 52
LOSE AND FAIL!
(not that I could do any better...)
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Female 64
I think "white belt" is a better belt to say. but that`s just me.
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Male 33
Ouch, poor hand.
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Male 139
wonder what hurts more, the broken bones or the embarassment
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Male 132
ouch
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Male 226
Look at his face at the end..pure disappointment, sorrow and emberrasment.
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Male 21
Thats a pretty hard bat.
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Male 20
That looks extremely painful.
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Male 643
Link: Karate Black Belt vs Baseball Bat [Rate Link] - Black belt, more like pink belt.
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