I`m a Marvel, I`m a DC, I`m Batman

Submitted by: crazydaiz 10 years ago in Funny

Batman and Spiderman do seem to have a lot in common.
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Female 31
LOL "Cute."
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Female 1,470
SarahofBorg
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
528 Posts Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:36:11 AM
I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others.

LOL u made my day :D

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Male 132
Did anyone else noticed the pings in the song falled exactly every second? Heeheeh. I need a life...
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Female 1,264
there should be an emo super hero.

besides spiderman in the 3rd movie

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Male 897
This vid funny. Batman would easily whoop both their asses if neither had their super powers.

I also like pie!

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Male 2,781
YODA FTW!!!
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Female 6
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, interesting, I didn`t find it to be funny. But that`s just me.
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Female 10
Casanova FTW!
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Male 275
Venom would rip them all to shreds.
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Male 988
reminds me of the howitshouldhaveended.com superman movie spoof `Im Batman`.
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Male 38
Er, did Superman just set Batman and Spiderman on a blind date?
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Male 308
I`m pretty sure this was already here the other day...either that or it was just Marvel and DC without Batman.
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Male 292
ya spiderman was the best till that movie came out. but then batman pulled ahead.
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Male 437
"Us orphans got to stick together...Oh, moms making meatloaf!" LOL
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Male 1,219
Batman owns ALL! All who disagree will perish!!!
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Male 1,725
you remind me of one of my old partners.
really?
no

lol

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Female 1,398
i say superman is a total arrogant prick, and batman is the best. i`ve always had batman as my favorite superhero... he`s just cool. spiderman used to tie with him, but once that new movie came out... spiderman just looked kind of retarded.
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Female 576
spiderman is really hott.
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Female 920
Superman is lamer than them!
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Female 71
Yes, I`m a geek for loving that.
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Male 210
For some very odd reason, it reminded me of those PC vs. Mac commercials. Don`t know why though.
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Female 76
i want a cup of coffee from batman too! anybody wanna go back into time, make me an orphan and get me to live with my uncle and aunt and be bitten by a radioactive spider and the get my uncle killed and become emo spidey somewhere in the future?
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Female 1,832
Oh crap I didn`t even comment on the damned vid!! I thought it was cute but kinda boring.
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Female 1,832
"Yet another loser bashing emo kids...sigh..."

Wow a loser backing up and even bigger loser... you MUST be emo. get a grip man, emo`s are a disease that need flushing out, meh.

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Female 1,832
I`m gumby dammit!
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Female 1,407
*chuckles*
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Male 308
uuhm...I just think this was plain weird and the person had too much time on their hands.
Not like I don`t, I just do not play with action figures and tape it to pass the time...
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Male 1,228
Lol.
"Spiderman walks into a coffee shop with Batman"

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Female 1
I like all of these way too much for reasons which I`ll never understand.
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Female 182
"Mom`s making meatloaf! zjhewm!" haha

I hope my sound effect was spelled right. I was kind of winging it.

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Female 455
Although Dr Who is amazing I don`t think he could defeat them... Wait- I bet he`d have kyrptonite and to be honest the Daleks are more a threat than Batman or Spiderman... Dammit- this is hard...

But I think Batman would be the victor, plus he has loads of money so he could just pay somebody to find out his secret identity and kill him. Easy as pie. And he could buy a pie too, just for the hell of it. I like pie. Pie rocks!

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Male 625
dr who owns them all. but out of spiderman superman and batman i vote batman, he doesnt have any superpowers! he dratign trained like half his life hes too cool and superman just sucks he was just given poo loads of powers on a plate, though in a fight superman would probably win
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Male 730
yeah batman own-rapes all of them. he`d just drating sneeze on spiderman and he`d die, then he`d use some cryptonite on superman and throw him out a window. game, set, match.
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Male 64
Think about it this way. If they were locked in some kind of anti-power room, Batman has all his skills, Superman is a stupid news reporter, and Spiderman is a lanky teen. I`d put money on the fact that Batman would get them out of there. Even if he didn`t have his gadgets, he trained for years in the mountains with a sh*t-ton of ninjas!
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Male 4,546
I forgot about the Batmobile...

You know this is a harder choice than I thought.

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Male 4,546
Erm, ok, winner is either Wolverine or "Phoenix" from X-men.

Wolverine has in the Comic once regenerated from basically a pile of ash. Phoenix is basically a goddess.

After that, Batman or Spiderman... you know in the video they both make pretty good points... I have to say Spiderman in the end.

Spiderman (from the comics, not the movies), has to make his own web, I`d say props for that puts him slightly ahead of The Caped Crusader.

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Female 455
Batman could just buy some kyrptonite I suppose leaving Superman powerless...
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Female 101
Haha, I love how I started a whole argument about which super-hero is best. (it`s totally Spider-Man)
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Female 486
Spider-Man is the best.
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Male 381
Judge Dredd FTW
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Male 352
And they`re both closet gays.
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Male 4,012
talk about freudian slips bordarboy. :)
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Male 121
i meant kick, not kiss that brings up an entirely different image. ewwww supersex
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Male 121
pink power ranger would kiss al their pathetic butts. and i don`t care what you say, i don`t fancy her.....
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Male 54
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lollollollolollol well it was pretty funny
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Female 316
Very funny.
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Female 189
Cute^^
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Male 156
I also agree with maples, Carnage kicks ASS, he also chops ass, slices ass, strangles ass and cuts ass.
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Male 161
Superman sucks, Spiderman is second, Batmin is first. He`s just to cool.
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Male 59
Have u seen spiderman 3? Emo-spidey is damn cool!
Regardless, batman would win, because his utility belt has got to have kryptonite ninja bat death star thingys, so superman is owned, and he might have bug spray as well.........(theres something kids never saw in the cinema)
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Male 1,263
xD haha
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Male 390
What happens in the batcave, stays in the batcave.
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Male 838
Batman is bisexual and Robin is gay. Everyone knows this!
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Male 1,217
^hahaha, so tru

i dontlike any of them. GO CARNAGE

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Male 2,616
batman doesnt need powers when hes got his ridiculous utility belt that always has just the right thing to get out of any situation
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Male 291
nah nah. its fine. very original.
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Male 223
Reguardless, I vote Superman too.
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Male 223
"I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others."

Yet another loser bashing emo kids...sigh...

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Male 902
Batman would actually destroy those two. There are very few people who can hang with Batman, and that`s funny and sad because all he has is money and brains. No superpowers.
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Female 327
Superman rocks, The other two should go home and retire gracfully.
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Male 226
"i`m batman." lol
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Female 3,562
I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others.
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Female 193
k.
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Female 101
Spider-Man`s totally the best of those three. Batman doesn`t have any powers and Superman is too good; they had to make something up to be his only weakness.
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Female 3,562
:D I like
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Female 302
Weird but funny. xD
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Female 251
Link: I`m a Marvel, I`m a DC, I`m Batman [Rate Link] - Batman and Spiderman do seem to have a lot in common.
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