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Date: 05/22/07 02:15 AM

67 Responses to I`m a Marvel, I`m a DC, I`m Batman

  1. Profile photo of crazydaiz
    crazydaiz Female 18-29
    251 posts
    May 21, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    Link: I`m a Marvel, I`m a DC, I`m Batman - Batman and Spiderman do seem to have a lot in common.
  2. Profile photo of Hellven
    Hellven Female 18-29
    302 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:21 am
    Weird but funny. xD
  3. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:22 am
    :D I like
  4. Profile photo of cooltapes
    cooltapes Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:24 am
    Spider-Man`s totally the best of those three. Batman doesn`t have any powers and Superman is too good; they had to make something up to be his only weakness.
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    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:33 am
    k.
  6. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:36 am
    I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others.
  7. Profile photo of punk1n
    punk1n Male 18-29
    226 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:43 am
    "i`m batman." lol
  8. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Superman rocks, The other two should go home and retire gracfully.
  9. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:45 am
    Batman would actually destroy those two. There are very few people who can hang with Batman, and that`s funny and sad because all he has is money and brains. No superpowers.
  10. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 3:04 am
    "I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others."

    Yet another loser bashing emo kids...sigh...

  11. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 3:05 am
    Reguardless, I vote Superman too.
  12. Profile photo of thanatos16
    thanatos16 Male 18-29
    291 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 3:34 am
    nah nah. its fine. very original.
  13. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2619 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 3:50 am
    batman doesnt need powers when hes got his ridiculous utility belt that always has just the right thing to get out of any situation
  14. Profile photo of maples
    maples Male 13-17
    1217 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 4:14 am
    ^hahaha, so tru

    i dontlike any of them. GO CARNAGE

  15. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 4:49 am
    Batman is bisexual and Robin is gay. Everyone knows this!
  16. Profile photo of webby-boy
    webby-boy Male 13-17
    390 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 4:52 am
    What happens in the batcave, stays in the batcave.
  17. Profile photo of Igmo
    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 6:23 am
    xD haha
  18. Profile photo of kothar
    kothar Male 13-17
    59 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 7:21 am
    Have u seen spiderman 3? Emo-spidey is damn cool!
    Regardless, batman would win, because his utility belt has got to have kryptonite ninja bat death star thingys, so superman is owned, and he might have bug spray as well.........(theres something kids never saw in the cinema)
  19. Profile photo of SolidTurtle
    SolidTurtle Male 13-17
    161 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 7:26 am
    Superman sucks, Spiderman is second, Batmin is first. He`s just to cool.
  20. Profile photo of Bloigen
    Bloigen Male 18-29
    156 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 7:50 am
    I also agree with maples, Carnage kicks ASS, he also chops ass, slices ass, strangles ass and cuts ass.
  21. Profile photo of ScaryMeadow
    ScaryMeadow Female 18-29
    189 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 8:01 am
    Cute^^
  22. Profile photo of Xxayna
    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 8:22 am
    Very funny.
  23. Profile photo of rockleeowns
    rockleeowns Male 13-17
    54 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 8:22 am
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lollollollolollol well it was pretty funny
  24. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 9:36 am
    pink power ranger would kiss al their pathetic butts. and i don`t care what you say, i don`t fancy her.....
  25. Profile photo of bordarboy
    bordarboy Male 13-17
    121 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 9:37 am
    i meant kick, not kiss that brings up an entirely different image. ewwww supersex
  26. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 10:10 am
    talk about freudian slips bordarboy. :)
  27. Profile photo of bigfatpig
    bigfatpig Male 18-29
    352 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 10:15 am
    And they`re both closet gays.
  28. Profile photo of infearno
    infearno Male 70 & Over
    382 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 11:52 am
    Judge Dredd FTW
  29. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 11:56 am
    Spider-Man is the best.
  30. Profile photo of cooltapes
    cooltapes Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 12:02 pm
    Haha, I love how I started a whole argument about which super-hero is best. (it`s totally Spider-Man)
  31. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    Batman could just buy some kyrptonite I suppose leaving Superman powerless...
  32. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Erm, ok, winner is either Wolverine or "Phoenix" from X-men.

    Wolverine has in the Comic once regenerated from basically a pile of ash. Phoenix is basically a goddess.

    After that, Batman or Spiderman... you know in the video they both make pretty good points... I have to say Spiderman in the end.

    Spiderman (from the comics, not the movies), has to make his own web, I`d say props for that puts him slightly ahead of The Caped Crusader.

  33. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I forgot about the Batmobile...

    You know this is a harder choice than I thought.

  34. Profile photo of Gmanji
    Gmanji Male 18-29
    64 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Think about it this way. If they were locked in some kind of anti-power room, Batman has all his skills, Superman is a stupid news reporter, and Spiderman is a lanky teen. I`d put money on the fact that Batman would get them out of there. Even if he didn`t have his gadgets, he trained for years in the mountains with a sh*t-ton of ninjas!
  35. Profile photo of thecranberry
    thecranberry Male 18-29
    731 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    yeah batman own-rapes all of them. he`d just drating sneeze on spiderman and he`d die, then he`d use some cryptonite on superman and throw him out a window. game, set, match.
  36. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    dr who owns them all. but out of spiderman superman and batman i vote batman, he doesnt have any superpowers! he dratign trained like half his life hes too cool and superman just sucks he was just given poo loads of powers on a plate, though in a fight superman would probably win
  37. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    Although Dr Who is amazing I don`t think he could defeat them... Wait- I bet he`d have kyrptonite and to be honest the Daleks are more a threat than Batman or Spiderman... Dammit- this is hard...

    But I think Batman would be the victor, plus he has loads of money so he could just pay somebody to find out his secret identity and kill him. Easy as pie. And he could buy a pie too, just for the hell of it. I like pie. Pie rocks!

  38. Profile photo of Cricket11
    Cricket11 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 3:41 pm
    "Mom`s making meatloaf! zjhewm!" haha

    I hope my sound effect was spelled right. I was kind of winging it.

  39. Profile photo of GoWittDaFlo
    GoWittDaFlo Female 18-29
    1 post
    May 22, 2007 at 3:43 pm
    I like all of these way too much for reasons which I`ll never understand.
  40. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    Lol.
    "Spiderman walks into a coffee shop with Batman"

    ...

  41. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    uuhm...I just think this was plain weird and the person had too much time on their hands.
    Not like I don`t, I just do not play with action figures and tape it to pass the time...
  42. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    *chuckles*
  43. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:37 pm
    I`m gumby dammit!
  44. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    "Yet another loser bashing emo kids...sigh..."

    Wow a loser backing up and even bigger loser... you MUST be emo. get a grip man, emo`s are a disease that need flushing out, meh.

  45. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 5:42 pm
    Oh crap I didn`t even comment on the damned vid!! I thought it was cute but kinda boring.
  46. Profile photo of Jaiantopanda
    Jaiantopanda Female 18-29
    76 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    i want a cup of coffee from batman too! anybody wanna go back into time, make me an orphan and get me to live with my uncle and aunt and be bitten by a radioactive spider and the get my uncle killed and become emo spidey somewhere in the future?
  47. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 6:17 pm
    For some very odd reason, it reminded me of those PC vs. Mac commercials. Don`t know why though.
  48. Profile photo of anthropology
    anthropology Female 30-39
    71 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    Yes, I`m a geek for loving that.
  49. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    Superman is lamer than them!
  50. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 8:35 pm
    spiderman is really hott.
  51. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
    1398 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    i say superman is a total arrogant prick, and batman is the best. i`ve always had batman as my favorite superhero... he`s just cool. spiderman used to tie with him, but once that new movie came out... spiderman just looked kind of retarded.
  52. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
    1726 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 9:37 pm
    you remind me of one of my old partners.
    really?
    no

    lol

  53. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 9:53 pm
    Batman owns ALL! All who disagree will perish!!!
  54. Profile photo of ilikepizza
    ilikepizza Male 18-29
    437 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 10:34 pm
    "Us orphans got to stick together...Oh, moms making meatloaf!" LOL
  55. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    May 22, 2007 at 10:54 pm
    ya spiderman was the best till that movie came out. but then batman pulled ahead.
  56. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 12:06 am
    I`m pretty sure this was already here the other day...either that or it was just Marvel and DC without Batman.
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    chromoflage Male 18-29
    38 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Er, did Superman just set Batman and Spiderman on a blind date?
  58. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 10:11 am
    reminds me of the howitshouldhaveended.com superman movie spoof `Im Batman`.
  59. Profile photo of GeN_Ex
    GeN_Ex Male 13-17
    276 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 11:38 am
    Venom would rip them all to shreds.
  60. Profile photo of ktherinweels
    ktherinweels Female 13-17
    10 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    Casanova FTW!
  61. Profile photo of JenD-evil
    JenD-evil Female 18-29
    6 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 5:39 pm
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, interesting, I didn`t find it to be funny. But that`s just me.
  62. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 7:02 pm
    YODA FTW!!!
  63. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 23, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    This vid funny. Batman would easily whoop both their asses if neither had their super powers.

    I also like pie!

  64. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    May 24, 2007 at 2:19 am
    there should be an emo super hero.

    besides spiderman in the 3rd movie

  65. Profile photo of MANAX99
    MANAX99 Male 70 & Over
    132 posts
    May 24, 2007 at 8:30 pm
    Did anyone else noticed the pings in the song falled exactly every second? Heeheeh. I need a life...
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    SarahofBorg
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    528 Posts Tuesday, May 22, 2007 2:36:11 AM
    I vote for superman. He`s not an emo p^ssy like the others.

    LOL u made my day :D

  67. Profile photo of DeviousCat
    DeviousCat Female 18-29
    31 posts
    September 2, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    LOL "Cute."

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