If Women Ruled the World

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

Just a few things that would be different.
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Female 60
repost.
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Male 129
that,s weird and horrible for men :-/
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Female 195
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*
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Female 195
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*
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Female 24
Wish there were more
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Male 44
Funny but it`s only wishful thinking. Sorry ladies. Keep trying.
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Male 148
This reminds me of that stupid thing that women
say: "all men should have to give birth once"

well if we did it would split our dicks into
into something that sounds a Cannibal Corpse
song.

speaking of which, I should send that in as
a song name to them "Shattered Urethra".

Now thats drating brutal.

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Male 118
And on male birth, ive currently got a bit of a problem with old mr pokey and pissing sometimes hurts like crazy, I wouldnt want to pass a baby through there oh dear oh my...
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Male 118
1 A war everymonth is stupid but I bet my testicles the war rate would increase, women are more erratic & as aggressive on average as men and much moreso during hormonal times.
2 The amount of sensory devices (cant remember the proper name but pain receptors doesnt fit as its not neccasarily pain) isnt higher in women, and thier density depends where on the body you look.

And women have higher pain tolerances on average than men evolved into them due to the function they perform (men just hump and go, women force the little drater out)

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Female 290
I like lol well good!
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Male 2,551
"Haha. Male birth would be much more painful I think.."
Actually, no, it would be less painfull.
Women have one hell of a lot more pain receptors then men do (roughly double what a man has) so... we should probably start treating women better. ^^;;
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Male 425
It startles me how many women would prefer men to give birth instead.

Remember, we have a more difficult time finding a suitable mate; moreso noble one. Woman, they just have to give birth and raise thier "Mistake" from college days or worse, high school days; because they were wild party animals becoming hypocrites to thier kids.

If women ruled the world; I guarantee they`d make it law to sue 1-night standers... Oh wait, they do that anyway.

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Female 5
You know, spotted hyena females have been giving birth through a penis-like extention for millions of years. Maybe men can do it after all.....

Sexist, but taken with a grain of salt and a chuckle as it should be. It`s not like women don`t talk about men as well. I do think the gender `lines` that are drawn are becoming fuzzier. =)

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Male 1,882
If women ruled the world, yes, they would have to have dicks.
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Male 1
ive got loads of pictures such as
1 in car show rooms it wouldnt be different types of car it would be differnent colour of car
2 the toilet seat chained down
3 the anykey on the keyboard
4 car parking spaces 3 times bigger than normal
5 secret make up in the mouse of a computer
6 on a speed camera itr would say fix hair and make-up
7 on word on computers the paper clip would say stuff such as thats a nice top
did you watch so and so last night
8 on a self making shelf - instructions = call daddy
9 instead of Black and decker - pink & decker
10 instead of knives on a pen nife make up items
11 pink petrol stations - princess petrol ( or gas if your ayank :P)
12 make up stash on the steering wheel

jay

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Male 425
I feel like injecting napalm into my brain for even thinking about that.

Kill me now.

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Male 425
Actually, RG365 makes a good point.

Remember, women are far more bizzare than men are. I don`t want to recall sources; but consider the advantages that women would see in having "equipment". It`s horriying.

They could fu(k us over literally, as well as enjoy themselves a little more. And so on and so forth.

Excuse my observations ladies, but this seems most plausible. Explicit, but plausible.

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Female 986
lol okay? How would woman change history and biological functions? If the womb was attached to a different hole then it would make more sense. A baby could come out an ass easier than a penis... Plus it would mean babies for those who enjoy the sexy man sex XD
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Male 133
gosh this freaked me out
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Male 46
I think you all missed the obvious comment about the last pic. That`s a woman. If women ruled the world, they would want penises.
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Male 957
some chinese guy (who is very fruity by the way) actually concieved and gave birth to a child, although thru c-section. no, the colon or anus didnt act as a uterus. actually i have no idea how it would work but very fruity gay people have more imagination than the rest of us

overall interesting

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Male 1,059
lol, OMG, wtf, funny, i loled. :-D
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Male 425
To answer about how women would benefit from male pregnancies: they wouldn`t have to do the reproducing, they can continue doing thier usual routine, and human would continue reproducing, except now, asexually.

But would thaqt then mean that women would become pleaure-class, as well as working class?

If it`s only the cost of a painful birthing process in order to have someone to do all the work and maintaince and so forth. I don`t know if women can count this as an advantage. Remeber, we`re menm, and then hermaphrodites; we can find a way to become superior with that.

But for the sake of masculinity; thank God I don`t have to deal with that reality.

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Female 195
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*
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Male 425
The last one is a tad disturbing.

Plus, if men were pregnant, we`d be the laziest animals around. So much, that it`s amazing we`re not at the bottom of the food chain.

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Female 416
high heeled printed on the moon... Hilarious.
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Female 663
Meh.
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Male 743
lol......u think ur birth is bad?just think of what male birth would be like...ouchies
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Female 280
Ha, if only.
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Female 3,696
the moon landing would have had a woman on it. You could tell by the heel print.

personally, I`d totally wear heels on the moon...and they would match my inconvenient space purse.

There WOULD be some good changes with women running everything though...taxes would always be centered towards home...they`d be used for health plans and schools and all those warm fuzzy things.

But it`s stupid to think there`d be wars once a month >>

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Female 175
I don`t get the middle one.
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Male 907
Well.....if they have a penis than aren`t they as much a man as they are a woman? I mean you can`t say that showed `woman` ruling the world because of one surprising fact. Ready?

Woman don`t have penis`s :-O

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Female 363
Where would the baby come out o_O
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Male 1,866
meh
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Male 270
The male pregnancy one disturbs me beyond belief.
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Male 298
seriously, if that last one were true, women would not be needed
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Male 128
The pregnancy would be impossible.
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Male 195
yeah, there would be wars once a month which definately would suck, and the pregnancy thing would take some getting used to, but other than that it might not be thattt bad, actually never mind, it sucks regardless
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Male 204
good thing women dont rule the world
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Male 2,616
women are not powerful enough to change biological processes
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Male 4,393
AtomicMuffin
Male, 13-17, Western US
133 Posts Thursday, May 31, 2007 2:57:32 AM
That would be like giving birth through a straw.

If women ruled the world they couldn`t make us be the ones to get pregnant.

...yea

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Female 582
yes, i`m all for men havin the babies
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Male 19
^^try to read that all in leas than 1 minnet
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Male 19

sammeeyy
I dont get the last one haha.
burntsac
this is like that Cosby Show where the men get pregnant.
wings1313
hahah that was funny.... "you dont want to know... same here" lma
sammee
Ooh, I get it now, thanks haha
HaruHaru Haha. Male birth would be much more painful I think..
@burntsac- I remember that episode xD hilarious stuff.
Not very amusing. I can think of a lot more things that would be different. Like for one; we would substitute Wars with a few days out of every month set aside for a period of ultra-violence.
Or maybe that`s just me.
Yumiii Ahahhaha!
Birthing would be soooooooooore!
AtomicMuffin
That would be like giving birth through a straw.
If women ruled the world they couldn`t make us be the ones to get pregnant.
imcoolyeah
^^"If women ruled the world they couldn`t make us be the ones to ge
speedsta
if pregnancy was hard it would be a mans job
teph2112
is that connecting to pain
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Male 325
lame 3 pictures? wtf
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Female 8
no way would men give birth, the few that dared to get pregnant in the first place would get scared and have an abortion
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Male 2,781
REPOST
OLDER THAN JESUS
PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Female 159
Goodness me.. the only possible place that baby can exit naturally from is the mans penis... I mean... ouch...
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Female 1,784
hhahaahaah so funny hhahahahahahhaa
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yah umm not lol
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Female 158
Heck yes! I especially like the last one :-)
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Male 118
Clearing a couple of points.

The moonlandings did happen.

And women are just as prone to violence/extremes of mood as men outside of period and much moreso during period and menopause so the idea that violence would decrease in a female dominated society is strange and false.

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Male 619
oh man. Having somethign that big come out of my penis.... I think it would burst!
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Female 56
i agree with the last one:)
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Female 1,832
This makes me mad because its STUPID! They post crap like this but they haven`t EVER posted anything I have submitted!! I have even submitted stupider crap than this!! GRR!! WTF come on IAB just gimme at least ONE post JEEZ!!! I still love IAB. cough *kissing ass* cough
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Female 583
"Dood. The man doesn`t have a vagina."

Hence it being a man..

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Female 172
Dood. The man doesn`t have a vagina.
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Male 11,739
Yeah, this is so unique and creative, ha ha. Never seen anything like this before. :rolling eyes:

Lame.

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Male 308
gahaha males giving birth :)
Ouch...I love the high heel print xD
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Female 37
The last one was amusing. It was like, OMGZ, it has a penis, but it`s pregnant. OMGZ!!!!! That made me very uncomfortable.
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Male 1,114
I WOULD EAT MUD! yipee
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Male 962
the 3rd pic was a little bit creepy.
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Female 655
lmfao
men giving birth, there`s a concept ;-)
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Male 1,406
Eh, there could have been much funnier images with this idea.
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Female 1,062
IAB really needs to stop posting this sexist bull sh*t.
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Female 9
That was boring...
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Female 319
hahaha
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Male 988
eww.
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Male 1,478
Meh. It was okay.
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Male 33
The last one means that the ONLY way women would ever get to be the ones in power is if they stopped having babies and men had them. Its the "mommy track" and its why women make less money than men.(well, thats one of the 3 main sociology theories applied to male vs female power. lol)
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Female 83
No, if women ruled the world, it would be men in high heels. So eh.
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Female 72
pretty lame...
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Male 1,385
If Women Ruled the World... they`d only change 3 things?

1 Something of little importance
2 Something that never happened
3 Something physically impossible

What a waste LOL

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Female 1,496
So those photos were made by a man? I found them to be sexist. Like a woman would wear heels in space. drating stupid poo.
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Female 327
^^^^^ Don`t you worry about that we would find a way, believe me if it meant us not giving birth we would move heaven and earth for a solution.
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Male 838
^^^^
And how exaclty would the female egg pass to men? I`m getting nervous.
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Male 4,546
^^
I can`t stop the screaming in my head.
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Male 4,012
Follow the passage of the baby to the outside world...

If you do and you are male you should feel a psychological sharp twinge of pain in your groin as you imagine the baby giving birth in that situation.

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Male 4,546
For everyone who has asked so far:
In the third picture, there is a pregnant man.
There is a penis on it.
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Female 679
I am thick..

Huh? Whats up with the last picture?

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Male 838
What`s with this battle anyway? It`s already lost. There`s too much contact between the 2 parts!
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Male 650
is that.. connecting to..
pain...
but other than the world wars every few weeks, we`ll be fine
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Male 609
if pregnancy was hard it would be a mans job
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Male 1,142
this kind of thing is so old and worn out.
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Male 2,486
Not to be sexist or anything, but I think it would be very scary to have a woman in charge of the world, especially like that one b*tch that got pranked a few links down on the news thing.

I think we would have monthly nuclear holocausts.

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Female 2,027
that was pretty lame, first if all there were only 3 pictures. boring
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Male 182
at first i didnt get the last one...until i looked down south..
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Male 460
wasnt great. only the footprint one was good.
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Male 458
Yeah, how does the man give birth then? Do they just have to crap out the baby?
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Male 902
`Like for one; we would substitute Wars with a few days out of every month set aside for a period of ultra-violence.`

We already do this. We call it `war`. And most people agree, it rocks ass.

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Male 132
The only realistic one was the first one, because Mary Armstrong (or whatever) wouldn`t be wearing a space shoot with high heels on it, and ruling the world wouldn`t make it so that med would give birth. Also, if that did happen, our race would die out within 100 years, cuz NOTHING would be worth that.
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Female 327

DMDekoth........said
Yeah, if men were able to get pregnant, then women would be mad at us for taking that experience away from them
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Shouldn`t be agreeing with you as you can see am a woman, but that is soooooo true.

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Male 132
Uhhh... hmmm...
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Male 888
Yeah, if men were able to get pregnant, then women would be mad at us for taking that experience away from them.
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Male 1,465
A couple of these are ripped off from Worth1000.com.

They don’t like their stuff posted on other sites without permission.

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Male 234
That footprint made me laugh.
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Male 747
^^"If women ruled the world they couldn`t make us be the ones to get pregnant."

or could they?

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Male 699
That would be like giving birth through a straw.

If women ruled the world they couldn`t make us be the ones to get pregnant.

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Female 1,382
Ahahhaha!
Birthing would be soooooooooore!
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Female 101
Not very amusing. I can think of a lot more things that would be different. Like for one; we would substitute Wars with a few days out of every month set aside for a period of ultra-violence.
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Or maybe that`s just me.
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Female 1,065
Haha. Male birth would be much more painful I think..

@burntsac- I remember that episode xD hilarious stuff.

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Male 55
Ooh, I get it now, thanks haha
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Female 314
hahah that was funny.... "you dont want to know... same here" lmao
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Male 72
this is like that Cosby Show where the men get pregnant.
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Male 55
I dont get the last one haha
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Male 10,115
Link: If Women Ruled the World [Rate Link] - Just a few things that would be different.
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