Hot Country Singer Has Message For the Troops

Submitted by: mittymoo 9 years ago Funny

This ought to get the troops home sooner. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
There are 79 comments:
Female 576
i don`t know..
but in my opinion the girl was kind of ugly.

and that was the dumbest thing i`ve ever heard.

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Female 920
1) At first, I thought it was a man.
2) She can`t sing.
3) If I was a "trooper" this would make me want to stay.
4) Why has IAB gotten... sluttish?
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Male 59
I just turned down the volume... made the video at least five times better.
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Male 1
I think she is hot and has a voice, she is also delivering a message the message is more than about sex. If she is not a start now she will be Nashville is waiting. You go GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 37
erm is this for real? cos its really really bad!
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Male 413
hot? by who`s standards? by the way. the war on "terror" is a complete waste of human life. modern day Vietnam.
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Female 1,264
"some people are startin to say the wars a big disaster" really? i had no idea **sarthetic** (apathetic + sarcastic. it`ll catch on)
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Male 577
go shovel some horse crap cuz thats how bad u are at singing..
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Male 577
id say that if ur a country singer then u arent hot. period
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Male 490
I`m not related to any muslim culture/religion in any way, but her comments still offended me. I understand it`s supposed to be a spoof of some sort, but it`s just plain offensive and not funny to me.
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Female 239
Is it just me, or was that bluescreening technique in there really poorly done? Anyways, this would be mediocre to decent as a spoof, and disgraceful to terrible as a joke. Might fair well against the average rap video. Kinda marking on a bell curve though...
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Female 1,025
ugly face. kind of looks like britney spears, yeah?
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Male 213
That was the least tasteful MOST AWESOME VIDEO ever made. AND I`M GAY.

That was so awesome.

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Male 506
YER ALL GAY!
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Male 459
"I can get real freaky naughty"

Guess what movie thats from.

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Female 815
lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)

TOTALLY!!! Are they trying to turn us girls bisexual or something? CUTE GUY LINKS! CUTE GUY LINKS! COME ON, CHANT WITH ME!

Emo Guy links would be good.

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Male 957
thats disgusting.
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Female 340
not cool
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Male 161
Well, I thought it was cute.
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Male 522
hotness! whats her name so i can search her on google image?
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Female 36
Meh.

If I want satire, I`ll stick with Alanis` version of My Humps.

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Female 137
mm im seeing a trend on iab today... )-|
anyway, wasn`t very funny,and Im still bored...
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Male 1,364
woooo!
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Male 580
That was the theme to Jesus take the wheel...just noticed that.
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Male 1,866
being a skank doesn`t cover up her horrible singing voice.
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Male 1
Sweet body- bit of a butterface though.
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Male 994
Oh poo my ears are bleeding.

Country or not that woman can`t sing

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Female 116
Pretty sure it was a joke. Calm down....
And I thought she was hot. But that`s just me.
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Female 1,065
not funny.. not hot..
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Male 4,393
don`t know what to say.. :P
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Female 2,695
wtf@all the sex related stuff on i-am-bored today.
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Female 129
Welcome to the world of satire, kids. Lighten up, seriously.

Still not that great of a song. I`d say the last 40 seconds was my favorite part.

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Female 560
o.0 that was awful
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Male 40
It wasn`t really all that offensive because it was so ridiculous but it wasn`t all that funny or sexy either. Overall, meh.
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Male 2,616
i thought she was hot but her voice was a little ehhh
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Female 129
lol it was kinda funneh but wrong on so manny levels
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Male 15
OMG she wasnt that hot
but i guess the only thing u need in IAB to be counted as hot is a little bigger that average breast
but the song was a little funny
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Female 688
Okay, I`m thinking this must be a joke. I`m praying to God that this IS a joke. I love country music, but whatever this person is singing is not country music. I don`t know whether to be offended that the whole song is about humping, or whether the fact that they used country music as the gateway to get this song out.
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Male 325
she had a nice body but the face wasnt nothing special kinda like the song
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Male 1,182
there are hardly any hot chick links on iab

and 2 links means iab is showing porn now right?

stop bitching

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Female 289
Wondering when Devi is going to pop up with some lame "white trash comment." I feel it coming...
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Female 35
Also, holy crap, that woman looks like some one who went to my sisters church. >.>
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Male 625
so iab is just showing soft porn now... great, how low can you get?
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Male 85
Personally, I wasnt offended, i just think it wasnt any good. And also, I guarantee those guys who have said she is not that good looking, would think differently if she wanted to hump them. HAHAHAHA

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Male 45
"What do you mean no choice?" I mean many reservist that signed up to defend and not go to Iraq are getting killed and it takes very little effort to not be insulting to them. Damn I didn`t call for her head or anything, just a little respect for the troops. Hell I didn`t even defend the war or anything, just the soldiers. Also Baelzar after that post I believe you need to rethink the definition of self-righteous, you seem much closer then I. So yea, every one calm down, I meant no harm only respect towards the troops that is all, no big deal.
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Male 36
this is a great example of why fundamentalists want us all dead. WOW.
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Male 1,882
Wow, that was... different.

"Not touchy my friend, just think the troops diserve better since they`re being shot and killed every day with no real choice about it."

No choice? What do you mean no choice? When you join the Army, YOU CHOOSE to put your life at risk for this country. Many troops VOLUNTEER to go back. Don`t disrespect the troops like that. No one told them or forced them to serve in Iraq, that was their choice.

I understand the desire for our troops to be home and reunited with their families, but assuming they are being "forced" to serve is ridiculous.

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Male 1,399
Good GAWD you people are the most self-righteous retarded offendable full of crap MORONS....

You`re offended? Really. Did she burn your widdle ears? Aww, poor bubbies...put the pacifiers back in your mouths, or maybe a cork.

You think the average soldier would be offended? If you do, you`re wrong (as usual).

Go outside and play with your other offendable buddies, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

Lastly, you people suck.

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Male 339
Boooooo.
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Female 85
ummmm......
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Male 142
its Country with rap..... its CRAP
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Female 76
"yeah the shoot me like a" comment was way distasteful and even I got offended.
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Male 20
ohh come on, i thought it was kinda funny. and she wasnt ugly, dont be so harsh people!
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Female 289
Poor Carrie Underwood has really hit rock bottom...
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Male 45
Not touchy my friend, just think the troops diserve better since they`re being shot and killed every day with no real choice about it. But hey that might just be me.
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Male 170
ok she`s not hot and the song is lame (im mean really)
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Female 496
Uhm, Churc, Kanashii didn`t say that she hated the troops, she just said that she didn`t care about it. Quit being so touchy.

And like wings1313 said, we need more `hot guy` links.

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Male 45
You know Kanashii, it`s not the troops fault we are in Iraq. You shouldn`t hate them. Plus I though Wicca`s were all peaceful, you should look into your "religion" more before claiming to be in it...
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Female 359
...

Okay, several things that pissed me off.

1. Country music with a hip hop beat. (Think Honky-tonk Badonkadonk.)
2. Slutty blond chick basically disgracing herself and the troops. (Even though I care about neither.)
3. The 45 seconds of black silence at the end.
4. The fact that this chick most likely has no idea what the heck she just said. (Some of those things were just pathetic and wrong.)

You know what, go out, gangbang every faction of the government, and die.

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Female 49
terrible.
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Male 959
"shoot me like a sunni, shoot me like a shiite". Top understanding of the intricacies of the Iraq invasion there. Grossly insulting and inappropriate.
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Male 1,231
This has got to be a spoof country song, you know taking the p1ss out of country music? Would be funnier if it was done by Dawn French-that would be hilarious!
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Male 838
That`s hot? You really need the girl from the previous post! THAT`S FREAKIN HOT
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Male 43
WTF
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Female 1,395
that...is quite possibly the lamest thing ive seen on here. Or maybe...ever.
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Male 7
this isnt even psudeo-porn. this is quite blatant. "freaky like in abu gharib." some true talent ther.
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Male 536
she has really good songwriting skills, some of those lyrics were just so amazing </sarcasm>
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Male 36
I.....really don`t know what to say except....Wow...That was kind of stupid...O.o;
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Female 327
wings1313..........said
lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)

TOTALY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!COME ON.

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Male 4,547
I think it was a guy... and not that funny.
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Female 314
lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)
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Male 133
I`d tap it.
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Male 18
Must be a joke.. I really don`t get it, you have R-rated country songs in the US? Besides, listening to the lyrics I don`t think it`s a tribute (`Let`s get freaky like in Abu Grahib` WTF??)
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Male 1,404
"....and now a new ditty by Dirty Syphilis Girl." ;-/
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Female 7
Ummm she need to be hotter and have the ability to sing, hehehe
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Male 19
ew
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Male 810
not so funny
and.. i dunno.. she wasn`t that hot
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Male 383
whoa... so today is pseudo-porn on iab day.
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Male 1
Link: Hot Country Singer Has Message For the Troops [Rate Link] - This ought to get the troops home sooner. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
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