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Date: 05/10/07 02:38 AM

79 Responses to Hot Country Singer Has Message For the Troops

  1. Profile photo of mittymoo
    mittymoo Male 18-29
    1 post
    May 9, 2007 at 9:18 pm
    Link: Hot Country Singer Has Message For the Troops - This ought to get the troops home sooner. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
  2. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:45 am
    whoa... so today is pseudo-porn on iab day.
  3. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:47 am
    not so funny
    and.. i dunno.. she wasn`t that hot
  4. Profile photo of l-_-llo_ol
    l-_-llo_ol Male 18-29
    19 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:03 am
    ew
  5. Profile photo of ladyevilness
    ladyevilness Female 18-29
    7 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:07 am
    Ummm she need to be hotter and have the ability to sing, hehehe
  6. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:22 am
    "....and now a new ditty by Dirty Syphilis Girl." ;-/
  7. Profile photo of Elendil
    Elendil Male 18-29
    18 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:25 am
    Must be a joke.. I really don`t get it, you have R-rated country songs in the US? Besides, listening to the lyrics I don`t think it`s a tribute (`Let`s get freaky like in Abu Grahib` WTF??)
  8. Profile photo of GeneralPhyL
    GeneralPhyL Male 18-29
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    May 10, 2007 at 3:37 am
    I`d tap it.
  9. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:49 am
    lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)
  10. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:04 am
    I think it was a guy... and not that funny.
  11. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:46 am
    wings1313..........said
    lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)

    TOTALY AGREE!!!!!!!!!!COME ON.

  12. Profile photo of duolon
    duolon Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:54 am
    I.....really don`t know what to say except....Wow...That was kind of stupid...O.o;
  13. Profile photo of realblender
    realblender Male 18-29
    536 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:59 am
    she has really good songwriting skills, some of those lyrics were just so amazing </sarcasm>
  14. Profile photo of ugster
    ugster Male 13-17
    7 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:02 am
    this isnt even psudeo-porn. this is quite blatant. "freaky like in abu gharib." some true talent ther.
  15. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:07 am
    that...is quite possibly the lamest thing ive seen on here. Or maybe...ever.
  16. Profile photo of fushintino
    fushintino Male 13-17
    43 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:17 am
    WTF
  17. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:13 am
    That`s hot? You really need the girl from the previous post! THAT`S FREAKIN HOT
  18. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:58 am
    This has got to be a spoof country song, you know taking the p1ss out of country music? Would be funnier if it was done by Dawn French-that would be hilarious!
  19. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 7:18 am
    "shoot me like a sunni, shoot me like a shiite". Top understanding of the intricacies of the Iraq invasion there. Grossly insulting and inappropriate.
  20. Profile photo of kooblepisi
    kooblepisi Female 13-17
    49 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 7:33 am
    terrible.
  21. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:16 am
    ...

    Okay, several things that pissed me off.

    1. Country music with a hip hop beat. (Think Honky-tonk Badonkadonk.)
    2. Slutty blond chick basically disgracing herself and the troops. (Even though I care about neither.)
    3. The 45 seconds of black silence at the end.
    4. The fact that this chick most likely has no idea what the heck she just said. (Some of those things were just pathetic and wrong.)

    You know what, go out, gangbang every faction of the government, and die.

  22. Profile photo of Churc
    Churc Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:32 am
    You know Kanashii, it`s not the troops fault we are in Iraq. You shouldn`t hate them. Plus I though Wicca`s were all peaceful, you should look into your "religion" more before claiming to be in it...
  23. Profile photo of Fayth
    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:01 am
    Uhm, Churc, Kanashii didn`t say that she hated the troops, she just said that she didn`t care about it. Quit being so touchy.

    And like wings1313 said, we need more `hot guy` links.

  24. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
    170 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 10:02 am
    ok she`s not hot and the song is lame (im mean really)
  25. Profile photo of Churc
    Churc Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:27 am
    Not touchy my friend, just think the troops diserve better since they`re being shot and killed every day with no real choice about it. But hey that might just be me.
  26. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:51 am
    Poor Carrie Underwood has really hit rock bottom...
  27. Profile photo of someone333
    someone333 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:16 pm
    ohh come on, i thought it was kinda funny. and she wasnt ugly, dont be so harsh people!
  28. Profile photo of danielle1987
    danielle1987 Female 18-29
    76 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    "yeah the shoot me like a" comment was way distasteful and even I got offended.
  29. Profile photo of toonmi2002
    toonmi2002 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
    its Country with rap..... its CRAP
  30. Profile photo of rraaee
    rraaee Female 18-29
    85 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:08 pm
    ummmm......
  31. Profile photo of faygo
    faygo Male 30-39
    339 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    Boooooo.
  32. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Good GAWD you people are the most self-righteous retarded offendable full of crap MORONS....

    You`re offended? Really. Did she burn your widdle ears? Aww, poor bubbies...put the pacifiers back in your mouths, or maybe a cork.

    You think the average soldier would be offended? If you do, you`re wrong (as usual).

    Go outside and play with your other offendable buddies, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

    Lastly, you people suck.

  33. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:17 pm
    Wow, that was... different.

    "Not touchy my friend, just think the troops diserve better since they`re being shot and killed every day with no real choice about it."

    No choice? What do you mean no choice? When you join the Army, YOU CHOOSE to put your life at risk for this country. Many troops VOLUNTEER to go back. Don`t disrespect the troops like that. No one told them or forced them to serve in Iraq, that was their choice.

    I understand the desire for our troops to be home and reunited with their families, but assuming they are being "forced" to serve is ridiculous.

  34. Profile photo of dak8n
    dak8n Male 18-29
    36 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    this is a great example of why fundamentalists want us all dead. WOW.
  35. Profile photo of Churc
    Churc Male 18-29
    45 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    "What do you mean no choice?" I mean many reservist that signed up to defend and not go to Iraq are getting killed and it takes very little effort to not be insulting to them. Damn I didn`t call for her head or anything, just a little respect for the troops. Hell I didn`t even defend the war or anything, just the soldiers. Also Baelzar after that post I believe you need to rethink the definition of self-righteous, you seem much closer then I. So yea, every one calm down, I meant no harm only respect towards the troops that is all, no big deal.
  36. Profile photo of YourHoNess
    YourHoNess Male 18-29
    85 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    Personally, I wasnt offended, i just think it wasnt any good. And also, I guarantee those guys who have said she is not that good looking, would think differently if she wanted to hump them. HAHAHAHA

  37. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:19 pm
    so iab is just showing soft porn now... great, how low can you get?
  38. Profile photo of innocent1
    innocent1 Female 18-29
    35 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    Also, holy crap, that woman looks like some one who went to my sisters church. >.>
  39. Profile photo of SubElixer
    SubElixer Female 18-29
    289 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    Wondering when Devi is going to pop up with some lame "white trash comment." I feel it coming...
  40. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 2:43 pm
    there are hardly any hot chick links on iab

    and 2 links means iab is showing porn now right?

    stop bitching

  41. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:09 pm
    she had a nice body but the face wasnt nothing special kinda like the song
  42. Profile photo of maggierose78
    maggierose78 Female 18-29
    688 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    Okay, I`m thinking this must be a joke. I`m praying to God that this IS a joke. I love country music, but whatever this person is singing is not country music. I don`t know whether to be offended that the whole song is about humping, or whether the fact that they used country music as the gateway to get this song out.
  43. Profile photo of samfisher
    samfisher Male 13-17
    15 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:13 pm
    OMG she wasnt that hot
    but i guess the only thing u need in IAB to be counted as hot is a little bigger that average breast
    but the song was a little funny
  44. Profile photo of mzpoopy
    mzpoopy Female 13-17
    129 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    lol it was kinda funneh but wrong on so manny levels
  45. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
    2616 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:27 pm
    i thought she was hot but her voice was a little ehhh
  46. Profile photo of Titantodd
    Titantodd Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    It wasn`t really all that offensive because it was so ridiculous but it wasn`t all that funny or sexy either. Overall, meh.
  47. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:42 pm
    o.0 that was awful
  48. Profile photo of Aelia
    Aelia Female 18-29
    129 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    Welcome to the world of satire, kids. Lighten up, seriously.

    Still not that great of a song. I`d say the last 40 seconds was my favorite part.

  49. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:13 pm
    [email protected] the sex related stuff on i-am-bored today.
  50. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    don`t know what to say.. :P
  51. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 5:36 pm
    not funny.. not hot..
  52. Profile photo of IckBee
    IckBee Female 18-29
    116 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    Pretty sure it was a joke. Calm down....
    And I thought she was hot. But that`s just me.
  53. Profile photo of sulu
    sulu Male 18-29
    994 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    Oh poo my ears are bleeding.

    Country or not that woman can`t sing

  54. Profile photo of sociald5
    sociald5 Male 30-39
    1 post
    May 10, 2007 at 6:46 pm
    Sweet body- bit of a butterface though.
  55. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 7:34 pm
    being a skank doesn`t cover up her horrible singing voice.
  56. Profile photo of bochamockado
    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:19 pm
    That was the theme to Jesus take the wheel...just noticed that.
  57. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 9:41 pm
    woooo!
  58. Profile photo of Ninfi
    Ninfi Female 13-17
    137 posts
    May 10, 2007 at 11:28 pm
    mm im seeing a trend on iab today... )-|
    anyway, wasn`t very funny,and Im still bored...
  59. Profile photo of Kateness777
    Kateness777 Female 18-29
    36 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 1:29 am
    Meh.

    If I want satire, I`ll stick with Alanis` version of My Humps.

  60. Profile photo of bomb_tom
    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:08 am
    hotness! whats her name so i can search her on google image?
  61. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 5:35 am
    Well, I thought it was cute.
  62. Profile photo of kaybublz
    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 6:55 am
    not cool
  63. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:02 am
    thats disgusting.
  64. Profile photo of LochNess-Abz
    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 11:26 am
    lol she wasn’t that hot.....and honestly....when i first read it I was hoping that the "hot country singer" would be a guy... so i was disappointed from the beginning. FYI IAB admin…. Put some hot guy links …. We get so many hot chick links…and frankly I wanna see a hot guy damnit>>>> :O)

    TOTALLY!!! Are they trying to turn us girls bisexual or something? CUTE GUY LINKS! CUTE GUY LINKS! COME ON, CHANT WITH ME!

    Emo Guy links would be good.

  65. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 3:47 pm
    "I can get real freaky naughty"

    Guess what movie thats from.

  66. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 6:20 pm
    YER ALL GAY!
  67. Profile photo of NeverAiling
    NeverAiling Male 18-29
    213 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 7:41 pm
    That was the least tasteful MOST AWESOME VIDEO ever made. AND I`M GAY.

    That was so awesome.

  68. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    May 11, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    ugly face. kind of looks like britney spears, yeah?
  69. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:24 am
    Is it just me, or was that bluescreening technique in there really poorly done? Anyways, this would be mediocre to decent as a spoof, and disgraceful to terrible as a joke. Might fair well against the average rap video. Kinda marking on a bell curve though...
  70. Profile photo of TeHrussian
    TeHrussian Male 18-29
    490 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:45 am
    I`m not related to any muslim culture/religion in any way, but her comments still offended me. I understand it`s supposed to be a spoof of some sort, but it`s just plain offensive and not funny to me.
  71. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:49 am
    id say that if ur a country singer then u arent hot. period
  72. Profile photo of stumped4ever
    stumped4ever Male 13-17
    577 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 12:53 am
    go shovel some horse crap cuz thats how bad u are at singing..
  73. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:37 am
    "some people are startin to say the wars a big disaster" really? i had no idea **sarthetic** (apathetic + sarcastic. it`ll catch on)
  74. Profile photo of luke182
    luke182 Male 18-29
    415 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 1:40 am
    hot? by who`s standards? by the way. the war on "terror" is a complete waste of human life. modern day Vietnam.
  75. Profile photo of pinkmonkey77
    pinkmonkey77 Female 18-29
    37 posts
    May 12, 2007 at 7:44 pm
    erm is this for real? cos its really really bad!
  76. Profile photo of capone1
    capone1 Male 40-49
    1 post
    May 15, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    I think she is hot and has a voice, she is also delivering a message the message is more than about sex. If she is not a start now she will be Nashville is waiting. You go GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
  77. Profile photo of Shadowspell
    Shadowspell Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 3:37 pm
    I just turned down the volume... made the video at least five times better.
  78. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    May 15, 2007 at 8:31 pm
    1) At first, I thought it was a man.
    2) She can`t sing.
    3) If I was a "trooper" this would make me want to stay.
    4) Why has IAB gotten... sluttish?
  79. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 19, 2007 at 5:17 pm
    i don`t know..
    but in my opinion the girl was kind of ugly.

    and that was the dumbest thing i`ve ever heard.

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