Google is a Misogynist

Submitted by: stumblerina 10 years ago in Funny

It seems that Google doesn"t respect women.
There are 167 comments:
Female 74
That`s still kinda funny
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Female 175
That`s just disgusting.
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Male 123
Thats fake i searched it!!!
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Male 20
sexcist freaks.
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Male 460
Its changed now. now it doesnt say anything when she invented is typed in.
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Male 25
HAHAHA sexist google...(BULLpoo) i tried it and it didnt work!! Some idiot(boy or girl dont know) probably wrote "eh invented" it should the mistake then befor makin the screen shot erased "eh invented" and wrote "she invented"
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Female 266
Wow . . . did I just like . . . take a trip back to third grade or something?
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Male 1,114
hey, lol, everyone, it`s been changed now, lol, click HylianNinja`s link, it`s changed....
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Male 194
SUE GOOGLE!!!
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Male 103
To respond to my previous comment, *sexist, not racist*
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Male 45
Gummywurms;It begins.First,don`t get me started on my beleifs.Second,you wouldn`t give birth if not for the mans sperm.Third,google is my new hero.
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Female 58
thats messed up
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Male 103
I`m getting facking pissed off at all the d!ckmunches saying "wow, it`s real" and, "that`s sexist," or "google`s sexist!" GOOGLE ISN`T FLACKING RACIST YOU ASSFIENDS! It`s a built-in feature that automatically suggests the similar topic or search that turns up more results! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOOGLE! There. Now I`m less annoyed at those dumb f*ckballs.
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Male 444
this explains it no thank yous are neccisary :-)
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Female 576
grrrr...

mwuahaha.
google tis a liar.

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Male 89
XD
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Female 496
ok now that`s a little sexist
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Male 11
If it`s doing this because people type "he invented" more often, then soon it won`t do this anymore, because everyone keeps typing in "she invented". Soon, that`ll be the more popular search.
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Male 2
lol funny! meow!8-)
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Female 920
Wow Goog...
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Male 81
Ha, funny, not like anyone is ever going to read this comment...
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Male 1,406
Not google`s fault that more men invented things than women did.
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Male 838
Agostinho: We got the point! By the way in Portugal Agostinho is a Man`s name not Woman. So are you some kind of Transsexual being?
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Female 5
"she" contains "he"
yes, and then "he" comes out and forgets about it! :)
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Male 208
wooooo go google oh yeah go google jks, jks
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Female 5
Okay....try this...type He Cooked...

I did... it`s even funnier! :)

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Female 5
"she" contains "he"
yes, and then "he" comes out and forgets about it! :)
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Male 189
^ I forgot the word "hand" left or right hand.
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Male 189
"To all that keep saying "wow, 1000 women to one guy! omgzors, I wish!" I seriously doubt that`d happen. If we needed to reproduce so darn badly, sparm banks ahoy! At least you`d be more sure that you`d get pregnant than just randomly skrewing some guy.
As for the sex part..."Hold on there, Mister Masculine, a zucchini could easily replace you!"

Yeah right. The feminist "oh, a man is only better than a vibrator cause he can pay for dinner" is just a sad way of pretend women don`t need man. You need us as much as we need you, and for the breeding part, you`ll also always need man. Or do you think every man would say "oh no, there are very few man, I better store my sperm so that I don`t need to have sexual intercourse in the future"?
And a zucchini is as good for women as our right (or left as a mather of fact) is for men, it`s fun, but its never gonna be the same. And a zucchini can`t do oral.

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Female 673
Reminds me of the Sneeze`s blog entry about searching for the world`s fattest twins.

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/000...

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Female 314
someone should write google a nasty letter... lolol
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Male 133
lol, google always does things like this. EVIL
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Female 493
tsk tsk. Google can bite its own shiny white ass.
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Female 1,382
*raises hand*
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Male 2,616
Additionally, the simple fact that women have to struggle to prove their equality shows that they are inherently inferior to men. I mean, if there were no doubt that we were all equal, women wouldn`t have to try so hard to prove themselves in the first place... it would already be obvious.

Just kidding, don`t bite my head off.

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Male 2,616
"By the time this sex war ends men will be in inferior number then women. It`s sad to know that there will be 1 per 1000 women in 1000 years from now!...WHY GOD..WHY?!"

If it were true, it`d be awesome for the men of the future. Too bad it makes no sense... the birthrate can go up and down, but the ratio of male to female births isn`t going to change...

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Female 2
Hey- it also works with "she discovered", "she imagined" but MY FAVORITE is "she paid" hehe!
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Male 425
*raises hand*
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Male 366
Wow... I`m surprised to find this is real. These are easy to fake (see french military victories etc.)
It`s just an algorithm though, it only suggests people search way more for `he invented` than `she invented`. You would think they would fix it for the sake of being PC.
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Female 170
hmm... I tried "she cooked" and that didn`t happen... )-|
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Male 15
haha reminds me of that french military victory thing

link

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Male 425
I tried it out myself.

It`s genuine; and pretty darn funny.

If anyone gets offended by this; grow the frell up.

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Female 190
lol :D
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Female 239
There are more results for "he" than "she", so Google gives you a chance to "fix your mistake." And I say this ignoring the fact that even if you type something perfectly, it still tends to give you something else. Might seem a little mean, but that`s the way it was programmed. If Google was a person in the large corporation called Internet, it would be that jackass that always says, "Excuse me if I`m butting in, but don`t you mean_____?"

Pretty useful for finding stuff though.

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Female 1,596
Not cool...
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Male 593
"By the time this sex war ends men will be in inferior number then women. It`s sad to know that there will be 1 per 1000 women in 1000 years from now!...WHY GOD..WHY?!"

I don`t know why, but wouldn`t you like to have 1000 women at once?

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Male 701
this was found by someone long ago
now everyon is claiming they did it
douches
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Female 655
wow google is sexist
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Male 938
IT FREAKING WORKS, TRY THAT!
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Female 53
Like Ballthazaq says, it`s just the way the computers sort out the info.

Plus, I don`t see what the problem is. Most inventors *are* male anyway. ;-/

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Male 1,142
ive been wanting to say this for a wile so win i saw someone say "women gave birth to the men" i stopped reading comments. so what every single female human can give birth. the same is true for more animals then i care to count. every male can impregnate a female. its a biological function. get over it. its like screaming that the reason you won a ping pong game is because you have a elbow. im not sexist, well thats not true im sexist against men if anything. im just tired of that that week argument.

if that is your best argument then my counter point would be that males tend to have more upper body strength and are typically larger then females so they are biologically the dominant sex. thats not my opinion but for that argument its the logical response.

i hope some day humans can move beyond out animal behavior and truly be something more then animals like so many of us already think we are. if not i hope we dont take the hole planet with us win we go.

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Male 1,289
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!
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Female 1,065
nice.
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Male 2,506
LMAO ITS REALY THERE, not like the other one, LOL
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Female 2,552
Aha wow. And the first site that comes up is: "Digg - Google `She invented` Result Did you mean `He invented`"
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Female 1,397
OH No he didnt!
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Female 133
so many of you are stupid and make me wish i had the ability to reach through the screen and strangle your neck. twistednashi u take the cake for ur little i think comment.
and btw, who do u think supervises these inventors hmm? )-|

men break things.

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Female 1,004
To all that keep saying "wow, 1000 women to one guy! omgzors, I wish!" I seriously doubt that`d happen. If we needed to reproduce so darn badly, sparm banks ahoy! At least you`d be more sure that you`d get pregnant than just randomly skrewing some guy.
As for the sex part..."Hold on there, Mister Masculine, a zucchini could easily replace you!"

also...As for sexism, I`m starting to believe it`s the other way around in the world today, along with racism. "Well..you put me down before and our kind will never forgive you for that you stupid, penis-weilding crackers!"

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Male 6
I kinda like this one, sorry ladies - hope it wasn`t posted already
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Female 690
*Raises hand*
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Male 8
Okay....try this...type He Cooked...
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Female 17
Regardless on whether or not google is misogynist, sexist, or whatever you choose to label it as... I still find this rather amusing. Mainly because I see this all the time when I use google and never imagined it would end up on IAB. heh. :-D
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Male 70
Although this may sound sexist, you have to admit its kind of true. Try to name three things women have invented without looking it up.
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Male 907
It does the same thing for "she discovered"
^_^
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Female 1,470
Damn google I WAS UR FRIEND!
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Male 189
to the guy that said that in a few years there will be 1000 women per 1 man and asked "WHY???"

Answer: So that we can all have GIANT harems and do not need to search for sex desperatly. It`s gonna be AWSOME!!!1!

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Female 69
*raises hand
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Female 74
That`s why I yahoo stuff instead...
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Male 716
"It`s sad to know that there will be 1 per 1000 women in 1000 years from now!...WHY GOD..WHY?!"

I don`t know, man. That`s alotta pussy.

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Male 693
Wow!! lol.
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Male 1,385
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Female 2,695
hahahahahahaha :D
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Female 37
Why would it say he in the first place? SHE is a word...
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Female 214

Wow...just, wow.

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Male 32
wow googles awesome
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Male 108
i tried that and it works
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Male 273
And I doubt she even used Photoshop! She just saved a screenshot, opened it in paint, and circled the "he" and drew the marks. GEEZ KOUGAJI!
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Male 273
GAH!! YOU AGAIN KOUGAJI?! Kougaji, you are the most retarded idiot I know. LOOK IT UP!! GO TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IN "SHE INVENTED" AND IT WILL SUGGEST "HE". And also since I`m the Photoshop-Puncher, *punches Kougaji`s face in*
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Male 604
Photoshopped. Most of the pixels are computer generated. Those pixels are fake as a result from bad usage of photoshop software.
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Male 273
*punches derangedingo* Well...he didnt really say photoshopped...but he still said it was edited and wasnt real....o well...*continues punching Derangedingo*
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Female 344
not cool lol
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Male 1,420
"Argh Beast: That one man has 1000 women to himself. Lucky guy XDD Unless he is gay... poor guy."
but really, if there was such a shortage of men in the world, do you think guys would just be laid back and have casual sex on the weekends?
no. with such a shortage, in order to preserve the human race, men would be used completely to create sperm to continue the population. its wouldnt be nearly as "wonderful" as you would hope.
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Male 1,420
"JAXLEY: Hey you idiot try Marrie Currie and her daughter. Both where great Scientists and one of them holds the record for 2 Nobel Prizes for the same person. I spit on people like you "Macho Man Randy Savage wannabe impersonator""
oh, cause Marrie Currie invented the radioactive elements? hey you idiot he said invented, not discovered.

"Jax, thats not the point. The point is `she` is a word. It doesn`t deserve having "Did you mean: HE" when you search it."
thats not all there is to it. if thousands more people search for "he invented", its not wrong to consider the possibility of a typo. google doesnt have a brain, how is it supposed to consider why more people search for one thing than another?

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Male 2,513
HAHAHA... I love how it is easily replicate able. But seriously, always hated when you type a search in google perfect and it still corrects you like it`s talking smack or something.

GOOGLE: "Are you sure you meant what you typed?
Are you sure you didn`t mean something else, dumbass!?!"

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Male 4,393
i did *raises hand*
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Male 579
Google’s spell-checker at its core works on phrases which are popular on the web, as opposed to manual edits
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Female 156
"JAXLEY: Even if you say all that stuff about the millions of female inventers, you can not deny that they have invented some wonderful meals and stuff! Not that it really matters lol Stuff is there. People made it. People are happy. Unless someone invents a super virus... then we won`t be so happy..."

Why does it have ultamitely have to be `meals` that women made up? Women have made up more than just food...XD I think XD

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Female 129
lol i can see a law suit
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Male 302
Ouch. That`s not going to settle well.
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Male 301
lol
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Female 986
JAXLEY: Even if you say all that stuff about the millions of female inventers, you can not deny that they have invented some wonderful meals and stuff! Not that it really matters lol Stuff is there. People made it. People are happy. Unless someone invents a super virus... then we won`t be so happy...
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Male 301
i knew this war would happen

*raises hand*

ok heres another one...... type male inventors in google and see wat comes up lol

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Female 986
Argh Beast: That one man has 1000 women to himself. Lucky guy XDD Unless he is gay... poor guy.

*raises hand* I checked lol

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Female 50
it actually works!!! its so stupid!
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Male 4,546
Oh God.

It`s not saying it`s a spelling mistake. It`s just a computer algorithm looking at the pages and going "he invented" is millions of times more popular as a search for "she invented", has millions more results.

There was one example a couple of years ago where a real word was replaced with "did you mean" of it`s misspelling because the misspelling was far far far more popular.

If you want to complain because women have a fair shot, fine, that`s probably been true the last few thousand years, but if you`re trying to say Google`s *COMPUTER* is a sexist all you`re doing is turning yourself into a joke and dragging all of feminism with you.

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Male 625
*she built* :P
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Female 1,395
Hahaha. B*stards.
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Male 325
whats wrong with it?
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Male 12,365
The Nobel for the discovery of Radium and Polonium was awarded jointly to Marie and Pierre Curie, as they worked together. That`s why Marie Curie, a chemist, ended up with a Nobel for Physics despite not doing any physics research. She worked from the chemistry angle, Pierre worked from the physics angle and they combined their work. It went under physics because the Nobel for physics that year was also awarded to Bequerel(sp?) for discovering the radiation the Curies then studied.

The tag for this is silly. Idiots throw the word `misogyny` around with no idea of what it means and this is just an example of a flawed algorithm. It`s no more misogynist than it is misandrist that the same algorithm suggests `he` when refering to murderers.

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Male 946
`By the time this sex war ends men will be in inferior number then women. It`s sad to know that there will be 1 per 1000 women in 1000 years from now!...WHY GOD..WHY?!`
blame it on those gay guys in the `conversion parties`

and i tried googling it -raises hand-

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Male 46
ha! thats awesome
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Male 112
By the way Marie Curie did not invent radium or polonium. As they were already there. Sure she discovered them but she didn`t invent them.
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Female 1,832
Actually, your right modernbenoni. It just gets on my nerves and I take the bait BUT I am very used to speaking my mind so its my own fault.
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Male 109
Someone could press the `S` when typing it, it could happen, they just think you were trying to type in `He invented`. Its just the thingy because if you type in different thngs it usually says `Did you mean...` because they think you mean something else.:-D
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Male 1,114
Tee hee, you all get so annoyed when somebody says women are stupid and stuff... Who cares what they think? they`re some person on the internet who you`ll never meet... *sighs*
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Male 96
so fùcking stupid. there are 8 millions more pages for "he invented" than "she invented".

retarded submission, not worth first page ffs

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Male 838
JAXLEY: LOOOL! Have you read what i wrote? 2 Nobel prizes? In your point of view scientists who die during they`re discoveries are not to be considered?
You`re stupider than i thought!
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Female 1,832
WOOT LochNess!!
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Female 1,832
AND TO djjeffmaddox (the biggest moron) GO HERE if you think women can`t invent you piece of slug s**t.
http://inventors.about.com/od/womeninven...
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Female 815
: | I think whoever submits the sexist links just fu**ing enjoys watching people fight. Djjeffmaddox, I hope you burn in hell.
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Female 1,832
JAXLEY, I still love your avie BUT why oh why do you have to be so ignorant??????? She STILL invented it!
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Male 838
^^^
They do happen! I`m not shure how :-/
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Male 988
BTW Argh_Beast or whatever, Marie Curie died of radiation poisoning for not taking the right precautions, so doesnt count as an inventor because she didn;t understand what she created. So there.
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Male 1,383
lol, nice one. But when you search "she raped" it doesn`t give any different suggestions, even though not many women rape people compared to men.
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Female 403
haha, stupid google.
*raises hand*

other words it does that with:
she sculpted
she created
she soldier
she president
she fight

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Female 351
innocent1,
i`m raising my hand
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Female 1,832
djeffmaddox : your a moron.
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Female 679
... cool ^_^
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Male 838
^^^^
They just keep comingo don`t they?
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Male 191
but women aren`t smart enough to invent stuff, I don`t see the problem.
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Female 579
Jax, thats not the point. The point is `she` is a word. It doesn`t deserve having "Did you mean: HE" when you search it.
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Male 8
This is why Google have so much more money than everyone else: They have no women working for them :D
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Male 838
MGUESTY : Btw I`m sad because i will not be able to be here at that time. I wouldn`t mind be overrunned by women. "Au contraire mon ami!" 8-)
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Male 135
this is not meant to be sexist because im all for equal rights, but in total GummyWurmz men have done a lot more than women over the years. Which is a fact. Although it`s probably because society didnt allow women do do more
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Male 838
JAXLEY: Hey you idiot try Marrie Currie and her daughter. Both where great Scientists and one of them holds the record for 2 Nobel Prizes for the same person. I spit on people like you "Macho Man Randy Savage wannabe impersonator"
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Female 1,412
Oh yeah, btw, a FEMALE invented the bullet proof vest, and the two highest IQ`s recored were both WOMEN. Just saying..
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Male 135
thats just because more people search for "he invented" than "she invented" or more web pages have it. Googles not misogynistic, the whole world is
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Female 1,412
shame on google...woman have babies, women gave birth to the god darn owners of google! pfft..
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Male 988
ok then, someone name a famous female inventor! Go on i dare you! See you can`t can you, because the stereotype is that when someone says inventor you think Einstein, Edison, Da Vinci, etc. all males.
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Male 139
Baalthazaq - Exactly. Google`s spell check works with popular phrases on websites. It`s not manually edited to say "he" instead of "she"
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Female 1,832
Oh and that was a dumb and very boring link *sticks tongue out* :-P
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Female 1,832
You know what? Sexist, racist, steriotypers ( i know it`s spelledwrong, so shoot me) it doesn`t even matter. Someone SOMEWHERE in this world will always find something to be negative about. Just ask Devi3000 (or 2000 or whatever that dumb number is....ergh)
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Female 99
lol thats funny! It`s true, I tried it..
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Female 175
a bit lame
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Male 276
omg o-0 lol
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Male 4,546
By the way google does this just because it`s algorithm looks at the number of searches for something and clicks for something.

There`s also the matter that "she" contains "he" which may skew it`s results.

I just think it`s important you don`t think Google built it this way on purpose.

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Male 74
Look at the bright side Argh Beast, If what you say is correct,our male descendants will be up to their ****`s in pussy!
Oh! and yes I checked Google *raises hand* :-)
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Male 219
lol owned
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Female 77
Type in She Educated.

Google is so sexist *shakes fist*

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Male 650
google`s sexist because society is sexist.
A steorotypical murderer=male
A steorotypical inventor=male(anyway a lot of things were invented by men because they could)
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Male 291
ha
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Male 838
By the time this sex war ends men will be in inferior number then women. It`s sad to know that there will be 1 per 1000 women in 1000 years from now!...WHY GOD..WHY?!
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Male 1,704
haha love the caption too!
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Male 230
googles sexist?, what about shellas wheels and diamond car insurance. The would be an uproar if there was car insurance just for men.
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Male 609
it works.. tis funny
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Male 4,546
I like how the first 6 results for it are google links to this.
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Male 1,217
^lol cuz if u web search i and go to the first page look at it. the adrress link is albinoblacksheep, its a joke.
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Male 488
"im feeling lucky" `french military victories`

i thought that would take you to the first page in the results. but it shows a different response. why?

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Male 567
*raises hand*
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Female 13
the finder of this thing can be found here http://saddler.wordpress.com/2007/05/11/google-este-misogin/
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Male 902
That one wouldn`t piss anyone off. Us penis-havers wouldn`t want it any other way.
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Female 606
Oh yeah? Well, look at this!

I know that was immature.

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Male 460
how would someone find this?
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Male 460
Inoncent1 I did!!! and it worked.
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Female 35
Okay, by a show of hands (Well, you know what I mean.) How many people, after seeing this, went to google and typed it in to see if it worked?

::raises hand::

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Female 344
Interesting~
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Male 810
HAHAHA woww....
love it love it love it
this is awesome; but look at it realistically, men have invented most things that people might google about.
REGARDLESS, however, "she" is a word and doesn`t deserve a "Did you mean?"
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Male 1,265
Who. Gives. A. Drdratat?
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Male 991
Wow.
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Male 902
[url=http://www.google.com/search?q=she+invented&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a]It`s real, dingo.[/url]
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Male 810
one word: javascript
there`s a few lines of it (that i have right now, I`ve changed Hillary Clinton`s myspace name to "I love Commies" and taken a picture) that lets you temporarily edit text and objects on a website, but the changes go away after you close your browser/go to another page
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Male 193
Nice find.
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Male 19
Funny enough, and still doing it. Wonder how long it will last.
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Male 902
Google sucks, but it just won the game.
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Male 143
hahahaha. niiiice.
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Female 13
Link: Google is a Misogynist [Rate Link] - It seems that Google doesn`t respect women.
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