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Date: 05/31/07 02:08 AM

50 Responses to George Costanza`s Answering Machine

  1. Profile photo of Dorito123
    Dorito123 Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:38 am
    Link: George Costanza`s Answering Machine - Best answering machine message ever.
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    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:10 am
    I put that on my parents machine when I was little. It`s still there.
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    quixoto Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:21 am
    My favorite part is George sort of "shruging" in time with the song at the "where could I be" part.

    Priceless.

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    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:28 am
    This is old. Saw how MASSIVE that black phone was? =s I`d taken that phone, ran to his house and knocked him silly for that answering machine greeting.
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    mrmedia Male 18-29
    133 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:38 am
    yes really old but really funny.
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:40 am
    I want a message like that a showtunes number with trumpets...
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:49 am
    I sang that same thing for my answering machine a few years back (with my name of course). I changed it once I went into the military.
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    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:00 am
    i love showtune messages..... i get a kick out of it when i call someone and they have a message like that ... ijust keep on calling and calling and calling.... lmao.....
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Yes it is old but that doesnt mean it isnt funny.
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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Didnt find it funny...
  11. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:39 am
    Fricken classic. Seinfeld will forever be hilarious. Jason Alexander should quit Broadway shows and go back to comedy, he`s soooo gooooddd.
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:35 am
    George Castanza, the backbone of Seinfeld.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:37 am
    ^^^
    yep! Brilliant and hilarious! I miss this show.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:24 am
    I never liked Seinfeld. I dunno why, just never appealed to me.
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:29 am
    "George Castanza, the backbone of Seinfeld." More like the idiot of Seinfeld. The guy was a looser in every way. And he did a MCdonald`s Commercial. The guy is a freak!
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    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:53 am
    Dont know about the show, but the message was funny.
  17. Profile photo of fluffor
    fluffor Female 18-29
    72 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:28 am
    Just stupid.
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:32 am
    Never liked the show, but this was kinda funny...
    "Believe or not, George isn`t at home, leave a message after peep..."
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    YevraHNairB Male 18-29
    579 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:54 am
    This episode was just on TBS yesterday, if anyone wants to know whats going on in the show I would be more that happy to explain....I usually explain the entire episode to my gf in the first minute of seeing the episode.
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    Xxayna Female 30-39
    316 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:10 am
    This episode was just on last night. It makes me laugh every time not just because of the obvious, but also because the tune he`s singing is the theme from the Greatest American Hero tv show, which was off the air for at least 7 years before Seinfeld came out. Such a dated reference!
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    nanderson06 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:54 am
    I`ve got a friend who put that on his machine. Too bad nobody calls him.
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:03 pm
    cute..
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    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:13 pm
    AHHA good old Seinfeld !:)
    Love that show...good laughs, never gets old!
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    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:59 pm
    That was funnnny!!
  25. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:13 pm
    :] I love Seinfeld.
  26. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:19 pm
    Soo Great
  27. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:20 pm
    PRETTY BADASS!!! I GOT THE ONE THAT HOUSE MD HAD ON HIS ANSWERING MACHINE THE ``WHO`S YOUR DADDY`` EPISODE.
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    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    Seinfeld is one of the best shows of all time
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    metter Male 13-17
    1016 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:34 pm
    I lo0ve that song.....LOOOOOVE IT1
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    jacobdylan11 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:22 pm
    ahahaha i watched it 3 times and i still crack up every time
  31. Profile photo of fudgy1
    fudgy1 Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:25 pm
    i was just thinking of this the other day
  32. Profile photo of JihadAllah
    JihadAllah Male 13-17
    372 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:40 pm
    The phone will not record music. Go ahead and try using music in your answering machine. It won`t work.
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    mikeyisred Female 13-17
    161 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    this is my answering machine.

    you have no idea how much it pisses off my friends and family. :]

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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:58 pm
    I love Seinfeld BUT hate Costanza ... ewwwww. He is an idiot.
  35. Profile photo of EdwinMango
    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:59 pm
    I have that as my answering machine as well. Gotta love Seinfeld.
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    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:02 pm
    i love that greeting...lol
  37. Profile photo of evilempress1
    evilempress1 Female 13-17
    416 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:58 pm
    Hilarious!
  38. Profile photo of GuesssWho
    GuesssWho Female 13-17
    57 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    George is an expert at being annoying . . .
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:41 pm
    In case that`s too annoying, you can instead have Spock, from Star Trek answer your phone.
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    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    What song is that that he is singing to? Like the music and stuff in the background.
  41. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:56 pm
    I love that.

    And while you`re at it, can you also p[ost Elaine`s explanation of "Good Naked" and "Bad Naked"? Or Elaine`s "little kicks" dance?

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    omgwtflol Male 18-29
    96 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 12:31 am
    Seinfeld was so insanely funny. To this day, I still sing George`s answering machine song in my bath, for no reason.

    Seinfeld = TEH FUNNAY

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    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 1:34 am
    i never really thought that show was ever funny... this clip doesnt really change anything.
  44. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 11:13 am
    I love musical answering machine messages XD
  45. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 2:24 am
    You have no right to bear the name wabbit if you lack sarcasm you a$$.
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    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 5:48 am
    believe it or not, i dont get seinfeld.
  47. Profile photo of Thegodofhats
    Thegodofhats Female 13-17
    60 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 12:44 pm
    My friend had that on her phone message machine thing, but her dad deleted it. Her and her brother recorded it, they played it on the keyboard and sang and everything. ):
  48. Profile photo of HubmaN
    HubmaN Male 30-39
    60 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm
    DAMN! THAT WAS FUNNY! I just put that on my backlog of things to do... I might as well rip off something that I`ve already got.
  49. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    June 4, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    LOL i remember i set my Grandmother`s anwsering machine to sexy back.
    God im a bad kid :P
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    Braber01 Male 18-29
    153 posts
    June 10, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    What is the name of that song

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