George Costanza`s Answering Machine

Submitted by: Dorito123 9 years ago in Funny

Best answering machine message ever.
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Male 153
What is the name of that song
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Female 1,470
LOL i remember i set my Grandmother`s anwsering machine to sexy back.
God im a bad kid :P
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Male 60
DAMN! THAT WAS FUNNY! I just put that on my backlog of things to do... I might as well rip off something that I`ve already got.
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Female 60
My friend had that on her phone message machine thing, but her dad deleted it. Her and her brother recorded it, they played it on the keyboard and sang and everything. ):
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Female 850
believe it or not, i dont get seinfeld.
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Male 425
You have no right to bear the name wabbit if you lack sarcasm you a$$.
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Female 986
I love musical answering machine messages XD
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Male 366
i never really thought that show was ever funny... this clip doesnt really change anything.
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Male 96
Seinfeld was so insanely funny. To this day, I still sing George`s answering machine song in my bath, for no reason.

Seinfeld = TEH FUNNAY

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Male 425
I love that.

And while you`re at it, can you also p[ost Elaine`s explanation of "Good Naked" and "Bad Naked"? Or Elaine`s "little kicks" dance?

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Male 341
What song is that that he is singing to? Like the music and stuff in the background.
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Male 4,246
In case that`s too annoying, you can instead have Spock, from Star Trek answer your phone.
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Female 57
George is an expert at being annoying . . .
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Female 416
Hilarious!
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Male 743
i love that greeting...lol
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Female 221
I have that as my answering machine as well. Gotta love Seinfeld.
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Female 1,832
I love Seinfeld BUT hate Costanza ... ewwwww. He is an idiot.
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Female 161
this is my answering machine.

you have no idea how much it pisses off my friends and family. :]

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Male 372
The phone will not record music. Go ahead and try using music in your answering machine. It won`t work.
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Female 11
i was just thinking of this the other day
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Male 31
ahahaha i watched it 3 times and i still crack up every time
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Male 1,016
I lo0ve that song.....LOOOOOVE IT1
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Male 194
Seinfeld is one of the best shows of all time
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Male 2,781
PRETTY BADASS!!! I GOT THE ONE THAT HOUSE MD HAD ON HIS ANSWERING MACHINE THE ``WHO`S YOUR DADDY`` EPISODE.
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Male 1,364
Soo Great
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Female 670
:] I love Seinfeld.
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Female 1,596
That was funnnny!!
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Male 308
AHHA good old Seinfeld !:)
Love that show...good laughs, never gets old!
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Female 576
cute..
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Female 69
I`ve got a friend who put that on his machine. Too bad nobody calls him.
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Female 316
This episode was just on last night. It makes me laugh every time not just because of the obvious, but also because the tune he`s singing is the theme from the Greatest American Hero tv show, which was off the air for at least 7 years before Seinfeld came out. Such a dated reference!
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Male 579
This episode was just on TBS yesterday, if anyone wants to know whats going on in the show I would be more that happy to explain....I usually explain the entire episode to my gf in the first minute of seeing the episode.
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Male 732
Never liked the show, but this was kinda funny...
"Believe or not, George isn`t at home, leave a message after peep..."
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Female 72
Just stupid.
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Female 327
Dont know about the show, but the message was funny.
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Male 838
"George Castanza, the backbone of Seinfeld." More like the idiot of Seinfeld. The guy was a looser in every way. And he did a MCdonald`s Commercial. The guy is a freak!
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Male 4,547
I never liked Seinfeld. I dunno why, just never appealed to me.
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Male 897
^^^
yep! Brilliant and hilarious! I miss this show.
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Male 643
George Castanza, the backbone of Seinfeld.
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Male 623
Fricken classic. Seinfeld will forever be hilarious. Jason Alexander should quit Broadway shows and go back to comedy, he`s soooo gooooddd.
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Male 747
Didnt find it funny...
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Male 460
Yes it is old but that doesnt mean it isnt funny.
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Female 314
i love showtune messages..... i get a kick out of it when i call someone and they have a message like that ... ijust keep on calling and calling and calling.... lmao.....
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Male 1,931
I sang that same thing for my answering machine a few years back (with my name of course). I changed it once I went into the military.
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Female 1,065
I want a message like that a showtunes number with trumpets...
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Male 133
yes really old but really funny.
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Female 229
This is old. Saw how MASSIVE that black phone was? =s I`d taken that phone, ran to his house and knocked him silly for that answering machine greeting.
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Male 58
My favorite part is George sort of "shruging" in time with the song at the "where could I be" part.

Priceless.

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Female 1,172
I put that on my parents machine when I was little. It`s still there.
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Male 48
Link: George Costanza`s Answering Machine [Rate Link] - Best answering machine message ever.
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