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Date: 05/25/07 02:30 AM

86 Responses to Face Workout

  1. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
    195 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:24 am
    Link: Face Workout - And I wasted my money on a facelift like a chump.
  2. Profile photo of manorrd
    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:06 am
    I dunno....seems plausible.
  3. Profile photo of bumblecock
    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Creepy.
  4. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:36 am
    "Why aren`t you working out your face?"

    - I never thought I`d see all those letters put together like that.

  5. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:37 am
    Wtf... nothing interesting happens. No prank callers... no hilarious accident... no suicide bombers.

    YOU CAN DO BETTER!

  6. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:43 am
    Why is this supposed to be interesting or funny?
  7. Profile photo of crump199
    crump199 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:48 am
    people will believe, and buy, anything
  8. Profile photo of efst
    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Wtf...Like its going to really work.
  9. Profile photo of cabbitt
    cabbitt Female 18-29
    312 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:00 am
    The middle lady is creepy.
  10. Profile photo of 1-Up
    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:25 am
    cabbitt We All Know Shes Creepy
  11. Profile photo of meev991
    meev991 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:32 am
    just so you know, this prodcut, or facial exercises in general, give u wrinkles faster
  12. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:33 am
    ummmmm strange.... the guys facial expression looked pretty funny with that metal thing sticking out of his mouth.... that was the only highlight of it
  13. Profile photo of speedsta
    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:02 am
    wtf
  14. Profile photo of S_J_W
    S_J_W Male 18-29
    1465 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:18 am
    So it`s like a Kegel exercise for your mouth?
  15. Profile photo of _Unforgiven_
    _Unforgiven_ Male 13-17
    47 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:18 am
    yeah, not funny at all. This on the other hand, is hilarious.
  16. Profile photo of FrozenSunset
    FrozenSunset Female 18-29
    193 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:27 am
    That was weird, and that ^link wasn`t too hilarious.
  17. Profile photo of lieunym
    lieunym Female 18-29
    458 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:31 am
    "It`s never too old and it`s never too early."
    FLEX THOSE BABY LIPS!
  18. Profile photo of YamiGigaPhil
    YamiGigaPhil Male 18-29
    149 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:43 am
    Wtf. I was waiting for something funny to happen D:
  19. Profile photo of Bajatar
    Bajatar Female 40-49
    345 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:17 am
    For some reason those TV shop women are as creepy as a zombie with a real bad makeup, outright scary.
  20. Profile photo of defcon2
    defcon2 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:31 am
    Just proves that americans are, well, different...
  21. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:51 am
    Oh come on don`t start with the America vs Europe thing again.

    Goddamn Morris Dancing, Cheese rolling, Lederhosen wearing Xenophobes vs 400 pound, g-string wearing, country invading, red necked, self righteous Xenophobes.

    You both lose. arctic wins, only continents without an oversupply of dumbass.

  22. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:57 am
    ^^^^
    I like cheese!
  23. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:13 am
    $29.86 and all you need to do for exactly the same result is put your little fingers in the corners of your mouth, tug slightly and pull them in with your mouth muscles. The ppl who call in to say how great the product is are mostly (if not all) members of the production staff and their families. What a sad ass job and Who the f*ck buys that poo anyway?
  24. Profile photo of kph59
    kph59 Male 70 & Over
    113 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:37 am
    Haha _unforgiven_ Hell of a lot funnier than this.
  25. Profile photo of animefreak88
    animefreak88 Female 13-17
    319 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:53 am
    PLASTICS!

    I had to get that off of my chest. Cheap, cheap barbies...

  26. Profile photo of tunana
    tunana Male 13-17
    50 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 8:07 am
    placebooos working at large here ladys and gentlmen, this is a great example of the shame we should have on the human race...
  27. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:12 am
    if your new years revolution is to get fit why arnt you workign out your face? if you new years revolution is to get a face lift why arent you workign out your face??!??!
  28. Profile photo of thetoastking
    thetoastking Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:12 am
    IF YOUR MOTHERT IS DYING WHY THE drat ARNT YOU WORKIGN OUT YOUR FACE/?!?!??
  29. Profile photo of nanderson06
    nanderson06 Female 18-29
    69 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:11 am
    "Its under $30."

    Yeah, 29.86, plus $2.97(?) shipping?

    Yeah....

  30. Profile photo of BamaFan2239
    BamaFan2239 Male 18-29
    12 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:37 am
    Omg. that unicrn link just owned me...
  31. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 12:21 pm
    Working out your face? Sounds like a new insult kids are slinging at each other. "Work out yo FACE!" "oooo snap!"
  32. Profile photo of larajunky
    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 12:28 pm
    Wow, it seems inventions have no limits. I would not waste my money.
  33. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:09 pm
    I WANT ONE!
  34. Profile photo of for_serious?
    for_serious? Female 13-17
    1403 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    Or you could just talk a lot and really loud, like I do. Basically the same thing.
  35. Profile photo of mntlmstrbtr
    mntlmstrbtr Male 30-39
    737 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    Am I the only one who thought of blowjob training?
  36. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1066 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:31 pm
    weird O_o;
  37. Profile photo of saabgirl9000
    saabgirl9000 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    Okay that is so odd.... ;-()
  38. Profile photo of moe2the
    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 1:55 pm
    sure im gonna walk the dog with that in my mouth.
  39. Profile photo of Samural77
    Samural77 Male 30-39
    135 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    That old Cougar is turning me on. Tee Hee
  40. Profile photo of rofl-sockz13
    rofl-sockz13 Male 13-17
    167 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 2:37 pm
    wow, like braces for people who want to look nerd
  41. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:01 pm
    ooh, unforgiven guy, that video is lolish, also, giving lotsa head to black guys is bound to help...
  42. Profile photo of populize
    populize Male 18-29
    46 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    the point of this post is?
  43. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    745 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:18 pm
    LOL at the link...funniest fcuking thing ever...
  44. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:24 pm
    I would cry if I saw anyone coming at me with one of those in their mouth.
  45. Profile photo of ILS--Bo0n
    ILS--Bo0n Male 13-17
    48 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    the unicorn link is so muc better than this!!!!!!!
  46. Profile photo of PeproniPizza
    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    i could just stick 2 fingers in my mouth, give some resistance in the cheeck area and just exersize like that
    wow what a waste of money
  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 3:39 pm
    Im so getting one of those for this years Halloween
  48. Profile photo of lunani
    lunani Female 18-29
    257 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:14 pm
    Haha someone that unicorn link on IAB front page now!!
  49. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    who would buy this crap?
  50. Profile photo of sunwavewind
    sunwavewind Female 18-29
    690 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:55 pm
    But how many calories does it burn?
  51. Profile photo of wills-site
    wills-site Male 13-17
    195 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    I found this but didn`t write that description!?
  52. Profile photo of blahbored
    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    Uugh...jsut weird. and pointless.
  53. Profile photo of Rain7
    Rain7 Male 18-29
    140 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    its one of those...."uhhh...ookkkay?"...type of things
  54. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:18 pm
    WHy do you want to build your facial muscles? So that you can chew better?

    Fat loss is spread out through the body, so if you want your face to look thinner you just lose weight/burn your fat. The fat on your face is just a reflection of your total body fat.

    Oh, and there`s a cheaper alternative: chewing gum (no scientific basis, just my opinion that one).

  55. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 6:28 pm
    I`m not sure how flexing your face muscles affects the ones in your chest, but okay. Plus, it might be easier to constantly frown/smile instead. And cheaper, even if it might not be the exact same muscle group.
  56. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 7:49 pm
    Err... that`s like rape of the mouth. It`s both ugly and stupid. Stick a piece of firm wire in your mouth, it`ll do the same thing.

    QVC - Crap for the masses.

  57. Profile photo of iansquall
    iansquall Female 18-29
    601 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 8:10 pm
    Wow. They look like fish when they do that.
  58. Profile photo of samsterpie
    samsterpie Male 18-29
    25 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    iansquall "Wow. They look like fish when they do that." couldnt agree more man. They do look like stupid fish. Every time some stupid no money having idiot comes up with a stupid non working idea..people of America and the rest of the world just go ahead and buy it.f*u*cking idiots>-(
  59. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 9:57 pm
    this is just retarded.
  60. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    in 20 years this is going to be hilarious to the future people. i don`t understand why people can`t just age normally.
  61. Profile photo of demonangel55
    demonangel55 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    "Even though you can`t see anything, i can feel it working" Ah, that would be the power of the mind. "They say this works, and my stupid ass spent money on it so of course it works!"

    Aside from that, it looked effing painful.

    And it would stretch out your face, not tighten it.

  62. Profile photo of idolmonkey
    idolmonkey Female 18-29
    330 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    Get an herbst appliance.
  63. Profile photo of meepdude
    meepdude Male 13-17
    273 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:17 pm
    weird
  64. Profile photo of CASSEROLE
    CASSEROLE Male 18-29
    211 posts
    May 25, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    i wonder wat happens if u work it too much? :/ can u get like muscles... on ur face? :/!
  65. Profile photo of krzybear415
    krzybear415 Male 13-17
    40 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:00 am
    dude that is one of the most useless things ever. You workout your face more by chewing gum than any stick can.
  66. Profile photo of bambii311
    bambii311 Female 13-17
    333 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 3:37 am
    mntlmstrbtr: Haha no, you were not. "Isn`t her mouth just getting wide-wait."
  67. Profile photo of Gucciprincss
    Gucciprincss Female 30-39
    550 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 4:25 am
    I really wish I would`ve invented this product. Yeah, it probably doesn`t work, and it will probably only be popular for a short while, but whoever invented it probably made some moolah!

    I also LOVE the fact that they say "It`s under $30!" Yeah, $29.86. Whoo hoo!! You have saved a whole 14 cents!

  68. Profile photo of jacobdylan11
    jacobdylan11 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
    i know another way 2 workout ur face.....
  69. Profile photo of pffffttttt1
    pffffttttt1 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 10:32 am
    .....thats wierd...not funny...and she must be very desperate....BORING AND LIKE MY PICTURE!
  70. Profile photo of Gammon_Rod
    Gammon_Rod Male 13-17
    431 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 11:49 am
    That charlie the unicorn link was funnier than this.
  71. Profile photo of 12gaugelove
    12gaugelove Female 13-17
    1025 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:24 pm
    yuckkk...
  72. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    i thought there was going to be a prank caller
  73. Profile photo of WDanC
    WDanC Male 18-29
    410 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 3:38 pm
    What the c**k is that s**t?
  74. Profile photo of pidwidgeon
    pidwidgeon Female 18-29
    600 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 5:10 pm
    So people are really this stupid.
    Somehow I don`t see that becoming a trend. Although if you get enough celebrities doing it....
  75. Profile photo of grant5511
    grant5511 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 6:27 pm
    lolwut?
  76. Profile photo of GeMiNi0587
    GeMiNi0587 Female 18-29
    173 posts
    May 26, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    what the hell.
  77. Profile photo of Disco_Stu
    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 12:40 am
    Hey! I so needed one of those! Where can I get it?
  78. Profile photo of envyrain
    envyrain Female 18-29
    155 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 11:29 am
    I dont like that... at all. That thing is so creepy. It looks like some kind of bug that attacks your mouth and turns humans into robots.
  79. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 4:30 pm
    wtf
  80. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    hahahahahahaha.
    goshhh.
    wtf that was creepy O.o
  81. Profile photo of Critic123
    Critic123 Female 18-29
    267 posts
    May 27, 2007 at 8:37 pm
    ...............................................................................ermmmm............
    .....strange
  82. Profile photo of Bluedot34
    Bluedot34 Male 18-29
    300 posts
    May 28, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    I agree with S J W on the Kegel exercises
  83. Profile photo of alimander
    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    May 29, 2007 at 4:07 pm
    and they`re asking $28 for that?
  84. Profile photo of iggoramma27
    iggoramma27 Female 13-17
    59 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 3:43 am
    That`s really weird...I bet it would give me extremely chapped lips >_<
  85. Profile photo of Mbirdgurl
    Mbirdgurl Female 13-17
    920 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 10:09 am
    Nah, I`m good. -__-``
  86. Profile photo of mugwug
    mugwug Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 12, 2009 at 9:59 am
    the guy looks like a grasshopper

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