Face Workout

Submitted by: wills-site 10 years ago in Funny

And I wasted my money on a facelift like a chump.
There are 86 comments:
Female 36
the guy looks like a grasshopper
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Female 920
Nah, I`m good. -__-``
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Female 59
That`s really weird...I bet it would give me extremely chapped lips >_<
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Female 182
and they`re asking $28 for that?
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Male 300
I agree with S J W on the Kegel exercises
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Female 267
...............................................................................ermmmm............
.....strange
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Female 576
hahahahahahaha.
goshhh.
wtf that was creepy O.o
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Female 655
wtf
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Female 155
I dont like that... at all. That thing is so creepy. It looks like some kind of bug that attacks your mouth and turns humans into robots.
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Male 593
Hey! I so needed one of those! Where can I get it?
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Female 173
what the hell.
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Male 24
lolwut?
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Female 600
So people are really this stupid.
Somehow I don`t see that becoming a trend. Although if you get enough celebrities doing it....
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Male 410
What the c**k is that s**t?
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Male 701
i thought there was going to be a prank caller
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Female 1,025
yuckkk...
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Male 431
That charlie the unicorn link was funnier than this.
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Male 298
.....thats wierd...not funny...and she must be very desperate....BORING AND LIKE MY PICTURE!
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Male 31
i know another way 2 workout ur face.....
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Female 550
I really wish I would`ve invented this product. Yeah, it probably doesn`t work, and it will probably only be popular for a short while, but whoever invented it probably made some moolah!

I also LOVE the fact that they say "It`s under $30!" Yeah, $29.86. Whoo hoo!! You have saved a whole 14 cents!

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Female 333
mntlmstrbtr: Haha no, you were not. "Isn`t her mouth just getting wide-wait."
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Male 40
dude that is one of the most useless things ever. You workout your face more by chewing gum than any stick can.
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Male 211
i wonder wat happens if u work it too much? :/ can u get like muscles... on ur face? :/!
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Male 273
weird
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Female 330
Get an herbst appliance.
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Female 33
"Even though you can`t see anything, i can feel it working" Ah, that would be the power of the mind. "They say this works, and my stupid ass spent money on it so of course it works!"

Aside from that, it looked effing painful.

And it would stretch out your face, not tighten it.

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Female 2,695
in 20 years this is going to be hilarious to the future people. i don`t understand why people can`t just age normally.
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Female 2,084
this is just retarded.
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Male 25
iansquall "Wow. They look like fish when they do that." couldnt agree more man. They do look like stupid fish. Every time some stupid no money having idiot comes up with a stupid non working idea..people of America and the rest of the world just go ahead and buy it.f*u*cking idiots>-(
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Female 601
Wow. They look like fish when they do that.
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Female 359
Err... that`s like rape of the mouth. It`s both ugly and stupid. Stick a piece of firm wire in your mouth, it`ll do the same thing.

QVC - Crap for the masses.

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Female 239
I`m not sure how flexing your face muscles affects the ones in your chest, but okay. Plus, it might be easier to constantly frown/smile instead. And cheaper, even if it might not be the exact same muscle group.
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Male 4,012
WHy do you want to build your facial muscles? So that you can chew better?

Fat loss is spread out through the body, so if you want your face to look thinner you just lose weight/burn your fat. The fat on your face is just a reflection of your total body fat.

Oh, and there`s a cheaper alternative: chewing gum (no scientific basis, just my opinion that one).

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Male 140
its one of those...."uhhh...ookkkay?"...type of things
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Male 308
Uugh...jsut weird. and pointless.
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Male 195
I found this but didn`t write that description!?
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Female 690
But how many calories does it burn?
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Male 10,440
who would buy this crap?
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Female 257
Haha someone that unicorn link on IAB front page now!!
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Male 15,510
Im so getting one of those for this years Halloween
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Male 686
i could just stick 2 fingers in my mouth, give some resistance in the cheeck area and just exersize like that
wow what a waste of money
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Male 48
the unicorn link is so muc better than this!!!!!!!
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Male 779
I would cry if I saw anyone coming at me with one of those in their mouth.
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Male 743
LOL at the link...funniest fcuking thing ever...
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Male 46
the point of this post is?
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Male 1,114
ooh, unforgiven guy, that video is lolish, also, giving lotsa head to black guys is bound to help...
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Male 167
wow, like braces for people who want to look nerd
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Male 135
That old Cougar is turning me on. Tee Hee
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Female 133
sure im gonna walk the dog with that in my mouth.
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Female 18
Okay that is so odd.... ;-()
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Female 1,065
weird O_o;
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Male 737
Am I the only one who thought of blowjob training?
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Female 1,403
Or you could just talk a lot and really loud, like I do. Basically the same thing.
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Female 2,674
I WANT ONE!
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Female 1,832
Wow, it seems inventions have no limits. I would not waste my money.
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Male 1,162
Working out your face? Sounds like a new insult kids are slinging at each other. "Work out yo FACE!" "oooo snap!"
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Male 12
Omg. that unicrn link just owned me...
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Female 69
"Its under $30."

Yeah, 29.86, plus $2.97(?) shipping?

Yeah....

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Male 625
IF YOUR MOTHERT IS DYING WHY THE drat ARNT YOU WORKIGN OUT YOUR FACE/?!?!??
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Male 625
if your new years revolution is to get fit why arnt you workign out your face? if you new years revolution is to get a face lift why arent you workign out your face??!??!
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Male 50
placebooos working at large here ladys and gentlmen, this is a great example of the shame we should have on the human race...
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Female 319
PLASTICS!

I had to get that off of my chest. Cheap, cheap barbies...

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Male 113
Haha _unforgiven_ Hell of a lot funnier than this.
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Female 1,395
$29.86 and all you need to do for exactly the same result is put your little fingers in the corners of your mouth, tug slightly and pull them in with your mouth muscles. The ppl who call in to say how great the product is are mostly (if not all) members of the production staff and their families. What a sad ass job and Who the f*ck buys that poo anyway?
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Male 838
^^^^
I like cheese!
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Male 4,546
Oh come on don`t start with the America vs Europe thing again.

Goddamn Morris Dancing, Cheese rolling, Lederhosen wearing Xenophobes vs 400 pound, g-string wearing, country invading, red necked, self righteous Xenophobes.

You both lose. [Ant]arctic[a] wins, only continents without an oversupply of dumbass.

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Male 41
Just proves that americans are, well, different...
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Female 345
For some reason those TV shop women are as creepy as a zombie with a real bad makeup, outright scary.
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Male 149
Wtf. I was waiting for something funny to happen D:
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Female 458
"It`s never too old and it`s never too early."
FLEX THOSE BABY LIPS!
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Female 193
That was weird, and that ^link wasn`t too hilarious.
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Male 47
yeah, not funny at all. [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus]This[/url] on the other hand, is hilarious.
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Male 1,465
So it`s like a Kegel exercise for your mouth?
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Male 609
wtf
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Female 314
ummmmm strange.... the guys facial expression looked pretty funny with that metal thing sticking out of his mouth.... that was the only highlight of it
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Male 2
just so you know, this prodcut, or facial exercises in general, give u wrinkles faster
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Male 291
cabbitt We All Know Shes Creepy
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Female 312
The middle lady is creepy.
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Female 327
Wtf...Like its going to really work.
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Male 139
people will believe, and buy, anything
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Male 916
Why is this supposed to be interesting or funny?
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Male 2,172
Wtf... nothing interesting happens. No prank callers... no hilarious accident... no suicide bombers.

YOU CAN DO BETTER!

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Female 1,984
"Why aren`t you working out your face?"

- I never thought I`d see all those letters put together like that.

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Male 643
Creepy.
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Male 2,372
I dunno....seems plausible.
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Male 195
Link: Face Workout [Rate Link] - And I wasted my money on a facelift like a chump.
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