Cat Eats with a Fork

Submitted by: MadeInUSSR 10 years ago in Weird

She even washes her paws before dinner.
There are 141 comments:
Female 1
I think that this woman is brilliant...she shows so much love for her cat and dedication...it must have taken a lot of patience to teach this cat how to eat with a fork. God Bless.
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Male 3
I CAN HAS NORMAL CAT LIFE? ;_;
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Female 23
Dude that bitch is CRAZY!
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Female 2
So what`s the family secret? Did they beat and starve the cat for it to do this? Just wondering...
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Female 203
cool cat. crazy woman. how the hell does she knkow the cat`s wants?
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Male 95
no big deal, i can do that!
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Female 49
"... the most expensive food on the market..." what? is this lady rich or something? "...nothing but a spoon..." the cat is using a spork, you dork. "...she would like to be a movie star..." what is wrong with her?!
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Male 68
Pretty cool! That`s something you don`t see everyday!
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Female 195
all those things that she said her cat wants? sounds like what she wants...but still a pretty skillfull cat!!!!
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Female 920
"This is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws, wash our paws." XD lmao!
Omg... I want that cat haha!!!
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Female 24
Really? A cat! The paw washing song was a little ok well a lot over the top. The spoon in attached to her paw. I dont think it would be really that hard to teach your cat. POOR HUSBAND! I wonder how their sex life is if the cat sleeps in the bed.
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Male 1
People have been commenting on how cats can`t grasp objects with their paws for lack of paws, but actually, polydactylism is reasonably frequent among cats, especially in a form that gives thumbs for their paws. Being a favorable trait, in my opinion, I think that cats will someday evolve to the point that they are all polydactyl in that sense with apposable thumbs. That would be awesome, if not scary. My wolf understands the basics of how to open a door, as he tries with his teeth sometimes successfully. If he had thumbs, ge could easily do this, as could cats.
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Male 315
That`s insane! I want one! lol
shame about the mess that cat made -_-
and is it healthy for cats to eat ice-cream?!?!?
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Male 138
still, that was kinda cool..
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Female 80
aaand she would like to be a movie star! wow, that trick is cool, but that lady is a bit kooky now that her kids are gone.
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Male 275
I love the way she tried to make herself sound awesome saying: `Ive taught her to eat the most expensive food on the market`. How can you teach a cat to eat expensive food?
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Female 88
I thought the rubber band thing too, I bet that`s what the `family secret` is.
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Male 382
Insanity abounds.
Why some people insist on "humanising" their pets is beyond me. I`d advice they go out more, invite people home, socialise instead of inflicting such madness upon their fourlegged friends.
Can you say: "sublimation"?
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Male 533
That lady is crazy..."This is the way we wash our paws."
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Male 366
btw... lol at the crazy lady training her cat so she can meet oprah. LOOK UNDA YO SEAT CAT LADY! A CAR!
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Male 366
...aristocat?

the woman was crazy. her kids running away and the obviously disgraced husband can`t help. omg, get a friend.

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Male 1,882
Wow, that`s crazy awesome.
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Female 573
haha...cool. Let`s see a dog do that!! LMFAO!! All they can do is skateboard...i bet any four legged animal could do that!!
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Male 182
hahahahaha all that work is gonna be wasted in about 5-10 years when the cat dies. that lady DESPERATELY needs help.
"this is the way we wash our paws." she`ll be singing that in the nut house.
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Male 107
duck tape the cats paws with fork on it.
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Female 697
Those cat dreams are just what the owner wants, and thats pretty sad.
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Male 185
Taking the term crazy cat lady to a WHOLE new level
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Female 1,468
I hope that cat sh*ts on her pillow.
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Male 161
i couldn`t believe when i saw this on i-am-bored because ITS SO FRIGGIN OLD!! are you serious?! this was on the news about 5 years ago, and again two years ago. it was also all over the internet. i can`t believe nobody remembers!
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Male 308
WOW ! I could never ever ever in a million years teach my cat do that :|
And what an odd lady.. :P
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Male 437
fareeky lady
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Female 1,071
It`s like she used a rubberband to keep the spoon/fork on its paw.

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Totally agree... I mean, cats don`t have any way of holding it do they? :D

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Female 410
Family Secret = Rubberband
**yawn**
Now, the cat crimping one off over the toilet - that was a story. Anyone who has ever had an indoor cat can appreciate the value of that.
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Female 67
it was pretty cool that she trained her cat to do all that, but it got kind out of hand when she said that the cat had "dreams". and why was she singing to her when she washed her up? that was pretty weird.
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Male 1,465
What a sad, sad lady.
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Female 1,496
Spoooooooon GUAAAAAAARD!!!
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Male 142
Crazy cat lady... The cat might not even be hers.
Shes like the Hannibal guy...
"Puts the fork on its paw!!"
"Family secret" revealed.
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Female 52
Crazy sonuvabish.
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Female 198
Bwahahahaha! I want my cat to do that!
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Male 101
out of all the things from riply`s believe it or not,
you decide to put a creepy lady and her somewhat talented cat on iab?
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Male 3,631
Photoshopped!
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Male 43
Well you can see she has the utensils taped to the cats front leg in some of the shots...its not that fantastic.
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Male 149
cool 8-)
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Female 876
Ahahaha! That rocks. ^^
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Male 1,371
woah.......she has a cat.
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Female 5
Damn! I can`t even use chopsticks!
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Female 1,784
how do ppl like that get married?
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Female 1
OMG That lady is insane! I feel so sorry for the cat. She is using the cat to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah. The cat is probably going to die soon from over eating and eating ice cream. I don`t even let my cat get near sharp things in fear that she might hurt herself! I think some people need to get the cat and take it to a better home. The cat has to be miserble there.
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Female 267
"My cat wants to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah Winfrey."

WTF?!

Lady, you CANNOT talk to your cat!
The cat probably hates thats...I mean, who would give a cat ice cream? Milk is actually bad for cats, it makes them very obese and it clogs up their butts. That woman probably forgot to take her meds today...(No offense to anyone who has meds)

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Female 2,695
i think i just lost a few IQ points.
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Male 144
look at the camera cuts, if u ask me she just taped the utensils to it`s paw. U never see the moment where she hand them over, and the cat takes it. But i dunno.
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Male 376
AYE Lyannovitch, AYE.
seriously, im not sure how stable that chick is.
am i the only one not impressed with that?
honestly i think its a stupid thing tot rain a cat to do.
and table manners a 7 or 8?
my friends 3 year old nephew has better table manners most of the time.
Mornaf1, yes people havwe used all 1000 in rants and paragraphs all over the site.
some used over 2000 for one rant lol
anyways back to the story,
boring.
and stupid.
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Female 208
That cat looked like a ragdoll cat, ragdoll cats are supposed to be easy to train.
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Female 560
that lady is insane and it looks like shes overfeeding her cat
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Male 242
Next stop, CRAZYVILLE!
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Male 273
cat = awesome
woman= insane
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Female 239
Up until now, I thought only creatures with opposable thumbs could use chopsticks. Hm...

But the woman was a bit strange. Or completely dereanged and hiding it well. The kitty was cute though.

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Male 557
i also just realised something, has anyone ever actually used all 1000 allowed letters on the comment thing? that was just floating around in my mind. END OF LOG
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Male 557
YOU know, that just proves how desperate Ripley`s beleve it or not is for ratings, cause, you know, they can just have on the commercial "CAT LEARNS HOW TO EAT WITH A FORK!" and every animal rights activist and crazy cat lady watches... (sob, Shake head at the stupidity of it all) End of log
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Male 5
God i just want to stick balls on her so i can kick her in them
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Male 189
"Sunday, May 27, 2007 3:31:59 AM
I hope that is milk free icecream, adult kitties are lactose intolerant."

My sister always gave our cat milk, and he is like 6 years old. Drinking 2 large glasses of cow milk per day.

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Female 690
The cat would have had better table manners if it hadn`t eaten with a fork. Just because you can use a fork and spork doesn`t mean you are fit to eat with one. That lady is crazy she may want a dinner companion but that doesn`t mean her cat does.
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Male 629
"The spoon was actually... a spork. Yea, some cat. Can`t even eat with a spoon. I`m totally unimpressed"

Haha I noticed that too.
Why can`t they use the metal silverware instead of cheap plastic.

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Male 46
she talks to her cat? wheres the white jacket!
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Female 655
oh yeah, the cat was absolutly stunning.
i want my cats 2 do that
i;m gonna have to get the secret from that old woman...
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Female 655
that cat has the same dreams as mine
he`s a big fan of oprah too
that woman is... off..
`this is the way we wash our paws....`
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Male 246
Woman`s nuts!
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Female 76
hey, no dissing the cat`s table manners. it`s not very easy for a cat to eat with a fork, you know. owner=*shudder*
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Female 601
I saw this somewhere a long time ago. I suppose there`s a reason for her "secret method" not to be disclosed... heh.

My cats wouldn`t eat with a fork, they`d eat the fork. Whenever I eat, they`d steal the fork while I`m not looking. Not the food, the fork. I don`t know why.

And I don`t mind my cats on the table. I don`t see the problem. You put food on a plate, not the table.

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Female 302
the way she got the cat to eat-

Woman -KITTEH! EAT THE FEWD!! *has tied the fork to the cats paw with barbed wire and is whiping the cat*

Cat - M-m-meeeeeeeeeeeeoooowwwwww *gargles and flicks the food in its eye*

The man who has no say in this - Dear... I think you shouldn`t be so horrib-

Woman - SHUT UP! IT IS MY CAT! I DO WHAT I WANT!

Cat - Meeeeeeeggggbbrrlll..... *dies*

Woman - KITTEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!!! EAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!

*two days later she buys a circus cat*

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Female 193
That bitch is crazy.
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Male 1,162
That lady is real sad.
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Female 133
no friggin way...and judging by the comments im glad i didnt have the sound on
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Female 576
crazy old cat lady...

ok that is pretty awesome.. but, i wouldn`t want a cat on my table.. that`s just gross.

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Male 601
I think she loves her cat more than her husband.
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Female 157
Poor cat--cats aren`t meant to be trained...That lady needs help
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Female 2,552
Damn, I don`t even know how to use chopsticks.
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Female 5
"and she wants to meet tiger woods..."
"and she wants to be a movie star..."
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Male 506
REPOST! :D
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Female 359
And no one noticed that wasn`t a tabby?

That lady was just nuts. She`s just using that poor cat to meet celebrities.

"I wanted someone to eat dinner with"
What about your husband you off-handedly mentioned, you idiot?

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Female 1,395
mmhmm...only an American would consider that `good table manners`, even for a cat.
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Male 1,141
wow that poor old lady going crazy after her kids left her. but i love how shes like, i rate her table manners as a 7 or an 8. Then it shows the cat eating like crazy and shoveling the food into its mouth, wow.
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Female 25
LOL wow.
"she would like to be a movie star"
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Female 1,832
"I wanted to find someone better to eat dinner with"
LMAO so, you choose your cat? In a way its kinda cute but my brain was screaming "Crazy Cat Lady!!!"
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Male 3,014
When I clicked on the link, I was thinking that it was going to be about a cat that had learned table manners on its own and decided to become a civil eater for some odd reason.
I didn`t think it was gonna be a report on a crazy cat lady.
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Female 229
ahahaha....wtf?!
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Female 330
If that was her cat, what about her kids? I`m sure they were glad to move out fast.
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Male 132
She nails the sislverware to the cat`s arm.
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Male 53
Guys saying she`s crazy is a bit drastic, eh? I think you`re just jealous. :)
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Female 223
that`s terrible!
I don`t even know how to use chopsticks!!!
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Male 302
Why do people make their pets act human. I hope she doesn`t put clothes on the cat.
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Female 57
Awwwwww.. I want that kitty.
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Female 815
Lol wtf!? She was sooo sooo screwed up. The cheesy American narrator dude was kind of irritating me so I can`t watch it again to laugh at her more >_< anyway, AYE! Poor husband.
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Female 72
What a stupid bitch. What sane person would do such a thing...:(
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Male 1,383
That`s better than some people i know
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Female 23
Haha, What the hell!
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Female 32
errr...cellotape?!
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Male 154
HOLY poo. more proof that cats can be trained as humans.
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Male 1,231
`This is the way we wash our paws wash our paws wash our paws`... *as she`s sexually abusing the cat from behind* I feel sorry for her husband and kids. I don`t understand people who treat animals like people. That lady scares me.
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Female 262
Ah yes, a nice quiet meal, some nice dinner and...catfood all over the table! Disgusting...My cat is loco, but at least she eats where cats should eat...Maybe the woman doesn`t mind eating with her hands, on the floor..

Btw, all those who feel sorry for the HUSBAND, say AYE! ;)

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Female 316
That was really cool, but the woman scares me....
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Female 64
Only in America..
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Male 325
the cat aint holding the fork something must be keeping it up cos cats have no thumbs

her kids never moved out they ran away

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Male 988
it pretty much seems as though the cat does not want to be doing all that
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Male 234
Aww, this woman needs to buy herself a life.
Ah well, it`s cute though. And I agree with Lolleh, it`s hard to believe the cat actually grabs it in 1 paw, It`d need both of them.
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Male 2,172
Is it just me or does it look like she tie the fork and spoon to the cat paws?

There`s nothing special about that.

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Female 330
She fed it icecream? and noodles? isn`t the really unhealthy for cats?

Oh well, other than that it was quite cool...

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Male 68
I`m not sure about this. cats are not good pets to train. only thing that you have to teach your cat is where it have to pee,poo and eat ;P

if that woman was so lonely while sitting in the table, she could bought herself a monkey... or adopt a kid

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Male 650
the beginnings of a crazy cat woman
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Female 345
Hurray for cat fetish!
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Male 20
omg what a crazy woman i dont know how her husband can stand it
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Female 174
I studied Animal Behaviour and Welfare at University for three years and I don`t think I could get a cat to do that! Wow! x
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Female 129

crazy cat lady!!!!

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Female 129
hahahah poor cat, and husband. i bet she`s one of those people that pay more attention to her pet than spouse
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Male 17
Im going to try this right now , taping a fork to my arm, so i can masturrbate and eat at same time. Great idea come from insane women.
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Male 291
If Only I Could Do the Same
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Male 416
That woman was crazy, I hate people who claim to know what their animal wants.

But still it was pretty funny... but brown kitty food... it flew all over the place, half of it went of the plate, I think this methot of eating makes more of a mess for the cat, his claws are this way filthy, his mouth... still pretty amusing to watch.

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Male 610
"This is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws, wash our paws." ;-/:-/

At the end, she seemed to be just saying celebs she`s want to meet.

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Male 643
I believed it until I saw the chopstix.
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Female 12
can anyone say "mental health problems"?
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Male 737
This is how we wash our paw...wash our paw...wash our paw... *woman rocks back and forth spreading cat food on face*

Pretty ace cat though.

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Female 407
"She wants to meet Tiger Woods..and have a meal with Oprah.."
poor lady. I`m not surprised her kids moved out.
"..and she wants to be a moviestar."
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Female 679
The women was off it but the cat? Woah.
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Female 35
I hope that is milk free icecream, adult kitties are lactose intolerant.
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Male 342
Secret training method:
"No, use the fork!"
"Bad kitty!"
*smack*
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Male 182
her table manners were awful, i mean look at the way she flings it to the other side of the plate and onto the table...and is that damn lady feeding her cat ice cream and noodles? aren`t human food bad for animals? oh well.

other than that, pretty cool that she can get the cat to behave...

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Female 17
The spoon was actually... a spork. Yea, some cat. Can`t even eat with a spoon. I`m totally unimpressed
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Female 188
This is the way we wash our paws, wash our paws. . .
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Female 434
Cute cat,insane woman.And,you know,cats can hold things in their paws.I`ve had my cat grab at my hand before.
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Female 550
^^^Lolleh - I was thinking the same thing! That must be her "secret". I thought of either that or super glue. She was shown washing the cat`s paws? It was probably super glue remover.

Another thing - she claims her cat has dreams, that her cat wants to meet celebrities? Hmmm - seems like this crazy woman is trying to meet these celebrities.

Sounds like she could be a psycho stalker!

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Female 229
It`s like she used a rubberband to keep the spoon/fork on its paw.
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Male 139
that cat is such a fancy sophisticate

and i think that lady was a little off her rocker too

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Female 120
that lady scares me...:-/
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Female 67
Dude, my cat eats with a fork. It`s called her claws. That mess wouldn`t fly at my house because the cats aren`t allowed on the table. LOL! But that is really awesome! The owner on the other hand...
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Male 336
a little too much time with that cat.
im in youre kitchen chowin down

/not too funny

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Female 47
Besides the insane lady, that was magnificent.
I love how she makes such a big deal out of it.
What`ll she do when that cat dies in 8 years?
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Female 89
That is AMAZING!! I`m going to teach my cat how to do this.
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Female 2,674
Rofl I want my cats to do that xD
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Male 870
LOL, the owner sounds like an idiot, but it`s pretty cool how she trained her cat.
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Male 251
Link: Cat Eats with a Fork [Rate Link] - She even washes her paws before dinner.
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