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(so what if I`m perverted, mean person)
Nope, it`s AXE. It`s thousands of times worse than Sex Panther.
It smells like the inside of a wooden leg with black mold encrusted with vomit from a years-worth of alchohol abuse dried in it and microwaved on high for 5 minutes; including a curious starving cat that ate it and died in a purtid mass if it`s own bile, cooked inside of an old Pinto for at least 5 consecutive years.
It smells like Death on a bad date.
I watched the ad with the sound off, and now I feel like kind of a bad person. :-(
It`s only to you. Realise that woman are doing this commercial, and dont care whether it`s demeaning or not.
Oh, and efst-"This is a real commercial, how sad!!!!!"What`s sad must be your low English scores, judging by your use of punctuation. And I dont care about your age, I bet you`re either lying or stayed back all those years since you still dont get it. My base for "lying" is that you`re using an avatar made for 8-14 year old myspace lovers.
Or was it sent to Bill Clinton eons back?
I don`t remember...
1. Don`t crave that silly thing called respect, commitment, or long term feelings. Only go for the one night stands with random guys who will fondly refer to you as "great ass".
2. Be really, really, really slutty. There`s no worry at all! STDs? What are those?
3. If you want to be "sexy" you have to be a size 0 and slink around in a bra and panties.
4. If you`re not a total and complete whore that sluts down halls and f*cks any guy who comes along with cheap body spray, you must be fuddy and boring.
5. Lose that self respect, girl!
I subtley corrected it with the Tucker quote. BTW, the rest of the quote, and episode, is pretty darn funny.
--Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings
So, would that then mean AXE was plaigarising Red Vs. Blue? I`m amazed Rooster Teeth didn`t sue the designers or the advertising "geniuses", for stealing thier line.
Only Tucker from Red Vs. Blue is allowed to get away with saying "Bom Chicka Bow Wow."
"Hey ladies, I`m here to lay some pipe. *Bow Chicka Bow Wow*." --Tucker, RedVsBlue.com
It`s from this episode: --Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings
1- Sluttiness is IN... aparrently.2- Teens and impressionable adults live upon the holy tome that is advertising. And this is sending the wrong messages.3- Feminists will be pissed off more than usual. And I`d like to keep my balls.4- The song sucks.5- The cologne smells horrid. Like the inside of a wooden leg.6- America grows dumber every additional crap-bag like this is produced.
--End of Rant--
It definately wasn`t either AXE or TAG. Actually Right Guard made the best advertising campaign with Rachel Spector.
She didn`t need to dress slutty, act sultry, or any other crap that either AXE or TAG had to resort to.
All she had to do was talk. You gott search for those videos and see exactly what I mean.
Ah, I can feel my dignity draining every second I spend commenting on this pile of monkey sh*t...
Axe smells kinda weird, in my opinion, and is god awful when there`s too much, it`s too near, or used in conjunction with something already foul smelling. Not too bad for covering body odour though, considering it overpowers any other scent.
Girl: "We`re here to warn all you girls that there`s a monster headed south."
......that was certainly an interesting outfit choice to warn girls about monsters. In any case, thank you slutty girls! I will make sure to tell my sister and female friends to watch out for the monsters in the south!!!
As for the commercial, it made me lol and shake my head in disgust.
This ad is also homophobic. Just cause "your libido is in control",girls crave a man? I think not.
"Juliet was 14, and she screwed Romeo once, the second or third day she knew him and they got married and then killed themselves. Yup, that sounds perfect.. 0_o"marriage at 14 was normal those days, and girls at that age were more "mature"... it was pretty much set in stone that you didnt have sex before marriage... which they didnt.
Thanks IAB fags...
(not that I got anything against porn, i`m willing to bet that my collection is bigger than all yalls. But that dosent mean that porn needs to be interwoven into 90 mother drating percent of EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE!)
and you can find the other ones in "Related"
The commercials are annoying, as attractive as those girls were, I couldn`t watch past 30 seconds.. too annoying.
I`m not sure which smell is the Axe smell, but my boyfriend wears something different and whatever it is, it smells good. It does make me want to be close to him, but no, it does not make me lose my common sense. Girls aren`t stupid.
And obviously the advert was a good idea, because it`s drawn attention to itself. So, despite how you all hate it, you`ve played right into the advertisers` hands. How ironic.
And that`s all I can be bothered to say
thats sad in europe they just fck everything over.like seriously.
Also, I thought it was going to be THIS advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGC7R9to...
Axe screams to women, I can`t afford real cologne. It also screams, puebesent male, who will most likely never get laid unless he turns into a rapist.
but i don`t know way there are still women who would like to dance in it!Theire becoming objects!
By the by, Props Jerm leather.
Buddy - "I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience."
Yeah, and a black audience to boot... I hate those f**kin` commercials, almost as much as I hate the incessantly prattling slogan of "where you at?" Somebody give me a gun! Also, I was offered an opportunity to appear in the new urban hit-movie in the making, "how she move." What the f**k, are we now sanctifying negronics as an official dialect?
Its pretty depressing.
weird advert too.
You can`t be stupid enough to think that people would `fall` for these things.
And axe will sell the f*ck out anyway, because it is the cheapest `MAKE ME NOT SMELL F*CKING DRUNK AT WORK WHEN IT`S ALREADY F*CKING HARD ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THESE GODDAMN SHAKES` product I can think of. And the length of the description doesn`t mean these products have a small niche market to fit into, it`s HUGE. That`s the only reason I can think of that anyone would buy this sh*t. It smells horrible.
And I like my women crawling. Asses bouncing in time to the music helps, too.
Wrong. Because MOST people are dumb enough to fall for them.
And commerical... tht was sad.