Boom Chicka Wa Wa

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://5x5m.com/files/bomchickawahwah/yes.wmv
I"m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience.
There are 136 comments:
Male 8
in other words, axe is destroying your brain... so don`t use it for the remains of girl`s brain`s sake...:-)
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Female 20
The one with black chick in tha store was hilarios but now they`re totally turning it into "soft porn"blah.
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Male 986
Axe. Yawnnn....
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Female 198
oh and when the black girl sang it? LOL.
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Female 198
hmm...catchy.
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Male 6
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 60
What a waste of everything. I gave up on it 30 seconds in.
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Male 7
Crap like this is why I don`t even have TV anymore. Why pay $65/mo to watch endless sh*t like this? I agree with the multitude that has said it elsewhere in this post - the American youth is getting dumber by the commercial.
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Male 98
Ha, I wanted to see what it put when I said c unt
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Male 98
That made my penis happy.

(so what if I`m perverted, mean person)

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Female 441
I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!! me and my friend always say that!!! it wuz funny that thier is a website 4 it.....the axe commercials are the best
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Male 95
uh .... its bow chicka bow wow ....
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Male 425
Oldie:
You must mean Sex Panther.

Nope, it`s AXE. It`s thousands of times worse than Sex Panther.

It smells like the inside of a wooden leg with black mold encrusted with vomit from a years-worth of alchohol abuse dried in it and microwaved on high for 5 minutes; including a curious starving cat that ate it and died in a purtid mass if it`s own bile, cooked inside of an old Pinto for at least 5 consecutive years.

It smells like Death on a bad date.

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Male 108
axe smells horrible i never buy axe
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Female 182
i feel better about my singing
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Female 2,695
..i think part of my brain melted
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Male 4,246
That`s a whole lotta make-up they`re wearing. It must cost a lot to look that cheap!

I watched the ad with the sound off, and now I feel like kind of a bad person. :-(

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Female 1,407
I don`t know why, but it looked to me like a present-day "Grease" plot.("But,what if there`s regret and..." "I want romance like Romeo and Juliet..." & "What would mother think?") *sigh* I wish I haven`t seen this now,X-(
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Male 1,289
heh...
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Male 128
Axe smells bad.
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Male 241
I gave up at about 20 seconds. It is the Lynx deoderant, right?
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Male 44
How can anyone find any dignity in these ladies. They only help to demean their gender and to downgrade their essence, promoting the misunderstanding that women are sexual objects, nothing else. Talentless beauty, it`s only mainstream.
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Male 4,393
black chick and the supermarket commercial....
:P
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Male 147
AHAHa thats so awesome
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Male 321
axe commercials are so retarded, it almost makes me want to vomit
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Male 724
That was your brain on Axe...
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Male 315
That stinks. Soooo bad.
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Male 1,228
To all the woman who find this insulting -

It`s only to you. Realise that woman are doing this commercial, and dont care whether it`s demeaning or not.

Oh, and efst-
"This is a real commercial, how sad!!!!!"
What`s sad must be your low English scores, judging by your use of punctuation. And I dont care about your age, I bet you`re either lying or stayed back all those years since you still dont get it. My base for "lying" is that you`re using an avatar made for 8-14 year old myspace lovers.

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Female 226
haha. Sexual Tourrette`s.
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Male 425
Wasn`t that written in the most recent bills sent to George W. Bush to sign as law?

Or was it sent to Bill Clinton eons back?

I don`t remember...

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Female 706
Things I have learned from this commercial:

1. Don`t crave that silly thing called respect, commitment, or long term feelings. Only go for the one night stands with random guys who will fondly refer to you as "great ass".

2. Be really, really, really slutty. There`s no worry at all! STDs? What are those?

3. If you want to be "sexy" you have to be a size 0 and slink around in a bra and panties.

4. If you`re not a total and complete whore that sluts down halls and f*cks any guy who comes along with cheap body spray, you must be fuddy and boring.

5. Lose that self respect, girl!

Got it.

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Male 6
i can`t believe the chit that i just witnessed..this by far is their dumbest stuff yet. what`s even worse is they actually found people to do this craptastic musical mockery.
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Male 425
It`s a single friggin letter off. Shut it.

I subtley corrected it with the Tucker quote. BTW, the rest of the quote, and episode, is pretty darn funny.

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Male 1,343
i always thought it was `bow chicka wow-wow,` not `boom chicka wa wa.`
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Male 902
It`s not a line, it an old generic porno riff for the bass. People just started using when referring sex.

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Male 425
Sorry, here`s a Youtube for you non-Myspacers. I had the link previously set.

--Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings

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Male 341
THAT.....WAS.....AWESOME!
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Male 425
Oh yeah; and that was before AXE had all these lame-a$$ ideas.

So, would that then mean AXE was plaigarising Red Vs. Blue? I`m amazed Rooster Teeth didn`t sue the designers or the advertising "geniuses", for stealing thier line.

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Male 425
Oh, and one last thing:

Only Tucker from Red Vs. Blue is allowed to get away with saying "Bom Chicka Bow Wow."

"Hey ladies, I`m here to lay some pipe. *Bow Chicka Bow Wow*." --Tucker, RedVsBlue.com

It`s from this episode: --Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings

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Female 1,172
PayN8tention: It`s "There`s a monsoon heading south." Not monster..that makes no sense.
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Male 58
Y`know, the worst thing about it is that it`s not even sexy. These women just come off as repellant Britney Spears clones. So the one thing this commercial set out to do it didn`t even succeed in. What a failure on all fronts.
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Male 425
What`s wrong with this video...

1- Sluttiness is IN... aparrently.
2- Teens and impressionable adults live upon the holy tome that is advertising. And this is sending the wrong messages.
3- Feminists will be pissed off more than usual. And I`d like to keep my balls.
4- The song sucks.
5- The cologne smells horrid. Like the inside of a wooden leg.
6- America grows dumber every additional crap-bag like this is produced.

--End of Rant--

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Male 425
I recall blogging something about only one body-spray/deodorant advertising campaign I actually liked.

It definately wasn`t either AXE or TAG. Actually Right Guard made the best advertising campaign with Rachel Spector.

She didn`t need to dress slutty, act sultry, or any other crap that either AXE or TAG had to resort to.

All she had to do was talk. You gott search for those videos and see exactly what I mean.

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Female 357
I don`t see what`s wrong with it and I`m an 18 year old girl. You`d think I`d be offended.
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Male 1,023
why does axe esinkto pornagraphy(it doesn`t have to be naked people)
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Male 1,149
You all liked it, and you know it...
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Male 902
BOOMCHIKA WOW WOW
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Female 82
Wow...just wow at the stupidness of this advert. And if I here the phrase "Boomchika Wow Wow" again, I will not be responsible for my actions
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Female 78
High school locker rooms... my little brother on a friday night going to the movies.... REEK OF AXE. Bleh.. Why don`t they understand how bad this stuff smells?!
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Female 454
^^She`d say put on that skimpy thong and drop all those cliches!


Ah, I can feel my dignity draining every second I spend commenting on this pile of monkey sh*t...

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Female 175
Yea.
Aimed towared males.
Definately.
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Male 528
christ, willl they ever stop making these?
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Female 266
"What would mother say??"
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Female 239
Wow, with hardcore scantily-clad dancing like that, those girls could get a real music career!

Axe smells kinda weird, in my opinion, and is god awful when there`s too much, it`s too near, or used in conjunction with something already foul smelling. Not too bad for covering body odour though, considering it overpowers any other scent.

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Male 907
"I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience."
You thought wrong.

Girl: "We`re here to warn all you girls that there`s a monster headed south."

......that was certainly an interesting outfit choice to warn girls about monsters. In any case, thank you slutty girls! I will make sure to tell my sister and female friends to watch out for the monsters in the south!!!

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Male 525
Ah, so that`s where Tucker from Red Vs. Blue got that from!
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Male 1,866
this drating suck...
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Female 152
...Axe is Disgusting and smells horrible.
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Female 363
Can`t beat the lady in the supermarket. LOL
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Female 15
Damnit! I can`t get the f*cking song out of my head!
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Female 511
Axe smells like ass. Regardless of the variety, it just reeks. Though if you`re broke and stinky... good luck getting any chicks though.

As for the commercial, it made me lol and shake my head in disgust.

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Female 191
This explains why the scent of that crap gives me a massive head ache. It`s killing my common sense.....NOT.

This ad is also homophobic. Just cause "your libido is in control",girls crave a man? I think not.

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Female 1,004
The only thing axe is good for is making a small flamethrower...
Sadly, burnt axe smalls slightly better than regular.
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Male 194
i hate it when people who smell like ass put axe on cause then it just smells like ass and axe
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Male 325
those girls were fit
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Male 2,781
I`VE ONLY USED IT AS A SHOWER IN A CAN...
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Male 1,420
"Axe screams to women, I can`t afford real cologne. It also screams, puebesent male, who will most likely never get laid unless he turns into a rapist."
devi, you always cease to amaze me. you cant just make an insulting hyperbole and assume its funny.

"Juliet was 14, and she screwed Romeo once, the second or third day she knew him and they got married and then killed themselves. Yup, that sounds perfect.. 0_o"
marriage at 14 was normal those days, and girls at that age were more "mature"... it was pretty much set in stone that you didnt have sex before marriage... which they didnt.

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Male 3,255
YAY! PORN INFESTING ANOTHER ASPECT OF MY DAILY ENTERTAINMENT!

Thanks IAB fags...

(not that I got anything against porn, i`m willing to bet that my collection is bigger than all yalls. But that dosent mean that porn needs to be interwoven into 90 mother drating percent of EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE!)

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Male 1,364
bom chica wom wowww
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Female 670
I used to like axe... until I got shoved in a football locker, and someone sprayed it in through the vents. But that`s a different story.
This was just dumb. If I`m going to screw a guy just to screw a guy, he`s gotta be decent looking, and have a sexy demeanor. As long as he doesn`t have horrible B.O., or smell like garlic or something, I don`t care what he smells like.
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Female 1,007
Oh, God, I saw that at my friend`s house. She held my hair back.
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Female 1,596
Axe Spray = the suxxors
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Female 2,084
that was just way too much for a commercial.
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Female 1,784
guys go to see strippers*
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Female 1,784
stuff like this confusses me, this is allowed and guys like it, but if I were to do this, I`d be considdderd a slut, coz go to see strippers, but they would never marry one coz there considderd sluts, I dont get it, why is this okie, but if I did this guys would hat me for it.. boys confusse me!!
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Male 246
Lynk (UK) did a couple of adverts like these,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGC7R9to...

and you can find the other ones in "Related"

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Male 142
that was AWSOM-wait, those aren`t midgets!
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Female 158
Poor bambi...
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Male 2,486
My last girlfriend liked it.. I didn`t marinate myself in it like some people do though, like like 2 quick sprays.

The commercials are annoying, as attractive as those girls were, I couldn`t watch past 30 seconds.. too annoying.

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Male 2,510
you mean lynx....no i wont listen to you if you correct me.
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Male 995
By the time she made up her mind, the guy was flaccid...
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Female 152
....whatever
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Female 149
romeo and juliet WAS true love! dont ruin it!
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Female 101
Haha... Just noticed something; "I want true love.. Like Romeo and Juliet!"
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Juliet was 14, and she screwed Romeo once, the second or third day she knew him and they got married and then killed themselves. Yup, that sounds perfect.. 0_o
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Female 486
The one commercial with the woman in the supermarket, where she`s pushing an old woman in a wheel chair then spots a guy she likes and pushes the wheel chair away....*that* one was funny.

I`m not sure which smell is the Axe smell, but my boyfriend wears something different and whatever it is, it smells good. It does make me want to be close to him, but no, it does not make me lose my common sense. Girls aren`t stupid.

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Female 1,172
I hate axe personally, my little bro wears it. It`s so strong you can taste it if someone is wearing it.
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Female 1,832
God that was lame ... just shoot me now so I won`t have to think about the next one that might come out...ugh.
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Female 26
I agree with Qpax... any publicity is good publicity. But still... stupid commercial.
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Male 188
I think some people are taking this a liiitle too seriously. It`s deliberately cheesy and low-brow to provoke a reaction - no need to start on about how `degrading to women` it is. That`s the joke...

And obviously the advert was a good idea, because it`s drawn attention to itself. So, despite how you all hate it, you`ve played right into the advertisers` hands. How ironic.

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Female 87
I want to take an axe to the face of whoever decided this commercial was a good idea.
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Male 308
Well...how interesting? All that effort into a scent for a man? I guess.
Anyways...just sounds like a song the pussy cat dolls would make..-pukes-
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Female 1,071
That was so stupid...

And that`s all I can be bothered to say

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Male 452
Girls love axe(s)!
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Female 655
....:)
bom chicka wow wow
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Male 452
Wow OMG! I`m gonna go buy a whole crate of Axe!!! I am going to get su much sex :D :D
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Female 37
If I see another AXE or TAG commercial, I swear I`m going to have to put a stocking over my head and start capping off random people from the top of a clock tower with a shot gun or drive myself to the mental ward.
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Male 2
the only axe i rilly ever liked was kilo or what ever, back in teh day. canada foo

thats sad in europe they just fck everything over.
like seriously.

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Female 11
Or aphrodisiacs.
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Female 11
LMFAO ok. Unless Axe has some serious pheromones, I doubt it can deliver that the commercial promises.
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Male 1,364
axe stinks
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Male 988
i think the `random situation` adverts from these guys (Lynx as they are called in UK) are much better, for example http://youtube.com/watch?v=yC2WtvTdNPE
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Male 967
The Lynx one way outdoes it in sheer stupidity. But at least it`s short. The Axe one is kind of hot, but even more of a slander on women. The black chick saying boom chicka wah wah in the middle of it made me laugh my arse off, though.
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Male 276
everyone cares tooo much wat they look or err... smell like these days
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Female 375
It was too long, I got bored.


Also, I thought it was going to be THIS advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGC7R9to...

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Female 718
this is terrible, i prefer the english `lynx` version.
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Female 1,496
WOW, I lost brain cells watching that.

Axe screams to women, I can`t afford real cologne. It also screams, puebesent male, who will most likely never get laid unless he turns into a rapist.

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Male 239
I HATE those lynx ads the`re so annoying. You can`t turn on the tv without some girl dancing cause of a nice smell,so stupid.
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Male 2,216
We have the same product and ad campaign in the UK, but over here it`s called "Lynx" not "Axe". I wonder why the difference.
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Male 902
@Suicism
I like what you did with that post, just taking this sh*t that is so degrading to women and then BAMM!, planted it on the black folk. We getting the jews in on this next? Any takers?
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Male 210
that was a very very good clip!

but i don`t know way there are still women who would like to dance in it!
Theire becoming objects!

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Male 3,631
xxxana: Tag was the first, and I hated the fragrance from the moment I saw in on T.V. Axe is no better, in fact worse because they are a ripoff of something that already stank (literally).

By the by, Props Jerm leather.

Buddy - "I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience."

Yeah, and a black audience to boot... I hate those f**kin` commercials, almost as much as I hate the incessantly prattling slogan of "where you at?" Somebody give me a gun! Also, I was offered an opportunity to appear in the new urban hit-movie in the making, "how she move." What the f**k, are we now sanctifying negronics as an official dialect?

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Male 126
I liked the axe commercial with the guy in the elevator. It went downwards from that point on.
Does anyone else agree Axe seriously stinks?
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Male 838
The moral of this! Be has slutty has you can so that men can have sex with you.
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Female 1,211
This is so stupid.
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Male 650
^ wow..another case of teenage slut
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Female 170
Its not just guys who like it. There are girls in my class who think this advert is awesome. They copy the singing and dancing and everything.

Its pretty depressing.

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Female 2,027
^ ok.....

weird advert too.

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Male 902
`Wrong. Because MOST people are dumb enough to fall for them.`

You can`t be stupid enough to think that people would `fall` for these things.

And axe will sell the f*ck out anyway, because it is the cheapest `MAKE ME NOT SMELL F*CKING DRUNK AT WORK WHEN IT`S ALREADY F*CKING HARD ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THESE GODDAMN SHAKES` product I can think of. And the length of the description doesn`t mean these products have a small niche market to fit into, it`s HUGE. That`s the only reason I can think of that anyone would buy this sh*t. It smells horrible.

And I like my women crawling. Asses bouncing in time to the music helps, too.

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Male 286
I was enlightened to finally find out that that stuff DOES disolve your brain.
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Male 962
these ads are getting pretty annoying
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Male 40
You may not be, but most people are morons. Why do you think advertising companies keep making things like this? Because no-one is dumb enough to fall for them?

Wrong. Because MOST people are dumb enough to fall for them.

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Male 897
Yep. The Axe ad campaign is one of the most insulting ones around. It`s nothing new, though this `music video` is even more offensive then usual. What I think is funny is that no one seems to notice that a deoderant spray is using almost the same advertising techniques as old beer commercials used to use. Regardless, guys aren`t all dumb enough to fall for this, and most woman have enough common sense to not go screw any slob that happens to walk by wearing a cheap fragerance. The Axe commercials are just another example of the fact that corporate advertising companies think we are all morons.
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Male 623
Totally empowering to women.
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Female 327
This is a real commercial, how sad!!!!!
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Male 79
The Axe commercials are actually just vile, at least I think so anyway. Not sexy at all, just, ugh, horrible.
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Female 1,065
Classy.
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Female 207
Bamchicka... Goddamnit... I`m never going to get that song out of my head -.-
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Male 747
So axe destroys girls brains so you can have sex with a vegatble... tsk tsk, axe tsk tsk,
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Female 229
What tools.
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Male 699
Are they trying to be hip and funny?
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Female 314
seriously these axe commercials are getting boring......
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Male 1,931
Just turn the sound off... add a little editing and this video would be awesome.
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Female 101
Ugh... rediculous. These commercials keep getting worse. The one with the black chick and the supermarket? That was pretty funny. But this is just stupid. Honestly, I think my IQ dropped a little bit. I`d put this right down there with the Pussy Cat Dolls.
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Female 679
^ I lol`d.

And commerical... tht was sad.

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Male 59
Or the deaf.
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Male 10,115
Link: Boom Chicka Wa Wa [Rate Link] - I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience.
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