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Date: 05/31/07 02:26 AM

136 Responses to Boom Chicka Wa Wa

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    May 30, 2007 at 12:50 pm
    Link: Boom Chicka Wa Wa - I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience.
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    Shadowspell Male 18-29
    59 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:32 am
    Or the deaf.
  3. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:35 am
    ^ I lol`d.

    And commerical... tht was sad.

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    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:39 am
    Ugh... rediculous. These commercials keep getting worse. The one with the black chick and the supermarket? That was pretty funny. But this is just stupid. Honestly, I think my IQ dropped a little bit. I`d put this right down there with the Pussy Cat Dolls.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:40 am
    Just turn the sound off... add a little editing and this video would be awesome.
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    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:50 am
    seriously these axe commercials are getting boring......
  7. Profile photo of AtomicMuffin
    AtomicMuffin Male 13-17
    699 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:56 am
    Are they trying to be hip and funny?
  8. Profile photo of Lolleh
    Lolleh Female 18-29
    229 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:56 am
    What tools.
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    imcoolyeah Male 13-17
    747 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:07 am
    So axe destroys girls brains so you can have sex with a vegatble... tsk tsk, axe tsk tsk,
  10. Profile photo of tawnymw1988
    tawnymw1988 Female 18-29
    207 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:08 am
    Bamchicka... Goddamnit... I`m never going to get that song out of my head -.-
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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:14 am
    Classy.
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    rattler201 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:15 am
    The Axe commercials are actually just vile, at least I think so anyway. Not sexy at all, just, ugh, horrible.
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    efst Female 30-39
    327 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:25 am
    This is a real commercial, how sad!!!!!
  14. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:26 am
    Totally empowering to women.
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    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:45 am
    Yep. The Axe ad campaign is one of the most insulting ones around. It`s nothing new, though this `music video` is even more offensive then usual. What I think is funny is that no one seems to notice that a deoderant spray is using almost the same advertising techniques as old beer commercials used to use. Regardless, guys aren`t all dumb enough to fall for this, and most woman have enough common sense to not go screw any slob that happens to walk by wearing a cheap fragerance. The Axe commercials are just another example of the fact that corporate advertising companies think we are all morons.
  16. Profile photo of jscohen
    jscohen Male 18-29
    40 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:54 am
    You may not be, but most people are morons. Why do you think advertising companies keep making things like this? Because no-one is dumb enough to fall for them?

    Wrong. Because MOST people are dumb enough to fall for them.

  17. Profile photo of scott-13
    scott-13 Male 13-17
    962 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:11 am
    these ads are getting pretty annoying
  18. Profile photo of lewisc007
    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:17 am
    I was enlightened to finally find out that that stuff DOES disolve your brain.
  19. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:27 am
    `Wrong. Because MOST people are dumb enough to fall for them.`

    You can`t be stupid enough to think that people would `fall` for these things.

    And axe will sell the f*ck out anyway, because it is the cheapest `MAKE ME NOT SMELL F*CKING DRUNK AT WORK WHEN IT`S ALREADY F*CKING HARD ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THESE GODDAMN SHAKES` product I can think of. And the length of the description doesn`t mean these products have a small niche market to fit into, it`s HUGE. That`s the only reason I can think of that anyone would buy this sh*t. It smells horrible.

    And I like my women crawling. Asses bouncing in time to the music helps, too.

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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:32 am
    ^ ok.....

    weird advert too.

  21. Profile photo of eyesore
    eyesore Female 13-17
    170 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:39 am
    Its not just guys who like it. There are girls in my class who think this advert is awesome. They copy the singing and dancing and everything.

    Its pretty depressing.

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    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:50 am
    ^ wow..another case of teenage slut
  23. Profile photo of upendy
    upendy Female 13-17
    1211 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:51 am
    This is so stupid.
  24. Profile photo of Argh_Beast
    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:02 am
    The moral of this! Be has slutty has you can so that men can have sex with you.
  25. Profile photo of xxxana
    xxxana Male 18-29
    126 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:32 am
    I liked the axe commercial with the guy in the elevator. It went downwards from that point on.
    Does anyone else agree Axe seriously stinks?
  26. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:36 am
    xxxana: Tag was the first, and I hated the fragrance from the moment I saw in on T.V. Axe is no better, in fact worse because they are a ripoff of something that already stank (literally).

    By the by, Props Jerm leather.

    Buddy - "I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience."

    Yeah, and a black audience to boot... I hate those f**kin` commercials, almost as much as I hate the incessantly prattling slogan of "where you at?" Somebody give me a gun! Also, I was offered an opportunity to appear in the new urban hit-movie in the making, "how she move." What the f**k, are we now sanctifying negronics as an official dialect?

  27. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:37 am
    that was a very very good clip!

    but i don`t know way there are still women who would like to dance in it!
    Theire becoming objects!

  28. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:39 am
    @Suicism
    I like what you did with that post, just taking this sh*t that is so degrading to women and then BAMM!, planted it on the black folk. We getting the jews in on this next? Any takers?
  29. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
    2216 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:51 am
    We have the same product and ad campaign in the UK, but over here it`s called "Lynx" not "Axe". I wonder why the difference.
  30. Profile photo of Riddell
    Riddell Male 13-17
    239 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:54 am
    I HATE those lynx ads the`re so annoying. You can`t turn on the tv without some girl dancing cause of a nice smell,so stupid.
  31. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:26 am
    WOW, I lost brain cells watching that.

    Axe screams to women, I can`t afford real cologne. It also screams, puebesent male, who will most likely never get laid unless he turns into a rapist.

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    matrixie Female 18-29
    718 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:51 am
    this is terrible, i prefer the english `lynx` version.
  33. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:58 am
    It was too long, I got bored.


    Also, I thought it was going to be THIS advert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGC7R9to...

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    seanromm2151 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:40 am
    everyone cares tooo much wat they look or err... smell like these days
  35. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:44 am
    The Lynx one way outdoes it in sheer stupidity. But at least it`s short. The Axe one is kind of hot, but even more of a slander on women. The black chick saying boom chicka wah wah in the middle of it made me laugh my arse off, though.
  36. Profile photo of JAXLEY
    JAXLEY Male 18-29
    988 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:18 am
    i think the `random situation` adverts from these guys (Lynx as they are called in UK) are much better, for example http://youtube.com/watch?v=yC2WtvTdNPE
  37. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:28 am
    axe stinks
  38. Profile photo of paperlilies
    paperlilies Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:59 am
    LMFAO ok. Unless Axe has some serious pheromones, I doubt it can deliver that the commercial promises.
  39. Profile photo of paperlilies
    paperlilies Female 13-17
    11 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:59 am
    Or aphrodisiacs.
  40. Profile photo of RoTPhEaR
    RoTPhEaR Male 18-29
    2 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:52 am
    the only axe i rilly ever liked was kilo or what ever, back in teh day. canada foo

    thats sad in europe they just fck everything over.
    like seriously.

  41. Profile photo of megzfiddler
    megzfiddler Female 18-29
    37 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:55 am
    If I see another AXE or TAG commercial, I swear I`m going to have to put a stocking over my head and start capping off random people from the top of a clock tower with a shot gun or drive myself to the mental ward.
  42. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:58 am
    Wow OMG! I`m gonna go buy a whole crate of Axe!!! I am going to get su much sex :D :D
  43. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:00 am
    ....:)
    bom chicka wow wow
  44. Profile photo of DeadlyLegion
    DeadlyLegion Male 18-29
    452 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:04 am
    Girls love axe(s)!
  45. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:09 am
    That was so stupid...

    And that`s all I can be bothered to say

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    blahbored Male 70 & Over
    308 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:23 am
    Well...how interesting? All that effort into a scent for a man? I guess.
    Anyways...just sounds like a song the pussy cat dolls would make..-pukes-
  47. Profile photo of dazlthenites
    dazlthenites Female 18-29
    87 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:25 am
    I want to take an axe to the face of whoever decided this commercial was a good idea.
  48. Profile photo of Qpax
    Qpax Male 18-29
    188 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:37 am
    I think some people are taking this a liiitle too seriously. It`s deliberately cheesy and low-brow to provoke a reaction - no need to start on about how `degrading to women` it is. That`s the joke...

    And obviously the advert was a good idea, because it`s drawn attention to itself. So, despite how you all hate it, you`ve played right into the advertisers` hands. How ironic.

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    mungiemoo Female 18-29
    26 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:51 am
    I agree with Qpax... any publicity is good publicity. But still... stupid commercial.
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    larajunky Female 40-49
    1832 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:52 am
    God that was lame ... just shoot me now so I won`t have to think about the next one that might come out...ugh.
  51. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    I hate axe personally, my little bro wears it. It`s so strong you can taste it if someone is wearing it.
  52. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    486 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    The one commercial with the woman in the supermarket, where she`s pushing an old woman in a wheel chair then spots a guy she likes and pushes the wheel chair away....*that* one was funny.

    I`m not sure which smell is the Axe smell, but my boyfriend wears something different and whatever it is, it smells good. It does make me want to be close to him, but no, it does not make me lose my common sense. Girls aren`t stupid.

  53. Profile photo of tryit0nce
    tryit0nce Female 18-29
    101 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    Haha... Just noticed something; "I want true love.. Like Romeo and Juliet!"
    .
    Juliet was 14, and she screwed Romeo once, the second or third day she knew him and they got married and then killed themselves. Yup, that sounds perfect.. 0_o
  54. Profile photo of lauralegend
    lauralegend Female 13-17
    149 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    romeo and juliet WAS true love! dont ruin it!
  55. Profile photo of flyingpixiex
    flyingpixiex Female 18-29
    152 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    ....whatever
  56. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:15 pm
    By the time she made up her mind, the guy was flaccid...
  57. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    you mean lynx....no i wont listen to you if you correct me.
  58. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    My last girlfriend liked it.. I didn`t marinate myself in it like some people do though, like like 2 quick sprays.

    The commercials are annoying, as attractive as those girls were, I couldn`t watch past 30 seconds.. too annoying.

  59. Profile photo of BangYourDead
    BangYourDead Female 13-17
    158 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 1:54 pm
    Poor bambi...
  60. Profile photo of keylimepie20
    keylimepie20 Male 18-29
    142 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:11 pm
    that was AWSOM-wait, those aren`t midgets!
  61. Profile photo of thechacken
    thechacken Male 13-17
    246 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    Lynk (UK) did a couple of adverts like these,

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGC7R9to...

    and you can find the other ones in "Related"

  62. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:27 pm
    stuff like this confusses me, this is allowed and guys like it, but if I were to do this, I`d be considdderd a slut, coz go to see strippers, but they would never marry one coz there considderd sluts, I dont get it, why is this okie, but if I did this guys would hat me for it.. boys confusse me!!
  63. Profile photo of Lorah
    Lorah Female 18-29
    1784 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    guys go to see strippers*
  64. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:41 pm
    that was just way too much for a commercial.
  65. Profile photo of LaChica
    LaChica Female 18-29
    1596 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:56 pm
    Axe Spray = the suxxors
  66. Profile photo of justKatrina
    justKatrina Female 13-17
    1007 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    Oh, God, I saw that at my friend`s house. She held my hair back.
  67. Profile photo of SilentxEm
    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    I used to like axe... until I got shoved in a football locker, and someone sprayed it in through the vents. But that`s a different story.
    This was just dumb. If I`m going to screw a guy just to screw a guy, he`s gotta be decent looking, and have a sexy demeanor. As long as he doesn`t have horrible B.O., or smell like garlic or something, I don`t care what he smells like.
  68. Profile photo of JAK-STEEL
    JAK-STEEL Male 13-17
    1364 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    bom chica wom wowww
  69. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 3:51 pm
    YAY! PORN INFESTING ANOTHER ASPECT OF MY DAILY ENTERTAINMENT!

    Thanks IAB fags...

    (not that I got anything against porn, i`m willing to bet that my collection is bigger than all yalls. But that dosent mean that porn needs to be interwoven into 90 mother drating percent of EVERYTHING IN EXISTANCE!)

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2007 at 4:45 pm
    "Axe screams to women, I can`t afford real cologne. It also screams, puebesent male, who will most likely never get laid unless he turns into a rapist."
    devi, you always cease to amaze me. you cant just make an insulting hyperbole and assume its funny.

    "Juliet was 14, and she screwed Romeo once, the second or third day she knew him and they got married and then killed themselves. Yup, that sounds perfect.. 0_o"
    marriage at 14 was normal those days, and girls at that age were more "mature"... it was pretty much set in stone that you didnt have sex before marriage... which they didnt.

  71. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    I`VE ONLY USED IT AS A SHOWER IN A CAN...
  72. Profile photo of jdf2k7
    jdf2k7 Male 13-17
    325 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    those girls were fit
  73. Profile photo of Nadroj09
    Nadroj09 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:00 pm
    i hate it when people who smell like ass put axe on cause then it just smells like ass and axe
  74. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:15 pm
    The only thing axe is good for is making a small flamethrower...
    Sadly, burnt axe smalls slightly better than regular.
  75. Profile photo of punk7634
    punk7634 Female 18-29
    191 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:20 pm
    This explains why the scent of that crap gives me a massive head ache. It`s killing my common sense.....NOT.

    This ad is also homophobic. Just cause "your libido is in control",girls crave a man? I think not.

  76. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    Axe smells like ass. Regardless of the variety, it just reeks. Though if you`re broke and stinky... good luck getting any chicks though.

    As for the commercial, it made me lol and shake my head in disgust.

  77. Profile photo of scandinavia
    scandinavia Female 13-17
    15 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 6:12 pm
    Damnit! I can`t get the f*cking song out of my head!
  78. Profile photo of omta
    omta Female 13-17
    363 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:03 pm
    Can`t beat the lady in the supermarket. LOL
  79. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:04 pm
    ...Axe is Disgusting and smells horrible.
  80. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:06 pm
    this drating suck...
  81. Profile photo of M_Archer
    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Ah, so that`s where Tucker from Red Vs. Blue got that from!
  82. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:35 pm
    "I`m pretty sure this commerical is aimed towards a male audience."
    You thought wrong.

    Girl: "We`re here to warn all you girls that there`s a monster headed south."

    ......that was certainly an interesting outfit choice to warn girls about monsters. In any case, thank you slutty girls! I will make sure to tell my sister and female friends to watch out for the monsters in the south!!!

  83. Profile photo of Varifael
    Varifael Female 18-29
    239 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    Wow, with hardcore scantily-clad dancing like that, those girls could get a real music career!

    Axe smells kinda weird, in my opinion, and is god awful when there`s too much, it`s too near, or used in conjunction with something already foul smelling. Not too bad for covering body odour though, considering it overpowers any other scent.

  84. Profile photo of xDDitsmee
    xDDitsmee Female 18-29
    266 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:36 pm
    "What would mother say??"
  85. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    christ, willl they ever stop making these?
  86. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    Yea.
    Aimed towared males.
    Definately.
  87. Profile photo of Mayhem66
    Mayhem66 Female 13-17
    454 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:47 pm
    ^^She`d say put on that skimpy thong and drop all those cliches!


    Ah, I can feel my dignity draining every second I spend commenting on this pile of monkey sh*t...

  88. Profile photo of Immersion
    Immersion Female 18-29
    78 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    High school locker rooms... my little brother on a friday night going to the movies.... REEK OF AXE. Bleh.. Why don`t they understand how bad this stuff smells?!
  89. Profile photo of Smudge09
    Smudge09 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:11 pm
    Wow...just wow at the stupidness of this advert. And if I here the phrase "Boomchika Wow Wow" again, I will not be responsible for my actions
  90. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 8:19 pm
    BOOMCHIKA WOW WOW
  91. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:34 pm
    You all liked it, and you know it...
  92. Profile photo of mluther
    mluther Male 13-17
    1023 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 9:44 pm
    why does axe esinkto pornagraphy(it doesn`t have to be naked people)
  93. Profile photo of Vanwa
    Vanwa Female 13-17
    357 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:00 pm
    I don`t see what`s wrong with it and I`m an 18 year old girl. You`d think I`d be offended.
  94. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:05 pm
    I recall blogging something about only one body-spray/deodorant advertising campaign I actually liked.

    It definately wasn`t either AXE or TAG. Actually Right Guard made the best advertising campaign with Rachel Spector.

    She didn`t need to dress slutty, act sultry, or any other crap that either AXE or TAG had to resort to.

    All she had to do was talk. You gott search for those videos and see exactly what I mean.

  95. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    What`s wrong with this video...

    1- Sluttiness is IN... aparrently.
    2- Teens and impressionable adults live upon the holy tome that is advertising. And this is sending the wrong messages.
    3- Feminists will be pissed off more than usual. And I`d like to keep my balls.
    4- The song sucks.
    5- The cologne smells horrid. Like the inside of a wooden leg.
    6- America grows dumber every additional crap-bag like this is produced.

    --End of Rant--

  96. Profile photo of quixoto
    quixoto Male 18-29
    58 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    Y`know, the worst thing about it is that it`s not even sexy. These women just come off as repellant Britney Spears clones. So the one thing this commercial set out to do it didn`t even succeed in. What a failure on all fronts.
  97. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    PayN8tention: It`s "There`s a monsoon heading south." Not monster..that makes no sense.
  98. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 10:36 pm
    Oh, and one last thing:

    Only Tucker from Red Vs. Blue is allowed to get away with saying "Bom Chicka Bow Wow."

    "Hey ladies, I`m here to lay some pipe. *Bow Chicka Bow Wow*." --Tucker, RedVsBlue.com

    It`s from this episode: --Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings

  99. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:01 pm
    Oh yeah; and that was before AXE had all these lame-a$$ ideas.

    So, would that then mean AXE was plaigarising Red Vs. Blue? I`m amazed Rooster Teeth didn`t sue the designers or the advertising "geniuses", for stealing thier line.

  100. Profile photo of Ron_Burgundy
    Ron_Burgundy Male 18-29
    341 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:07 pm
    THAT.....WAS.....AWESOME!
  101. Profile photo of Prowler2885
    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
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    May 31, 2007 at 11:08 pm
    Sorry, here`s a Youtube for you non-Myspacers. I had the link previously set.

    --Red Vs. Blue-- Episode 58: Familiar Surroundings

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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:10 pm
    It`s not a line, it an old generic porno riff for the bass. People just started using when referring sex.

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    IAmTheMoose Male 18-29
    1343 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:19 pm
    i always thought it was `bow chicka wow-wow,` not `boom chicka wa wa.`
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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:33 pm
    It`s a single friggin letter off. Shut it.

    I subtley corrected it with the Tucker quote. BTW, the rest of the quote, and episode, is pretty darn funny.

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    Jai_Hind Male 18-29
    6 posts
    May 31, 2007 at 11:42 pm
    i can`t believe the chit that i just witnessed..this by far is their dumbest stuff yet. what`s even worse is they actually found people to do this craptastic musical mockery.
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    jjcruiser13 Female 18-29
    706 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 1:27 am
    Things I have learned from this commercial:

    1. Don`t crave that silly thing called respect, commitment, or long term feelings. Only go for the one night stands with random guys who will fondly refer to you as "great ass".

    2. Be really, really, really slutty. There`s no worry at all! STDs? What are those?

    3. If you want to be "sexy" you have to be a size 0 and slink around in a bra and panties.

    4. If you`re not a total and complete whore that sluts down halls and f*cks any guy who comes along with cheap body spray, you must be fuddy and boring.

    5. Lose that self respect, girl!

    Got it.

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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 2:11 am
    Wasn`t that written in the most recent bills sent to George W. Bush to sign as law?

    Or was it sent to Bill Clinton eons back?

    I don`t remember...

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    jess_izzle Female 18-29
    226 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 2:17 am
    haha. Sexual Tourrette`s.
  109. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    To all the woman who find this insulting -

    It`s only to you. Realise that woman are doing this commercial, and dont care whether it`s demeaning or not.

    Oh, and efst-
    "This is a real commercial, how sad!!!!!"
    What`s sad must be your low English scores, judging by your use of punctuation. And I dont care about your age, I bet you`re either lying or stayed back all those years since you still dont get it. My base for "lying" is that you`re using an avatar made for 8-14 year old myspace lovers.

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    blue_mess Male 13-17
    315 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 4:32 pm
    That stinks. Soooo bad.
  111. Profile photo of Invalok
    Invalok Male 18-29
    724 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 4:54 pm
    That was your brain on Axe...
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    WickedSteak Male 18-29
    319 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 5:19 pm
    axe commercials are so retarded, it almost makes me want to vomit
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    black chick and the supermarket commercial....
    :P
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    ASIMO Male 18-29
    44 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    How can anyone find any dignity in these ladies. They only help to demean their gender and to downgrade their essence, promoting the misunderstanding that women are sexual objects, nothing else. Talentless beauty, it`s only mainstream.
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    oldie Male 13-17
    241 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    I gave up at about 20 seconds. It is the Lynx deoderant, right?
  116. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 9:46 pm
    Axe smells bad.
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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    heh...
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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    June 1, 2007 at 11:47 pm
    I don`t know why, but it looked to me like a present-day "Grease" plot.("But,what if there`s regret and..." "I want romance like Romeo and Juliet..." & "What would mother think?") *sigh* I wish I haven`t seen this now,X-(
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 12:16 am
    That`s a whole lotta make-up they`re wearing. It must cost a lot to look that cheap!

    I watched the ad with the sound off, and now I feel like kind of a bad person. :-(

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    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 12:58 am
    ..i think part of my brain melted
  121. Profile photo of artfulartist
    artfulartist Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 1:29 am
    i feel better about my singing
  122. Profile photo of thebeast12
    thebeast12 Male 13-17
    108 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 1:39 am
    axe smells horrible i never buy axe
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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 2:33 am
    Oldie:
    You must mean Sex Panther.

    Nope, it`s AXE. It`s thousands of times worse than Sex Panther.

    It smells like the inside of a wooden leg with black mold encrusted with vomit from a years-worth of alchohol abuse dried in it and microwaved on high for 5 minutes; including a curious starving cat that ate it and died in a purtid mass if it`s own bile, cooked inside of an old Pinto for at least 5 consecutive years.

    It smells like Death on a bad date.

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    Se1 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    uh .... its bow chicka bow wow ....
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    BabiiGirl93 Female 13-17
    441 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 6:15 pm
    I LUV IT!!!!!!!!!! me and my friend always say that!!! it wuz funny that thier is a website 4 it.....the axe commercials are the best
  126. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 10:31 pm
    That made my penis happy.

    (so what if I`m perverted, mean person)

  127. Profile photo of irule40
    irule40 Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 2, 2007 at 10:32 pm
    Ha, I wanted to see what it put when I said c unt
  128. Profile photo of camaaf
    camaaf Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 11:39 am
    Crap like this is why I don`t even have TV anymore. Why pay $65/mo to watch endless sh*t like this? I agree with the multitude that has said it elsewhere in this post - the American youth is getting dumber by the commercial.
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    HubmaN Male 30-39
    60 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    What a waste of everything. I gave up on it 30 seconds in.
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    gildenstern Male 13-17
    6 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 5:25 pm
    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!
  131. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 8:20 pm
    hmm...catchy.
  132. Profile photo of HawkEyeElise
    HawkEyeElise Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 3, 2007 at 8:24 pm
    oh and when the black girl sang it? LOL.
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    pea_ooter Male 13-17
    986 posts
    June 6, 2007 at 8:56 pm
    Axe. Yawnnn....
  134. Profile photo of KenzieBabii
    KenzieBabii Female 13-17
    20 posts
    August 23, 2007 at 3:51 am
    The one with black chick in tha store was hilarios but now they`re totally turning it into "soft porn"blah.
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    raflep Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 25, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    in other words, axe is destroying your brain... so don`t use it for the remains of girl`s brain`s sake...:-)

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