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In WWII, Einstein and his colleague Chuck Norris were called upon to develop a weapon capable of mass destruction. They created two. One was the atom bomb; the other was Chuck`s roundhouse kick. Sending Chuck Norris in to roundhouse kick everyone was much more enviromentally friendly, but in the end the government decided to use the atom bomb. When asked why, an official was quoted as saying, "Our goal is to hurt Japan, not decimate it." Hearing this comment, Chuck Norris proceeded to call the official a "wuss", and roundhouse kicked him into the future. This official is known as Al Gore.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.
they are now known as "the islands" ... and home to his sweat shops
some of my faves ^^
Chuck Norris once brought down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting BANG!
That`s what the picture looks like.
Beets those stupid LOW Jeans.
^Those are just there to spite Naoscaireawesome link also lol, chuck norris is the ruler of the universe, just some people use the name God instead
those nun chucks were cool though
thought i`d let you know
They`re not just Action Jeans. They`re Chuck Norris Action Jeans.
Although I`d say it was pretty smart of them to advertise using chuck norris, if the ad is real.