Action Jeans

Submitted by: LaChica 10 years ago in Funny

Finally, you don"t have to decide between wearing fashionable jeans and doing karate.
There are 82 comments:
Male 130
CHUCK NORRIS RULES!!!!! YEA!!!!!
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Male 447
lol hahhaha
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Male 738
It makes sense. If you try to kick around your head`s height, it sticks around the opposite leg and hip. And Chuck is the perfect spokesman. After all...He`s Chuck Norris!
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Female 226
hahah Yessss. Anything to do with Chuck Norris is automatically funny.
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Male 756
Little known piece of history:

In WWII, Einstein and his colleague Chuck Norris were called upon to develop a weapon capable of mass destruction. They created two. One was the atom bomb; the other was Chuck`s roundhouse kick. Sending Chuck Norris in to roundhouse kick everyone was much more enviromentally friendly, but in the end the government decided to use the atom bomb. When asked why, an official was quoted as saying, "Our goal is to hurt Japan, not decimate it." Hearing this comment, Chuck Norris proceeded to call the official a "wuss", and roundhouse kicked him into the future. This official is known as Al Gore.

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Male 756
They ARE NOT Chuck Norris Jokes!!! They are FACTS!!!
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Female 920
Oh man, I always wanted to wear jeans as I did Tae Kwon Do
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Female 1,382
LOL nunchucks + Chuck Norris action jeans!
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Female 37
HAHAHAH where are you all getting all these fine, fine Chuck Norris jokes?
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Male 646
I think they are a great idea!
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Male 25
God i need that idiot chuck norris!!!
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Male 404
When god said "Let There Be Light"
Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
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Male 2,781
WHOA! CHECK OUT THOSE LOW LOW JEANS! AND THE SEE THROUGH SHIRT!...THE LINK BY NEAGLE LIKE 15 POSTS ABOVE...
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Male 2,510
rwhy would chuck norris need special jeans, he could command any jeans to do what he wants.
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Male 4,546
You guys missed the best one!

Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.

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Male 291
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands.

they are now known as "the islands" ... and home to his sweat shops

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Female 1,065
Everyone loves Chuck Norris but I simply don`t care.. cause I`m hard-core.... Yep.
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Male 108
when bruce banner gets mad he turns into the hulk, but when the hulk gets mad he turns into chuck norris !!!
van dam once beat chuck norris, but was woken up from this dream by a round house kick !!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

some of my faves ^^

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Male 967
Those jeans rock, I own two pair, myself. You can really let loose while wearin` them. They`re still sold, too. Although not by Chuck.
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Female 221
that`s old.
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Female 426
YES

Chuck Norris once brought down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and shouting BANG!

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Female 239
Nunchuks are awesome. I have nothing to say on the topic of the Action Jeans, but nunchuks are awesome.
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Male 425
Chuck Norris`s tears can cure cancer; unfortunately, Chuck Norris doesn`t cry.
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Male 425
"Won`t bind your legs, but will bind your balls."

That`s what the picture looks like.

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Male 273
Chuck Norris SUCKS! (waits to see how many people beat him up or verbally abuse him) o.o
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Male 897
I also enjoy Chuck Norris facts. My favorites are "Chuck Norris` tears can cure cancer. Sadly, he has never cried." and "Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken`s famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear."
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Male 1,404
Yea Chuck!

Beets those stupid LOW Jeans.

LOW Jeans

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Male 273
O DAMMIT!! HawkEyeElise, YOUR PIC IS ONE FROM A SCREAMER!! GAHHH!!! HORRIBLE MEMORIES!!!! *yelps, assumes fetal position, has a small seizure, and dies*
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Male 991
Weird, everyone wants them, but I haven`t seen a single person in them.
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Male 130
I would really buy these. I wonder if there is still someplace I can get them from...
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Male 22
I want some
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Female 198
o em geeeee btw i got heelys today! ive already fallen on my ass like, 6 times!! WOOT!
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Female 198
ooooooookaaaaaaaaayyy..... lol
btw, does anyone remember the name of the drink mixing game? i REALLY want to play it... :D
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Female 1,262
That Chuck... always thinking and always moving.
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Male 302
Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
Chuck Norris doesn`t sleep, he waits.
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Female 441
I LUV CHUCK NORRIS FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 782
About damn time.
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Male 756
Chuck Norris eats coal and poops diamonds.
Trains stop at a Chuck Norris crossing.
The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris.

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Male 147
chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
chuck norris` calender goes from march 31st to april2nd because nobody fools chuck norris.
chuck norris isn`t hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.

^Those are just there to spite Naoscaire
awesome link also lol, chuck norris is the ruler of the universe, just some people use the name God instead

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Male 377
thats funny
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Male 139
old, but he`d still kick your ass
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Female 37
Uh... funny? I guess...

those nun chucks were cool though

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Female 193
Chuck Norris is old.
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Male 4,393
chuck norris!! ahahahaha lol
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Male 382
When Chuck talks, the world listens.
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Male 226
chucknorrisfacts.com lalala
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Female 340
chuck norris pwns!
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Female 93
ghey.
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Female 139
I`ve always wanted a pair of jeans I could round house kick old ladies in.
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Female 4
Omg. I would so buy those. Not only because I hate having to kick in jeans (seriously....major nightmare), but Chuck Norris has `em. They`ve gotta rock.
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Male 325
great comfortable jeans for my kicking ass day
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Male 1,364
hhooray
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Male 194
oh and btw, chuck norris` birth name was carlos ray

thought i`d let you know

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Male 194
where can i get me some?
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Female 655
pahahaaha
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Female 312
I`d wear `em.
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Male 571
No Chuck Norris Random Facts, please! We`ve heard them all before!
Oh if you want to do Karate in any pair of jeans I suggest baggy-cut Levi Silvertabs :D
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Male 230
When Chuck Norris does press ups, he doesn`t push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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Female 109
nice shoes.... not
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Female 267
it has to do with chuck norris, duuuuh :D
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Female 69
lol
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Male 273
siny_toy_gun, what does that even have to do with anything? Sure its funny but its a waste of space.
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Male 10
lmao nunchucks lmao!!! hahah but anyway I feel guilty when I say I`d probably buy those jeans because they`d be easy to run in
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Male 330
I saw this ad in an old magazine like two years ago.

They`re not just Action Jeans. They`re Chuck Norris Action Jeans.

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Female 133
heh nunchuks
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Female 267

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Male 3,631
Too bad all the LADIES are thinking about is how readily these pants might be stripped from a given intrepid karateman`s legs...
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Male 78
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Female 129
yesssssssss must have a pair
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Male 4,012
I`m waiting for chuck norris jokes. I`m not worthy of making any.

Although I`d say it was pretty smart of them to advertise using chuck norris, if the ad is real.

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Female 1,944
everybody was kung foo fighting HI YAH!!
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Male 167
11th!
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Female 30
I`m scared to buy them..
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Female 1,944
awesome!
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Female 19
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Male 148
The real question is are they durable enough to withstand a kick through a car window?
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Male 480
omfg chuck norris!!! *faps*
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Female 2
haha hilarious
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Male 4,546
Damn, second. *Shakes fist in fury*
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Male 4,546
I would actually buy these.

(BTW first?)

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Male 31
stupid
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Female 1,596
Link: Action Jeans [Rate Link] - Finally, you don`t have to decide between wearing fashionable jeans and doing karate.
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