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Date: 04/21/07 02:40 AM

81 Responses to What really goes on in the Mens` Room.

  1. Profile photo of pickleklk
    pickleklk Female 18-29
    54 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    Link: What really goes on in the Mens` Room. - You saw the womens` now heres the mens`.
  2. Profile photo of sp4nky
    sp4nky Female 18-29
    47 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:47 am
    meh
  3. Profile photo of dixon323
    dixon323 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:48 am
    omfg crazy poo !!!!!!!
  4. Profile photo of jpoke89
    jpoke89 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:57 am
    okay, we don`t slap each other`s asses, what the drat?
  5. Profile photo of tharith
    tharith Male 18-29
    266 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:00 am
    yea if i ever got slapped in the asss while taking a piss, id probably turn around and punch him in the face and probably piss on him.
  6. Profile photo of xposya
    xposya Male 30-39
    12 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:07 am
    crap, simply crap, not as good as the women one
  7. Profile photo of BeanGreen
    BeanGreen Female 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 3:12 am
    You guys are just sore that your restroom spanking habits have been revealed.
  8. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:16 am
    wtf?! Guys don`t do that lol. The women one was funny but this was just crap.
  9. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 3:39 am
    I`ve never been in a corporate-yuppie-type of bathroom, so for all I know this probably could go on. It still strikes me as unrealistic, though, since all their names began with B.
  10. Profile photo of MIDGITslayer
    MIDGITslayer Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 3:41 am
    Heres how it goes: men go in, do there buisnees, then go out. Nothing to it. There is hardly ever any talking, and absouloutly no touching of any kind. Never ever is there that close a proximity to other men in the restroom. NEVER!!
  11. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:45 am
    lolol thats funny...I hope there is no touching going on... then again...who knows.....
  12. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 3:53 am
    ive never been slaped on my ass wile in a bathroom. ive never seen a line in a public bathroom either. not for guys anyways. seems like ther is always a line for the girls out the door and around the corner. its always funny to.
  13. Profile photo of lorddalvidii
    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:15 am
    and THIS is why i use the cubical ;)

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    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:22 am
    this is just making fun of the way that women are so analytical about everything and so picky with guys so the other video probably is over exaggerating how women "sizes up" a guy, while guys don`t give a poo really and show signs of approval by very simple things like the slapping of the ass or smiling and saying their name.

    pfffft

  15. Profile photo of DMDekoth
    DMDekoth Male 70 & Over
    888 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:22 am
    Lol, wasn`t there a guide on how to use the urinals? No one ever goes next to one another.
  16. Profile photo of kidcomeback
    kidcomeback Male 18-29
    182 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:23 am
    though i think slapping of asses only happens in a locker room?
  17. Profile photo of ebsha
    ebsha Female 18-29
    198 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:43 am
    c`mon i-a-b, this is just pathetic how you`re giving contradicting sources!!

    First you give a guide on how to use the urinals, which plainly states never to talk to ANYONE or use a urinal directly next to one being used. And now you try to tell us that men frequently slap asses and give high-5`s whilst using a urinal?

    Get your facts figured out i-a-b, and stop confusing your consumers!

  18. Profile photo of Giltrap
    Giltrap Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:43 am
    http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_gam...

    What you see here is, just about what happens. People avoid each other.

    DMDekoth I think that is what you`re on about. Actually, it might not be, since it wasn`t the one I first went on either (found on this great website) but its the same kinda thing.

  19. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:03 am
    Umm i didnt see the one to the womens.. :P
  20. Profile photo of thebob19
    thebob19 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:36 am
    It like cut halfway out for me.. but lame I was hoping for one like the girls.. you got my hopes up and failed to meet it.. Sad
  21. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 5:53 am
    The mens restroom is pretty odd.

    It`s dead silent all the time, except for people doing their business.

    Everyone avoids eye contact.

    Everyone looks straight ahead.

    If someone else walks in, everyone immediately turns and looks.

  22. Profile photo of midori05
    midori05 Female 18-29
    221 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:13 am
    that was disgusting...
  23. Profile photo of FairyOfDoom
    FairyOfDoom Female 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 6:51 am
    Bob takes a hell of a lot longer than everyone else...
  24. Profile photo of charlie026
    charlie026 Female 18-29
    501 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:34 am
    that was chit
  25. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 8:29 am
    that was so untrue, no man would take the middle one :-P
    i go out of my way to avoid it, cuz like, if u have a g*y man next to u, you dont wanna be in the middle
  26. Profile photo of Djeniek
    Djeniek Male 18-29
    210 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 8:29 am
    it`s stupid that the middle doesn`t act like it is normal.
    That was the greatest thing of the woman version.
    They all acted like is was normal!!!
  27. Profile photo of a_ron4
    a_ron4 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:42 am
    outrageous. the event shown clearly breach male bathroom etiquette.
    first of all the main guy, `bob`, uses the middle/short urinal. this urinal is for little people and children and it is in the middle to create a buffer zone between 2 guys urinating. you dont want to other guys surrounding you, this threatens masculinity.
    second, the asian guy lined up behind someone and waited to use a urinal. the is manBlasphemy. if all the urinals are taking a man must move to the stalls, and if all the stalls are taken he must leave the restroom and wait for a more opportune time to use it.
    finally, they were having pretty intense conversations whilst peeing. talking is only allowed when you are washing your hands. the only exception to this is old guys. old guys can say whatever they want, whenever they want. if an old guy talks to you and you are urinating you are only allowed to respond in simple one word phrases.
    to say this video depicts what actually happens in the mens room is
  28. Profile photo of MVH1015
    MVH1015 Male 13-17
    301 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:51 am
    yea why did he take the middle
  29. Profile photo of sertrbl
    sertrbl Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 10:36 am
    lawl, he didnt follow th rules though rofl

    yes, i can only understandt things if TEN people say it, so keep repeating it! but really, i heard it the first time.

    "Bob takes a hell of a lot longer than everyone else..."
    im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that

  30. Profile photo of BigBonny
    BigBonny Male 18-29
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    April 21, 2007 at 10:56 am
    That was stupid. Bob peed for far too long, and why did it sound like they were peeing into water if they were at urinals?
  31. Profile photo of JaundiceCake
    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:06 am
    I like how the men are vehemently defending the bathroom truth.

    Come on, guyyyys. We know it`s not true.

  32. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:10 am
    I have never gave or received an ass slap in a mens restroom, or anywhere else for that fact
  33. Profile photo of romboy
    romboy Male 18-29
    221 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:11 am
    Why was the middle one the short one? It`s usually the last one. And he violated 2 man-laws. 1) Never take the short one 2) Never take the middle. And what`s with all the women on here saying it`s true, honestly have you ever been in a men`s room? Hopefully not unless you are one of those guys who used to take the short, middle one
  34. Profile photo of Schooler90
    Schooler90 Male 18-29
    598 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:17 am
    why is every guy getting pissed off at this obvious untruth, its like the Womens bathroom video!!! WE ALL KNOW ITS NOT TRUE!!!!!
    p.s. im not gay and never recieved an ass slap anywhere, including the bathroom!
  35. Profile photo of tobyvictory
    tobyvictory Male 70 & Over
    406 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:46 am
    Fairy of Doom, Bob has stage fright. Bob is an idiot for going to the center urinal.
  36. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:53 am
    What the hell we dont slap each others asses and for real tharith id turn around and knock the hell outta someone :D
  37. Profile photo of skating247
    skating247 Female 13-17
    268 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:08 pm
    i doubt that was true. the women one was true just an exagerated version of the truth.
  38. Profile photo of adam1993
    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:09 pm
    What the hell we dont slap each others asses and for real tharith id turn around and knock the hell outta someone :D
  39. Profile photo of nicole_xo
    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    Wtf?
  40. Profile photo of patriotpappy
    patriotpappy Male 50-59
    756 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    This was about as boring as a bunch of guys in a restroom ass-slapping each other.
  41. Profile photo of Shrikil774
    Shrikil774 Male 13-17
    581 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    Hmmm... I must be going to the wrong bathrooms.
  42. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    those guys are totally fags. we dont do that wtf.
  43. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    hahaha, exciting.
  44. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    ok......
  45. Profile photo of butta397
    butta397 Female 18-29
    175 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    Really, really bad. No where near as good as the woman`s one.
  46. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 12:59 pm
    LMAO

    nothing i excpected

  47. Profile photo of Chiefy
    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    Bob took so long due to all the talking and ass slaps....you can`t go when people do that! OUTRAGOUS!!
  48. Profile photo of Marine5
    Marine5 Male 18-29
    42 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    This is more what happens in a baseball dugout than a bathroom. If anyone ever slapped a**`s and caused splatter... the consequences could be fatal.
  49. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    It was okay. The funniest parts in my opinon were the fact that Bob takes forever and that the one guy turns away from the urinal slightly to say hi while he`s going. If he were actually going, it would have been on the wall. lol
  50. Profile photo of Sweet_Tooth
    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    Also, did it stop right after Bruce got an ass slap for everyone else too? That`s where mine stopped, right when he said no.
  51. Profile photo of xRockerx
    xRockerx Female 13-17
    106 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    this was funny how?
  52. Profile photo of whathappend5
    whathappend5 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    I well slightly offended.

    and also dirty. and un-inoccent.
    I think i need to go take a shower...

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    brigallo1 Male 13-17
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    April 21, 2007 at 2:54 pm
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    that sucked
    period

  54. Profile photo of scottthebum
    scottthebum Male 18-29
    383 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    id say this and that previous women`s bit is one whole conspiracy! how the women went through background checks thats what the MEN do, and how the men here were slapping asses, thats what women really do in their restrooms. switched around to fool us. bah, not this sly dog!
  55. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    all the name start with the letter B ?
  56. Profile photo of Defaced
    Defaced Female 18-29
    55 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    That was funny, but why do men have so many rules for using the restroom? I dont see anything wrong with having a conversation in one.
  57. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=wMF6pYC3Z8Q

    This is the full version. This one on i-a-b stopped short.

  58. Profile photo of pillowpants
    pillowpants Female 18-29
    107 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 7:19 pm
    Saturday, April 21, 2007 3:00:21 AM
    yea if i ever got slapped in the asss while taking a piss, id probably turn around and punch him in the face and probably piss on him.

    daxflame is that you...

  59. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 8:33 pm
    He deserves it! He took the middle urinal! YOU MUST OBIDE BY THE URINAL RULES!!!!!!

    Oh and that doesn`t happen. I don`t know about the work place, but no men`s room that I have been to have I seen or expirenced any #ss grabbing.

    You WILL see stalls covered in offensive stuff, responses to offensive stuff, the "Billy was here", the "f*ck you Billy", ect. BAH, just listen to Dane Cook describe it in his comedy act. It describes it PERFECTLY! Everything wet like a wet dog just shooks its fur around everywhere.

    ......the soap despensers are almost always full though :-P Not like it would be needed to be refilled anytime soon.

  60. Profile photo of Devryl
    Devryl Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:10 pm
    If that really happened in the mens room. I`d bet there`d be a lot of restroom murder cases.

    >__>

  61. Profile photo of hannahlebrew
    hannahlebrew Female 13-17
    20 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 9:11 pm
    That was a huge waste of my time.
  62. Profile photo of Twistednashi
    Twistednashi Female 13-17
    156 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:03 pm
    The womens room is a whole hell of a lot better =P
  63. Profile photo of Linc
    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:23 pm
    I don`t get it
  64. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 10:28 pm
    corporate homos
  65. Profile photo of yo-i-am-luke
    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:29 pm
    Just be thankful it was only the ass they was grabing...
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    evil_noodle Female 13-17
    357 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 11:59 pm
    Haha wow I`m slow, because of R_U_Kidding`s comment, I had to watch it again just to make sure they all began with B. Bob takes a long time... he acted uncomfortable. Seriously. I mean, he should be used to it, that is what goes on the guys restroom, right?
    Anyhow that sucked. The woman one was much better.
  67. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 12:09 am
    If I were a guy, I would like a little tap on the ass while standing there taking a leak.. it`s like you`re doing anything else anyway D:
  68. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 12:32 am
    Whats this urinal guide everybodys talking about?
    I never saw it.
  69. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 1:24 am
    On 4/21/2007 5:03:36 AM Pinkies wrote: Umm i didnt see the one to the womens.. :PLink
    On 4/22/2007 12:32:36 AM Shoyz wrote: Whats this urinal guide everybodys talking about? I never saw it.
    Link

    This wasn`t close to reality--of course--but it wasn`t close to funny either, so what`s the point?

  70. Profile photo of Lost_turkey
    Lost_turkey Male 18-29
    33 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 2:11 am
    what hapend to the womens bit?
  71. Profile photo of philitup23
    philitup23 Male 18-29
    468 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 2:23 am
    why was cho seung-hui in this one? i didnt like that..
  72. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 5:08 am
    strictly no talking in the mens room. none.
  73. Profile photo of rambozo
    rambozo Male 13-17
    171 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 2:33 pm
    how long does he want to piss for?
  74. Profile photo of r-chill
    r-chill Female 13-17
    560 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
    wow i really hope thats not what really goes on
  75. Profile photo of Feener
    Feener Male 18-29
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    April 22, 2007 at 6:04 pm
    You have to leave at least one urinal between you and whoever else might be there, it`s the splash zone, like at Seaworld when you go see Shamu.
  76. Profile photo of flambore
    flambore Male 40-49
    66 posts
    April 22, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    Maybe for you, but I`m not queer. That poo doesn`t happen when I`m in the bathroom.
  77. Profile photo of dellara
    dellara Female 13-17
    148 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 3:23 am
    bob was being for a LONG time.
  78. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    jus dumb
  79. Profile photo of xxminglexx
    xxminglexx Female 18-29
    761 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 6:42 pm
    Why did they all have names that started with B? It was quite distracting. But I think I`d rather concentrate on their names than them smacking each other`s asses.
  80. Profile photo of robofish
    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 25, 2007 at 12:57 am
    I wanna slap yo ass to!
  81. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
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    April 26, 2007 at 12:06 am
    *_* lol

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