What really goes on in the Mens` Room.

Submitted by: pickleklk 10 years ago in Entertainment
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You saw the womens" now heres the mens".
There are 81 comments:
Female 1,407
*_* lol
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Male 506
I wanna slap yo ass to!
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Female 761
Why did they all have names that started with B? It was quite distracting. But I think I`d rather concentrate on their names than them smacking each other`s asses.
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Male 1,024
jus dumb
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Female 148
bob was being for a LONG time.
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Male 66
Maybe for you, but I`m not queer. That poo doesn`t happen when I`m in the bathroom.
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Male 10
You have to leave at least one urinal between you and whoever else might be there, it`s the splash zone, like at Seaworld when you go see Shamu.
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Female 560
wow i really hope thats not what really goes on
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Male 171
how long does he want to piss for?
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Male 460
strictly no talking in the mens room. none.
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Male 468
why was cho seung-hui in this one? i didnt like that..
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Male 33
what hapend to the womens bit?
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Male 870
[quote]On 4/21/2007 5:03:36 AM Pinkies wrote: Umm i didnt see the one to the womens.. :P[/quote][url=http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22930]Link[/url]
[quote]On 4/22/2007 12:32:36 AM Shoyz wrote: Whats this urinal guide everybodys talking about? I never saw it.[/quote]
[url=http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=10285]Link[/url]

This wasn`t close to reality--of course--but it wasn`t close to funny either, so what`s the point?

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Male 1,228
Whats this urinal guide everybodys talking about?
I never saw it.
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Female 1,065
If I were a guy, I would like a little tap on the ass while standing there taking a leak.. it`s like you`re doing anything else anyway D:
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Female 357
Haha wow I`m slow, because of R_U_Kidding`s comment, I had to watch it again just to make sure they all began with B. Bob takes a long time... he acted uncomfortable. Seriously. I mean, he should be used to it, that is what goes on the guys restroom, right?
Anyhow that sucked. The woman one was much better.
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Male 626
Just be thankful it was only the ass they was grabing...
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Male 957
corporate homos
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Female 444
I don`t get it
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Female 156
The womens room is a whole hell of a lot better =P
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Female 20
That was a huge waste of my time.
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Male 82
If that really happened in the mens room. I`d bet there`d be a lot of restroom murder cases.

>__>

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Male 907
He deserves it! He took the middle urinal! YOU MUST OBIDE BY THE URINAL RULES!!!!!!

Oh and that doesn`t happen. I don`t know about the work place, but no men`s room that I have been to have I seen or expirenced any #ss grabbing.

You WILL see stalls covered in offensive stuff, responses to offensive stuff, the "Billy was here", the "f*ck you Billy", ect. BAH, just listen to Dane Cook describe it in his comedy act. It describes it PERFECTLY! Everything wet like a wet dog just shooks its fur around everywhere.

......the soap despensers are almost always full though :-P Not like it would be needed to be refilled anytime soon.

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Female 107
Saturday, April 21, 2007 3:00:21 AM
yea if i ever got slapped in the asss while taking a piss, id probably turn around and punch him in the face and probably piss on him.

daxflame is that you...

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Female 1,984
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wMF6pYC3Z8Q

This is the full version. This one on i-a-b stopped short.

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Female 55
That was funny, but why do men have so many rules for using the restroom? I dont see anything wrong with having a conversation in one.
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Male 400
all the name start with the letter B ?
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Male 383
id say this and that previous women`s bit is one whole conspiracy! how the women went through background checks thats what the MEN do, and how the men here were slapping asses, thats what women really do in their restrooms. switched around to fool us. bah, not this sly dog!
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Male 93
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that sucked
period

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Male 104
I well slightly offended.

and also dirty. and un-inoccent.
I think i need to go take a shower...

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Female 106
this was funny how?
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Male 308
Also, did it stop right after Bruce got an ass slap for everyone else too? That`s where mine stopped, right when he said no.
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Male 308
It was okay. The funniest parts in my opinon were the fact that Bob takes forever and that the one guy turns away from the urinal slightly to say hi while he`s going. If he were actually going, it would have been on the wall. lol
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Male 42
This is more what happens in a baseball dugout than a bathroom. If anyone ever slapped a**`s and caused splatter... the consequences could be fatal.
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Male 712
Bob took so long due to all the talking and ass slaps....you can`t go when people do that! OUTRAGOUS!!
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Male 2,506
LMAO

nothing i excpected

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Female 175
Really, really bad. No where near as good as the woman`s one.
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Male 4,393
ok......
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Female 2,695
hahaha, exciting.
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Male 1,003
those guys are totally fags. we dont do that wtf.
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Male 581
Hmmm... I must be going to the wrong bathrooms.
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Male 756
This was about as boring as a bunch of guys in a restroom ass-slapping each other.
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Female 2,552
Wtf?
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Male 242
What the hell we dont slap each others asses and for real tharith id turn around and knock the hell outta someone :D
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Female 268
i doubt that was true. the women one was true just an exagerated version of the truth.
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Male 242
What the hell we dont slap each others asses and for real tharith id turn around and knock the hell outta someone :D
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Male 406
Fairy of Doom, Bob has stage fright. Bob is an idiot for going to the center urinal.
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Male 598
why is every guy getting pissed off at this obvious untruth, its like the Womens bathroom video!!! WE ALL KNOW ITS NOT TRUE!!!!!
p.s. im not gay and never recieved an ass slap anywhere, including the bathroom!
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Male 221
Why was the middle one the short one? It`s usually the last one. And he violated 2 man-laws. 1) Never take the short one 2) Never take the middle. And what`s with all the women on here saying it`s true, honestly have you ever been in a men`s room? Hopefully not unless you are one of those guys who used to take the short, middle one
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Male 193
I have never gave or received an ass slap in a mens restroom, or anywhere else for that fact
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Female 674
I like how the men are vehemently defending the bathroom truth.

Come on, guyyyys. We know it`s not true.

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Male 2,216
That was stupid. Bob peed for far too long, and why did it sound like they were peeing into water if they were at urinals?
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Male 1,420
lawl, he didnt follow th rules though rofl

yes, i can only understandt things if TEN people say it, so keep repeating it! but really, i heard it the first time.

"Bob takes a hell of a lot longer than everyone else..."
im glad i wasnt the only one who noticed that

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Male 301
yea why did he take the middle
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Male 62
outrageous. the event shown clearly breach male bathroom etiquette.
first of all the main guy, `bob`, uses the middle/short urinal. this urinal is for little people and children and it is in the middle to create a buffer zone between 2 guys urinating. you dont want to other guys surrounding you, this threatens masculinity.
second, the asian guy lined up behind someone and waited to use a urinal. the is manBlasphemy. if all the urinals are taking a man must move to the stalls, and if all the stalls are taken he must leave the restroom and wait for a more opportune time to use it.
finally, they were having pretty intense conversations whilst peeing. talking is only allowed when you are washing your hands. the only exception to this is old guys. old guys can say whatever they want, whenever they want. if an old guy talks to you and you are urinating you are only allowed to respond in simple one word phrases.
to say this video depicts what actually happens in the mens room is
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Male 210
it`s stupid that the middle doesn`t act like it is normal.
That was the greatest thing of the woman version.
They all acted like is was normal!!!
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Male 511
that was so untrue, no man would take the middle one :-P
i go out of my way to avoid it, cuz like, if u have a g*y man next to u, you dont wanna be in the middle
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Female 501
that was chit
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Female 8
Bob takes a hell of a lot longer than everyone else...
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Female 221
that was disgusting...
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Male 2,486
The mens restroom is pretty odd.

It`s dead silent all the time, except for people doing their business.

Everyone avoids eye contact.

Everyone looks straight ahead.

If someone else walks in, everyone immediately turns and looks.

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Female 123
It like cut halfway out for me.. but lame I was hoping for one like the girls.. you got my hopes up and failed to meet it.. Sad
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Female 679
Umm i didnt see the one to the womens.. :P
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Male 82
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_gam...

What you see here is, just about what happens. People avoid each other.

DMDekoth I think that is what you`re on about. Actually, it might not be, since it wasn`t the one I first went on either (found on this great website) but its the same kinda thing.

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Female 198
c`mon i-a-b, this is just pathetic how you`re giving contradicting sources!!

First you give a guide on how to use the urinals, which plainly states never to talk to ANYONE or use a urinal directly next to one being used. And now you try to tell us that men frequently slap asses and give high-5`s whilst using a urinal?

Get your facts figured out i-a-b, and stop confusing your consumers!

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Male 182
though i think slapping of asses only happens in a locker room?
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Male 888
Lol, wasn`t there a guide on how to use the urinals? No one ever goes next to one another.
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Male 182
this is just making fun of the way that women are so analytical about everything and so picky with guys so the other video probably is over exaggerating how women "sizes up" a guy, while guys don`t give a poo really and show signs of approval by very simple things like the slapping of the ass or smiling and saying their name.

pfffft

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Male 285
and THIS is why i use the cubical ;)

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Male 1,142
ive never been slaped on my ass wile in a bathroom. ive never seen a line in a public bathroom either. not for guys anyways. seems like ther is always a line for the girls out the door and around the corner. its always funny to.
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Female 314
lolol thats funny...I hope there is no touching going on... then again...who knows.....
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Male 6
Heres how it goes: men go in, do there buisnees, then go out. Nothing to it. There is hardly ever any talking, and absouloutly no touching of any kind. Never ever is there that close a proximity to other men in the restroom. NEVER!!
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Male 4,246
I`ve never been in a corporate-yuppie-type of bathroom, so for all I know this probably could go on. It still strikes me as unrealistic, though, since all their names began with B.
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Female 375
wtf?! Guys don`t do that lol. The women one was funny but this was just crap.
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Female 122
You guys are just sore that your restroom spanking habits have been revealed.
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Male 12
crap, simply crap, not as good as the women one
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Male 266
yea if i ever got slapped in the asss while taking a piss, id probably turn around and punch him in the face and probably piss on him.
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Male 53
okay, we don`t slap each other`s asses, what the drat?
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Male 203
omfg crazy poo !!!!!!!
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Female 47
meh
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Female 54
Link: What really goes on in the Mens` Room. [Rate Link] - You saw the womens` now heres the mens`.
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