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Date: 04/19/07 02:13 AM

72 Responses to What I Learned from Watching Adult Movies

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 12:52 am
    Link: What I Learned from Watching Adult Movies - They teach us so much. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
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    tamahau Male 30-39
    259 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 1:22 am
    I learned that if you own a mansion you walk around naked and walk into people hving sex all the time.
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    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:19 am
    Ugh, internet porn is really low.
  4. Profile photo of wings1313
    wings1313 Female 18-29
    314 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:23 am
    most of the stuff he learned from that porn movies is true...... humm interesting
  5. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:25 am
    Nope, even after this "amusing" list, porn still disgusts me. Ah wells. Guess I`m just too old-fashioned to live peacefully in today`s society.
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:27 am
    Yeah... I wish...
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:30 am
    Not to forget that aliens just want to have sex with your men.
    And that men always have grizzled facial hair and long, wavy hair.
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    MGUESTY Male 30-39
    75 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:40 am
    You mean...some women FAKE their orgasms??....oh...my..god!
  9. Profile photo of jebler
    jebler Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2007 at 2:52 am
    i prefer amateur porn.

    you cant live peacefully not liking porn? that seems odd. most people i know look down on porn enthusiasts.

    i have "grizzled facial hair" right now. if i didnt cut my hair a wile back it would be some what long. i miss being able to run my fingers thru my hair...

    wings1313 you got me curios. what exactly is and isnt true, in your opinion.

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    lorddalvidii Male 13-17
    285 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:10 am
    hahaha, it`s so true

    isn`t it?

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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:22 am
    Wow, that`s an incredibly huge steamy-fresh pile of horseshyt right there. Good thing nobody`s going to take it seriously!!

    Vindicate, just how `old-fashioned` are you? Since porn and other erotic imagery have been around since...well, since humanity learned how to draw, carve statues, and write.

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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:31 am
    Especially draw. The japanese had that sh*t down way back when, and even then they were screwing things with tentacles. And there wasn`t one part of this video that didn`t at least make me giggle a little.
  13. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 4:28 am
    I think this video has a point, even if the creator didn`t intend for it to - this is the kind of thing porn puts into teen`s heads. It`s fairly easy for people to get a badly warped idea of even the basic mechanics of sex by viewing this stuff.
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    240ZettoAKA Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 4:29 am
    Not tasty~
    Some aren`t true....
  15. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
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    April 19, 2007 at 4:58 am
    ChibiPluto, that`s precisely the point the creator had. There is no other reason to make a video like this.
  16. Profile photo of nfnfnf
    nfnfnf Female 18-29
    40 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:07 am
    A woman test driving a car always gives the salesman a bj.

    All women keep giant dildos lying around.

    Ladies...don`t go sunbathing when there`s a cheeky postman/poolboy/pervy neighbour around!

    All sleeping women like to be fondled.

    Women can`t take a shower without masturbating.

    I watch too much porn.

  17. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:20 am
    R_U_Kidding: Well yeah, but I meant in a "This is why pornography is a very bad thing" kind of way, rather than just as a humor piece.
  18. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:25 am
    But pornography is a very good thing. You`re just not making any sense chibi.
  19. Profile photo of chibipluto
    chibipluto Female 13-17
    56 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:53 am
    "But pornography is a very good thing."

    Matter of opinion, HylianNinja. I tend to believe it has nothing but a negative impact on a person, but I`m not inclined to argue with anyone about it.

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    zippyg Male 18-29
    44 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 7:00 am
    rofl
  21. Profile photo of called2prs
    called2prs Female 18-29
    31 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 8:43 am
    I love porn! Its great!
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:18 am
    Whoever made this video is most likely frigid or is very awkward in sexual situations. If they don`t like porn then don`t watch it, it`s that simple.
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    will_lee Male 18-29
    99 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:22 am
    well that was boring
  24. Profile photo of Suspyria
    Suspyria Female 18-29
    56 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:58 am
    Booooring!
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    davisboy Male 30-39
    587 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 10:43 am
    You know porn would not be needed if wives would just screw there husbands before leaving for work each day. Eureka, problem solved:)

    But NO, I`m lucky if I get it 50 times a year.

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    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 11:00 am
    "All women are bisexual"
    That`s actually true.. in high school.
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    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 11:33 am
    All porn does is make me want my wife..lol. It doesn`t really do anything outside of that.

    Then again, she is a little hottie..heheh

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    Ult_Timmeh Male 13-17
    81 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 11:55 am
    Haha, crazy guitar solo...
  29. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 11:56 am
    "Asian men do not exist"
    *image of sexy asian woman*

    That`s my favorite XD! It`s because asian WOMAN are the only ones allowed to be remotely sexy apparently :-P. I learned that from Rush Hour II :-D.

    *Chris Tucker surrounded by gorgeous asian woman, being massaged. A fight scene occurs.*
    Jackie Chan: "Why did you punch me?!?!"
    Chris Tucker: "Man, all you asian guys look alike!"

    BWAHAHAHAHA XD

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    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 11:59 am
    "But NO, I`m lucky if I get it 50 times a year."

    That would be just a tad less than once a week....meh, not too bad. Then again, I`m only 16 so you may know better than I do :-P.

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    LochNess-Abz Female 13-17
    815 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    " "All women are bisexual"
    That`s actually true.. in high school."

    Its only the Emos and Goths in my school that are bisexual. The Chavs -There aren`t any normal people- are straight. Only yesterday, my two male friends were attempting to dry hump eachother on the field...but like...denied it later.

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    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    ha ha lmao
  33. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?
  34. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    "how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?"

    I dunno but you`re cute.

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    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    hooray for randomness!
  36. Profile photo of emptyXinside
    emptyXinside Female 13-17
    52 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:04 pm
    Ahahahah Porn=Lifeeee
  37. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    HaruHaru..considering your age...lol
  38. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:33 pm
    as for the video.....all true baby...lmao
  39. Profile photo of Shoyz
    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
    Johnny, what are you doing in there!?

    Learniiing :)

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    "I think this video has a point, even if the creator didn`t intend for it to - this is the kind of thing porn puts into teen`s heads. It`s fairly easy for people to get a badly warped idea of even the basic mechanics of sex by viewing this stuff."
    no, the point of the movie is really whatever the createor wanteded it to be. theres no such thing as an "accidental purpose", otherswise it wouldnt be a purpose
  41. Profile photo of pysco_chick
    pysco_chick Female 13-17
    220 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    Needs music :(
  42. Profile photo of gilderof
    gilderof Female 18-29
    375 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    You people that like porn... GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE. Why do you have no-one to screw or a crap girlfriend? Cos you`re boring and dumb, if you actually did something with your pathetic excuse of a life you might be pleasantly surprised.
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    Assassin_963 Male 13-17
    205 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    Lol, that was great. *High Fives Buddy*
  44. Profile photo of pamplemousse
    pamplemousse Female 18-29
    299 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 5:58 pm
    Yeah, everyone knows you either date people OR you`ve seen porn. DUH.
  45. Profile photo of Ororomonroe
    Ororomonroe Female 18-29
    49 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:45 pm
    Why was this made on Powerpoint? I mean, honestly, I felt like I was at a business meeting. It just needed the silly swipes or bullet noises when the slide changed.

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    Someone_Else Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 6:50 pm
    I`ve never seen so many people against porn. What`s wrong with it? Not everyone who watches it is a sex-crazed freak who sits home and fantasizes about "real" women. I mean, honestly...this video was just poking humor. Don`t get your panties in a bunch.
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    Night_Rider Male 18-29
    1 post
    April 19, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    Woot! I have the exact same axe shown in that video, a B.C. Rich Warlock.
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    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 8:45 pm
    Good thing I was bored when I watched it, otherwise I would have considered it a waste of time. Porn can be amusing, but by watching it you have to realize it`s all fake, like any other movie. I could make a small movie like this about couples work, based on regular movies, and it still would be a whole load of crap. The only true stuff is what you have in real life; if you need people to tell you that then you seriously need to get out of your house... and off the computer.
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    LovexChelsey Female 13-17
    193 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 8:47 pm
    Am I the only chick on here that doesn`t get pissed off over porn?
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    qtran77 Female 13-17
    211 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:02 pm
    Take it easy guys. This was supposed to make fun of pornography and how some absurd some of its concepts ar, whether you like porn or not.
  51. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:14 pm
    You mean some of it isn`t true?

    I like the part where he said what he learned from porn was: All 70`s porn ends with..."
    Not exactly a life lesson there.

    Yeah I don`t get why people are against porn, some people like it some people don`t, and unless they ask you for "a hand" then chill.

    People can have very active sexual and social lives and like porn. Just like people can be smart, but really laid back and social.

  52. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    I think people have a variety of reasons for hating porn. And just as everyone gets to state their opinion on why they like porn, dissenters get to state their opinions too. Personally, I hate it for a variety of reasons, ranging from personal to social to economical.

    As for "how old fashioned am I?" I think I`d do better at any point in time when porn wasn`t flaunted all over the place and so "in your face" (i.e., pre-Playboy).

    But I don`t find porn an amusing topic, just like most people don`t find rape an amusing topic.

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    sertrbl Male 18-29
    1422 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:45 pm
    "You people that like porn... GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE. Why do you have no-one to screw or a crap girlfriend? Cos you`re boring and dumb, if you actually did something with your pathetic excuse of a life you might be pleasantly surprised."
    way to be ignorant and judgemental.
  54. Profile photo of HylianNinja
    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 9:50 pm
    "Personally, I hate it for a variety of reasons, ranging from personal to social to economical."

    I can understand the personal reasons, and social reasons are stretching it, but still understandable. But economical? Love to hear the logic behind this one.

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    bochamockado Male 18-29
    580 posts
    April 19, 2007 at 10:54 pm
    Hah. Who cares about the monumental disentegration effect that porn is having on our society? Or the exact opposite? Maybe porn is the key to keep from making stupid decisions driven by a "loaded pistol". Regardless, I found the video hilarious.
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    Disco_Stu Male 18-29
    593 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 1:24 am
    ^^why do you think the world is as it is now? :P
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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 2:55 am
    Scary how relevant that is in reality these days.

    All except for the nerd part, that is.

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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 2:59 am
    Paraphrasing Homer Simpson on this:

    "To porn; the cause AND cure to life`s little problems."

    (Heh, I spotted the double-entendre there.)

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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 3:20 am
    So you can cure beat-off blisters by beating off? Makes sense in a fight fire with fire sort of way...
  60. Profile photo of R_U_Kidding
    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 3:37 am
    What some people on this thread (who shall remain nameless; you know who you are) are forgetting is that the Internet is FOR porn.
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    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 3:44 am
    The other night my family went camping, and my Brother and his GF arrived late and drunk. All night they were at it, Even after being told to shut up. The next morning my mum says to his GF, `You watch too much porn, I hope you realise that you dont have to do what they do on those movies or make those noises, that`s just pretend` My brothers GF went bright red so my mum finished by saying `Oh, I guess if it`s bad enough that you have to pretend, you should probably watch more porn because your retard asthma attack noises didn`t fool anyone` It was priceless :D Made the sleepless night worth it, did I mention the whole family was in the room?
  62. Profile photo of tigerlite
    tigerlite Female 18-29
    95 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 9:08 am
    "What some people on this thread (who shall remain nameless; you know who you are) are forgetting is that the Internet is FOR porn." Love it!
  63. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 12:03 pm
    Lol amen the internet is good for porn.

    Who says girls only make those noises to be fake ;)

  64. Profile photo of Brokenbones
    Brokenbones Male 18-29
    223 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 4:46 pm
    Show a guy porn: "Alright~."
    Show a girl porn: "Ugh.."
    Show ME porn: "Daamn, I`m looking good."
  65. Profile photo of Kiger
    Kiger Female 13-17
    152 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 6:44 pm
    Also...`not many black girls alive apperantly`...
  66. Profile photo of kph59
    kph59 Male 70 & Over
    113 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 7:28 pm
    It`s actually true about how all girls are bi.. in High School. I tend to hang around with the goth/emo kids and almost all of the girls are bi. I`m not complaining, its just like its a trend to be bi. Except when the guys start becoming bi. That really scares the poo outta me.

    That had nothing to do with porn at all, really.

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    kph59 Male 70 & Over
    113 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 7:30 pm
    The entry I mean. I burn in hell now for double posting....
  68. Profile photo of murphy2112
    murphy2112 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 8:16 pm
    "how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?"

    One, MAYBE two full movies.

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    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 20, 2007 at 9:21 pm
    YES YES YES!!
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    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 6:26 am
    Porn is like alcohol- fine in small doses, it can help you have a good time but you don`t need it to have a good time. Many couples I know like to watch porn together. It`s when people get addicted or can`t have a normal sex life it becomes a problem. Violent video games are fine unless you start confusing them with reality, it`s the same with porn. Also, just for the record, (Male) nerds are cute.
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    Wierdo484 Female 13-17
    98 posts
    July 14, 2007 at 8:46 am
    Okay guys, don`t take this so seriously, this was under the "funny" category, so were supposed to laugh about it. Ha ha?

    And I do like some porn, but naked guys look freaky to me... I`m picky bout guys, but I like most girls.

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    souladdict22 Male 18-29
    178 posts
    August 28, 2009 at 2:51 am
    "Gee... I wonder what`s in your pants...
    WHAT? A PENIS? You said you had a blowpop! LIAR!"

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