What I Learned from Watching Adult Movies

Submitted by: buddy 9 years ago Funny
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They teach us so much. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
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Male 178
"Gee... I wonder what`s in your pants...
WHAT? A PENIS? You said you had a blowpop! LIAR!"
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Female 98
Okay guys, don`t take this so seriously, this was under the "funny" category, so were supposed to laugh about it. Ha ha?

And I do like some porn, but naked guys look freaky to me... I`m picky bout guys, but I like most girls. [yes, I`m a girl, and I think girls are hot, OMIGOD!!! ITS A CRIME!]

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Female 455
Porn is like alcohol- fine in small doses, it can help you have a good time but you don`t need it to have a good time. Many couples I know like to watch porn together. It`s when people get addicted or can`t have a normal sex life it becomes a problem. Violent video games are fine unless you start confusing them with reality, it`s the same with porn. Also, just for the record, (Male) nerds are cute.
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Male 528
YES YES YES!!
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Male 55
"how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?"

One, MAYBE two full movies.

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Male 113
The entry I mean. I burn in hell now for double posting....
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Male 113
It`s actually true about how all girls are bi.. in High School. I tend to hang around with the goth/emo kids and almost all of the girls are bi. I`m not complaining, its just like its a trend to be bi. Except when the guys start becoming bi. That really scares the poo outta me.

That had nothing to do with porn at all, really.

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Female 152
Also...`not many black girls alive apperantly`...
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Male 223
Show a guy porn: "Alright~."
Show a girl porn: "Ugh.."
Show ME porn: "Daamn, I`m looking good."
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Male 1,111
Lol amen the internet is good for porn.

Who says girls only make those noises to be fake ;)

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Female 95
"What some people on this thread (who shall remain nameless; you know who you are) are forgetting is that the Internet is FOR porn." Love it!
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Female 110
The other night my family went camping, and my Brother and his GF arrived late and drunk. All night they were at it, Even after being told to shut up. The next morning my mum says to his GF, `You watch too much porn, I hope you realise that you dont have to do what they do on those movies or make those noises, that`s just pretend` My brothers GF went bright red so my mum finished by saying `Oh, I guess if it`s bad enough that you have to pretend, you should probably watch more porn because your retard asthma attack noises didn`t fool anyone` It was priceless :D Made the sleepless night worth it, did I mention the whole family was in the room?
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Male 4,246
What some people on this thread (who shall remain nameless; you know who you are) are forgetting is that the Internet is FOR porn.
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Male 902
So you can cure beat-off blisters by beating off? Makes sense in a fight fire with fire sort of way...
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Male 425
Paraphrasing Homer Simpson on this:

"To porn; the cause AND cure to life`s little problems."

(Heh, I spotted the double-entendre there.)

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Male 425
Scary how relevant that is in reality these days.

All except for the nerd part, that is.

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Male 593
^^why do you think the world is as it is now? :P
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Male 580
Hah. Who cares about the monumental disentegration effect that porn is having on our society? Or the exact opposite? Maybe porn is the key to keep from making stupid decisions driven by a "loaded pistol". Regardless, I found the video hilarious.
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Male 902
"Personally, I hate it for a variety of reasons, ranging from personal to social to economical."

I can understand the personal reasons, and social reasons are stretching it, but still understandable. But economical? Love to hear the logic behind this one.

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Male 1,420
"You people that like porn... GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE. Why do you have no-one to screw or a crap girlfriend? Cos you`re boring and dumb, if you actually did something with your pathetic excuse of a life you might be pleasantly surprised."
way to be ignorant and judgemental.
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Female 511
I think people have a variety of reasons for hating porn. And just as everyone gets to state their opinion on why they like porn, dissenters get to state their opinions too. Personally, I hate it for a variety of reasons, ranging from personal to social to economical.

As for "how old fashioned am I?" I think I`d do better at any point in time when porn wasn`t flaunted all over the place and so "in your face" (i.e., pre-Playboy).

But I don`t find porn an amusing topic, just like most people don`t find rape an amusing topic.

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Male 1,111
You mean some of it isn`t true?

I like the part where he said what he learned from porn was: All 70`s porn ends with..."
Not exactly a life lesson there.

Yeah I don`t get why people are against porn, some people like it some people don`t, and unless they ask you for "a hand" then chill.

People can have very active sexual and social lives and like porn. Just like people can be smart, but really laid back and social.

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Female 211
Take it easy guys. This was supposed to make fun of pornography and how some absurd some of its concepts ar, whether you like porn or not.
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Female 190
Am I the only chick on here that doesn`t get pissed off over porn?
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Female 215
Good thing I was bored when I watched it, otherwise I would have considered it a waste of time. Porn can be amusing, but by watching it you have to realize it`s all fake, like any other movie. I could make a small movie like this about couples work, based on regular movies, and it still would be a whole load of crap. The only true stuff is what you have in real life; if you need people to tell you that then you seriously need to get out of your house... and off the computer.
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Male 1
Woot! I have the exact same axe shown in that video, a B.C. Rich Warlock.
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Female 152
I`ve never seen so many people against porn. What`s wrong with it? Not everyone who watches it is a sex-crazed freak who sits home and fantasizes about "real" women. I mean, honestly...this video was just poking humor. Don`t get your panties in a bunch.
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Female 49
Why was this made on Powerpoint? I mean, honestly, I felt like I was at a business meeting. It just needed the silly swipes or bullet noises when the slide changed.

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Female 299
Yeah, everyone knows you either date people OR you`ve seen porn. DUH.
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Male 205
Lol, that was great. *High Fives Buddy*
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Female 375
You people that like porn... GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE. Why do you have no-one to screw or a crap girlfriend? Cos you`re boring and dumb, if you actually did something with your pathetic excuse of a life you might be pleasantly surprised.
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Female 220
Needs music :(
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Male 1,420
"I think this video has a point, even if the creator didn`t intend for it to - this is the kind of thing porn puts into teen`s heads. It`s fairly easy for people to get a badly warped idea of even the basic mechanics of sex by viewing this stuff."
no, the point of the movie is really whatever the createor wanteded it to be. theres no such thing as an "accidental purpose", otherswise it wouldnt be a purpose
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Male 1,228
Johnny, what are you doing in there!?

Learniiing :)

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Male 743
as for the video.....all true baby...lmao
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Male 743
HaruHaru..considering your age...lol
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Female 52
Ahahahah Porn=Lifeeee
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Male 189
hooray for randomness!
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Male 189
"how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?"

I dunno but you`re cute.

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Female 1,944
how much porn do u have to watch to learn all that?
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Female 182
ha ha lmao
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Female 815
" "All women are bisexual"
That`s actually true.. in high school."

Its only the Emos and Goths in my school that are bisexual. The Chavs -There aren`t any normal people- are straight. Only yesterday, my two male friends were attempting to dry hump eachother on the field...but like...denied it later.

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Male 907
"But NO, I`m lucky if I get it 50 times a year."

That would be just a tad less than once a week....meh, not too bad. Then again, I`m only 16 so you may know better than I do :-P.

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Male 907
"Asian men do not exist"
*image of sexy asian woman*

That`s my favorite XD! It`s because asian WOMAN are the only ones allowed to be remotely sexy apparently :-P. I learned that from Rush Hour II :-D.

*Chris Tucker surrounded by gorgeous asian woman, being massaged. A fight scene occurs.*
Jackie Chan: "Why did you punch me?!?!"
Chris Tucker: "Man, all you asian guys look alike!"

BWAHAHAHAHA XD

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Male 81
Haha, crazy guitar solo...
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Male 1,039
All porn does is make me want my wife..lol. It doesn`t really do anything outside of that.

Then again, she is a little hottie..heheh

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Female 1,065
"All women are bisexual"
That`s actually true.. in high school.
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Male 587
You know porn would not be needed if wives would just screw there husbands before leaving for work each day. Eureka, problem solved:)

But NO, I`m lucky if I get it 50 times a year.

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Female 56
Booooring!
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Male 99
well that was boring
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Male 2,796
Whoever made this video is most likely frigid or is very awkward in sexual situations. If they don`t like porn then don`t watch it, it`s that simple.
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Female 31
I love porn! Its great!
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Male 44
rofl
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Female 56
"But pornography is a very good thing."

Matter of opinion, HylianNinja. I tend to believe it has nothing but a negative impact on a person, but I`m not inclined to argue with anyone about it.

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Male 902
But pornography is a very good thing. You`re just not making any sense chibi.
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Female 56
R_U_Kidding: Well yeah, but I meant in a "This is why pornography is a very bad thing" kind of way, rather than just as a humor piece.
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Female 40
A woman test driving a car always gives the salesman a bj.

All women keep giant dildos lying around.

Ladies...don`t go sunbathing when there`s a cheeky postman/poolboy/pervy neighbour around!

All sleeping women like to be fondled.

Women can`t take a shower without masturbating.

I watch too much porn.

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Male 4,246
ChibiPluto, that`s precisely the point the creator had. There is no other reason to make a video like this.
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Female 344
Not tasty~
Some aren`t true....
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Female 56
I think this video has a point, even if the creator didn`t intend for it to - this is the kind of thing porn puts into teen`s heads. It`s fairly easy for people to get a badly warped idea of even the basic mechanics of sex by viewing this stuff.
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Male 902
Especially draw. The japanese had that sh*t down way back when, and even then they were screwing things with tentacles. And there wasn`t one part of this video that didn`t at least make me giggle a little.
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Male 4,246
Wow, that`s an incredibly huge steamy-fresh pile of horseshyt right there. Good thing nobody`s going to take it seriously!!

Vindicate, just how `old-fashioned` are you? Since porn and other erotic imagery have been around since...well, since humanity learned how to draw, carve statues, and write.

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Male 285
hahaha, it`s so true

isn`t it?

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Male 1,142
i prefer amateur porn.

you cant live peacefully not liking porn? that seems odd. most people i know look down on porn enthusiasts.

i have "grizzled facial hair" right now. if i didnt cut my hair a wile back it would be some what long. i miss being able to run my fingers thru my hair...

wings1313 you got me curios. what exactly is and isnt true, in your opinion.

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Male 74
You mean...some women FAKE their orgasms??....oh...my..god!
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Female 674
Not to forget that aliens just want to have sex with your men.
And that men always have grizzled facial hair and long, wavy hair.
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Male 2,586
Yeah... I wish...
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Female 511
Nope, even after this "amusing" list, porn still disgusts me. Ah wells. Guess I`m just too old-fashioned to live peacefully in today`s society.
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Female 314
most of the stuff he learned from that porn movies is true...... humm interesting
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Male 294
Ugh, internet porn is really low.
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Male 259
I learned that if you own a mansion you walk around naked and walk into people hving sex all the time.
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Male 10,115
Link: What I Learned from Watching Adult Movies [Rate Link] - They teach us so much. Warning: adult themes, NSFW.
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