What Happens in the Ladies Room

Submitted by: Cy 10 years ago in Funny

This isn"t what really happens... is it?
There are 145 comments:
Female 252
^ I looked it up and yes she is Kate
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Female 252
I`m pretty sure that woman is Kate from NCIS
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Male 221
hmm.. superficial.. cruel.. the guy was extremely nice.. he was trying soo hard.. and on top of that.. when he left dissapointed the girls cheered.. sounds like woman to me
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Female 1
hilarious no thats not what really happens!
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Female 71
Aw,
I feel bad for him.
He was so sad.
I love the video though.
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Male 134
okay people first off noone wants you to leave a reply if you havent seen the entire thing goddammit, second it was a great "true" imitation of what the girls bathroom must be like...(ive ventured in there once as a kid and i swear i saw a laptop)
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Female 1,470
Lol the end made me lauph hard. i find it hillarious having to hear an old lady say "there all bitches" LOL
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Female 32
Thank u Cy and Zokugai for coming 2 my rescue!! =D
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Male 33
wow that is just.... wow
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Female 49
TRUE!
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Female 2,220
Alot funnier than I expected.
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Male 598
haha the girls are all loving it when on the mens bathroom one, the men are denying it. haha!!!
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Female 221
that was cool! if only that really happened... :D
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Female 359
LMFAO
That`s exactly what happens in there. Men don`t stand a chance. :D
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Male 4,246
"It`s the whole "Junkyard Dog" mentality. They are clearly aware of the danger... and they go for it anyway seeing if they can avoid it."

Prowler...you`re joking, right? I mean, suggesting that women deserve to get raped because of what they wear and how they act....no, you`re not serious. Of course you`re just joking.

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Female 163
Thats why I can`t get tampons out of the machines.
:]
haha
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Male 52
That couldn`t really happen. You would never find that many women who know how to work the electronics
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Female 27
Haha I think every ladies bathroom needs that.

psh yea that`d be awesome<3

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Female 920
Kinda cheesy but I liked the end.
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Male 74
Thank you I Am Bored! Now, at long last, I know why plumbers can`t get their own pipes cleaned.
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Male 1,204
poor little boy. terrified.

So that`s why girls take so long

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Female 1,697
gosshhh that would be one of the coolest things in the world, women from all ages and race toghether against crapy mans!
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Female 8
Silly, but funny. I bet some of the women here are wishing for a bathroom like that. LOL.
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Male 1,704
nice stuff..
but wait til u see the gents room.
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Male 425
Yes, but girls keep on tempting, and running away.

It`s the whole "Junkyard Dog" mentality. They are clearly aware of the danger... and they go for it anyway seeing if they can avoid it.

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Female 39
"Sometimes girls, you gotta admit when you`re in the wrong as well. Don`t be hypocrites."

And sometimes guys, you gotta admit that the vast majority of rapes are committed by guys. Don`t be bastards.

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Male 870
^Um, no, that`s messed up.
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Male 425
Delta Dark:
"omg i wish that would happen 2 cos every1 needs some1 2 tell them not 2 go home with someone. also if this video were tru (prays that it will be) there would b alot less raped girls out there."


Actually, if you don`t dress like skanks looking to be raped, and not go out with shady looking guys, or fall for lines you`ve heard millions of times; THEN maybe there would be much less raping going on.

Sometimes girls, you gotta admit when you`re in the wrong as well. Don`t be hypocrites.

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Female 39
Actually...I totally and completely don`t have that problem. oO;
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Female 32
omg i wish that would happen 2 cos every1 needs some1 2 tell them not 2 go home with someone. also if this video were tru (prays that it will be) there would b alot less raped girls out there.
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Female 22
God, I WISH that was what the restrooms were like... Of course, it wouldn`t be useful for me because I`m already in a committed relationship...but it would be fun to watch the single girls have their fun!
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Female 175
Excellent!
Amazing!
Whoever did this deserves a round of applause! *claps!*
Sorry guys, but that is only a teensy-weensy bit exaggerated.... <3
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Female 1,264
i didnt see that when i was in therI MEAN UH UM I UH THAT WAS UH STUPID AND.... ARGH SHI.T


still kinda felt sorry for the guy

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Male 94
Hehe, funny, but kinda long.

There`s lots of comments on this :-O

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Male 459
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Female 28
excellent!!! lmao but not really happens in the loos, we normally talk about penis sizes and getting as many drinks out of men before we go home to out partners! lol
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Male 4,246
"Superficial? She rejected on the grounds that he was an absolute loser with no prospects."

Aha. Apparently I missed that part, all I heard was a bunch of things that CAN be corrected with time and effort.

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Male 383
they take so long because they apparent still have DIAL-UP
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Male 425
One last note (sorry for triple post); I noticed tons of females that replied SERIOUSLY want this FBI/CIA-wannabe crap in thier stalls.

Bite the damn bullet and deal with it. You have a loser, you`ll be loved forever; get greedy, and your a5s would be pwned.

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Male 425
I guess I should stick to the George Costanza "Opposite Instict" method.

"Hi, I`m George. I have no job, and I live with my parents."
"I`m Karen... Hi!"

It would save the hassle of being paranoid for a lifetime. And if I get rejected, insult her; easy date. Women seem to fall for guys that hurt them anyway. Am I right guys? A5shole or nice guy; don`t mater, you hurt them, they love you. WTF?

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Male 425
I KNEW IT!!!


I always thought it was because I was a nice guy. Nope. Thier netorks are full of lies. They`re the CIA!!!

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Male 2,307
Glad I am not so desperate to go pick up girls at bars. Why do I want to date an alcoholic anyway?
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Male 870
^LOL. Thanks for the clarification.
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Male 275
it`s the booze talking
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Male 275
i dont want to say it but i will fo all you male IABers out there whp can relate to this there is hope i am gona tell you a tale of a great looser he was the kind of guy that all the girls "just wanted to be friends" he spent his time crocheting initaly to make a bag for his pipe but he learned to like it he made hats and purses and gave them to the girls who liked him "as a friend" and in the end he got none but the "oh thank you"sand then one day he made a hat and wore it wen he went to meet some one new and to make a longer story short he got some and some more and he is still getting it. so dont be discouraged.......and dont let them go to the public rest room.
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Male 321
Uhh...uhhh...

Uhhh...

Baffwoom

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Male 2,506
LMAO

THAT WAS WHACKO SMACKO

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Male 194
Heh. Still nothin compared to what goes on in guys bathrooms. Were like Ultra spys or somethin.
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Female 696
That... would be so awesome. I wish it were real!
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Male 9
that was funny???get of...
is like that dialog:
"bond, james bond...
f*ck, F*ck off!!!"-----THIS WAS FUNNY!!!
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Female 74
Superficiality had nothing to do with it... I mean c`mon, the guy still lives in his parents` attic? I wouldn`t be so harsh if he had SAID that he lived in his parents` attic! Give us SOME credit. And a women`s restroom is pretty much just like this, only with other women instead of technology. "Oh my gosh, HIM? Did you know that he works at Wal Mart?" "He told ME last week that he owned a condo in Miami." "He`s in here every other night, always chattin` up the girls." Men, we`re watching you.
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Female 401
i think the major thing that girls...or people i know and myself care about... is if they have STD`s or something like that...

ps that was dumb

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Female 22
haha i wish! that would help alot.
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Male 374
XD

THAT WAS SO EFFIN HILARIOUS!

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Female 63
Found it very funny XD I could have benefited from such a process when dealing with some guys.

But not all women enjoy going to the bathroom in droves...and not all of us take a long time. `Specially if the bathroom is a tad nasty...LOL

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Female 963
Haha :-P
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Female 52
hm... only slightly exagerated. we talk about y`all while we`re there. doesnt matter if the other women are stangers or not, we start talkin, lol

in my experience at least XD

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Male 178
WTF WAS THAT
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Male 694
well, my dadwas a plumber and he was training to be a master plumber, highest ranked plumber. They make MINIMUM of $40 an hour, so, earling potential very low must mean he SUX at his job, cuz plumbers can make HELLA lotta money
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Female 4
Hmm.... I need to try this someday... I mean I relly dont want to go out with a 40 year old living in his parents house...
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Female 670
If you go in there with people you know who know the person you`re considering going home with, it is a bit like that. Lots of conversations either saying "ew, don`t" or "Lucky" :]
or at least, that`s the way it is with me and my friends... if we don`t just go in there to take a piss/sh*t.
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Male 743
its what happens...i was on the runs and accidently went in once....
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Male 37
>.> thats gay lol.... when she just yelled I NEED A BACKROUND CHECK!, and saw all the women doing all sorts of high tech stuff, i knew it was a stupid skit some bored directer made lol.
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Female 37
he`s a plumber...I repeat! A plumber!
Hilarious.
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Male 129
Awkward..
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Male 695
All the women in that vid must`ve gone to the Keanu Reeves School of acting...
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Female 375
Oh how I wish it were true... *sigh*
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Male 2,172
I`ve been in there man... they hide all those equipements very well. You guys think they know about about our secret titty bar lair?
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Male 358
I like how this was made up by a guy..

Then again, that makes the most sense.

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Male 276
no wonder girls take sooo long in the bathroom!!!


I knew it! :-O

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Female 344
plumbers actually get paid really good too!
:S
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Female 344
he`s a plumber abort abort! lmao awee poor guy
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Male 480
imagine if the cleaning guy was there
lol
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Female 145
lol...i wish
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Female 1,211
It`s also true that when a girl goes to the bathroom, at least THREE other people have to go with her. It`s part of the rules!

You never see a guy stand up and yell out, "Hey Steve, let`s go pee-pee!" And boys, if you`ve ever done that, you need a serious talking to..

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Female 1,025
thiiis is true.

hahaha. seriously. even without the machines, etc. women will help other women judge a guy to see if she should go out with him.

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Female 173
boys, you have been warned.
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Female 268
that would b cool to have in the bathroom. sadly all we do in the bathroom is repair makeup and gossip about whether u should go with the guy. i am starting to wonder what guys do in the bathroom. they cant do much cuz they r always out so fast.
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Female 24
thats A LITTLE exagerated lol
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Female 354
"Women can`t be THAT superficial."

Superficial? She rejected on the grounds that he was an absolute loser with no prospects.

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Male 1,420
"You might as well have just had a bunch of women shouting, "WE`RE ALL SHALLOW! WE`RE JUDGEMENTAL! WE DON`T CARE ABOUT CONTENT OF CHARACTER! WE`RE ALL SHALLOW!" for a while."
the sad thing is, thats how most men are too.

"That was supposed to be top secret >> we`ve got a snitch on our hands ladies.." well, you know all those cliche cartoons where biottle boys dress up as little girls, and have to use the other bathroom? thats how we ofund out.

"... And why was there a 4 year old child with his mother at the bar?!" i acctually think its just ap lain restaraunt

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Female 582
WHY?! why did they reveal our secret???
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Female 1,065
That was supposed to be top secret >> we`ve got a snitch on our hands ladies..
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Male 58
wow, this reaks of misogyny.
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Female 403
lol! if only they were really like that....
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Male 2,616
yeah i was a little surprised that guys made this
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Male 581
heh hee hee... (oh god)
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Female 2,552
DEVI3000, do you have friends?
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Female 351
damn, we`ll have to find some new way of concealing our equipment!!
haha, not laughing out lound funny, but laughing on the inside funny, which is good enough for me.
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Male 733
lol
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Female 250
lol love it
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Female 171
I only wish it was like that :p
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Female 97
I tell you. If I knew a bathroom like that. I`d spend most of my time there!
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Female 24
I wish bathrooms really had that- it would save a LOT of wasted time! lol
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Male 339
... And why was there a 4 year old child with his mother at the bar?!
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Female 110
thatis what happens
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Male 643
That guy was going nowhere fast.
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Female 1,578
yeah thats exactly what goes on!

haha that was so funny.

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Female 1,412
Haha...I guess that what we do in the toilets is our little secret! Ha that sounded so gay.
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Female 91
YES thats freakin awesome.... all men are b1tches
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Female 114
All the people getting offended are just taking it a bit too seriously, I think. Who cares if plumbers make good money? It`s a joke, get over it.
I found it hilarious.
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Male 1,364
hehehe cute
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Female 873
LOL!! i loved it!! :D Lets see more funny-arse sktetch`s like this on IAB!! - PS ITS MY BDAY TODAY :D
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Male 139
Plumbers make damn good money. I should know, I work in a plumbing supply shop.
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Female 182
haha lmao
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Female 306
genetalia size, way below average.
haha.
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Male 2,216
You might as well have just had a bunch of women shouting, "WE`RE ALL SHALLOW! WE`RE JUDGEMENTAL! WE DON`T CARE ABOUT CONTENT OF CHARACTER! WE`RE ALL SHALLOW!" for a while.
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Male 109
Devi3000 obviously didn`t watch all of it and `get it`. Don`t make stupid comments if you have no idea what you`re talking about.
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Female 14
We don`t use the infrared`s here... other than that, pretty spot on, I`d say
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Female 1,596
HAHAH!!! I wish I had that! xD
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Female 215
Now where did all that information leak from?

You know it comes from a man`s mind because of all the gadgets, computers and buttons. Women aren`t maniacs of that. Something like that DOE happen in the ladies bathroom through chatting with each other, though :P Men beware.

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Male 1,219
Everybody knows women can`t work that kind of equipment! :P
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Female 673
Oh damn they`re on to us... okay, which one of you ladies spilled the beans?
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Male 166
OK, watch this & see what these idiots ripped off... Amazon Women on the Moon
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Male 1,354
Dumb. And plumbers earn pooloads.
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Female 364
FLB i was thinkin the same thing :P

what ladies room decour is complete WITHOUT the shiny red ``turn-this-place-into-a-secret-spy-lab`` button? =D

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Female 538
That was really good, made me laugh...

I only wish it was truee.....

**or maybe it is true... lolz**

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Female 132
Yup, that`s totally what we do in there! You guys seem to have us all figured out.
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Male 959
plumbers earn rakes of cash in ireland.
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Male 1,217
LOL wat an... interesting story line.
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Female 8
personally, I would have made him buy me something really expensive with all that money he must have to be able to afford a penthouse
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Female 56
LMAO =D
Loved it.
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Female 331
That was so cheesy...

Made me giggle vaguely, though.

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Male 69
im scared :(
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Female 40
aww, poor man. :[

I feel bad for his loser self.

I`m wondering how he would have pulled off his "penthouse" while living with his parents.

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Female 2
lorddalvidii, you sure you want to risk it? we also have man sensors and potentially lethal defense systems
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Male 285
that`s it... i`m breaking into the next ladies room i see and finding this button!!
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Female 198
damn, you`ve uncovered the secret of the ladies room. now we`ll have to find a new way to do background checks -.-
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Male 1,263
LMAO


I KNEW IT~~!!!

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Female 1,496
I got about 10 seconds into that video before I clicked it off. The guys voice was worse than nails on a chalkboard.

Women who go into bathrooms together are drating stupid. Bathrooms smell and are dirty, who in their right mind would want to hang out in one? Maybe they like to hear each other piss and fart?

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Female 1,228
ROFL!!
Really funny.
I don`t know about the US, but of course that`s what goes on in the bathrooms in the Uk?
Who would have thought anything different??
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Female 496
Yeah, it`s only slightly exaggerated.
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Female 1,070
oh yeah of COURSE that`s what every girl`s washroom is like *sarcasm*

would be cool if it were ture tho

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Male 265
But when do they pee then? If thay are so busy spying I mean...
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Female 314
i agree with polgolwa toooo long could not watch all of it... only watch 5 seconds... oh and R U Kidding, yes they can
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Male 336
poor kid.
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Female 344
Negative~!
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Male 128
haha that was great
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Female 152
Ok...it`s slightly exaggerated...
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Male 810
lol ^
Yeah that was funny
But, really, what happens when a pack (5-7) girls go into a bathroom together and don`t come out until 10 minutes later.....
Hmmm.....
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Male 4,246
I get the feeling that at least a few of the guys who made this have been rejected a few too many times, and might be just slightly bitter and/or paranoid. Women can`t be THAT superficial.
...can they?

PS: Plumbers make damn good money, judging from the prices they charge.

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Female 546
That would be so awesome to have in every bathroom.
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Male 43
waaaaaaay too long!
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Male 15
That title had so much NSFW potential, too....
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Male 870
Link: What Happens in the Ladies Room [Rate Link] - This isn`t what really happens... is it?
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