Weird Japanese Products

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Weird
http://www.pantherhouse.com/newshelton/the-jpunk-screaming/

WTF? Warning: some NSFW.
There are 79 comments:
Female 523
ahaha is it wrong to expect to go to japan in a pokemon jet and be raped by some guy in a sailor moon costume using one of those things in the first ad and the condoms but it be hilariously funny, and later he buys me some penis icecream?

it sounds likely.

japan is awesome. They let the insane flow with the rest of the crowd instead of locking them up like we do. Theres a reason only /japanese/ anime is good.


it sounds likely.

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Male 876
Wow...
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Female 1,299
WOW! a pokemon plane. i want to go on one of those
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Female 428
Salmakia, if you read this, it means Not Safe For Work.
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Female 428
The penis ice creams... )-|
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Female 24
mkay, anybody who sees this will probably think I am complete idiot..but I just need an answer..
what does NSFW even stand for? I know it means innapropriate in some way but what does it actually stand for?
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Female 321
god.....(no further comment)
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Male 51
lame products though that arcade game sounds fun
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Female 920
Very WTF-ish indeed.
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Female 8
what`s the first product all about?
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Male 130
That isn`t half of it. Japan as really crazy and neat things.

They have vending machines for just about everything, ever used schoolgirls panties.

http://www.photomann.com/japan/machines/

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Male 11
Like Jebler said the ice cream is probable from the penis festival.
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Female 878
...Do I even want to know what the first one is?
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Male 24
wtf up wit all the sex stuff!!!!!!!!!! and the ice crem>XD XP
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Male 1,024
lol. wacky packages!
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Female 113
I used to live in japan for 3 yrs...It was not that bad,but I have ridden in the pokemon planes. You get a free postcard.
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Male 25
What crazies those Japenese people are. (No offense)
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Female 1,395
no wonder Japan has the highest suicide rate in the world. What a load of cr*ap. And just what kind of sick f*ck gives their little girl a penis shaped ice cream anyway?

Half of me want to go there and party and the other half wants to smash the f*ck out of their faces for being so stupid.

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Female 3,562
Yhea they have some penis festival where they parade around on giant penis floats and *everyone* eats penis shaped ice cream and candy.
I swear to god they do this. Japan is seriously drated up. They see nothing wrong with this concept.
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Female 76
The blog http://www.gaijinsmash.net has lots of entries and info about "kancho," the "UFIA" schoolkid prank similar to the Western wedgie. You`ll have to look through the blog and find them yourself, though - I didn`t have time. Also those penis ice cream cones are for a Shinto (old fasioned Japanese religious) festival, I`m pretty sure. It`s still a big world in some ways, thank goodness. Expand your horizons - it`s good to learn about cultures that haven`t been wiped out yet! ;)
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Female 576
hahahaha the japanese
are great

=D

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Female 301
I suddenly need some ice cream.
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Male 148
{ right } Lollipop package named “The Candy That Makes You Horny” (it tastes like flavored condoms).

Biggest WDF in the world.

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Male 194
"try our new type can you survive 12 TIMES?"

lol

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Male 738
Japan`s consumer industry=Insane asylum escapees.
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Female 243
You gotta love Japan :D
And I liked the look of them Pika costumes I wouldnt mind one to sleep in :P
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Male 114

Really makes you want a bag of Doritos, no? I also can`t stop luaghing at that. The arcade machine also reminds me of a game they play over in Japan,kancho. Pretty much the same thing the arcade machine does.

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Male 610
Olragix, look at the name of the last one it`s called "Cracksandwich"
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Male 1,079
What`s wrong with the last one? I see that women on products all the time...
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Male 701
wow, quite the perverts haha!
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Male 142
neonsharpie: i agree, those made me go With The Flow too.
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Male 302
Some of them are practical jokes while others are real. What kind of ice cream do you get if you are a male?
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Male 140
... i agree with tiredofnicks. that is indeed a WTF item, but now i want to eat one just for the strange looks...
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Male 63
This makes me wonder why other countries tease America about what they do without looking at themselves first.
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Female 75
Please let us debate...I`m a masterdebater!!!

Was that Shawn Michaels?

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Female 1,697
I want the pillow, for my lonely nights.
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Male 284
This was funny as hell but at the same time very wrong i.e. the ice cream cones......
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Male 1,825
weirdo japenese. however i do like the idead of a chair tiolet
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Male 330
I spent way too much time trying to figure some of these things out, especially the first one.

Also, that anal-molesting video game was a nice mix of disturbing and hilarious, but tell me: Would anybody seriously play that? If something like that were here in America, I think a bunch of people would want to try it (just out of curiosity), but everybody would be way too embarrassed to actually do it.

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Male 193
Mmmm Horse ice cream and suckers that taste like condoms.
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Male 602
^That`s true! What the hell is the first one?
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Female 131
I`m wondering what half those things were.

Wtf was the first one?

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Male 23
I wonder what the whole obsession with wangs is about.
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Female 44
I want a Pokemon airplane!!!!
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Male 1,083
wow they have a extreme sense of sexuality over there, most of these products people would be too ashamed of buying... or would be too grossed out.
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Male 103
Wow
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Male 30
Did I spot a male vibrator?
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Female 127
Lol... The japanese are so crazy and weird...thats why I love them! I want to go to japan!!!! They make the weirdest stuff...the Robot condoms totaqlly got me...
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Male 553
yeah very wierd but show the japanese an action man and they would be like WTF!!

:-p

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Female 57
I don`t know why, but now I want one of those Paris Hitlon Hello Kittys.
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Female 324
is the first one an ass torch :S weird.
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Male 1,364
weird
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Male 145
“Developed by Koreans for the Japanese, Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is the first arcade game that combines assaulting non-nice individuals and fortune-telling. You select from eight characters like “Girlfriend”, “Mother-in-Law,” “Con artist,” and “Child Molester” and then you ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words “HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY.” As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain.”

Oh my god. Why can`t I stop laughing? XD

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Female 419
Lol at the ice creams.
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Female 172
Dood. Those ice creams made me go WTF. Who would sell those to children!?
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Male 2,005
doesnt the first one look like a flash light?
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Male 233
another world...
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Male 184
HAHA The Icecreams that are shaped like a rooster HAHA
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Male 1,270
Can we open a debate on the plural of `penis`?

Penises, Peni, who knows?

Please let us debate...I`m a masterdebater!!! :-D

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Female 1,228
mm strange indeed.
Some of those products look very fallac, and wtf was up with those ice creams near the end, that clearly looked like penis`s.
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Female 302
where the Hello Kitty Vibrator? you cant talk wacky things from japan whitout talking about Hello Kitty vibrator... thats the most weird and wacky thing i ever heard of :O
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Male 321
I want those robot condoms.
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Male 195
the fourth one, the hug-a-pillow is actually really nice onwe of my friends at boarding school has one. without the shirt thing though
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Male 1,142
the ice scream is sold at a festival. i forget the name but i do know that the penis festival is on my birthday...
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Male 292
what was with that ice cream? wtf?
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Male 157
Well, that was enlightening.
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Female 344
Their another weird product: MARIMOKKORI~!

It’s Hokkaido’s famous marimokkori! If you pull the round mokkori, he’ll shake!

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Male 1,866
Scary..
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Female 163
My mom has the third one (the wooden device with a handle and two balls). It`s a massager; she keeps it in the livingroom. But, now I`m a bit disturbed.
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Male 170
Lmao Russian Roulette for kids
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Female 120
Wow....

I saw a pokemon plane while I was in Japan way back in 2001 at the height of the pokemon era, lol. So I`m guessing that picture is pretty old.

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Female 71
When people say japan is weird for all its stuff, maybe they just know how to have a good laugh.
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Male 1,263
haha wow
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Female 560
japan is a great country with interesting products
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Female 2,695
the first one is possibly the funniest.
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Male 559
lmao paris hilton hello kitty
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Female 2,695
hahahaha. i enjoy the japanese.
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Male 503
WTF, indeed.
Im sorry for saying this, but I cant stop laughing at the "Condom Series" one.
Jaysus. That`s one strange robot.
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Male 10,115
Link: Weird Japanese Products [Rate Link] - WTF? Warning: some NSFW.
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