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Date: 04/04/07 02:16 AM

39 Responses to Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 3, 2007 at 11:13 pm
    Link: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job? - The 911 conspiracy guys` take on Star Wars.
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    Tjames Male 18-29
    294 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:22 am
    This is EXCELLENT!
  3. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:34 am
    Lol nice one
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    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:36 am
    `all evidence indicates that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star`

    lol...

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    chikoori Female 18-29
    1011 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:44 am
    Bahahaha
  6. Profile photo of AK-047
    AK-047 Male 13-17
    270 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 2:48 am
    Lmao, awesome parody. "...an excuse to invade Hoth and steal their oil..." PRICELESS!
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    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:18 am
    Mmmmm, I think we might be going a bit too in depth into a movie here. .;-\
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    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:22 am
    i wasn`t sure if it was some crazy-ass liberal or a parody.
    Either way was quite entertaining :)
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:23 am
    Anyone who thinks the Deathstar was a controlled demolition is an idiot.
  10. Profile photo of Bennyd
    Bennyd Male 13-17
    1092 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:24 am
    i wonder what george lucas has to say on this
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    takerrules Male 18-29
    236 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 5:26 am
    heh,pretty sweet
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    dumaspere Male 18-29
    102 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 8:09 am
    lol, excellent.

    Does anyone know if the Jar Jar bit is making fun of anything in particular in real life? One of the US presidential candidates or maybe a conspiracy theorist running for Senator?

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    ninjacache Male 18-29
    221 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 8:36 am
    Hahaha......friggin sweet. I would wait to see Rosie`s rebut el on the view but I don`t want to turn to the dark side. Well done.
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    marchhare123 Male 30-39
    547 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 9:07 am
    very funny, my fav is the picture of the emperor reading the book
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    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 9:50 am
    haha.

    derangedingo: liberal?
    what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
    i don`t follow.

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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 10:33 am
    This is from the "Debunking 911" site. It`s meant to make you think a conspiracy is silly.

    Judging by the posts here, it looks like it`s working.

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    medic1971 Male 30-39
    200 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 10:48 am
    The conspiracy is not silly...


    It`s moronic.

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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 12:06 pm
    meh
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    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    That was cool. Makes you think
  20. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 12:32 pm
    A conspiracy IS silly. Because we`re supposed to believe that the government would be skilled enough to perfectly, flawlessly pull off a plan invloving tens of thousands of government officials, firemen, policemen, and hospital workers; yet they can`t get their poo together to realize that there are no WMDs, or keep the approval rating above 33%.
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    gabcab Male 13-17
    404 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 12:37 pm
    That was well done, good way to prove all those theorists wrong
  22. Profile photo of bobbyo
    bobbyo Male 18-29
    318 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 12:39 pm
    fools! don`t you know that George Lucas is a CIA operative and these movies were developed to brainwash an dfool you to believing that a small group of "rebels" could in fact pull off a massive act of destruction. 911 has been planne dfor decades and this was all a part of the plan. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
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    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
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    April 4, 2007 at 12:43 pm
    How could a missile make a right turn into an exhaust pipe? How can it be "sucked in" when an exhaust pipe implies that it blows out something? Maybe an intake pipe, but not an exhaust pipe... And how could such a small missile cause such a great explosion?
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    babyike Male 30-39
    119 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 1:41 pm
    This was hilarious!!!
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    Fayth Female 18-29
    496 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 3:07 pm
    Hahaha, this is great.
  26. Profile photo of ninjapirates
    ninjapirates Male 13-17
    25 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 3:58 pm
    And you know what the sad thing is? Some people will actually take this to heart and believe it. Sigh...
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    mds042478 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:26 pm
    I could care less one way or the other, but has everyone forgot that the movie was kinda based around this little thing called "The Force". Lucas obviously put that in the movie to explain the unexplainable...idiots
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    1-Up Male 13-17
    291 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 4:28 pm
    lol
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    KimonoThief Male 18-29
    126 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 5:48 pm
    "The force." Bah, that`s the story the empire expects us to believe! The truth is, no targeting computer, let alone a rebel without a computer, could possibly pinpoint a missile into such a small port. It`s PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!
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    HylianNinja Male 18-29
    902 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 5:56 pm
    Yeah, `physically impossible`. But you do know that small exhaust ports get larger and lose exhaust pressure when a missile is fired at them, don`t you?
    F*cking conspiracy theorists. They never look up the facts....
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    Himenick Male 13-17
    22 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 9:16 pm
    how could all of this happened, well it was a movie so anything can happen. well it was funny and I agree with marchhare123, the pic w/ palpatine reading the book was awesome
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    Sweet_Tooth Male 18-29
    308 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 10:46 pm
    Yeah, I loved that picture too. "...and he would keep reading it for another 5 minutes." lol
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 11:22 pm
    From Force Skeptics:
    "Han Solo, champion of reason. He`s flown from one side of this Galaxy to the other. He`s seen a lot of strange stuff, but he`s never seen anything to make him believe there`s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There`s no mystical energy field that controls his destiny. It`s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
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    R_U_Kidding Male 18-29
    4246 posts
    April 4, 2007 at 11:46 pm
    Oh yeah, back on-topic: This is pretty damned funny, regardless of which side you`re on.
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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 3:04 am
    Considering that the Death Star merely "melted by fire first" vefore it blew up.

    I wonder what Rosie has to say about that. Do we have a Jedi in physics or something around here to explain this?

    Reactor 7 melted awkwardly, and she may want to know how the metal melted.

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    Prowler2885 Male 18-29
    425 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 3:06 am
    --er, oops. I meant the exhaust port.

    Okay, so I didn`t read the whole thing. Look at my post-time.

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    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 9:56 am
    Guys, its called Death Star. DEATH star!
    The thing was just asking to be blown up!
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    linkcma Male 18-29
    302 posts
    April 5, 2007 at 10:12 pm
    Wow, that was well done! Very good indeed.
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    robofish Male 13-17
    506 posts
    April 10, 2007 at 1:28 am
    I have a question! Why are you spending your time on this crap?

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