Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job?

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny
http://debunking911.com/questions.htm

The 911 conspiracy guys" take on Star Wars.
There are 38 comments:
Male 506
I have a question! Why are you spending your time on this crap?
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Male 302
Wow, that was well done! Very good indeed.
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Male 1,228
Guys, its called Death Star. DEATH star!
The thing was just asking to be blown up!
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Male 425
--er, oops. I meant the exhaust port.

Okay, so I didn`t read the whole thing. Look at my post-time.

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Male 425
Considering that the Death Star merely "melted by fire first" vefore it blew up.

I wonder what Rosie has to say about that. Do we have a Jedi in physics or something around here to explain this?

Reactor 7 melted awkwardly, and she may want to know how the metal melted.

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Male 4,246
Oh yeah, back on-topic: This is pretty damned funny, regardless of which side you`re on.
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Male 4,246
From Force Skeptics:
"Han Solo, champion of reason. He`s flown from one side of this Galaxy to the other. He`s seen a lot of strange stuff, but he`s never seen anything to make him believe there`s one all-powerful force controlling everything. There`s no mystical energy field that controls his destiny. It`s all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."
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Male 308
Yeah, I loved that picture too. "...and he would keep reading it for another 5 minutes." lol
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Male 22
how could all of this happened, well it was a movie so anything can happen. well it was funny and I agree with marchhare123, the pic w/ palpatine reading the book was awesome
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Male 902
Yeah, `physically impossible`. But you do know that small exhaust ports get larger and lose exhaust pressure when a missile is fired at them, don`t you?
F*cking conspiracy theorists. They never look up the facts....
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Male 126
"The force." Bah, that`s the story the empire expects us to believe! The truth is, no targeting computer, let alone a rebel without a computer, could possibly pinpoint a missile into such a small port. It`s PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!
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Male 291
lol
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Male 21
I could care less one way or the other, but has everyone forgot that the movie was kinda based around this little thing called "The Force". Lucas obviously put that in the movie to explain the unexplainable...idiots
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Male 25
And you know what the sad thing is? Some people will actually take this to heart and believe it. Sigh...
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Female 496
Hahaha, this is great.
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Male 119
This was hilarious!!!
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Male 1,882
How could a missile make a right turn into an exhaust pipe? How can it be "sucked in" when an exhaust pipe implies that it blows out something? Maybe an intake pipe, but not an exhaust pipe... And how could such a small missile cause such a great explosion?
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Male 318
fools! don`t you know that George Lucas is a CIA operative and these movies were developed to brainwash an dfool you to believing that a small group of "rebels" could in fact pull off a massive act of destruction. 911 has been planne dfor decades and this was all a part of the plan. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
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Male 404
That was well done, good way to prove all those theorists wrong
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Male 1,455
A conspiracy IS silly. Because we`re supposed to believe that the government would be skilled enough to perfectly, flawlessly pull off a plan invloving tens of thousands of government officials, firemen, policemen, and hospital workers; yet they can`t get their poo together to realize that there are no WMDs, or keep the approval rating above 33%.
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Male 193
That was cool. Makes you think
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Male 2,510
meh
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Male 200
The conspiracy is not silly...


It`s moronic.

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Male 4,746
This is from the "Debunking 911" site. It`s meant to make you think a conspiracy is silly.

Judging by the posts here, it looks like it`s working.

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Male 1,024
haha.

derangedingo: liberal?
what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?
i don`t follow.

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Male 547
very funny, my fav is the picture of the emperor reading the book
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Male 221
Hahaha......friggin sweet. I would wait to see Rosie`s rebut el on the view but I don`t want to turn to the dark side. Well done.
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Male 102
lol, excellent.

Does anyone know if the Jar Jar bit is making fun of anything in particular in real life? One of the US presidential candidates or maybe a conspiracy theorist running for Senator?

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Male 236
heh,pretty sweet
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Male 1,092
i wonder what george lucas has to say on this
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Male 902
Anyone who thinks the Deathstar was a controlled demolition is an idiot.
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Male 810
i wasn`t sure if it was some crazy-ass liberal or a parody.
Either way was quite entertaining :)
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Female 1,228
Mmmmm, I think we might be going a bit too in depth into a movie here. .;-\
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Male 270
Lmao, awesome parody. "...an excuse to invade Hoth and steal their oil..." PRICELESS!
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Male 366
`all evidence indicates that strategically placed explosives, not a single missile, is what destroyed the Death Star`

lol...

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Male 1,111
Lol nice one
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Male 294
This is EXCELLENT!
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Male 10,115
Link: Was the Death Star Attack an Inside Job? [Rate Link] - The 911 conspiracy guys` take on Star Wars.
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