Top 100 Unsexiest Men

Submitted by: sarahxoxo 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.thephoenix.com/article_ektid37369.aspx

Bringing unsexy back.
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Female 338
Colin Meloy should not be on that list.
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Female 681
that was gay
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Female 1,470
LOL, web troll :P
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Male 12
why is my gerard and partick here?? i ♥ them forever!
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Female 287
Lol i think Mel Gibsons cute....;-/

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Male 982
i somehow knew flavor flav would have been in the top 10.
he is one ugly dude.
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Male 341
my sister is in love with colin meloy. totally destroyed the list for me right there.
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Male 637
w...why wasnt i on there?
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Female 857
I agreed with some of it, disagreed with others. =\
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Female 108
I don`t know who ann coulter is..
but i was sad to see gerard way on there. he`s not THAT overweight. haha flave.
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Female 178
satenya101- Weird Al has more musical genius in one hair on his head than every so called "emo" band put together.
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Male 1,425
guess what? i agree with yumiii, MCR sucks.
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Male 1,425
lmfao @ john basedow:

Gross man-boobs are usually confined to fat guys. But Basedow, the freakishly shaped workout guru familiar to late-night channel surfers through his “Fitness Made Simple” infomercials, is in a league of his own. It’s as if someone took Lou Ferigno’s pecks and stapled them to a Ken doll — a sight that never fails to send us groping for the remote in mid retch.

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Male 1,425
haha, well of course the pope is ugly, they wouldn`t vote for a hot pope would they? hey, ya never know...haha..so trump has the crown? wtf. why wasn`t paris hilton in this list?
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Male 13
Ann Coulter: Hellbitch

LMAO!!!!!

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Female 538
Gerard Way --- 21... im outraged. Soooooooooooo outraged. Good list besides that though.

Swap Gerard Way with Weird Al then i`ll be happy.

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Male 4,138
wtf who worte this?
"91] BOB SAGET
started telling gross-out jokes "

he was alway like that; LONG before full house.

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Female 1,002
Bruce Vilanch is sexy
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Female 40
Boadicea...I`m so glad someone agrees with me...Pete Doherty is sexy! Well when he`s not covered in sweat that is...which isn`t too often to be honest. But oh yeah I`d let him do me against a barbed wire fence!
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Female 55
That list must`ve been made by a man.

In the girl world a lot of those guys are considered studs.

Devendra Banhart? Meow!

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Female 71
<3patrick stump is cute!<3
they are on somthing!
they have no taste!
i am angry>-(...
can you tell?
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Female 280
^agreed, haha.

wow, most of that was... right on.

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Female 178
^^ Finally, somebody with some taste. Yumiii, you are my new hero (weeell, that`s actually reserved for Ringo, but who cares?)
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Female 1,382
Way is freaking ugly and frontman of a crappy band.
`Nuff said.
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Female 1,677
Forget Gerard Way! We need more people defending the mind-blowing sex that is PETE DOHERTY. Yes, he`s a drug addict. Yes, I would do him. For days.
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Female 447
trump trumps `em all! Ha, ha! Goes to prove that if you`ve got money, attractiveness is no barrier to sleeping with gorgeous women.
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Female 133
BWAHAHAHAHAHA. I love that they put Pope Benedict on the list, that was so unexpected.

Some names in particular that I agreed with on the list were Ann Coulter, Dr. Phil, Tom Cruise, Jared Fogle, and "the fat guy from Borat".
I cracked up when I saw Mitt Romney on the list...my grandma always talks about how "handsome" he is.

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Female 3
Why is Gerard Way on the list?! These guys obviously don`t know what they`re talking about. Except for the Donald Trump part. And Flavor Flav.
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Male 77
The better description would of been, "Putting Sexy Away."
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Female 441
Poor sanjaya!!!! I dont like the kid but thats messed up.Wud u go 2 a highschool and make fun of a bunch of nerdy kids.(dnt answer that)Although he is in the public eye and destined for a hard time u gotta think of wen u wer a teen and sum one made fun of u....now magnify that by a billion.I think he sux but....wy is a teen boy on the unsexiest men?????........my Fave is the cave man I think he is fine jk..the funniest was Ann Coulter
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Female 56
BUSH!!!! Not even on it???? He should be number 1. And Ann Coulter made me die laughing...I am so glad they put her on there.
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAH GOOD ENOUGH LIST FOR CRACKS
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Female 690
There were some people I did not agree with on there but others I did so I`m undecided whether this is an accurate list or not.
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Male 10
Yeah, Hardly done on looks. The fact that gary Busey wasnt even on it proves that its badly done.
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Male 157
Holy crap. They didn`t even start getting gross til the final PREDICTABLE 20 or so!!
Jon Heder and Pete Doherty are effng sexy, by the way.
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Male 756
Proud to say I am not on the list... yet.
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Male 147
lol, "the fat guy from borat"
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Female 269
Hey! I like Patrick Stump, Gerard Way and Jon Heder (I guess I wouldn`t call them sexy, but they certainly are attractive...);-()
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Female 145
WHAY IS GERARD WAY ON THE LIST!!! sanjaya is in the top? Anyways, who the hell made this list? Phoenix staff? must be mostly guys
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Female 145
i dont agree with some of these.
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Male 337
I guessed Imus in the top 10.
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Female 82
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/2003...

I agreed with most of the list, but Gerard Way ranks number one on my Sexy List. He lost all the so called weight, he made it through rehab, has a beautiful voice, brilliant mind, and the most gorgeous eyes ever. I`ve met or corresponded with at least 100 girls/women who`d jump at the chance to just see him in person, and I am one of them.

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Female 178
Gerard Way is......... frontman of a horrible band. It`s a shame what people construe as talent these days.
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Male 480
FAT GUY FROM BORAT
fat boy from borat
lol
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Female 1,025
reeepostttt
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Female 114
Bitchy and childish. Go back to your SLAM books.
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Male 14
The person who wrote this article is probably the unsexiest person alive.

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Female 24
haha most of those were right on. And at first i was like, "heeey he`s cute" lol but its not ugliest-- just LEAST SEXY. So i guess i agree. =]
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Female 655
hahaah lolz =]
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Female 30
i had to stop reading after i saw they put devendra banhart on there.

i loooove devendra banhart. :) haha

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Female 582
hey now, i like john heder
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Female 444
Donald ???
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Male 1,254
Eh, I definitely think they let one really off the hook. Michael Moore.

No matter your political alignment, all can agree that dirty man belongs in the top 20.

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Male 63
Where`s Ernest Borgnine?
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Male 13
I think the king from 300 should get number 1.:-)
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Female 1,784
GERARD WAY!!
hes the sex!
and lol at BigBonny
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Female 419
Lmao at number 61 I think it was.
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Male 1,228
[92] OSAMA BIN LADEN

lmfao

This cant be true :D

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Female 630
kfed should have been numero 1
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Female 173
dont i have something better to do? yeah, i think so...
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Female 1
Gerard Way is the sexiest guy alive... those people are on crack... There is something seriously wrong with those people!!!
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Female 1,492
why did i look at the whole list
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Male 263
horrible list, also putting a cartoon in there is lame.
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Female 1,412
Where was Moe Syzlak ? LOl
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Female 243
*Le gasp*
How could you put Gerard Way on there?!?Hes the hottest thing since the sun GOD DAMN YOU
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Female 243
Patrick Stump could be sexy if he shaved.
And Pete Wentz is THE SEX!!!Hes so freaking hott...
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Male 89
GERARD WAY IS...uhh..SILLY! yeah he`s a dumbass.

um. bye

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Female 302
WTFFFF, PATRICK STUMP IS REALLY SEXY TO MEE THOUGH T_T!!! Not being sarcastic, btw~
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Male 43
weres don vito?
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Male 108
GAH bloody Gerard should be WAY further up the list....only becaus i envy him and dont see why hes so attractive :(
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Female 57
Man, that was sad. Sanjaya is definetly deserving of his spot. LOL even Carl (from ATHF) is sexier than him!
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Male 1,364
hahaha BOB SAGET
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Male 98
Oh gawd... I had trouble breathing after seeing Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force due to immense laughter. That truly made my day. (Was George W. Bush on the list? I wasn`t paying too much attention.)
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Male 163
"Two parts smug empathy, six parts self-satisfied gloat, this unsolicited life coach to the universe has all the charm of flatulence in a bathtub".

That`s the best description of Dr. Phil I have ever seen.

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Male 96
I stopped reading after Bob Saget. That`s ludicrous, who`s number 1, Chuck Norris??? ludicrous
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Male 1,024
pretty accurate top 20 or so, i thougt.
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Female 306
bob saget, screech, and the geico caveman. this list sucks! all three of them are sexy. are mario batali is sexy cause he can cook me food.
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Male 2,216
I dunno about Sanjaya. I`d hit it.
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Female 1,395
...yeah...ive always wondered why so many of the men who are supposed to be attractive repulse me. I agree with all i saw altho some should have been higher up than others. I kinda have a thing for dr phil tho ¬.¬ i dont want to talk about it.
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Female 152
And Gerald was on that list?
DAMN THEM ALL =(
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Female 152
Lols...Aaron Carter..I remember I used to like him...when I was about 9..long time ago.
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Female 65
i just KNEWWW Donald Trump would be first.
I kneewwww.
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Female 364
for the second time today, FLB i love you ><

why was Gerard Way on that list!!! thats an outrage!!!!!!

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*shifty eyes*...*goes on wild killing spree8 ^^

(however, i AM pleased that Marilyn Manson wasnt on the list this time =D)

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Female 630


hey, he`s buff.

gerard way should so have not been in there.
i didnt really agree with this list..

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Female 132
Hahahaha, awesome! Totally made my day. Probably the only time you will see Donald Trump & Flava Flave in the same group!
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Male 536
yay! im not on it, score!
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Female 56
"But keep in mind that despite her looks, her personality is a major fault that prevents her from being sexy. That`s what the authors of this list were focusing on - well, that and dissing fat guys."

I guess you`re right. I honestly hadn`t thought about that aspect.

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Male 615
I don`t think many of those were really that true. I mean come on! Some of those guys are actually attractive to a lot of women! You know theres gotta be like a million women wanting to get with Gerard Way.
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Male 4,246
ChibiPluto, I understand what you mean about Ann Coulter and I agree that putting her on a list of men is in poor taste. But keep in mind that despite her looks, her personality is a major fault that prevents her from being sexy. That`s what the authors of this list were focusing on - well, that and dissing fat guys.
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Female 316
The number one spot couldn`t go to a more deserving "person." However, I disagree with the reasoning behind Bob Saget`s listing. His stand up routines were always filthy, waaaaaaaay before he started on Full House.
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Female 56
Just to be fair, they chose the worst concievable pictures of some of those people.

BTW, I`ve never really understood why people think Ann Coulter is so ugly, or say that she`s lesbian... I just don`t see it. I think it`s just that they don`t agree with her politics, and thus act like they have to write off every aspect of her as being horrifying and despicable, including appearance. (Not that I agree with much of anything she says - just saying.)

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Female 1,228
Graet list, even though I didn`t really know half of them.
But. . . Gerade Way being no.22, he shouldn`t even be in the freakin` list, I`m mortally outraged and angry.:-(
It`s not fair.
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Female 1,496
Ann Coulter is my lesbian lover.
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Female 1,382
Number 22
Oh my GAHD!
WTF is with that double chin!
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Male 4,246
Jeez. I`m suddenly not so sure I want to be famous or well-known anymore.
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Male 204
wow, i didnt know the geico caveman was so much sexier than other ppl.
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Female 88
Great list!
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Female 344
Butt chin....
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Male 991
"PETE DOHERTY, Human vacuum". Lol. Some of the stuff in there was hilarious.
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Male 810
lollerskates
Bob Saget comes before Osama Bin Laden
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Female 47
good point
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Male 458
Because michael jackson isn`t much of a Man anymore...
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Female 47
wtf why no michael jackson???
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Female 146
That list was hillarious!

Read the explanation of how they came up with them at the beginning... I knew instantly Trump would be number 1!

My boyfriend guessed Flavor Flav would be top 3

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Male 902
Donald Trump is number one. Why do I get the feeling that he couldn`t give a sh*t less?
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Female 546
I couldn`t agree less with those ratings.
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Male 15
Everyone here knows they`d do Donald Trump for the right price.
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Female 493
Link: Top 100 Unsexiest Men [Rate Link] - Bringing unsexy back.
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