The Truth About the Titanic

Submitted by: Xerasia 10 years ago in Funny
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=af07

It was the government.
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Male 203
alot of people are taking this too seriously. come on people "the metal barely melted at all"
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Male 51
also any 1 who says jew r at fault please go f*uck ur self now u stupid nazi party!!!
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Male 51
(answer in stupid talk) ICEEE VERRRYYY SHARRRPPP
ABLEE TOOO CUTTT METALL (under stand)
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Male 274
THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL......SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE!!! i heart maddox
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Male 10
do you people actually think beffore typing?
this is so obviously a joke its an absolute wonder people are trying to debunk the "metal > ice" idea, or making fun of him using his bathtub for an underwhelming example, or even the fact he said he doesnt know what his graph means, christ on a stick he isnt a kid too.

at least by calling him an idiot you werent unintentionally a glaring hypocrite right?

wait.....

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Male 1,231
That was brilliant, really made me chuckle.
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Female 1,120
i went to the bottom and pressed the still not convinced and it was dumb as hell showing graphs and him saying he doesn`t even know what they mean.
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Male 114
remember everyone, tomorrow (april 14) will be the 95th anniversary of the Titanic`s sinking! Celebrate! now you know the truth!
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Male 18
hahaha shuldnt he be at work instead of playing with toy boats in his bath tub .
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Male 4
The fact that we prosecuted multiple "committers of this crime" before we even finished a satisfactory investigation leads me to think that the situation we`re in does not have very much to do with finding organizers of terrorism.
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Male 4
I`d just like to add that while this was a funny distortion of some of the theories a few have come up with to answer the many questions that are left unanswered by the 911 commission`s report, it does not say that there is anything wrong with having those questions and rightly so.

If some of you Maelstrom x for example) are wondering why so many documentaries have appeared over the past few years, the answer, I think, is because, while people have unanswered questions about plenty of situations in which our government has had involvement (, none have had as great an impact on our laws, foreign policy, and international reputation collectively as much as what happened on 9/11 did.

I also think it would be very irresponsible to use the 9/11 attacks as our reason for taking control of such a huge chunk of the world`s oil supply without looking at the attacks carefully and making sure that the people we punish for the crime are actually the ones who committed it.

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Female 10
okay i was with him..until the bathtub demo
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Male 124
hahahahaha "the metal barely melted at all"

hahahahahahahaha

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Male 285
ahh stupid tags.
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Male 285
<i>Ever heard of a little something called <b>iron</b>y?</i>

Yes.... IRONy....

COINCIDENCE????

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Female 2,552
Ahaa it`s a joke. Jokejokejokejoke. I love them.
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Female 159
HAHA. Oh my goodness, I love the recreation. And when he was like "As you can clearly see, the metal has barely melted at all" I think it was quite funny!
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Male 27
It is supposed to be a joke peopleB-|
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Male 27
Ha Unfastened coins instead of loose change THe kid who made this was creative
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Male 226
what you will see next might shock you *starts playing with his toy boat*
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Male 63
This is as fake as the "Weekly World News" magazines. Yeah.....good evidence! Next, he is probably going to say that the Men in Black exists! What a dumbass!
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Female 419
LOL, the toy boat in the bath tub was the best part.
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Male 1,882
"I only ask because conservatives have their own `whacko conspiracies and far-fetched beliefs.`"

Rather stupid. I pointed to three documentaries that liberals often rejoice and said liberals like making documentaries about their conspiracies... How does conservative conspiracies fit into this? Yeah, some conservatives might believe some crazy stuff but most of the nutjob stuff is in the liberal camp, mostly thanks to Democrats pandering to the loony part of the left.

Usually when a conservative "conspiracy" is out there it gets shot down pretty quick by other conservatives. I have yet to see any real stand against 9/11 conspiracies, Loose Change, Rosie O`Donell, or anyone else who believes in this crap. Feel free to prove me wrong. Where`s the Dem. party releasing a statement denouncing it? Where is ABC firing, or even speaking out about Rosie? Oh yeah.

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Male 4,246
"First Farenheit 9/11, then Loose Change, and now an Inconvenient Truth... Man, liberals love making documentaries about whacko conspiracies and far-fetched beliefs."
Maelstrom_x, that`s a joke, right? I only ask because conservatives have their own `whacko conspiracies and far-fetched beliefs.`

Back on-topic, I usually dislike Maddox for being an abrasive arsehole, but this is pretty funny. He`s still an abrasive arsehole, but at least he`s a funny (sometimes) abrasive arsehole.

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Male 672
There was once a group of `Net surfers who took a video too seriously. They were later discovered to be idiots. CONSPIRACY?!?!? Maybe. The End.
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Male 306
This is stupid, the scale model was using the wrong steel, the graphs was comparing the steel from titanic and those of really high quality steel. The ice was able to cut through the ship and sink it because the stupid first mate corrected his steering and cause a huge slash across the ship thus making the unsinkable to sink. To further support that ice from your freezer cannot be compared with compacted ice from the artic.
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Male 204
HOW CONVINIENT!
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Male 580
This was obviously a joke.

"The metal has barely melted at all"- lol.

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Male 366
oh, and ps - i don`t look down on people who thought this is serious. i think that goes a long way to prove what a load conspiracies are now.
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Male 366
If icebergs are really that tough, then why don`t people make boats out of icebergs instead?

lol.

btw, this is maddox`s response of sorts to loose change, a 9/11 conspiracy made by some kids in college with no real evidence. (hence the title)

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Male 341
LOLOLOLOL...."While the bowl of metal hardly melted at all"...
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Male 632
This made me laugh a bit.
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Male 68
I say it was global warming! Or maybe the Bush administration!
Funny funny stuff!
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Female 422
I have further proof that the Jews were involved.

Think about it. iceberg, spielberg, greenberg, bergberg...

I am so clever.

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Male 4
ok thats it i know this kid was just tryng to have fun or whatever but WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! you are f___ing retarded and we need to have a sereace chat. but other than that it was pretty funny and as a joke great!
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Female 152
"I don`t know what this graph means, but I`m sure it means something..."

Or whatever he said. Funny! :-D

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Male 448
Lol. I dont know what this graph means but i`m pretty sure it explains that the jews caused it.
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Female 1,426
That was amazing! I loved the scale model of what happened and the iceberg boat. "Even though some of the world`s richest and most famous passengers were on the ship, not a single video was made of the Titanic sinking." See? He must be right! It was those atheists in the government!
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Male 907
"that..........was really stupid"

you..........have no sense of humor

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Female 582
that..........was really stupid
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Male 623
lol i loved the boat vs ice in bathtub part
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Male 2
the allies actually tried to make a huge ship out of ice during world war 2 and icebergs are in water that is like ten below its really funny its obvious that its a fake
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Male 907
HOW CONVENIENT!!!


Abraham Lincoln dies the exact same day the Titanic sinks, except 47 years prior! The Titanic had the capacity to carry 3,547 passengers aboard! They both have 47!!!!

OMG HE IS ON TO SOMETHING LMAO!!!

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Male 907
"as you can see, the bowl of ice on the left is completely melted, while the bowl of metal BARELY melted at all."

HAHAHAH! What an interesting outcome XD. I love how he said "barely melted at all".

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Male 259
It was the US government, the Titanic was sunk 100 years AFTER the Canadian militia and British military burnt down the White House in the war of 1812, they were mad and wanted revenge. Even though the new White House was built by Americans, and Canadians because the Canadians felt bad.
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Male 292
everyone knows something was iffy about 9/11 dont kid yourselves
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Male 143
The Ship in the tub proves everything
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Male 2,781
HAHAHAHHAHA OMFG WHEN HE WAS RAMMING THE ICECUBES IN THE TUB WITH THE TOY BOAT AND THE SOUND EFFECTS! LMAO MADDOX IS THE BOMB!
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Male 270
It would be comedy... if the guy didn`t sound so lame in trying to prove his fancies.
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Female 1,398
IT WAS THE ATHIESTS!!!
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Male 2,616
i love this because it makes fun of BS conspiracy theory movies like "loose change." Aramil, you`re an idiot if you think the author of this was serious... it is satirical
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Female 24
lmao -Im confused is it the jews or the government???? and why would he passengers have video footage...its 1912???? Or maybe it there were video cameras but the government stole them and sold them to the jews....lol...what a turd.
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Male 25
"Oh my god! If you think this is serious, then you are idiots!
It`s satire, and it`s GOOD satire!"

Just quoting that so everybody knows!

I hate it when people think everything is serious, yet at the same time its hilarious! This brings back memories of the tragic Boston Bomb Scare.

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Female 268
u have to love the shot of the gun. this kid has way too much time on their hands. how did they even come up with the abraham lincoln one?
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Male 142
The comments here are about as funny or funnier than the actual link itself...and the link was pretty damn funny.

This really makes me feel like a genius.

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Male 140
"the metal barely melted at all" strange.....
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Female 245
"Abraham Lincoln dies the exact same day the Titanic sinks, except 47 years prior! The Titanic had the capacity to carry 3,547 passengers aboard! They both have 47!!!!"

[sarcasm]oooooooooooooo woooooowwww! thats amaaaaazinggg!!![/sarcasm]

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Male 147
Whoever thought this was real and are trying to point out what`s wrong with it.....lmao. Anyway, yeah Maddox is the best dude ever, this is pretty funny. When he was hitting the ice with the boat..omg. That`s good stuff.
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Female 51
"if you take the word "TITANIC" and you remove the letters T, I, and T, and then you add the letters C, O, S, P, R, and Y, then it spells:
conspiracy." why didnt we see this!?!
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Male 608
Don Imus Sank The Titanic!
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Male 556
This site is dedicated to exposing the truth about the government`s involvement in the sinking of the Titanic. Specifically, that they did it (and by "they" I mean Jews). LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 243
This guy is just...stupid.
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Female 583
The Smoking Gun:

If you remove the letters I, and C from TITANIC and add the letters L, E, R, O, K, E and J, it leaves a message for some members of IAB:

LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE!

Coincidence???

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Male 1,129
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA
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Male 30
ebsha please die. you`re obviously the only "idiot" here, considering you dont know how to take a joke. go play in a busy street.
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Female 190
Man,I wish Maddox was my neighbor.
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Male 1,882
"Loose Change" was a conspiracy theory made into documentary about 9/11 and the government "planning it".

"Unfastened Coins" is a parody of this. He once wrote an article on how stupid people were for believing that crappy conspiracy even though ACTUAL SCIENTISTS have gone through and debunked the crap people keep spouting about it.

One of his pieces of evidence was ramming a toy boat into ice cubes in a bathtub. If you didn`t get that this was a joke at that point (THE FIRST PAGE) then I pity you.

First Farenheit 9/11, then Loose Change, and now an Inconvenient Truth... Man, liberals love making documentaries about whacko conspiracies and far-fetched beliefs.

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Male 1,882
No, the dog didn`t eat my homework, the government sabotaged it! I swear!
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Male 437
ok i sent madox this as a link.... i cant beleive that you guys didnt get that this was a joke.....
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Male 260
"the metal barely melted at all"
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Female 532
ROFL I loved it!

Oh yeah, and all of you morons who don`t have a sense of humor, I`m pretty sure there`s a surgery for that...

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Female 35
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 2,510
my giant balls sunk the titanic....and i wasnt even trying.
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Male 330
How in the f*cking world do you not realize this is a joke?

Even if you didn`t know right away, if you spent time looking around on the site and finished still thinking it was serious--WTF?!

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Female 670
Welcome to the Unfastened Coins website. This site is dedicated to exposing the truth about the government`s involvement in the sinking of the Titanic. Specifically, that they did it (and by "they" I mean Jews).
I created this documentary to spread the truth about the government coverup in Oklahoma, Waco, New York Middle East the North Atlantic.

I`m just a kid with a laptop who discovered the truth, but I encourage you to do your own research and come to your own conclusions based on my premise that the government is lying to you and that your disagreement with said premise constitutes your admission of being a sheep. I suggest starting with my video:

Still not convinced?

As of this writing, there are only two living survivors of the Titanic, and both of them claim to have been babies and too young to remember what happened.

HOW CONVENIENT!!!

stupid they would be like 120 years lol

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Male 161
"its just amazing. with four pages of "breaking Evidence" to support his theory, i found not a SINGLE peice of concrete evidence."

Did you even look at the graph?!

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Male 142
to Darkmartyr

Project Habakkuk was a plan by the British in World War II to construct an aircraft carrier out of ice. The use of ice had actually been falling out of favour before that, with other ideas for "floating islands" being considered, such as welding Liberty Ships or Landing craft together (Project TENTACLE). The ice Habakkuk itself was never begun.

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Male 1
I am not claiming anything, but I will say this. At really low temperature metal becomes brittle and is more likely to be cracked or damaged by a blow, such as an iceberg. Second of all, perhaps most obvious is that this person is data mining. I bet if he sorted through data he could uncover that all the passengers had a dog named Fluffy and a G.P.A of 3.8 (This is ridiculous).
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Female 2,220
They both have the number 47 in them?!

HAHAHAHA.

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Male 1,704
haha quality.
chuck norris round house kicked it over!
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Male 187
and again its those stupid 13-17 year olds who didnt get that the site was a joke. Why do u guys have to keep embarrassing 13-17 year olds like that? WHY!??!?!
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Female 458
"And the few jac.kas.ses that couldn`t tell this was a joke, Oh... My... God..."

I had the same reaction
:|
Stuuuupid.
But I liked the video xD

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Male 334
its just amazing. with four pages of "breaking Evidence" to support his theory, i found not a SINGLE peice of concrete evidence.
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Male 946
lmao `metal>ice`
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Female 32
hahaha - proof that the jews were involved and im just gonna keep editing this video until people know the truth. thats gr8
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Female 8
WOW...although that is utter bull there were German archives released about 10 years ago that had copies of orders signed to fire at the Titanic from a sub... that just goes to say unless we were there we have no idea what happened.
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Male 732
@oddflame: Oh REALLY?!?

Oh my god! If you think this is serious, then you are idiots!
It`s satire, and it`s GOOD satire!

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Female 331
Someone should send a link to this page to Maddox.

Volunteers?

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Female 1,181
you know, when i suggested this link, i really didn`t think anyone would think it was real. jesus christ, every single time maddox updates someone puts the link here! get some f*cking brains, people.
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Male 348
I`ll tell you the truth.

The smoking gun

If you take the word `Titanic` and remove the letters a,n,i, and c, then it spells what this guy is.

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Male 1,024
Unfastened Coins, haha, get it?

yawn.

oh, and time...hands.

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Male 382
No it can`t be... Everybody knows it was evil martians that sunk the Titanic. They did it to steal peoples precious bodily fluids.
Bloody martians!
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Male 703
stupid penguins.... blame them... trying to take over the world...
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Male 236
:O i reccomended this as a link a few days ago!
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Male 1,092
yep, all just coincidence :P
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Male 1,263
Haha hilarious
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Male 89
to me guys, it just seems like there is some goon with alot of free time out there =]
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Female 221
wow... some people obviously have nothing better to do with their time...
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Male 72
I cried from laughter.
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Female 1,596
"IAB obviously has some bias in this area."

Dude, it`s just a link... IAB is trying to get you unbored by showing you how people are stupid. It should entertain you of the ideas others have on the historical event.

And also, members suggest sites it`s not always all the admins!!!!

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Male 114
LOL! that was so funny... wow, i want his autograph...
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Male 2,796
There was no Titanic...

BTW, I like this dude.

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Male 102
aramil, yes! just not being convinced of the official explanation does not automatically mean you`re a conspiracy nut, and it`s really annoying getting pigeonholed in with people like Rosia O`Donnell :P
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Male 276
If you read the first part that is sooo racist really!!
And conspiricy is an opinion and i dont really care
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Male 163
Ebsha + M106D + Aramil = Dumb + Dumber + George W. Bush
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Male 163
"I don`t know what this graph means, but I`m pretty sure it`s proof that Jews were involved."

This really made me laugh :D

And the few jac.kas.ses that couldn`t tell this was a joke, Oh... My... God...

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Female 579
Oh and YAY 2nd page!!!!!! (Sorry!!)
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Female 579
The government are JEWS OMFG

XD

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Male 30
it was actually me that sunk the titanic. not the government
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Male 315
Okay, I am getting really sick of all the consperiousy theory websites. IAB obviously has some bias in this area. Those who doubt all of the facts of 9-11 do not nessasary think that frogs loaded with explosives were realeased into the bottom floor of both towers. We have simply found inefficiancies in the official explanation, and would be interested in having them cleared up. Of course this website is redicoulous, it brings CTs to an extreme.
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Male 838
IAB is sinking to a new level!
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Male 1,455
I just submitted thi same link a few days ago! WTF?
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Male 30
paper can go thru metal? wtf M106D?! i hav yet 2 see this...
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Male 104
this is stupid the iceberg was way larger then in his scale model. and another example, metal is stronger then paper but at the right speed paper can go trough metal.
this whole conspiracy theory is drated up. and what was the melting for >.> 1 big piece of ice will not melt that fast.
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Female 331
Anyone who knows anything about anything will have known that it was made by Maddox and it`s his annual April Fool`s joke.

Maddox > Rest of the world.

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Female 795
Yeay. Maddox has made my day again :)

As you can see the ice on the left completely melted, but the metal on the right barely melted at all XD

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Male 901
Ever heard of a little something called irony?
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Male 319
LOL! Guys, if you`re thinking this is a real conspriracy, you obviously haven`t read Maddox and "The Best Page in the Universe".

Maddox rules - There is no disputing this.

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Male 102
It was okay. I liked the Death Star one better.
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Female 198
yep. clever.

too bad he forgot that the titanic probly hit the iceberg with a lot more force than that toyboat in his bathtub.

ah well, maddox is an idiot.

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Male 294
This is really clever.
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Female 1,228
Ha ha, very funny!
Loved the video, it all makes sense now.
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Male 336
Hmm, this was on Maddox`s site on April fools.
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Male 82
I knew it was the Jews...


I`M ON TO YOU!

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Male 955
Lol I love the scale models and the melting ice/steel theory.
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Male 193
LMAO. The Jews sunk the Titanic. Too drating hilarious
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Male 1
Wow... the goverment did that...

Yea some peopel realy do have a lot of free time dont they ;)

LOL

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Male 193
Haha. Obviously a joke.
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Male 161
that is so dratting hilarious!!1
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Male 203
"Even though some of the world`s richest and most famous passengers were on the ship, not a single video was made of the Titanic sinking."

Obviously they all forgot to pack their digital cameras, stupid rich people

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Male 130
"If icebergs are really that tough, then why don`t people make boats out of icebergs instead?"

I love people with more free time on there hands then me.

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Male 203
haha conspiracy theories :P
ice berg was planted by the government :D
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Female 1,181
Link: The Truth About the Titanic [Rate Link] - It was the government.
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