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Date: 04/13/07 02:20 AM

60 Responses to The Cyclists

  1. Profile photo of buddy
    buddy Male 30-39
    10116 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 3:55 pm
    Link: The Cyclists - The intermediate stage between humans and pure energy.
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    immortal_1 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 6:39 pm
    OMG hahaha!!
    Do not worry, he is biodegradable.
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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:28 am
    lol.
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    alikabul Male 18-29
    696 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:30 am
    boring...
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:31 am
    i ran over a small dog on a bike once. i didnt mean to. it would chase anyone who passed its yard for about a half mile. one day it got ahead of itself win it came to chase me and ran right under my tire. it wasnt badly hurt but it did lean not to chase me.

    i really didnt care if it was hurt or not. just dont want to post a second time to tell the people who call me mean or cruel that it wasnt my fault or hurt bably.

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    agentkeg Female 18-29
    61 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:15 am
    Sometimes I wonder if cyclists, really do think this way. Usually the conclusion is, yes, they really are egotistical bastards.
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    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:03 am
    Ha ha, funy.
    Sounds like something Bill Bailey would come up with, that man`s a genius.
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    speedsta Male 18-29
    609 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:16 am
    that was strange .. but kinda cool
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    Cashcleaner Male 18-29
    319 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:42 am
    I think Knox58 or one of his "friends" did the same thing once. I bet he`ll be on any minute know to make his contribution.
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    cpeachok Male 13-17
    32 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:45 am
    I love the show this is from. It`s called Monkey dust and was shown in the UK fairly late at night.
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    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:51 am
    I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s

    The biodegradable bit was funny but to be honest, I`ve yet to meet any cyclists like this.

    Fairly amusing, though. My dad`d absolutely hate it.

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    WTFidunno Female 18-29
    395 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:54 am
    Uh...I can`t tell if that was really lame, or really gay...maybe a bit of both...total crap either way.
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    walrusgod Male 13-17
    47 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:26 am
    theres much better stuff from monkey dust
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    Argh_Beast Male 18-29
    838 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:26 am
    "Do not worry. He is bio degradable!"
    Agree with WTFidunno. It`s really confusing i guess.
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    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:59 am
    "I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s"

    Buy a car you dirty hippy!!!

    Some of my better friends are bike messengers. They have some serious road rage stories, and yes they do think they are above the traffic laws, and in some cases are. That`s why people use bike messengers. If you need it there fast, then go with a bike.

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    Itsdude56 Male 13-17
    889 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:01 am
    that was funny! `mine is red` lol
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    Aramil Male 18-29
    315 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:23 am
    I can`t get out the feeling that that was made by some guy who wants to feel better about the fact that he drives a hummer.
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    Guest5386 Female 18-29
    302 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:40 am
    well... i have a bicycle. Why? because we have only one car...

    .... AND i need to keep shape >.< and since im lazy and love to eat there no others ways. School is close anyway so why not?

    they are often a bit "the road is mine" they will drive on the side walk, go down hills very fast and dont care about cars. Why? because if they get it, they are technically not in fault (if i remember)

    Its not like in USA when the guy who run over you with his porshe can sue you cause he need a new paint XD

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    mikish23 Male 13-17
    20 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:44 am
    MONKEY DUST YAY!
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    StopSmiling Female 13-17
    331 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:14 am
    ""I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s"
    Buy a car you dirty hippy!!!

    Some of my better friends are bike messengers. They have some serious road rage stories, and yes they do think they are above the traffic laws, and in some cases are. That`s why people use bike messengers. If you need it there fast, then go with a bike."

    Not a hippy :)... just I`m only 14 so can`t exactly drive.

    Ah well.

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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:33 am
    What show is that from?
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    harshkd Male 30-39
    122 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:27 am
    "all we need is the tarmac surface paid for by your road tax". brilliant. and yes, cyclists can violate traffic laws. and why not, if they f**k up they DIE. it`s their decision.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:33 am
    Next time someone tells me to go for a bike ride, i`ll show them this. Great stuff, although i feel sorry for the dog.
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    Rattastegood Male 18-29
    7 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:02 am
    More monkey dust magic please maybe a decent episode of clive or the paedo finder general i alwasy cried laughing at them! I can`t tell you but there is a small boy locked in the boot of my car hilarious!!!!
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    a_ron4 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:04 am
    those guys kinda reminded me of the mooninites from aqua teen hunger force.
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    TomSFox Male 18-29
    732 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:49 am
    Haha, that was great!
    Those snobby cyclists are non-nice individuals!
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    Goldfishgal Female 18-29
    426 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 10:55 am
    haha
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    signed_in Male 18-29
    122 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 11:41 am
    Corrections:
    There is no road tax, just veichle exise duty and fuel tax. The revenue from these is far lower than the ammount spent on roads etc. The roads are paid for from general taxation.
    The A-Roads were built at the request of the ctc, not for motorists in the first place.

    I try to keep within the law when cycling, but motorists do make it hard sometimes. So do pedestirans. Then again, some cyclists could do with keeping within the law, which is why I support the police in upholding it.

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    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:01 pm
    Their voices creeped me out
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    A video made by someone who dont like cars. I love sarcastic video, they`re so great.

    =D

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    Linc Female 13-17
    444 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 12:48 pm
    ........
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    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 1:34 pm
    gave the the heeby jeebys...
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    roxidied Female 13-17
    322 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:21 pm
    That was so creepy.
    Haha Costly Coffee...
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    thewabbit Male 13-17
    366 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:25 pm
    omg monkey dust... i miss this. lol `...mine is red`. bloody cyclists.
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    Shoyz Male 13-17
    1228 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 2:42 pm
    I`d rather be a cyclist than a driver.
    Save a few thousand, get some muscles, save more money from gas.
    I could totally get into that.
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    Belial_87 Male 18-29
    74 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    There are cool cyclists, and then there are the jagoffs who don`t even use the edge of the road, but are actually in your lane going 1/4 the speed of the cars on that road and expecting you to slow down for him. Sorry a-hole, the sign says 45, and unless you can pedal that fast get off the damn road. There`s a reason for bike paths.

    This is making fun of the latter. If you belong to the former, then no worries. If you are at all offended by this, you probably belong to the latter.

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    LKJSlain Female 18-29
    648 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    scary... true...
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    driftalways Female 18-29
    88 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:04 pm
    hahaha, love
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    SilentxEm Female 60-69
    670 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:16 pm
    That was slightly disturbing, and yes, a_ron4, they reminded me of them too... where is this from?
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 5:31 pm
    u suck
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    whathappend5 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 6:33 pm
    was it just me. or were those guysa tottallyl crreeeeeppppyyyy
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    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:15 pm
    Hah. Nice. Stupid cyclists. Hippies with helmets.
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    zincyams Male 13-17
    260 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 7:48 pm
    ^^Haha that was reaaaally funny. Driving a bike is alot better than driving a car, just don`t take it too far and run over puppies XD.

    My new motto: "Ride on two wheels...but not on puppies"

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    acidpixi Female 18-29
    110 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:03 pm
    LMAO @ cashcleaner
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    Senboku Male 13-17
    210 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 8:57 pm
    Creepy.
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    moe2the Female 18-29
    133 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    lolz @cashcleaner...im suprised knox still hasnt put his 2 cents in yet.
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    bumblecock Male 18-29
    643 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:23 am
    Blah.,,.
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    jhonmayer1 Male 18-29
    1289 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:33 am
    lol...true...
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    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 1:59 am
    it was okay but not great.
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    jsatan Male 18-29
    256 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 8:37 am
    I find this a little strange that people really hate cyclist this much.
    Really I think drivers hate them because they are slow, lol.
    I have both a bike and a car and I use my bike during summer and the car when its rainging and cold.
    Do I brake traffic laws? No!
    I have lights etc and keep within the speed limit, (yes we can go over it, but we will be stopped by the police just the same).
    In the video they went on a green light and then two cars crashed, maybe I watched it wrong but isnt that the fault of the cars that go through amber or red?
    Yes cycling is faster in the cities than cars because we have our own lanes and we can go down the gap near the curb, :)
    And on the note of we dont pay for the roads, well I didnt ever see a walk way tax, general taxes pay for these.
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    happyshopper Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:38 am
    to those of you in the states unfamiliar with monkey dust, as disturbing as that was the show is just soooo much funnier. with a wrongly convicted murderer who has become too instationalised that he keeps killing uppon release just to get back inside and a single parent father that always end up killing himself when his son does come round due to his sons behavior, which it always turned out to be an act his mum said to put on (after the father killed himself naturally) but i loved it very funny, very clever stuff. and those who just see it as silly or discustingly creepy are just to stupid to appreciate the humour.
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    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    if someone stopped outside my window & talked to me in a voice like that.. i would be scared.
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    sam_1123 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    "don`t worry - he is bio-degradable"
    probably the funniest thing in a lame cartoon
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    Pompeius Male 13-17
    30 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 8:27 pm
    I dont think there`s anything funny about making fun of people who ride bikes places. I like the exercise, and I dont want to use more energy than I have to to get somewhere.
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    Mighty- Male 18-29
    199 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:12 pm
    OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!! i hate it when people bike on the road, they just piss me off! and yes i AM a cyclist. I LOVE biking, however i only bike on roads when there is no sidewalk or path. i dont care if its the law or not, it pisses me off when people bike on the road.
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    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    April 14, 2007 at 11:49 pm
    o.o?
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    wompus111 Male 50-59
    4 posts
    April 16, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    `Mere rules do not apply to us`
    Thats about right when you come up behind twenty-five or so of these prats riding four and five abreast doing 20mph trying to slipstream each other.
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    tna Male 13-17
    29 posts
    April 17, 2007 at 6:15 am
    thats well boring and cyclists aint even like that
  59. Profile photo of Kanashii
    Kanashii Female 13-17
    359 posts
    April 21, 2007 at 4:30 am
    Do not worry, he is biodegradable.

    Best line in he whole thing. XD

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    ladynerd Female 18-29
    252 posts
    January 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Funny stuff!

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