The Cyclists

Submitted by: buddy 10 years ago in Funny

The intermediate stage between humans and pure energy.
There are 60 comments:
Female 252
Funny stuff!
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Female 359
Do not worry, he is biodegradable.

Best line in he whole thing. XD

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Male 29
thats well boring and cyclists aint even like that
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Male 4
`Mere rules do not apply to us`
Thats about right when you come up behind twenty-five or so of these prats riding four and five abreast doing 20mph trying to slipstream each other.
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Male 400
o.o?
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Male 199
OMG THANK YOU!!!!!!!! i hate it when people bike on the road, they just piss me off! and yes i AM a cyclist. I LOVE biking, however i only bike on roads when there is no sidewalk or path. i dont care if its the law or not, it pisses me off when people bike on the road.
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Male 30
I dont think there`s anything funny about making fun of people who ride bikes places. I like the exercise, and I dont want to use more energy than I have to to get somewhere.
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Male 102
"don`t worry - he is bio-degradable"
probably the funniest thing in a lame cartoon
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Female 576
if someone stopped outside my window & talked to me in a voice like that.. i would be scared.
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Male 292
to those of you in the states unfamiliar with monkey dust, as disturbing as that was the show is just soooo much funnier. with a wrongly convicted murderer who has become too instationalised that he keeps killing uppon release just to get back inside and a single parent father that always end up killing himself when his son does come round due to his sons behavior, which it always turned out to be an act his mum said to put on (after the father killed himself naturally) but i loved it very funny, very clever stuff. and those who just see it as silly or discustingly creepy are just to stupid to appreciate the humour.
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Male 256
I find this a little strange that people really hate cyclist this much.
Really I think drivers hate them because they are slow, lol.
I have both a bike and a car and I use my bike during summer and the car when its rainging and cold.
Do I brake traffic laws? No!
I have lights etc and keep within the speed limit, (yes we can go over it, but we will be stopped by the police just the same).
In the video they went on a green light and then two cars crashed, maybe I watched it wrong but isnt that the fault of the cars that go through amber or red?
Yes cycling is faster in the cities than cars because we have our own lanes and we can go down the gap near the curb, :)
And on the note of we dont pay for the roads, well I didnt ever see a walk way tax, general taxes pay for these.
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Male 460
it was okay but not great.
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Male 1,289
lol...true...
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Male 643
Blah.,,.
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Female 133
lolz @cashcleaner...im suprised knox still hasnt put his 2 cents in yet.
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Male 210
Creepy.
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Female 110
LMAO @ cashcleaner
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Male 260
^^Haha that was reaaaally funny. Driving a bike is alot better than driving a car, just don`t take it too far and run over puppies XD.

My new motto: "Ride on two wheels...but not on puppies"

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Male 1,003
Hah. Nice. Stupid cyclists. Hippies with helmets.
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Male 104
was it just me. or were those guysa tottallyl crreeeeeppppyyyy
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Male 2,506
u suck
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Female 670
That was slightly disturbing, and yes, a_ron4, they reminded me of them too... where is this from?
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Female 88
hahaha, love
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Female 648
scary... true...
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Male 74
There are cool cyclists, and then there are the jagoffs who don`t even use the edge of the road, but are actually in your lane going 1/4 the speed of the cars on that road and expecting you to slow down for him. Sorry a-hole, the sign says 45, and unless you can pedal that fast get off the damn road. There`s a reason for bike paths.

This is making fun of the latter. If you belong to the former, then no worries. If you are at all offended by this, you probably belong to the latter.

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Male 1,228
I`d rather be a cyclist than a driver.
Save a few thousand, get some muscles, save more money from gas.
I could totally get into that.
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Male 366
omg monkey dust... i miss this. lol `...mine is red`. bloody cyclists.
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Female 322
That was so creepy.
Haha Costly Coffee...
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Male 701
gave the the heeby jeebys...
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Female 444
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Male 2,172
A video made by someone who dont like cars. I love sarcastic video, they`re so great.

=D

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Male 193
Their voices creeped me out
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Male 121
Corrections:
There is no road tax, just veichle exise duty and fuel tax. The revenue from these is far lower than the ammount spent on roads etc. The roads are paid for from general taxation.
The A-Roads were built at the request of the ctc, not for motorists in the first place.

I try to keep within the law when cycling, but motorists do make it hard sometimes. So do pedestirans. Then again, some cyclists could do with keeping within the law, which is why I support the police in upholding it.

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Female 426
haha
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Male 732
Haha, that was great!
Those snobby cyclists are non-nice individuals!
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Male 62
those guys kinda reminded me of the mooninites from aqua teen hunger force.
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Male 7
More monkey dust magic please maybe a decent episode of clive or the paedo finder general i alwasy cried laughing at them! I can`t tell you but there is a small boy locked in the boot of my car hilarious!!!!
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Male 4,680
Next time someone tells me to go for a bike ride, i`ll show them this. Great stuff, although i feel sorry for the dog.
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Male 122
"all we need is the tarmac surface paid for by your road tax". brilliant. and yes, cyclists can violate traffic laws. and why not, if they f**k up they DIE. it`s their decision.
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Male 5,094
What show is that from?
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Female 331
""I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s"
Buy a car you dirty hippy!!!

Some of my better friends are bike messengers. They have some serious road rage stories, and yes they do think they are above the traffic laws, and in some cases are. That`s why people use bike messengers. If you need it there fast, then go with a bike."

Not a hippy :)... just I`m only 14 so can`t exactly drive.

Ah well.

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Male 20
MONKEY DUST YAY!
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Female 302
well... i have a bicycle. Why? because we have only one car...

.... AND i need to keep shape >.< and since im lazy and love to eat there no others ways. School is close anyway so why not?

they are often a bit "the road is mine" they will drive on the side walk, go down hills very fast and dont care about cars. Why? because if they get it, they are technically not in fault (if i remember)

Its not like in USA when the guy who run over you with his porshe can sue you cause he need a new paint XD

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Male 315
I can`t get out the feeling that that was made by some guy who wants to feel better about the fact that he drives a hummer.
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Male 888
that was funny! `mine is red` lol
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Female 1,496
"I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s"

Buy a car you dirty hippy!!!

Some of my better friends are bike messengers. They have some serious road rage stories, and yes they do think they are above the traffic laws, and in some cases are. That`s why people use bike messengers. If you need it there fast, then go with a bike.

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Male 838
"Do not worry. He is bio degradable!"
Agree with WTFidunno. It`s really confusing i guess.
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Male 47
theres much better stuff from monkey dust
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Female 395
Uh...I can`t tell if that was really lame, or really gay...maybe a bit of both...total crap either way.
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Female 331
I am a cyclist and I found some of it a bit insulting... Usually I don`t find things like this affect me but this did for some reason :s

The biodegradable bit was funny but to be honest, I`ve yet to meet any cyclists like this.

Fairly amusing, though. My dad`d absolutely hate it.

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Male 32
I love the show this is from. It`s called Monkey dust and was shown in the UK fairly late at night.
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Male 319
I think Knox58 or one of his "friends" did the same thing once. I bet he`ll be on any minute know to make his contribution.
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Male 609
that was strange .. but kinda cool
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Female 1,228
Ha ha, funy.
Sounds like something Bill Bailey would come up with, that man`s a genius.
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Female 61
Sometimes I wonder if cyclists, really do think this way. Usually the conclusion is, yes, they really are egotistical bastards.
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Male 1,142
i ran over a small dog on a bike once. i didnt mean to. it would chase anyone who passed its yard for about a half mile. one day it got ahead of itself win it came to chase me and ran right under my tire. it wasnt badly hurt but it did lean not to chase me.

i really didnt care if it was hurt or not. just dont want to post a second time to tell the people who call me mean or cruel that it wasnt my fault or hurt bably.

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Male 695
boring...
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Female 526
lol.
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Male 36
OMG hahaha!!
Do not worry, he is biodegradable.
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Male 10,115
Link: The Cyclists [Rate Link] - The intermediate stage between humans and pure energy.
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