The Birth Of A Candy Bar

Submitted by: Beckii 10 years ago in Funny

How the Baby Ruth came to be, told by candy bars. Warning: adult themes.
There are 73 comments:
Male 128
I never knew that.
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Male 18
really old but still funny
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Male 175
everyone is saying its old new to me ok so where have I been? dunno, just never seen this before, bloody funny
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Male 2,781
SWEET!
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Female 836
I am 45 years old
I saw this back IN THE 1970`S!!!!!
Yep, it`s old alright!
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Male 2,510
when the internet was made this was used as a sample image.
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Female 670
old
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Male 1,882
Repost...
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Male 991
"older than the crust in your underwear."

I almost died... :-D

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Female 1,984
Huh. `k. Um...? :)
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Male 400
very old..
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Male 77
seriously man, posting all these old things is kind of getting old....
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Male 305
Wow. Grade school all over again. Grade school people. I`M 39!
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Male 14
ANCIENT! not old, friggin ancient.
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Female 44
haha thats funny
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Male 1,011
They should have had this too

they mention clark but i guess it wouldnt have made sense, oh well

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Male 181
I never heard of any of those chocolate bars either, but when the guy from the UK made the same thing on this thread, I recognized a lot of them. Ya, and Cadbury is better than Hershey`s. Also, they`re called CHOCOLATE BARS, rather than CANDY BARS. How could calling a bar of chocolate a `candy bar` make any sence?

cuz chocolate is a candy dumba**

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Female 344
hee hee love it
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Male 107
Yes, it is old. It is extraordinarily old. I am 33 now. I was 8 when I first heard this. I remember because I was in 2nd grade and I got in trouble for having it written on a piece of paper in P.E.
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Male 21
This is a shop.
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Male 701
see it, but funny none the less
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Male 155
Y is it important that u know what the bars are..... The thing doesn`t even relate to the chocolate (or w/e) but to what the wrappers say???duh!
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Male 210
SAw it a really long time ago, I don`t find it funny now but it brings back *some* memories.
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Male 40
Corner of Clark and 5th Avenue

They used the 5th avenue bar, that`s good, but they didn`t use the Clark Bar.

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Male 810
oooooooolllllllllllldddddd
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Male 60
I... think I`ve already seen this before here. I`m starting to get SUSPICIOUS...
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Male 382
Unfortunately all I see is the bad grammar.
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Male 1,024
older than the crust in your underwear.
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Female 1,395
`oh henry` is such a gay name for a chocolate bar.

Someone brought me back some Hershey chocolate and a twinkie from the states and it was the most sickly, revolting cr*p i ever tasted. Their chocolate is so inferior to ours.

=) Cadbury rules the school *smug*

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Female 655
dang thats old
and repulsive
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Male 1,406
Classic, fairly funny, never really enjoyed this too much.
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Male 39
:-/, some people don`t need to be knowing about that yet... Like me... (curse curiosity)
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Male 138
Old.... very... I first saw this five years ago...
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Male 82
I think this pre-dates me even...
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Male 1,825
gay, this is too old
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Female 243
Not that funny.
And btw they got rid of the blue ones cause they make you go a bit loopy...
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Female 165
I always thought this was kind of stupid.
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Female 267
older than my grandmas pubes
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Female 60
Smarties took out the blue smarties cause they cant find a solution for the blue ones so theres no artifical colourings.. Not fair i want the blue smarties back *Protests* 8-)
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Male 1,496
Older then the internet?
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Male 459
" he began to feel her mounds."

*i have no comment at this time*...........

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Male 31
i love mars bars, do they sell those in the US. I`ve only tried them when ive gone to Canada and ive never seent them in the US.
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Male 528
soooooo damn old (and lame after the 300th time)
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Female 1,065
Some comedian made this up D:

OLD

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Female 406
It`s as old as pie. Mmm.... Pie. Note: The English story derailed the thread.
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Male 147
I`m 14 right now and i remember seeing this when i was 6. it`s just not funny anymore
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Male 193
adult themes??????????????
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Female 532
Eh... I`ve heard this said to me before, but not depicted... And its still not that great being depicted this way...

Meh all around

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Male 743
Sooooo.....Ooollllddddd.......
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Male 576
Oh yeah, I remember the alien smarties. I got ahold of some at a party and didn`t sleep for 2 days. Got my senses back and I was wearing nothing but a KFC buckett with the bottom cut out...
Ahh to be young again.
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Female 455
With me being English I didn`t know any of those bars at all.... So I guess it`s kind of lost on me...
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Male 1,270
Did you ever get the alien smarties in the US? They were bright green with a blue middle I think (With a little alien face printed on them)

I think they were around for Halloween a few years back.

Wow...I just learnt so much about smarties on wikipedia:
"Smarties are oblate spheroids with a minor axis of about 5 mm (0.2 in) and a major axis of about 15 mm (0.6 in)"

:-O

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Male 2,486
wow, I guess they do exist :O Never heard of em.


I know what a Starburst and Smarties are though.. WHY DID THEY GET RID OF THE BLUE ONES.

MOTHERF*CKERS

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Male 1,270
Smarty = smarties (But they got rid of the blue ones?! :-O)
Starburst = Not a `candy bar` but they`re still sweets nonetheless
Milkybar = The best damn chocolate bar there is!
Lion bar = This piece of crap
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Male 2,486
^^^

Milkybar, smarty, lion and starburst are candybars? i didnt even know milkybar and lion existed.

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Male 1,270
NEW!!!!

Sorry, I meant `old`...

I`ll try one with English bars:
Oneday, a little *kit-kat* was walking the streets when she met a big *lion*. Quickly, the little cat got a *boost* and flew past *mars* and into the *milky way*. She went to a pub there, and behind the bar was the *milkybar* kid. Now he wasn`t too *smarty* and caused a massive *starburst*.

Okay, I suck.

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Female 364
FLB^ me neither, cus we`re in europe, they`re prbably American bars.

this reminded me of the one with the traffic signs telling the story ^^

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Female 1,228
Never seen this. . .
Didn`t know half the chocolate bars either.
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Male 460
its pretty old.
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Male 629
Very old.....
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Male 1,866
Yeh, normally I don`t cry repost...
but this is older than dirt..
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Male 388
OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD DAMN IVE SEEN THIS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO WATS WRONG WITH YOU
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Female 93
hahaha...i have that on my myspace, lol
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Male 559
now I want candy
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Female 679
So old xD
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Male 527
Couldn`t find the pictures of all of the candy bars? Kinda lame!
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Male 181
mehhh, it gets old after the 500th time
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Male 196
awesome
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Male 376
yeah really old, still funny tho, the idea itself.
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Male 272
That`s like older than old =O.

Still a classic though.

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Male 292
whateva
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Male 72
lol Old but funny.
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Female 60
Link: The Birth Of A Candy Bar [Rate Link] - How the Baby Ruth came to be, told by candy bars. Warning: adult themes.
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