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Date: 04/08/07 02:38 AM

74 Responses to The Birth Of A Candy Bar

  1. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:17 am
    Link: The Birth Of A Candy Bar - How the Baby Ruth came to be, told by candy bars. Warning: adult themes.
  2. Profile photo of zerosk8er
    zerosk8er Male 13-17
    72 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:19 am
    lol Old but funny.
  3. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:42 am
    whateva
  4. Profile photo of Accurs3ds0ul
    Accurs3ds0ul Male 13-17
    272 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:43 am
    That`s like older than old =O.

    Still a classic though.

  5. Profile photo of Yoeri
    Yoeri Male 18-29
    376 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:43 am
    yeah really old, still funny tho, the idea itself.
  6. Profile photo of luckyguy2086
    luckyguy2086 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:44 am
    awesome
  7. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:45 am
    mehhh, it gets old after the 500th time
  8. Profile photo of toneman
    toneman Male 30-39
    527 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:46 am
    Couldn`t find the pictures of all of the candy bars? Kinda lame!
  9. Profile photo of Pinkies
    Pinkies Female 13-17
    679 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:59 am
    So old xD
  10. Profile photo of headwound
    headwound Male 13-17
    559 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:01 am
    now I want candy
  11. Profile photo of dontclickme
    dontclickme Female 13-17
    93 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:09 am
    hahaha...i have that on my myspace, lol
  12. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:34 am
    OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD DAMN IVE SEEN THIS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO WATS WRONG WITH YOU
  13. Profile photo of shizzaster
    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:43 am
    Yeh, normally I don`t cry repost...
    but this is older than dirt..
  14. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:51 am
    Very old.....
  15. Profile photo of mcnaial1
    mcnaial1 Male 18-29
    460 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 4:51 am
    its pretty old.
  16. Profile photo of FLB
    FLB Female 18-29
    1229 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 5:29 am
    Never seen this. . .
    Didn`t know half the chocolate bars either.
  17. Profile photo of crazymagemia
    crazymagemia Female 18-29
    364 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 5:37 am
    FLB^ me neither, cus we`re in europe, they`re prbably American bars.

    this reminded me of the one with the traffic signs telling the story ^^

  18. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:13 am
    NEW!!!!

    Sorry, I meant `old`...

    I`ll try one with English bars:
    Oneday, a little *kit-kat* was walking the streets when she met a big *lion*. Quickly, the little cat got a *boost* and flew past *mars* and into the *milky way*. She went to a pub there, and behind the bar was the *milkybar* kid. Now he wasn`t too *smarty* and caused a massive *starburst*.

    Okay, I suck.

  19. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:44 am
    ^^^

    Milkybar, smarty, lion and starburst are candybars? i didnt even know milkybar and lion existed.

  20. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:54 am
    Smarty = smarties (But they got rid of the blue ones?! :-O)
    Starburst = Not a `candy bar` but they`re still sweets nonetheless
    Milkybar = The best damn chocolate bar there is!
    Lion bar = This piece of crap
  21. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 7:55 am
    wow, I guess they do exist :O Never heard of em.


    I know what a Starburst and Smarties are though.. WHY DID THEY GET RID OF THE BLUE ONES.

    MOTHERF*CKERS

  22. Profile photo of ConverseUK
    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:10 am
    Did you ever get the alien smarties in the US? They were bright green with a blue middle I think (With a little alien face printed on them)

    I think they were around for Halloween a few years back.

    Wow...I just learnt so much about smarties on wikipedia:
    "Smarties are oblate spheroids with a minor axis of about 5 mm (0.2 in) and a major axis of about 15 mm (0.6 in)"

    :-O

  23. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:29 am
    With me being English I didn`t know any of those bars at all.... So I guess it`s kind of lost on me...
  24. Profile photo of Mr_Sir
    Mr_Sir Male 18-29
    576 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:35 am
    Oh yeah, I remember the alien smarties. I got ahold of some at a party and didn`t sleep for 2 days. Got my senses back and I was wearing nothing but a KFC buckett with the bottom cut out...
    Ahh to be young again.
  25. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:45 am
    Sooooo.....Ooollllddddd.......
  26. Profile photo of sunnysongbrd
    sunnysongbrd Female 18-29
    532 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:53 am
    Eh... I`ve heard this said to me before, but not depicted... And its still not that great being depicted this way...

    Meh all around

  27. Profile photo of Demogorgon66
    Demogorgon66 Male 18-29
    193 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:05 am
    adult themes??????????????
  28. Profile photo of arabking
    arabking Male 13-17
    147 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:35 am
    I`m 14 right now and i remember seeing this when i was 6. it`s just not funny anymore
  29. Profile photo of JeanaH
    JeanaH Female 13-17
    406 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:53 am
    It`s as old as pie. Mmm.... Pie. Note: The English story derailed the thread.
  30. Profile photo of HaruHaru
    HaruHaru Female 13-17
    1065 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:30 am
    Some comedian made this up D:

    OLD

  31. Profile photo of kph155
    kph155 Male 13-17
    528 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:43 am
    soooooo damn old (and lame after the 300th time)
  32. Profile photo of serfis
    serfis Male 18-29
    31 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
    i love mars bars, do they sell those in the US. I`ve only tried them when ive gone to Canada and ive never seent them in the US.
  33. Profile photo of CheezeMonkey
    CheezeMonkey Male 13-17
    459 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:53 am
    " he began to feel her mounds."

    *i have no comment at this time*...........

  34. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:05 pm
    Older then the internet?
  35. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:24 pm
    Smarties took out the blue smarties cause they cant find a solution for the blue ones so theres no artifical colourings.. Not fair i want the blue smarties back *Protests* 8-)
  36. Profile photo of siny_toy_gun
    siny_toy_gun Female 13-17
    267 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:34 pm
    older than my grandmas pubes
  37. Profile photo of RachelAngie
    RachelAngie Female 18-29
    165 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 12:55 pm
    I always thought this was kind of stupid.
  38. Profile photo of ZazaPink
    ZazaPink Female 13-17
    243 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    Not that funny.
    And btw they got rid of the blue ones cause they make you go a bit loopy...
  39. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    gay, this is too old
  40. Profile photo of Devryl
    Devryl Male 13-17
    82 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:12 pm
    I think this pre-dates me even...
  41. Profile photo of CRA-Z_HEART
    CRA-Z_HEART Male 18-29
    138 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:16 pm
    Old.... very... I first saw this five years ago...
  42. Profile photo of arandomUTfan
    arandomUTfan Male 13-17
    39 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:22 pm
    :-/, some people don`t need to be knowing about that yet... Like me... (curse curiosity)
  43. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    Classic, fairly funny, never really enjoyed this too much.
  44. Profile photo of RadRockette
    RadRockette Female 13-17
    655 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:09 pm
    dang thats old
    and repulsive
  45. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:28 pm
    `oh henry` is such a gay name for a chocolate bar.

    Someone brought me back some Hershey chocolate and a twinkie from the states and it was the most sickly, revolting cr*p i ever tasted. Their chocolate is so inferior to ours.

    =) Cadbury rules the school *smug*

  46. Profile photo of jetmark
    jetmark Male 30-39
    1024 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 2:40 pm
    older than the crust in your underwear.
  47. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    Unfortunately all I see is the bad grammar.
  48. Profile photo of HubmaN
    HubmaN Male 30-39
    60 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 3:48 pm
    I... think I`ve already seen this before here. I`m starting to get SUSPICIOUS...
  49. Profile photo of derangedingo
    derangedingo Male 13-17
    810 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 4:44 pm
    oooooooolllllllllllldddddd
  50. Profile photo of llehctim
    llehctim Male 13-17
    40 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 6:41 pm
    Corner of Clark and 5th Avenue

    They used the 5th avenue bar, that`s good, but they didn`t use the Clark Bar.

  51. Profile photo of 107249
    107249 Male 13-17
    210 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 6:59 pm
    SAw it a really long time ago, I don`t find it funny now but it brings back *some* memories.
  52. Profile photo of BrettIsPyro
    BrettIsPyro Male 13-17
    155 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 8:34 pm
    Y is it important that u know what the bars are..... The thing doesn`t even relate to the chocolate (or w/e) but to what the wrappers say???duh!
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    v_wilkes85
    246 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:08 pm
    I never heard of any of those chocolate bars either, but when the guy from the UK made the same thing on this thread, I recognized a lot of them. Ya, and Cadbury is better than Hershey`s. Also, they`re called CHOCOLATE BARS, rather than CANDY BARS. How could calling a bar of chocolate a `candy bar` make any sence?
  54. Profile photo of DoughnutBoy
    DoughnutBoy Male 13-17
    701 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 9:27 pm
    see it, but funny none the less
  55. Profile photo of Vile.
    Vile. Male 13-17
    21 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    This is a shop.
  56. Profile photo of TheDoc2044
    TheDoc2044 Male 30-39
    107 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:10 pm
    Yes, it is old. It is extraordinarily old. I am 33 now. I was 8 when I first heard this. I remember because I was in 2nd grade and I got in trouble for having it written on a piece of paper in P.E.
  57. Profile photo of elyse_42
    elyse_42 Female 18-29
    344 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    hee hee love it
  58. Profile photo of kohokid28
    kohokid28 Male 13-17
    181 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    I never heard of any of those chocolate bars either, but when the guy from the UK made the same thing on this thread, I recognized a lot of them. Ya, and Cadbury is better than Hershey`s. Also, they`re called CHOCOLATE BARS, rather than CANDY BARS. How could calling a bar of chocolate a `candy bar` make any sence?

    cuz chocolate is a candy dumba**

  59. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 10:19 pm
    They should have had this too

    they mention clark but i guess it wouldnt have made sense, oh well

  60. Profile photo of brittany555
    brittany555 Female 13-17
    44 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    haha thats funny
  61. Profile photo of br4inst0rm
    br4inst0rm Male 18-29
    14 posts
    April 8, 2007 at 11:39 pm
    ANCIENT! not old, friggin ancient.
  62. Profile photo of wowthissucks
    wowthissucks Male 30-39
    305 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 12:27 am
    Wow. Grade school all over again. Grade school people. I`M 39!
  63. Profile photo of jeffro367
    jeffro367 Male 13-17
    77 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 1:23 am
    seriously man, posting all these old things is kind of getting old....
  64. Profile photo of zintosion
    zintosion Male 13-17
    400 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 1:59 am
    very old..
  65. Profile photo of Bekll
    Bekll Female 18-29
    1984 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 3:09 am
    Huh. `k. Um...? :)
  66. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 4:16 am
    "older than the crust in your underwear."

    I almost died... :-D

  67. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 9:59 am
    Repost...
  68. Profile photo of yuly
    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 10:47 am
    old
  69. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 6:55 pm
    when the internet was made this was used as a sample image.
  70. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    April 9, 2007 at 7:14 pm
    I am 45 years old
    I saw this back IN THE 1970`S!!!!!
    Yep, it`s old alright!
  71. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    April 11, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    SWEET!
  72. Profile photo of burjo7
    burjo7 Male 18-29
    175 posts
    April 12, 2007 at 7:56 pm
    everyone is saying its old new to me ok so where have I been? dunno, just never seen this before, bloody funny
  73. Profile photo of errington07
    errington07 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    April 13, 2007 at 4:18 pm
    really old but still funny
  74. Profile photo of strings99
    strings99 Male 13-17
    128 posts
    April 23, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    I never knew that.

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